The king of monkeys.
Discuss.
>>5050418
I literally had someone guiding me through and even killing the gorillas just to complete this quest.
Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what's botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human too
Now don't try to kid me, mancub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true
Now give me the secret, mancub
Come on, clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red fire
So I can be like you
You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
>>5050418
i thought brazil was a democracy
Drag him out your window
Dragging out the dead
Singing I miss you
Snakes and ladders flip the lid
Out pops the cracker
Smacks you in the head
Knives you in the neck
Kicks you in the teeth
Steel toe caps
Takes all your credit cards
Get up get the gunge
Get the eggs
Get the flan in the face
The flan in the face
The flan in the face
Dance you fucker dance you fucker
Don't you dare
Don't you dare
Don't you flan in the face
Take it with the love its given
Take it with a pinch of salt
Take it to the tax man
Let me back
Let me back
I promise to be good
Don't look in the mirror at the face you don't recognize
Help me, call the doctor, put me inside
Put me inside
Put me inside
Put me inside
Put me inside
I keep the wolf from the door
But he calls me up
Calls me on the phone
Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom
And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops
Walking like giant cranes
And with my X-ray eyes I strip you naked
In a tight little world
And are you on the list?
Stepford wives who are we to complain?
Investments and dealers
Investments and dealers
Cold wives and mistresses
Cold wives and Sunday papers city
Boys in first class don't know we're born just know
Someone else is gonna come and clean it up
Born and raised for the job
Someone always does
I wish you'd get up get over
Get up get over and turn the tape off
I keep the wolf from the door
But he calls me up
Calls me on the phone
Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom
And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops
So I'm just gonna
aruba jamaica
ooooh i wanna take ya
bermuda bahamas
come on pretty mama
>>5050415
DANCE!
dance, spin and show me that fervent soul~
>>5050411
BRAAAAAAAAP
WELL if those NIGGERS want to be treated like EVERY-BODY ELSE, MAYBE they should start ACTING like PEOPLE and not BARBARIANS that just ran into JOHANNESBURG from the AFRICAN JUNGLE!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
(laugh track)
*bassline*
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER LARRY DAVID
Haha so true lmao
>>5050377
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I love Smug Cirno Poster so much!!! Shes so great!!
(S)he's okay
Saw this "force majeure" in a few threads that were quite ok, I r8 12/17
>>5050374
>she
Ok
If theres a 10/10 grill(which mean shes really hot and also fits your type) but shes a vegan or vegetarian or very against eating meat would you try to go for her
You aint gonna eat meat except when eating her booty.
Personally id do it
Been in this situation
Ended in 10/10 disaster
Never trust a vegan
i like meat too much to give it up for a woman that will drain my resources
I don't really care. I could pretty much eat black beans and rice for every meal.
I'd soy milk is kind if bleh, but maybe if I got one of the flavored ones it'd taste better.
s3+1s
delet this it made my heart stop for 0.5seconds i need all my heart energy for living
>>5050334
Who is this semen demon
>>5050355
>Sea Man
hot drinke
>>5050281
dumb animeposter
>>5050291
fite me u fukin twat :)))
>>5050297
come at me breh
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
name my band
shit and the farts
2 faggots and a niggert
Chyna and the Deplorables
im about to watch this what am i in for
>>5050251
looks like anime to me tbh
anyway you can tell us when you are done
>>5050251
anime
Girl (female) get the diq (male)
spice gost
im a kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
kniiiiiifin arounnnndd~
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>>5050208
hheeeey spice gost
u know what
>>5050208
hey heyyyyyy spice gost
you know what?
My brother, may you spare me some oats?
Nein brother, I earned these oats through hardwork. What hast thou done but leech from me?
>>5050212
But oh my brother! I have nothing but supported you for my entire life, yet you cannot spare me a single oat in these harsh times. Please brother i am perishing!
>>5050226
I have given you my answer brother. I will be your source of oats no longer.
This post has 'protection from blue'
That means you have to react! No counterspells!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
RUUUUUUUUN
>>5050187
but no protection from black
>>5050205
your turn
Hi, I'm Wayne Coyne from the band The Flaming Lips. Ask me anything!
Do you suck dicks?
>>5050178
Good morning, old friend. How are you this fine day?
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
nice body girlie
>>5050124
nice body girlie (male)
nice body girlie
sexy girlie
Hello welcome to smol bookstore
new emplolyee: yosho
do you have that book by that guy that wrote that thing
yes ill have a necronomicon the bury pink articles IV-VII uhh...sycophantic fox. al;so thomas paine is good stuff
>>5050089