i want a fuckin gf

>>4946184
girls don't date losers sorry

>>4946198
why

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can i be your gf if i have a penis?
srs question.

>>4946237
i mean...
u cute?
sex is icky anyway so it wont come up

>>4946239
i hope im cute, saying that im cute would be the opposite of cute in fact it would probably be not cute

>>4946184
I want one to
My last one wasn't fucking and so kinda useless
Guess I'm a rude bastard but yeah that's reality

>>4946243
rudeposters get out

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>>4946245
Let me go
I don't wanna be your hero
I don't wanna be a big man
Just wanna fight like everyone else
Your masquerade
I don't wanna be a part of your parade
Everyone deserves a chance to
Walk with everyone else
While holding down
A job to keep my girl around
And maybe buy me some new strings
And her and I out on the weekend
And we can whisper things
Secrets from my American dreams
Baby needs some protection
But I'm a kid like everyone else
So let me go
I don't wanna be your hero
I don't wanna be a big man
I just wanna fight like everyone else

>>4946247
nani?

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>>4946253
And what is a Nani?

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>>4946184
Same tbh

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>>4946198
>>4946243

Just stay inside and post anime all day! If you eventually get bitter and angry go to a rude bored tho bc we don't need that here.

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>>4946184
>used to not take care of myself
>girls always used to say they have boyfriends
>groom and dress properly now
>now girls flirt with me but they weren't lying about having boyfriends

It was less painful when I knew I didn't have a chance.

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if this is dubs, you will have a gf within a week.
if not, you wont have a gf until a year after the next dubs on this thread

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>>4946534
>>4946184


I know, you guys should be eachother's girlfriends!

Universe (bobby butthole's side): 1
Evil: 0

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>>4946541
leppo

>>4947439
What's that?

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>>4947449
I don't know actually

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If you wanted one you would have one.
You are unfamiliar with the nature of wanting.

Right now I don't want one either.

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>>4947461
I want to be the gf

>but authentically reversing one's concept of sexuality in a single lifetime is mind shreddingly puzzling.

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>>4947496
In this lifetime, I've done it at least twice.
I'm a beautiful man now. Even if once I was the grade AAA girlboi waifu of 3D dreams, that time is over.
The feminine form peaks relatively young. (14-17ish)
The masculine form peaks later. (30-40ish)
I'm min maxing this lifetime as much as I can.

dumb animeposter

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>>4947515
Yes, I see, hmm