Why aren't you using Tinder to get laid this weekend?

Verpiss dich, du Tuerke. Nur Tuerken sind beschnitten.

>>35049350
I'm not tall, attractive, famous, or wealthy so it is a literal impossibility for me to use Tinder, or any other internet service, to get laid.

Because I already have a long-term girlfriend whom which I enjoy a healthy sex life with.

>>35049393
You are literally a liar. Anyone can get laid off Tinder. You just are too scared to try.

>>35049350
I don't want to get HIV and I'm 0/10.

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>>35049410
I agree. if that fag spent less time complaining and more time being himself he would be getting some wet pussy right about now

>>35049409
this
originioli oreganioli give me the death i deservioli

because white hate women hate black guys and im not getting hurt again.

>>35049454
Even an ugly guy like that can get laid off Tinder. All the proof you need.

>>35049376
epbp

>>35049376
Oder man hatte gute medizinische Gruende dafuer

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>>35049410
>Anyone can get laid off Tinder
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You silly normies make me laugh.
>Been using Tinder on and off for years now
>Always use up to date pics and even had some professional one taken. (Trying to become an actor)
>Literally just swipe right on every girl
>Get zero matches
Honestly I'm not even mad. I guess that's what I get for being a nigger living in the south

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>>35049350
Im ugly, and I have a shitty wardrobe.

I will try Tinder once I have gymcelled my way into a 17" neck, and gathered a simple yet elegant wardrobe.

If Im still unable to get laid, despite trying my hardest to look good, I will off myself.

>>35049350
>The last 13 matches I contacted haven't replied

About to uninstall for the 6th time

>>35049350

What is this fucking hooky pooky language and why have you brought it to an english speaking board where you have posted in english

>>35049350
it doesn't exist in France. Plus it's a degenerate tool provided by liberals and jews to promote casual sex out of marriage

>>35049640

Yes it does

Organalityityous

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>>35049409
Mine and me just broke up a couple days ago after 3 years
feels bad man

>>35049635
Exactly, he's trying to turn us all into giant deutsches