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>>5048350
Covering two parts delivery routes because my coworker (the only other driver in my department) is in the ICU in a coma. It's a shitty situation.

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Stop posting WBB.

Who won the bowling game?

: ^ o

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at least half of google applets are a mistake

>>5048217
>applets
they cant even spell applet withou apple shaking my so much hate head -_-

>spends life on internet with vast knowledge of the world on his fingertips
>Doesn't search it up

#fortune in options field

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>5047873
test

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>5047827
dont be rude they are figs

>>5047827
YOU JUST GOT SAKAI'D LOLE!!

>>5047242
I'm asking you to be present in >>5046767 >>5046784 has confessed his/her love towards you!

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>>5047242
Watch it, Yuji!

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>>5047255
>55

something's wrong with you

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>>5046754
nooooooooo don be mean

>>5046753
sexe foxe

>>5045744
Super Beary Land for the SNES (Super Nice Entertainment System)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpH4YwLF028

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JRPGs
Visual novels
Meme visual novels
dota 2
sometims ms paint
Yeah yeah i guess u can call me a gamer girl

>>5045787
wanna fuque dat chikken asze

who the fuck are you where am i

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Come on Tootsie, give gran a little lick now!

i wish it was socially accpetable to walk around in a ghillie suit all day. and make tree monster noises

>>5048887
if u never watched the meta sitcom masterpeice that was raising hope, that character's name was "poppa woodie"

>>5048887
you just missed the 8's im sorry

>>5048733
Your request is quite intimidating as a tale of intrigue pertaining to thine most wondrous of experiences is quite the expectation. However, I do feel compelled to respond with a tale. Although, not all wondrous, parts are quite disturbing. I'm not even sure it qualifies as a coherent narrative except for the fragile connections my psyche has glue the thing together with. What's more I'm not even sure it's interesting or worth repeating, but repeat it I will because I feel as I feel compelled not to remain silent and to indeed tell a story.

It starts with a somewhat strange encounter, or maybe, as with all elements of this narrative, it is only strange to my psyche which is grasping at something beyond the mundane. I was walking on a path in my small hometown as a teenager, seeking something more than my humdrum surroundings, as I often did as a youth. I could smell in the air that this day would be the start of something. As I am walking on this path a group of girls about my age riding horses crosses my path. The horses tower above me and I cannot help but be slightly intimidated by the stature of the animals and at how much higher off the ground all of these girls are. I try to simply smile and wave in greeting, as is customary in a small town, but my gaze is held for a strange amount of time with one girl in particular. She returns my smile, but hers is rather odd. It appears she's smirking almost. In fact, she has a rather odd mix of emotions in her smile. Slightly smug, a little aroused, with a twinkle in her eye. It is a deeply piercing expression and I accidentally catch her eye and have the sudden compulsion to look away.

>>5048736
The trouble is that when I do look away I look down and end up looking straight at the horse's genitalia. It is a male horse with a sizable manhood which seems to be more than flaccid but also far from erect. I end up looking back up at the girl and her piercing expression. It cuts into me. Into my subconscious. She gives me a wink further imprinting this whole encounter into some deeper part of me. She holds my gaze until she passes me. I try to forget about the whole thing for the rest of my days wanderings but this simple event simply couldn't leave my mind.

Disturbing dreams haunt me in the weeks to follow. I am in a hellish wasteland being gnawed on by strange beasts and dark phantasmagorical entities. Their bites sting as if they are poisonous. But I do not parish. I am saved. The girl who winked at me rides gallantly into battle on her horse. Her long blonde hair waves in the air as she easily disposes of the monsters with her sword. Heads decapitated monster guts spill upon the ground like paint onto a canvass of a splatter painting.

>>5048740
She scoops me up onto her horse when she is done disposing of the foul beasts. "Got yourself into a predicament there, huh princess? Well don't worry, I'll be your knight," says the girl. I manage to stammer our a thanks. "Oh, don't thank me yet your far from saved. Why do you think you were in that wasteland to begin with? Your heart is impure and poisoning you. We have to purify it!"

"H-how do we do that?" I ask nervously. "All in good time. Right now you need to rest." The girl takes me to a large castle like building. At this point I am starting to feel as though I have been indeed poisoned. My vision is getting blurry. We are still mounted on her horse as we enter the building. I catch glimpses of paintings, scones, many strange objects such as what appear to be crystal balls and other wondrous things. There are swords hanging on the walls as well as strange objects I can't identify. Eventually, I am laid down in a bed and as I drift off into sleep in the dreamworld I drift into wakefulness in real life.

>>5048542
oattes

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>>5048542
oh brother where oat thou

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hermano

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quads

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yes helo this is poo

>>5048552
wtf is dat the simsons?

>>5048515
only the ones that like boys(males) because that's gay but not the ones that like girls(males), girls(girls), males(girls), because liking girls isn't gay

I hope I was able to clear things up for you

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>>5048515
women love dickes that makes them fags
soooo 2 girls together = double faggotry
hencetoforthwith if a boy likes a girl that means he likes faggots
there FORE! only boy on boy is straight

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girls who like guys are gay because liking boys is gay. Normal girls who like only girls like /our girl/ Keksandra are straight

>>5048492
also, you're actually Taco Kid

hey s4s tids me loserman420 yhh all i have left in life is funny and its not looking too bright folks! alright have a nice night dont forget to stay hydrated and beat namefags over the head with a fucking fire extinguisher cuz they're all slime!(im kidding osme of u are cool dont go to neo-tokyo 2mro)

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>>5048492
lol le marijuan