>tfw no more qt gf to hold hands with
I KNOW THAT
FEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEE-EEELL
BRROO-O-O-WOAHH
but who are you quoting
>>4946810
<<<\k9r\
>>4946815
nah man <<<\k9r\ is all boot bfs these days
holla
I thought you were dead
Thats's it.....
This board takes some cleaning up to, do.
yeah good luck with that
>>4946501
Thank's
>>4946504
how's it going so far
you are gay
>>4946421
pic related
>>4946422
checking
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
ing
Your fortune: G
my mfw face when i dont get the doubles numbers again but am ok with it because i know im going to enjoy my time on [esfores]
>>4946199
Checked
How have you gotten this real in real irl real life pic of me? I' worried to be tbh honest
>>4946199
u guys ever have a puberty before
i want a fuckin gf
>>4946184
girls don't date losers sorry
>>4946198
why
can i be your gf if i have a penis?
srs question.
We gonna build dat wall and dump ass sissyposters gon be payin for it!
>>4945954
gosh darn it [s4s]
I've seen quite a few of those trap threads, and I was always fascinated by how they're able to c*m just by anal play so I wanted to try it
I scavenged room to find a 3 years old condom (haven't had s*x since my ex left me)
I found a vaguely bepis shaped deodorant bottle
I got ready to shove it my poop chute
b..but wait, there's poop up my poop hole, how do I clean it
I was thinking about it for a while since I didn't have those enema bags and I ended up taking a shower, unscrewing the shower head and I filling up my butte with water from the hose.
The problem is that I did it for too long, and now I keep pooping out poopie water
Whenever I stand up and move around, I can feel poop water filling up my butte and I gotta run to the toilet
That's been going on for 30 minutes now
I'm still up for trying things out, but now I'm afraid I'll squirt poopie all over my bedroom as soon as I spread my butthole
What do I do, how do I break the curse
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4945970
just vomit out the poopie water, youll be fine bury
around sissies you get kissies
Introducing
>>4945896
gosh darn it [s4s]
I've seen quite a few of those trap threads, and I was always fascinated by how they're able to c*m just by anal play so I wanted to try it
I scavenged room to find a 3 years old condom (haven't had s*x since my ex left me)
I found a vaguely bepis shaped deodorant bottle
I got ready to shove it my poop chute
b..but wait, there's poop up my poop hole, how do I clean it
I was thinking about it for a while since I didn't have those enema bags and I ended up taking a shower, unscrewing the shower head and I filling up my butte with water from the hose.
The problem is that I did it for too long, and now I keep pooping out poopie water
Whenever I stand up and move around, I can feel poop water filling up my butte and I gotta run to the toilet
That's been going on for 30 minutes now
I'm still up for trying things out, but now I'm afraid I'll squirt poopie all over my bedroom as soon as I spread my butthole
What do I do, how do I break the curse
Your fortune: Average Luck
Post the oldest thing in your 4chan folder.
I don't have a "4chan folder", but this is the oldest picture in my crap directory.
>>4945566
nice dubdub bub
Please stop saying I'm fat!!!
Enough already!!!
obese fat fuck
Suck my strapon your girlfriend is a nasty crackhead.
>>4943836
Bitch I'm rockstar living
In class rn AMA (right now ask me anything)
>>4947246
can i have that ceiling?
you ever think so hard your brain starts to hurt? really makes you think
ow.
*teleports behind corruption*
Nothing personal kid.
>teleports behind hillary
Nothing personal bitch
>>4947160
he's government now
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4947209
i want hillary redemption arc where she joins him in the final battle at the end
*biggie cheese walk's in*
hey i'm biggie cheese
Whahts up??
>>4947003
hey biggie you smell like scheese
THE SHOES IS ALL THAT THE CLOTHES IS ALL THAT COME STEPPIN TO ME THATS WHERE YOU TOOK YOUR FALL AT
beb
>>4947002
last time i was this early in a beb thread, beb was merely a b
CADE LOLE xdddd
better get this ogre with while the anime faggots are still asleep
TODAY I will be a fat piece of shit and smoke weed.
you're a really bad poster and you're a real bringdown on this whole board. i say this unironically. you honestly don't get what we're doing here, but you like to hang around because i donno
fun colors?
does the pink girl do it for you?
>>4946978
I think it'd make you feel a lot better if you just told me what mean thing I said to you that triggered you so hard you'd do this
remember, honesty and feelings are more mature than anger and disrespect
>>4946978