Why aren't you a boxer?

>>34777010
I don't want brain damage.

>>34777010
I don't want to get punched

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>>34777010
The anxiety of being watched, beat and humilated

>>34777010
I dont really do it competitevely, but i have been practicing kyokushin for 9 years now. Shit is pretty cash and it is a legit robot hobby.

>>34777010
Don't fall for this meme. Boxing IRL consists of getting concussions from niggers while training, and getting more concussions from niggers when you fight. It's dumb, and it's a dumb sport. If you want to learn how to fight, train MMA or wrestling.

>>34777032
Aren't most robots already brain damaged?

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>>34777032
>>34777036

Brain damage is just a meme. And if you are so afraid of getting punched to then stay within the amateur tournaments for a while and use the headgears.
>>34777048
Just imagine the crod naked. And they will be blacked out anyway. It will be as though they do not exist. And it is expected that you get beat on so dont worry fampai
>>34777076
Wrestling is gay and MMA is for autistic weebs.
Women will always find the boxers more attractive out of the 3

>train for 12 hours a day or more since you have nothing better to do
yes, I don't have the endurance. I do about an hour of excercise in the morning and then I feel tired. Add to that that I'm too lazy to cook and the sun out there is too damn harsh so even going to the store to buy ingredientes is a pain, and so I don't really get those calories to do much training...

>>34777111
>watches ippo for the first time
>thinks he's a pro boxer

the classic

>>34777111
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dementia_pugilistica

You're in fucking denial. Any contact sport has issues with brain damage. Your brain is literal mush so knocking your skull violently shakes your brain causing permanent damage.

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>>34777145
That's why you build the endurance. You start out by doing small then working your way up to the bigger workouts. Don't expect to be some olympic athlete within the first month.

And don't you have a mummy to cook for you? Just buy a shit load of baked beans and protein heavy food. No snacks or sweets.

>>34777010
b-but I am a boxer.

>>34777032
I medicate this by consuming psilocybin once in a while. Heals whatever minor damage might be caused and stimulates neurogenesis. Only drawback is the pruning.

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>>34777010
nigga I already have troubles getting out of the bed in the morning, even taking a shower takes serious willpower, how the fuck am I supposed to find the energy for this kind of shit?

>>34777231
Not OP but just doing a little cardio now and then can extend your energy. After a while you build large reserves of willpower. When you get to the point you're fighting amateurs it can be really fun.

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>>34777161
I've watched it back in the early 2000's. Best anime ever created really.
>>34777171
Like I said. Brain damage is just a meme. I've been boxing as a lightweight since my senior year of high school and even throughout college and I've been fine. Stop being a pussy and fearing the brain damage jew.

>>34777214
N-nice. What's ur stats, bro?
>>34777231
Basically what this guy said>>34777257
You start off small then work your way up.

>>34777285
>Lightweight
Ohh so hardcore. Get a load of this guy.

I bet you use headguards too, you fucking pussy.

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>>34777316
I don't think you understand how things work. And I could still beat the shit out of you, boy.

>>34777390
Look at this Internet tough guy. I'm a heavyweight boxer. 24-0-3.

If you're from the UK I'm willing to schedule a fight with you.

>>34777285
I haven't got my license yet. In december I was ready, being able to average 8-10 rounds til I got tired but fell to the flu on new year with a month break now I can only go 3-4 rounds.

I've been boxing since childhood cuz my father was a professional boxer. The brain damage isn't noticeable until 10-12 years of boxing. Then you start to slurr without noticeing and having your memory escape you now and then but it's easily curable with psilocybin. If you can get your hands on the stuff it really makes the damage a trivial matter.

>that feel when really tall so other fighters your weight would be strong as fuck

being slightly below average height seems optimal, but I don't actually know shit about boxing

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>>34777416
Bring it, kid. I'll fuck you up.

London?

>>34777521
No, I'm from Swindon. Talk to gym trainer (Brent) and schedule a fight with me (Penley B)

The address is : 322a Ferndale Rd, Swindon SN2 1HL

I'm free between Feb 25 to March 7th. Schedule between 13:00 to 21:00

Let's see if you're a man of your word, internet tough guy.

Make sure to tell Brent you're from 'Chan' and I'll understand.

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>>34777621
Thanks. I'm not really a boxer and you took the bait. But now I know who you are and how to find you.


It seems you have trained your body but neglected your mind the process. Check mate.


>t. internet tough guy

>>34777658
Figures you're just a coward.

Do as you please with the address and my first name. I don't really care.

i started boxing about a year ago and i lost 20kg, now im stuck at 108, need to work on my diet, also got braces shortly after and have not been able to spar much, im afraid someone will ounch my teeth out, ive got my gear and all, i just cant wait to get the braces off!

I thought about it after watching Ippo.
It would have been a good way for self improvement.
But I'm not aggressive enough.
I couldn't punch a guy in a state where he's in a bad position.
Like if I was winning a fight and the other guy was exausted and barely standing I couldn't end it properly.
Or at least I think I couldn't.

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>>34777621
what kind of parents name their son Penley. what the fuck you never had a chance in life to begin with.

>>34777010
Bad coordination

I tried the punching machine and I was shit at it

>>34777711
English people?

>>34777010
i really hope the entire board just goes "you know what, this actually makes sense", and in a months time this place is /r9k/ - boxing.
could be some nice oc greentext stories

>>34777791
>/r9k/ becomes a bunch of psychotic boxers
>raid /fit/ irl
>destroy their superior bodies because they never bothered to learn to fight
>golden age

>>34777111
If mma is fore autistic weebs isn't that then more catered to robots than boxing, you retard. Boxing is literally the normie of combat sports.

>>34777205
actually, I did buy some beans, and broccoli, I've heard it's gud for them bones.
I guess I'll at least try, I've been hoping I can build more endurance to go through the day. But I also have to cut off distractions, for example the internet.

>>34777621
people still doxxing themselves in 4chan in year of the lord?

>>34777010
Im too shy , what i i cry?

>>34777010
In my community learning to box is mandatory, I was forced to box since I could walk. Absolutely useless skill, I've never even been in a fight, yet I still train 3 times a week and go jogging because I feel guilty if I dont.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blmFX8zIqVg

I've been boxing for a bit under a year now, best decision I've ever made. I'd seriously recommend it to robots. It gives you confidence in all other situations when you realize getting hit isn't really that bad.

>>34778572
Pikeys out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34777010
Don't forget you can fuck chad's shit up if he hurts your pride.

>>34777010
Everbody should do a martial art for personal development atleast, but I am scared of brain damage. Other stuff is already fixable with stem cells, but you can't do anything about brain aging.

I am more into grappling atm (judo/bjj), but plan to learn some basics from a friend who does MT.

>>34777111
Brain damage isn't a meme. It is even worse than people expect it to be. Just normal repeated hits to the jaw cause trauma which results in cells killing themselves (dunno how the mechanism is called) and you end up with an alzheimers brain. You don't need to be KOed for that kind of damage.

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I have a 4ft heavy bag I can practise on, I never wanted to go to a boxing gym. Will this alone be enough to fight the polish when they ask me for cigarettes? I am english. Maybe if I punch myself in the face with gloves will this simulate the inevitable situation I will be thrown into? Is dancing around a bag and hitting it multiple hours a day enough to knockout poles?

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too old and I've treated my body like shit (drugs, smokes and alcohol) for way too many years to ever hope to have it stand up against some clean temple bodied chad. Also I've never been punched in the face so I'm unsure if I'd even be able to withstand it or if I'd be on the ground after 1 punch

>>34777010
i like box but i can't see well without glasses

>>34779291
Nah, you'll just end up with completely garbage form and you'll probably fuck up your hands/wrists from hitting a heavy bag improperly.

>>34778871
The bailiffs have found us again, Patrick

>>34777010
The only fighting sport I ever got into was a middle school fencing club. Between it feeling so stiff to actually do and losing to everyone I just wasn't having fun.

>>34778572
>ywn be this manly

>>34777010
>paying to get punched

Why the fuck would I want to do that?
If I really need to do some combat related sport I'll pick anything that teaches me to avoid blows, not stand like a retard and try to resist them because I'm too dumb to avoid shit.

>>34779513
In another life then

>>34780242
You do realize that the first concepts you work on in boxing is defensive movements with footwork and head movement, right? The goal of boxing is to hit the other guy and not get hit yourself.