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>>4945703
u my fren
>>4945710
u my fren 2 frenlel
>when it hits you that electing Donald Trump was a terrible idea
who are you quoting?
>>4945651
inb4 unironic alt right shedlords
imagine having a strong girl pee in your face, stuff your mouth with her period stained panties, fart on you and kick you in the balls
i think it sounds pretty cute
youre a fucking faggot and should kill yourself asap
imagine having a gimmick that doesn't involve being human excrement
unless you're poopboi, but that's a different kind of excrement.
>>4945611
>pee
flowre
shit thread to be honest family member
>>4945577
rude
>>4945582
sometimes, you have to tell the truth even if it hurst the fee fees
Claim: Being a dumb animeposter is much better than being angry all the time because you hate anime.
Claim: it's not the Anime people hate, it's You.
>>4945565
damn I got owned
how will I ever recover?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
its even better to be a non-angry anime-free poster tho
le chinese mp3 gril
isn't she a bit sexualized for a cartoon?
>>4945529
is there anything more sexualized in modern life than cartoons?
the fact that people here are well into their 20s and still posting it is pathetic but lets face it most of us, growing up and being adolescents used to get random boners from movies and cartoons as our sexuality grew into formation
>>4945518
dumb animeposter
Does swaglorde look at IP's of posteres and see if he can figure out who they are by post personality and then give them names and put the names on a sticky note?
Does he catalog all the anonymouses and give them pet names and chuckle softley while we think were anonamouse but in realty were being catalogerized?
Does the 4chan admin interface have a little thing that groups posts together by IP so Swaglorde can easily see all the postse made by each IP?
I think so
I'm summoning purple pal tree man to answer these most secrete question
That's why I use a name. So everyone can recgonize me for the good things I have for this board.
Also swaglord said he liked my posts.
I trust swaglorde to respect my anonymous privacy, without requiring invasive one-way confirmation of swaglorde's activities myself.
>But if swaglorde does give me pet names, I hope they're cute.
Only oldfigs remember...
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4945482
No this is not anything to remember sorry you just made it up
>>4945494
palindrome
>>4945482
haha ebin first post OP
Imporanr brid post in itt only pls tyt
o i loaf bird
Is this a bird?
tis be de majestic spinbirb
Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Obligatory
>inb4 go back to >>>/r/eddit
my mfw i see a 2d girle
>>4945465
go back to re>>>/d/dit
lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YKI9mpTyAT
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! They may take our women, occupy our lands, burn our crops, rape and murder us, lock us up, chain us to the walls and impose other excessive restrictions upon our bodily movements, but they'll never take our freedom!
OK, they may take our lives, they make take our freedom, but they'll never take our dignity! They'll fuck us up the arse, make us wear frilly, pink training bras, make us dress up like donkeys, but they'll never take our dignity!
OK, they may take our lives, dignity and freedom, but they'll never take our Bon Jovi CDs! Nobody wants those! They're a bunch of crap!
OH GOD, THEY TOOK EVERYTHING! Except for my fat, ugly wife. They left her! The spiteful bastards...
They took everything... everything except for the gigantic tumour growing out the left side of my head!
They took everything but they forgot to take the trash out. Lazy cunts...
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our life boats! Or our life jackets, or our life guards! They'll take our lives, but surely they'll never take our livelihoods! Oh yes, they'll take our lives, but they'll think twice before taking our livers!
They may take our lives, but they'll never take a three-week vacation in BARBADOS. Enjoy this lovely vacation to the tropical island of Barbados, where you'll have your own four room suite ALL to yourself and your family. Take some time to see the wonderful blue waters and white sands of Barbados, where natives will greet you with martinis on the rocks...
curently lole @ to this maymay
All i want is a martini, cold and on the rogs
>>4945526
this to be tbh lole
i don't have any friends xDDDD
Me too haha
>>4945428
your always my friend
>>4945428
I bet you don't have any friends haah :DDD
I SAID MAYBEEEEE
YOU GOTTA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MEEE
AAAAAAND AFTERAAAAAALLLL
YOU'RE MY WONDERWAAAALLL
Your fortune: Average Luck
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE 600K IN DEBT BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAAAAAY
>>494542this guy uy the fact that he cant play guitar for shit but owns so many les pauls benumbs me
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away but girl, tonight you look so pretty, yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you, I swear it's true
Hey there Delilah, don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely, give this song another listen
Close your eyes, listen to my voice, it's my disguise, I'm by your side
joj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSJlllk5kcA
lol
>>4945395
didn't watched it fully, not my cup of tea
>>4945477
dub
Kiss my thighs, anon
Kiss my cunny, anon!
Kiss my butt, anon!