>tfw you feel a hard stool and know you're going to have to rip your asshole apart to push it out in the next few hours
>>35083079
use stool softener and eat more corny bread and vegetables
>>35083079
I hate when that happens then you wipe and ya ass is bloody
>shitting in a public toilet
>the guys on either side of me finish and wipe like twice before buttoning up
>i have to wipe a dozen times or more
This happens every time. Are they just leaving with filthy assholes or is my asshole exceptionally filthy?