My boss just invited me out to have a beer tonight after work

>>34417985
>wat do?

Suck him off, present your ass

>>34417985
Fake vomit. You gotta get out of there OP. It's going to go horribly. I've been to enough of these things to know that everyone is going to be trying to get workplace inappropriate pictures. First person to get smashed and say something stupid ends of getting fired

Fake appendicitus

>>34417985
Whatever the normans talk about, just latch onto it and discuss the most relevant thing you know of
dont talk alot
ask questions to have norgons do most talking
nod and say yea
oregano

Have a beer with them. Pretend to be interested and ask questions if they start talking about a normie interest. Unless your conversational skills are so bad you can't do that without sperging out, in which case you should politely refuse any risky social interaction until you've worked on it.

Sorry for boring answer.