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>>5049750
better check my fortune, as per the rules

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>5049753
Thank you.

>>5049755
good double

cave paintings :D

*thud*

furious masturbation

where did you get this picture of my wife

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>>5049216
wtf anon she's my wife, you cant have her

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this is a funny thread you guys

That is like so cute

>>5049062
i'd lick sweet cade

>>5049062
Uwwaaoow! What a nice su kitten do!

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>>5049014
nope

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>>5049020
shit

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>>5049014
nope sorry

but this is

o yea and yuji sakai

o yea and mc ride

Archons?

>>5049000 trips nice
ur a hotdog
but u better not try to hurtt her
frankfurter

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omg could u imagine?

probably not L O L

>>5049000
trips noticed

First make sure you actually have some base with the girl. Never start off dry.

Once you actually have some understanding of her and whatnot then you want to actually start hanging out with her. Preferably alone, but try with her friends for the first few times. If she doesn't have friends, it's best to do it alone, or with one of your good friends you know won't fuck it up.

Then, stage 2. If you haven't already taken her on a little outing alone, this is the time. You shouldn't expect anything past first base here. You're establishing the relationship.

Now, stage 3. Connecting with her. This is the hardest part, made simpler; or, even harder, depending on her situation.

Is she sad? Are you sad? Work with each other and become happier and a couple.
Is she in grief? Are you in grief? ^
Try and connect with each other through similar beliefs or meanings. Whether you're both spiritual, or religious, or whatever, it's a great way to connect that way. If you can't connect with anything, then I'm sorry OP, but maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Stage 4 is usually where everyone fucks it up. Relationships tend to start to drift away around here. You go back to being friends, or nothing at all, save for a possibly nice memory. You have to work on strengthening the bond, and becoming OK with your two situations. Be there for her, and expect her to be there for you.

A relationship is a two-sided path. If she can't be there for you but you're always there for her, then maybe she has a situation. If she chooses not to be with you, but you're there for her, then you should ditch her for your own good. If you choose to not be with her but she's there for you, you should either change that, or just leave her. You probably weren't enjoying it much anyways. If you were, you would change for her.

Good luck, anon. I hope my advice can help you.

fuck off taco kid

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>>5048946
taco kids is not mesa sir! who is taco kids?

Still better than episode VII tbqh

/pol/ is a shit board for retards, being obssessed with politics is one of the biggest wastes of time a person can engage in

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>>5048874
yeah christopher hitchens and john wilkes boothe and thomas paine and all those losers

politics is important. faggot teenagers posting soviet imagery and trump memes are not

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>>5048877
Had a fight with my parents about this just today

I told my dad that he was trying desperately to distract himself from the pathetic reality of his family, and I told my mom that her mother had failed as a human being by dying before ever apologizing for the crippling grief she caused, inadvertently or otherwise

well i'm already naked and you're in the room so i guess it's time for rape

>>5048839

Listen here you little shit, this is the THIRD TIME you've made fun of the size of my penis. You know it's small, you know this, yet you keep mocking me day in and day out about it, and honestly, it's getting old. So guess what? This will be the last time you'll have to look at my stupid small cock, because I'm fucking killing myself. Fuck you bitch, I'll see you in hell.

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>>5048782
4chan calls me a dumb anime poster all the time!

>>5048977
I call u dublette poster

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>>5048977
>77
dubs 4chan checks.

approximately 350

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>>5048697
food

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guys look at this bird it look like he have a beard lol

>>5048651
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loving animals is debatable you can enjoy the cool dismissive nature of a cat and its occasional affection towards you or you can enjoy the dog who is always happy to please and insists on being playful.

>>5048631
fake = gross

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>>5048631
ue'r'e mom sur lookt nice befoer i wew'd her las nite

>>5048631
I wanna succ ur mom's lewd boobes tbh

rollazingo BLOOP BLOOP

>>5048520

Hopefully this will enlighten you on our culture. Hmm yes.

https://youtu.be/vv9G3I1FkuI