>elementary school
>weird kid at recess
>kids daring him to do shit
>tired of watching him roll in dirt
>dare him to stick dick in ant hill
>hesitant
>does it for $5
>ants swarm
>sting the hell out of peenor
>yelling and screaming like a bitch
>turns out was fire ants
>nurse has to save his dumbass
>ants left scars and such
>dick permanently looks swollen and misshapen
>looks like sloth form the goonies
>never got laid throughout school
>tfw he blamed the wrong person