>tfw no scandinavian bf why live?

>>34275081
why the fuck do u want a scandinavian bf

Inb4 Oscar

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>>34275081
>tfw no chad bf

Fixed, daily reminder that Scandinavian cannot be robots

>>34275081

you will find your scandi bf.

they're in Canada.

>tfw scandinavian
>tfw no bf

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>tfw no Estonian gf

>>34275115
i have good experiences with them, they seem the most chill and interesting.

>>34275127
i'd rather throw myself in a tank of acid, thank u.

>>34275137
i don't care about height really since i am not tall myself.

>>34275143
too bad i am based in europe myself tho.

>>34275164
i feel ur pain anon.

>>34275081
Don't be this girl's bf I am talking to her on Skype about Scandi bfs and I'd totally do better with the Scandi bf. We can talk about Scandinavian poetry and share lines from Gustaf Froeding and Verner von Heidenstam and Dan Andersson and Edvard Storm. She's no fun, she is German and can only share something lame like Goethe with you, be my Scandi bf instead so I can rub it in her face.

>>34275277
>tfw you get cucked by your friend
p-pls stop

>>34275429
But I told you I'm not cucking you since they probably just want the German qt and not me anyway, I bet saying to go after me just makes them want to go after you even more. Where are the potential scandi bfs I want them right now, calling all scandis, pls be our bfs we are bored help us please

>>34275137
its not hard to be a robot when everyone else is a super normie

i am quite autistic though but i still have friends because people here are nice

>>34275235
I did have one a few years ago though. We drifted apart because I'm an emotionally stunted person. Never done or pursued doing anything with another person before or since.

>tfw nobody wants people from your country as bf

sorry we are only looking for pure maidens not damaged goods

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>tfw scandinavian but your country is so irrelevant that foreigners think you're part of germany

>>34275653
I will never think you are part of germany if you just will be my qt bf what country are you from specifically?

>tfw Norwegian with no soft squishy qt to cuddle and keep me warm during winter

>>34275081
swede guy here, lonely little neet (currently) boi that's looking for some talking.

>>34275688
THE QTS ARE COMING. What part of Norway are you from? Will you be my bf?

>>34275680
He's from Denmark of course.

ga och sov anons

det ar sent

>>34275729
i really should, thanks for the reminder scandiebro

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>>34275729
min dag er forst lige begyndt, svensker rotte

>>34275707
as long as you are not oscar i would talk to you!!

>>34275653
thank u for being a great neighbour though, denmark
i appreciate you. we don't think you are part of germany though, you don't really exist heh

>>34275710
Near Oslo.
You're a dude aren't you..?

>>34275749
my name isn't even on coke cans

im not a foreigner

scandinavian bot here
what's so special/interesting about us?

>>34275729
No, no sov, vakna, stay up and be my bf. Don't go away any of you you're not allowed you're all mine.
Don't be this >>34275749 girl's bf though be mine, she is horrible don't talk to her.
>>34275777
No I am just bored af and feeling lonely and not afraid to act autistic on 4chan where there's no reprocussions. What is it like there? I bet it's nice. I hear Oslo isn't nice but probably where you are is if you are there.

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>tfw Scandinavian as fuck, genetically and behaviorally, but I'm American
>why live

>>34275277
>be my Scandi BF instead
What are your qualifications, aside from poetry?

>>34275800
i'm just gonna give up, you can have my thread n-now
>tfw too socially inept to even post on /r9k/

FUCK do you guys think I might be coming on too strongly or seem desperate?
>>34275823
I would probably ask that same question all the time if I were you and then I ended up an American. That is really sad and I bet you don't even have a qt accent. Unless you are from the midwest or south or something then maybe you do. But still.
>>34275839
I like all kinds of things and I'm a biological female and I'm fun, and can be your gf.
>>34275842
No go away don't act tsundere you might attract some that would've gone for me.

>>34275823
isn't much pride in it anymore tho, transcultural ameribro.

we used to be a proud, stout people.. used to.

Scandinavians are effeminate cuckolds though.

Men with blond hair have lower testosterone, that's a fact. Stay mad, Nordic bois.

>>34275800
Where are you from then?
Oslo is pretty shit, luckily I'm not there often.
It's frosty, isolating and gloomy, it's perfect.

>>34275878
Whatever you say (bait), my dude

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>thread crawling with normiewegians and swedes
>the backup from my dane bros
is this how it ends

>>34275878
t. Achmed Ali Muhammad

>>34275081
OP do you live in the Netherlands?

>>34275893
its true. there is a reason why female lions prefer male lions with darker manes. blonde manes are basically cucks. Not even joking. Dark is more aggressive naturally.

>>34275864
why so """""desperate""""" for a scandie bf ??

why we so special ???

>>34275906

An Arab, Persian, Sicilian, and a Spaniard have a better chance of satisfying a woman than your average Nordic boi due to his estrogen levels. It's just a fact, Nordic loser.

>>34275919
i am from germany

>>34275878
>>34275922
sounds like someone is jealous desu

>>34275929
see >>34275235

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>>34275904
Perkele xD

>>34275922
Ah yes let us compare the mating behaviors of a large feline to a self-conscious primate, I clearly see your point now.

>>34275878
But blonde hair is the sexiest and even if they don't have it a scandi boy will just look better than other kinds.
>>34275884
The UK. It's gloomy and cold but the winters aren't nice and harsh, not nearly as good of a place for cuddling with a scandi bf in.
>>34275929
I'm not REALLY desperate I mean I might look like it but I'm just taking the normie advice and being myself, and I'm bored and acting crazy, but it's just me. If you act yourself you might finally find someone you love and who is perfect for you or whatever it was.

And you know why you're special, why are Scandis so modest? You're just showing how peffect you are with your jantelagen following type of attitude.

>>34275950
haha keep telling yourself that. Must be tough migrating from a failure of a country, a reflection of its people, to a place populated by tall strong warriors.

>>34276004
Stop derailing this thread, please.
If you are not Scandinavian then please fuck off. Thank you!

>>34275164
I'll be your bf :3

>>34275965
>The UK. It's gloomy and cold but the winters aren't nice and harsh, not nearly as good of a place for cuddling with a scandi bf in.
haha oh damn, I (Norfag near Oslo) was about to say that I much preferred living in the UK. Well in the north at least, I didn't care for the south that much. I only moved back a couple of months ago lel

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>>34275958

Why would I be jealous? Nordics do the same thing that black people do where they claim Mediterranean civilizations as "Nordic" despite the ruling class being documented as Mediterranean.Not to mention, they haven't contributed anything to civilization besides cuckold porn. See pic related.

>when you're talking to a girl online and she finds out you have blonde hair and blue eyes
>you can actually hear her panties drop over VOIP
Is there a better feel?

>>34276019
I am scandi and I'm having too much fun, so I will stay thank you.

>>34276050
I'm from the north and it's really nice. You get a lot more snow than in the south. But it's still not perfect like a Norwegian winter must be, where you can jump on a train and go to Sami land and see the reindeers and run around with your autistic robot qt bf drinking hot chocolate and watching northern lights and going back home and eating heart shaped norwegian waffles with brown cheese on them and and and
>>34276062
>when you are talking to a boy online and you find out he is scandinavian and has blonde hair and blue eyes
Hnnnnngh is there a better feel?

>>34276062
Too bad my face is ugly so once they see a picture it's all gone

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>>34276073
>>34276073
YOU ARE SCANDI AND A BOY SO WHY AREN'T YOU MY BOYFRIEND YET. Reeeeeee.

>>34276020
Lets go innawoods to make a campfire and huddle next to each other once it starts getting dark

>>34276121
Poor you, they usually freak out over how cute I am and the fact I have blonde+blue.

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>tfw scandinavian guys in the thread but no one as quick to ask to talk to you like oscar would
w-why

>>34276197
Pls leave. How is it you make one post and get someone saying they will be your bf but I try the whole thread and get nothing?
>>34276213
You are a Scandinavian boy with blonde hair and blue eyes? The Norse gods are real for I have found one. We should go to Gamla Uppsala together so I can worship you and make sacrifice to you.

>>34276244
>Pls leave. How is it you make one post and get someone saying they will be your bf but I try the whole thread and get nothing?

Only because my post was near the top.

>You are a Scandinavian boy with blonde hair and blue eyes
I know this wasn't directed to me, but I'm that as well. I look exactly like a younger skwisgaar skwigelf with slightly longer hair.

>>34276244
>so I can worship you and make sacrifice to you
Sounds a little too clingy, I think we should take things a bit slower.

>born scandinavian with blonde hair blue eyes
>after puberty it turned brown with light green eyes
>never had a gf
>6"1" king of manlets

I wanted to at least be hitler's wet dream if anything ;_;

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>Scandi guys posting
>no contact information

Hmmmmmmmmmm

>>34276300
My posts have been near the top too but tfw no bf.

You sound perfect will you be my bf instead of hers?

>>34276307
Really? Do you think I might be coming on too strongly? I'm just trying to b myself :(
>>34276320
You're so many inches taller than Hitler, he was a manlet and he'd be literally looking up to you. Himmler would've come to Norway or wherever you are and thought you were perfect, you would tower above him he wouldn't even notice you didn't have the same hair and eye colour as everyone else. Don't worry you would've been their wet dreams I am sure just because you are a qt scandi boy.

>>34276244
How fat is your ass? It's highly relevant, as part of Scandinavian tradition.

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http://www.bustle.com/articles/103217-women-dont-want-to-date-men-with-blonde-hair-says-new-survey-but-heres-who-they

REALLY made me think

>>34276380
I may be Scandi but that doesn't mean you should hit on me, silly girls.

>>34276385
>hers

I think there has been a misunderstanding.

>tfw no Swedish bf with a qt accent
>tfw no Swedish bf to practice Swedish with
>tfw no Swedish bf to cuddle
it hurts, gals

>>34276386
I just told you on skype why do you have to get lewd in public talking about my ass too?
>>34276430
The only misunderstanding is the scandi boys need to understand I want them for bf already. But scandis are turbo chards or turbo autists and they are all just too autistic to do anything about me begging for bf I guess.
>>34276461
I know these feels

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>>34276470
T U R B O
C H A R D S

>>34276386
>>34276470
Sorry, this bitch who is trying to steal scandi bfs from me quoted you on skype, I'm short and have a skinny hourglass build or something like that. I am not fat but I think I have a nice ass. Is that good enough for scandi bf?
>>34276514
I mean CHADS, CHADS, FUCKING CHADS

>>34276470
>The only misunderstanding is the scandi boys need to understand I want them for bf already.
I mean, I'm not into chicks

>>34276534
Okay. That's fine. I respect you being gay for scandi bfs, it's surprising there are any straight boys in Scandinavia. You have my forgiveness anon.

>>34276514
I wish I was a Turbo Chard.

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>>34276461
same, anonette, same

>tfw u will never be good enough for a scandi bf
>tfw damaged goods

WHATS STOPPING ME FROM KILLING MYSELF JUST TELL ME
WHY AM I EVEN ALIVE
THERE IS NO POINT
I DONT WANT RAPEFUGEES

>>34276557
If the two of us don't find scandi bfs we should just kill ourselves together. Life is suffering

>suicide girls

>>34276552
>it's surprising there are any straight boys in Scandinavia
My ex of several years is literally the only other gay man I've ever met. Not saying a lot considering how few people I interact with at all I guess.

Wish you luck on your bf quest anon.

>>34276557
>>34276576
you can both be my gfs but I never leave my house or talk to people so we can only communicate through morse code at my doorstep

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>>34276615
I am a girl and I will commit suicide if I don't get a scandi bf right now.
>>34276637
Thank you, I hope you are happy
>>34276645
OMG you are scandi bf? Fuck >>34275081
do you want to share this guy or compete for his affection or kill one another and see who wins or what do we do fuck he wants both of us why do you have to pick both why can't you pick one and not make us fight

>>34276615
yes and it's all your fault
ALL YOUR FAULT
i don't care anymore
it's over
i am done with this life
i might not be a smol qt asian pure waifu amazing d.va waifu cute amime 2d grill
BUT I AM WORTH IT TOO
I CAN COOK
I WILL LISTEN TO YOU
i will watch you play video games
i will happily listen to you talk about your interests and your day and just want to make you smile
i would try to be the best gf ever
and yet
you just
r e j e c t
me

>she doesn't want to be part of a Scandi boy's harem

>>34276645
>can only communicate through morse code

-.-- / -.-- --- ..- / - --- ---

Is this some really esoteric erg or what?

>>34276690
>you just r e j e c t me
What about all the non-Scandinavian boys you're rejecting?

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>>34276698
I WILL BE PART OF YOUR HAREM if you will be my scandi boyfriend. Maybe. I'm not so sure about sharing one. But it seems like there's only so many to go around because so many have posted and none will be mine.
>>34276722
Fuck those, who cares about those? We should just clone the best scandi boys over and over they are perfect

>>34276726
why not just marry oscar?

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>>34276726
>who cares about those?

>>34276740
He doesn't like me especially since I made that pastebin about him, fucking prick won't be my scandi bf! I know where he lives though and have his parents phone numbers. Do you think if I called and asked his mom we could do like an arranged marriage thing???
>>34276750
Not me

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>>34275081
>start watching mr robot
>get sad because no swedish bf and cant run fingers trought his hair

worst feel

Hejsan du

>>34276795
>get sad because no swedish bf and cant run fingers trought his hair
Fuck you, I'd almost managed to forget how fucking good it feels to have someone do that.

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>>34276795
I saw the first season but not the second because tfw no scandi bf was too hard to cope with, but I'd be open to watching the second if I had a scandi bf.
>>34276855
I will do that to you if you'll be mine. please I'm dying here

>>34276722
i posted this thread asking for
S C A N D I N A V I A N
guys
fuck the rest

>>34276726
i would share my scandi bf with you desu f a m

>>34276740
oscar pls contact me

>>34276795
i have felt this feels too often that i am already repressing it

>>34276850
Det ar laggdags; ga och sov nu.

>tfw the robot won't allow umlauts

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>was tempted to post contact info but now im confused and cant tell how many there are or if this is even real or what is even happening

>>34276891
Sag inte vad jag ska gora

>>34276891
Nej, pratar till mig. jag vill ha en skandinavisk pojkvan!
>>34276912
The posts talking about scandi boys are basically all just me and my friend and we really are lonely and bored.

>>34276912
its just that girl who is obsessed with oscar trying to get another thread about him

>>34276682
>>34276795
>>34276726
Do you guys even live in scandinavia?

>>34275081
If you're an actual non tranny girl then post dem tiddies. Praise kek, may the digits be repeating.

>>34276912
PLIZ JEG VIL HA BRUNOST

>>34276960
Basically this, there are Scandinavian boys in this thread waiting for a tribute.

>>34276947
No, I told you I live in the UK. I wish I lived in scandinavia so I was surrounded by scandinavian boys.
>>34276963
brunost ar den basta
>>34276960
>>34276980
I don't want my breasts or anything like that about me public, I don't want to be more damaged goods than I already am that doesn't sound like it will appeal to scandi bfs.

>>34276912
gor det bara, okej?
we're just bored

>>34276963
same

hey cute scandi shota here, please don't /ss/ me

>>34276919
Forlat. Menade egentligen lika mycket till mig sjalv.

>>34276933
Ratt saker pa att du anvander google translate dar gumman

>>34277025
>I don't want to post my breasts for the enjoyment of Scandi boys
Alright, I'm out.

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>>34277025
hvad mener du med "damaged goods"? Du skal vaere aerlig.

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Looking at the magnificent phalluses of superior black men really scares me. It's simply not fair that they get such a HUGE advantage. They are better looking, have better bodies and their big black cocks make them sex gods. I don't even want to pollute women with my white seed anymore. All women suitable for reproduction must be filled with superior black seed.

>>34277086
Shoo shoo out nigger shill.

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>>34277025
stupid slag

>>34277049
will you cuddle with me in bed? pet my head and run your fingers through my hair? whisper sweet swedish words into my ear?
pls say yes

>>34276941
I'm not obsessed with him or I'd be phoning him right now, but I don't really even want to speak with him desu senpai. I'm lonely and bored as hell, I want real bf.
>>34277051
Inte google translate, my swedish conversational skills are kind of shitty since I only ever read it and have no scandi bf to talk to it in. I never write or speak it but I used to speak some in class years ago. Eg ogsa snakke litt norsk. Also I'm drunkish look at my engelsk you scandi prick.
>>34277059
You were just after me for nudes and don't want to be a genuine scandi bf.
>>34277063
Oh no they are talking to me in their languages now and trying to make me blush and making me remember how rusty I am at them, the scandis are getting overwhelming

I don't know what I mean by that though
>>34277167
I'm just being silly and saying whatever comes to mind, this thread has been stupid.

>>34277207
Do you like Skam?

>>34276197
Yes pls :3
email me [email protected]
:)

>>34277231
I never watched it, should I? I'm not as obsessed with any of this or Scandinavia as I look, just very bored, my friend made a thread and I got carried away./ Are there any Scandinavian TV shows even worth watching? I like some Scandinavian film like Bergman movies.

>>34277292
No, don't, it's shait.

>>34277333
Okay, I won't then. Most TV sucks anyway, I've only watched a few series of any kind.

>>34277287
Will that adress be valid tomorrow? I need to retrieve my non-personal email from my old PC standing unplugged at the moment.

>>34277292
It's pretty good imo, at least when comparing to other scandi stuff. Although it's literally about high school relationships, so don't go in expecting some masterpiece.

>>34277382
filthy degenerate scum

>>34277414
What do you mean? Why am I a degenerate?

>>34277382
What other TV series do you like?

>>34277371
I-I hope so. Give me your throwaway then I'll email you :)

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>>34277287
>i make this thread to talk to scandinavian qt
>i just make other people find scandinavian qts

alright thats it

>>34277465
Don't worry about him, he's probably just a non-potential scandi bf who is sour and wants to insult you because he's jealous of your good looks. Probably he is an American or something, I would be upset too.
>>34277489
>>34277489
You're just too shy and need to give less of a shit though, this is just some dumb 4chan board anyway.

>>34277489
I'm sorry I figured you only wanted scandi bf

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>>34277540
Why are you confusing the two of us? We have really different typing styles here, you know.

>>34277489
D-don't worry OP she probably won't contact me anyway and we'll be in the same boat ._.

All I know is the last thing I'd want is a German girl tbqh senpai

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>>34277670
She's German, but I'm from the UK desu senpai and I'm amazing. Germans eat brains in the countryside as a delicacy. I wouldn't trust them.

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>>34277670
Was zum Teufel hast du gerade ueber mich gesagt, du kleiner Hurensohn?

>>34277725
But are you from
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>34277823
Germans girls a Scheisse!

God natt allihopa

>>34277837
No I am not.
>>34277893
Godnatt karesta karesta pojken min :(

>>34277868
Ich bin nicht scheisse, okay, ich will einfach nur meinen perfekten skandinavischen Freund finden. Lass mich doch einfach in Ruhe. ;_;

>>34277932
>;_;
Haha, Gott mit uns.

>nobody wants a latino bf

o-okay

>>34278049
No, no one does, this thread was made for the amazing Scandinavian boys of /r9k/. And I still didn't get one even when I was begging, but /r9k/ says it should be so easy for a girl to get a bf. Tfw you are forever alone.

Painukaas saatanan hurrit nyt jo vittuun.

>>34278103
Tbqh if scandinavian boys are desired here then they are by definition not robots and should gently fuck off the board, along with roasties

>>34278114
I love the Finnish language so much.

A scandi BF or friend would be pretty cool. I love your accents.

>>34278114
Are you a Finn? Only a Finn would have that many vowels in a row in the same sentence. You're only kind of Scandi, but you'll do.
>>34278140
I'll gently fuck off when I can into the sunset with my dreamy boyfriend I'll never find.

Im a scandi alpha male write to me on Kik sthlm_1990

>>34278231
>kik
no, we only do skype, freunchen

>>34275081
im of Scandinavian decent

I didn't read this thread because I don't bother with femanon attention whoring, that being said: I am a QT Aryan Boi in south east usa in desperate need of affection, conversation, and conpanionship. Please contact me.

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>tfw northern italian
>pale
>green eyes
>light brown hair

>people assume im a greasy, hairy, and black rape baby manlet

It's not fair. It's constant with this shit. It's not fucking fair, you lot don't know the struggle. It begins to fuck with your head heavily.

>>34275143
i'm not
originaloooo bloom

>>34278276
I had fun earlier attention whoring here but I'm bored again, post contact information and I'll speak to you anyway.
>>34279146
Where are you? Are you fun to talk to?

>>34279183
im swedish, whats your skype

>>34279183
Kik is jamiestarr97
Email is [email protected]

tfw no russian bf that listens to midwest emo.

>>34279377
>>34279537
I was away for a bit. My skype is [email protected]. Add me.

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>>34276060
I'm American but my ancestors immigrated from northern Italy, a place called Como, in the mid 1800s.

>tfw Scandinavian genes
>6'3
>tfw people call you cute instead of handsome

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>>34280073
Fucking hate my accent btw. Not even proper scandinavian. Just a fucked up, broken mashup of American english, Russian and norweigan.

>>34280459
Probably better than what I sound like, having picked up generic movie-burger accentuation from a young age.

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