Post the oldest thing in your 4chan folder.

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I don't have a "4chan folder", but this is the oldest picture in my crap directory.

>>4945566
nice dubdub bub

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me irl

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>>4945534
An ancient relic

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This is the oldest [s4s] related pic I can find in my folder. It says I got downloaded the 23rd of March 2013.

That's exactly 10 years ago today tbh.

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>>4945534

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i have no idea who i was back then

>>4945643
that predates [s4s] though i used to see that on /b/

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>>4945534
gosh darn it [s4s]
I've seen quite a few of those trap threads, and I was always fascinated by how they're able to c*m just by anal play so I wanted to try it

I scavenged room to find a 3 years old condom (haven't had s*x since my ex left me)
I found a vaguely bepis shaped deodorant bottle
I got ready to shove it my poop chute
b..but wait, there's poop up my poop hole, how do I clean it

I was thinking about it for a while since I didn't have those enema bags and I ended up taking a shower, unscrewing the shower head and I filling up my butte with water from the hose.
The problem is that I did it for too long, and now I keep pooping out poopie water

Whenever I stand up and move around, I can feel poop water filling up my butte and I gotta run to the toilet
That's been going on for 30 minutes now

I'm still up for trying things out, but now I'm afraid I'll squirt poopie all over my bedroom as soon as I spread my butthole

What do I do, how do I break the curse

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>4946634
nodoka i missed your c data users defapps filenames just getting that out there

>>4946012
ya fuckin idiot

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>>4946638
I missed coming here. Now everythings back to normal reee

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unsatisfied stoner guy

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this is from last week
oh to be an innocent /re/tard again...

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Hi I just joined 4chan

>>4946659
me on the right

>>4946670
ay gurl u wanna have sex

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>>4945534

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>>4945534

>>4946657
quite cleber friendo

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i'm kind of a newfag.