Serious /pol/ thread part 10

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>>4945954
gosh darn it [s4s]
I've seen quite a few of those trap threads, and I was always fascinated by how they're able to c*m just by anal play so I wanted to try it

I scavenged room to find a 3 years old condom (haven't had s*x since my ex left me)
I found a vaguely bepis shaped deodorant bottle
I got ready to shove it my poop chute
b..but wait, there's poop up my poop hole, how do I clean it

I was thinking about it for a while since I didn't have those enema bags and I ended up taking a shower, unscrewing the shower head and I filling up my butte with water from the hose.
The problem is that I did it for too long, and now I keep pooping out poopie water

Whenever I stand up and move around, I can feel poop water filling up my butte and I gotta run to the toilet
That's been going on for 30 minutes now

I'm still up for trying things out, but now I'm afraid I'll squirt poopie all over my bedroom as soon as I spread my butthole

What do I do, how do I break the curse

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4945970
just vomit out the poopie water, youll be fine bury

around sissies you get kissies

>>4946877
that's nice
like those dubs

>>4945954
trump loves traps tho

>>4946880
TRUMP BETRAYED US IT'S ALL OVER NOW

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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

>>4945970
Don't worry. Plastic is biodegradable, so your body will eventually turn it into shit, and you can just poop it out. This takes 250,000 years though, depending on the type of plastic. PET bottles take longer.