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> Be me
> Walking with friends in forest, just minding our own business
> Hear loud ass music coming from the river
> Walk that way to see what's going on
> 5 boats filled with college aged Chads and Staceys
> They are all being obnoxious and throwing beer cans in the water
> protectthedolphins.png
> autism intensifies and I show them my ass
> they start throwing beer at us
> one of the boats pulls up to the shore
> Buff Chad hops off and starts yelling at us
> he is quite intoxicated and he runs up and shoves me
> wtf bro? Fighting is a stupid waste of time.
> I laugh in his face
> he starts running at me
> it's a wild goose chase
> we get away
> call the police on those dick heads
> those goons drove off long before the police show up
> have to spend 2 hours talking to those pigs
> We have to spend even more time talking to a different police officer
> reeeeeeeee
> they never end up finding the normalfags
> reeeeeeeeeeeee
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>get stopped for speeding almost 15 miles over
>am white so good driving record and nothing on criminal record
>cop let's me go instead of giving me what would have been a nearly $200 ticket.
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>>35132423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K3ZujTDILc
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>>35132423
You got attacked for mooning drunk people?
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>>35132423
>throwing beer cans in the water
Fucking normies ruining the river for everyone else and the animals that has to fucking live in it.
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>>35132527
Yes indeed.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
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>biking to work at three AM
>no cars in street
>the big street through my town in technically a huge highway
>4 empty lanes for me to play in
>usually stick on my side of road
>Sometimes I see a cop driving around
>one yelled at me over his car loud speaker to get out of the road
>for the next few weeks I thought every headlight was the fuzz
>laugh it off as the new guy having a god complex
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>driving with white friend
>cop lights come on
>fuck
>pull over
>first time so nervous as fuck
>"know why I pulled you over boy"
>not even black
>"saw you giggling at that stop sign"
>must have did a rolling stop
>asks me to step out
>friend doesnt have to
>asks for license
>hand to him
>runs it for 20 minutes
>clean as fuck
>comes back
>looks like hes about to cough
>"have a good day sir"
>drive to taco bell and have a seizure
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>>35132493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1TAzlmaM-Y
better anti-police punk
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>>35132423
>be 13 or something
>it's early release day and there was a tradition where everyone would walk somewhere to eat after school
>decide to do so as well
>walking to c cs pizza by myself
>can't find it
>finally see it across the street
>look for cars, only see one off in the distance
>run across street
>sirens from said car blare
>thought it was just one of those douchy cars that lookes like police cars but wern't actually police cars
>officer stops by me
>tells me i just j-walked and not to do it again or she'll take me to jail or something
>"ok, yeah won't happen again y-you too"
>lets me go
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Here is mine AMA
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