>that tfw when DHL says your package will be delivered by "end of day" but it's already 9:41 PM
me: goods website says my items were shipped on the 22nd
UPS tracking says they haven't even received the package yet
Estimated deliver date: yesterday
when your crate of heroin stays in customs for more than two days
Your fortune: Outlook good
I...I want to have sex without using my genitals...
>>4946473
you can my dude just hold their h*nd
Mouth
Hand
Feets
Thighs
Armpits
All options and more
You're welcome friend
>>4946498
o..ok
>>4946499
i..i want the knees...
i need the girl...with those knees....
ITT: we act like other boards
k ima act like /s4s/
*doesnt check ur dubs*
WE WUZ KANGS N SHIET
>>4946464
I honestly thought I was on r9k, I must have accidentally clicked here. Was wondering where all the angry virgins were
>next-door apartment neighbors don't respond when I say hi
>don't smile back when I smile at them, just look away all serious and shit
What the fuck is their problem?
They think they're fucking hot shit?
Fuck them
Rude motherfuckers
Been neighbors for seven years and you still won't fucking say hi fuck you
tiny mice rice
>>4946474
Thy are Asian yes
>>4946477
oh
you have to rape them
they'll never tell due to dishonoru famiree
Nobodys opinion matters
Because nobody matters
Everyones just there to leave their genetic info in some smelly hole
Your feeling emotions theyre just tools developed to make it easier
They deceive you
You deceive yourself
>>4946434
i wan put my genetix in hir smely hole
le epic stoner epiphanies vol 9092
>>4946503
average thoughts are still deep for average minds bro, don't be rude
>be me
>18 beta fag
>hang with the cool kids and just got invited to my first party ever
>gunnagetfucked.exe
>rock up to pre drinks and start drinking a lot
>hour later the others are starting to smoke pot and take mdma and I feel like joining in
>ask the mate I'm closest to and he grabs me a cap
>throw it down and wait for it to kick
>pass out
>wake up 4 hours later to loud music and 3 guys pissing on my head
>too dazed to care
>slowly stand up and fumble inside to the couch where a 9/10 is sitting
>feeling confident and make casual conversation
>goes well but she gets with another guy so look for my next prey
>spot 8/10 sitting with her friend who is dry humping the host
>talk to her
>seems interested
>goingforthekill.html
>make out
>first kiss feels good fam
>tells me to meet out back and we can take it further
>can't contain the boner
>stand up and try and find mate to explain what bout to happen
>suddenly swept of my feet and black out
>MFW I woke up in hospital and find out after I passed out first time I actually woke up under a drain pipe, sat next to a hooker on the street, made out with a lamppost and walked infront of a car
>MFW nobody has talked to me since that night
>MFW my first kiss was with a lamppost
>>4946410
Youre a faggot lol
Im 18yo virgin too
I did do puking thing too felt like dying begged my mate who let me sleep at his place if i die tell my mum i hate her
Went to a lot of party stoned af
Bad idea, i keep doing dumb shit and be paranoid
Im on my comedown now feel depressed
Hot girls everywhere and i dont give a fuck
Its making me saad
If your "friends" did not look after you and allow all that shit to happen to you then they aren't your fucking friends.
When I did drugs with my friends we looked out for eachother. If you were in my group you would not have been roaming the streets alone and shit. You had a bad trip but they fucking let you run off.
>>4946410
>never been to a party before
>2 minutes into it some girl huffs aerosol and straight collapses on the kitchen floor
>i leave
first and last party i've been to
yall mind
nigger
>>4946380
White boi
>>4946380
the teeth girl
>>4946333
the trips girl
>>4946333
the dead meme
>>4946333
smart animeposter
FIIIIIRRREEEE!
ILL BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND!
/s4s/ is destroyed!
UR DONUTS ARE MINE!
>>4946214
it's a good thing i decided to buy cinnamon rolls instead of donuts this week
i'm not sure how you'd be able to tell that this board has been destroyed considering it always looks like mostly autistic garbage
I haven't ate in 2 days and I'm about to chug this litre of vodka and smoke tremendous bud pray for my soul that does not exist and go fuck yourself thisboard looks like someone dropped a shit bomb on it
Have nice rtip
>>4946178
post while shit faced k? contriboot pls
I hope you have a nice trip to hell m9
I heard that we allowed /pol/ to shit up this board during /pol/ harbor rather than immediately kicking them out. Is that true?
>>4945932
yea we're a nice board we dont kick people out
>>4945932
yeah the nices one taught them all about memery, in fact we are directly responsible for meme magic
the rude ones spammed their threads with "le centipede" to no effect
and i made some post ironic serious pol threads in fact ill go make one right now
>>4945947
Well done. /s4s/ made /pol/acks become even more obnoxious.
Today is Karen's birthday!
Happy birthday Karen!
>>4945895
Happy birthday, have a good one!
>>4945895
dumb animeposter
dumb karenposter
>>4945895
gosh darn it [s4s]
I've seen quite a few of those trap threads, and I was always fascinated by how they're able to c*m just by anal play so I wanted to try it
I scavenged room to find a 3 years old condom (haven't had s*x since my ex left me)
I found a vaguely bepis shaped deodorant bottle
I got ready to shove it my poop chute
b..but wait, there's poop up my poop hole, how do I clean it
I was thinking about it for a while since I didn't have those enema bags and I ended up taking a shower, unscrewing the shower head and I filling up my butte with water from the hose.
The problem is that I did it for too long, and now I keep pooping out poopie water
Whenever I stand up and move around, I can feel poop water filling up my butte and I gotta run to the toilet
That's been going on for 30 minutes now
I'm still up for trying things out, but now I'm afraid I'll squirt poopie all over my bedroom as soon as I spread my butthole
What do I do, how do I break the curse
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
december is nice
>>4945788
Dubble is nice
>>4945800
even more dubs!
STILL OUR QUEEN OF S4S
Did you mean?
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>4945787
>>4945790
queen of my ass
They are literally the worst 2 things on s4s
dumb animeposter
dumb hamsterposter
dumb karenposter
Tachibana Sylphynford is best girl!
TSF is number 1! NUMBER 1!!!!
To keep the board quality high we have made a poll to see which of these two repeated meme threads you like the best.
The winner will be actively posted several times a day by a dedicated moderator for the next two months to improve the user experience on [s4s].
Options:
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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
yee pal
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