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A N G E R R Y
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MAD!!!!!
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G A Y
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R E A L L Y M A K E S Y O U T H I N K
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Presenting for the first time
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>>5049633
s'alright but I don't usually save memes unless they relate to my dreams
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>>5049637
now that's dedication
Your fortune: Outlook good
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mfw
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okey everyone and welcome to my personal blog! pls upboat and subscribe!
i said i'd do one yesterday but i didn't feel like it cuz i was tired but i'm up early this morning and i can post nao i guess????
my thread today is for coq au vin, which i elected to serve with buttered noodles but rice (especially risotto type) as well as polenta (yellow grits that aren't hominy, basically, with lots of butter) potatoes or large slices of toasted buttered bread are all other good starches for this.
this is one of the classic french braises or is it a fricassee? i forget the difference? but the terminology is not important, only the resulting food is.
i basically typed this out before hand also, bcuz i took too many pictures and too much detail i wanted to cover. recently i've been doing less step to step and basically just an OP pic so this is my first super detailed thread in a long time.
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genocide @
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>>5049610
>eating food
I only do it for fun
I want to be thin so I can wear a sporty shawl like pic related
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>>5049610
Post vegetarian option
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*poke*
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>>5049604
wouldn't that be like really uncomfortable because he's standing perfectly upright
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>>5049617
no he lean forward look his belly hanging
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>>5049627
The proportions seem weird
So I guess his legs are really thin? and omg no ass wtf y is the doctor fingering him and painting his entrails???
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I want to lick Lord Ludleth's feet!!
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I'll be honest I don't know who Ludleth is
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>>5049603
He shot up a school in the 90s and then they made a comic book about him where he's the king of a warlike people
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>>5049605
Hmm. I'm not interested
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t r o l o
r o l o l
o l o l o
l o l o l
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l o l o l
o l o l o
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Tits.
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>>5049592
gosh darn it, now I'm all trolled
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Slig guy checking in
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L2 + R2
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>>5049686
>Yoyoyoyoyoyoyo
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
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REEEE NORNIESSSS
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>>5049524
Get out newfag original post famalamadingdong blox cocks
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>>5049463
my mfw when blowie says 'she succ me'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Cv_rmz8zs
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>>5049463
this is bowie to bowie
do you hear me out there man?
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>>5050288
eughhhh roger that, bowie. supurb digits there, no familia. over.
goodnight [s4s]
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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OHAYOU SLEEPY-KUN
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>>5049455
Chequed
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>>5049455
goodnight [s4s]
[s4s] goodnight
its time to say goodbye
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Can you name a more perfect stack of man
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i'd say me but i'm a girl haha don't hit on me
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>>5049420
Why would anyone hit on a disgusting 3d woman? Get outta here with that.
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>>5049420
omg ur so cute.
Skype/discord/instagram/anything??
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Teeth
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the teeth girl
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you wanna hear something funny?
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ok
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>>5049326uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!
*farts*
..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD
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POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP
! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ
WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
*farts*
uh oh....STINKY!!
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
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Check these?
>>>/lit/8958666
youtu.be/eeq1oQ5ldI8
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Checked! >:D
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>>5049322
Nice dubs
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>>5049317
Recover the genes?
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Without laughing.
I think I can fuck up a gorilla with bare hands
I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.
Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished. You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
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>>5049302
What other animals do you fight? What about a dolphin can u beat up that?
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>>5049315
OP in the middle
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>>5049319
damn that must be the sci fi channel cause no ways is dwarves that small real
whistle wall you work, peep boy