Time for my story about a mudslime
>Working in a pizza place
>phone rings, Paki voice
>"Hello I would like to order a Family size vegetarian with pepperoni"
>Fairly common order so think nothing of it
>20 mins later this 5'4" Arab walks into the shop
>Pays for his pizza, opens up the box at a table
>Eyes bulge out of his skull
>"Excuse me? Yes? Hello? There is meat all over my pizza?"
>'You asked for pepperoni over the phone'
>"It is against my religion to eat meat why would i ask for meat?"
>'I took your order and you asked for pepperoni - a fermented italian sausage'
>"Well what are you going to do about this? Youve given me something I cannot eat"
>He's being a cunt but I try to solve it diplomatically
>'I'll make you another vegetarian, definitely no meat this time'
>"Yes of course and my money please?"
>The fuck?
>'Excuse me?'
>"My money back, you made the mistake and now I must wait"
>'Yeah nah yeah nah not happening mate'
>This sandnigger is about to declare a fatwa on me and my family name
>Throws the pizza&box over the counter at the new girl on her first week
>screaming about how we are pigs wallowing in shit or something
>grab the steel pizza shovel from the bench behind me
>Slam it as hard as i can into the stainless steel countertop making a fuckoff loud noise
>initial shock shuts the chicken tikki masala cunt up for one srcond
>'Get the fuck out of this shop before I call the cops'
>tfw he asks me to call them
>tfw we have plenty of cameras covering the shop
>tfw there is HD video of an Arab throwing potentially burning/scarring liquid hot cheese (reminds me of those fucked acid attacks) at a young girls face
>tfw her tears helped the cops deciding to take him away in cuffs
>>130865293
Nice story man, i dont have a similar one but nice nonetheless
>>130865293
good work anon.
>>130866976
You're a nigger then, nigger. Nigger!
Urging more of this - I believe this black newslady is on cnn or msnbc or something
Thoughts?
>>130865279
She is right because liberals make a cascade effect. Get in office start changing voting laws so 16 absentee ballot are sent to one address.
>>130865279
That truth bomb.
>>130865279
California tried to save itself, the 9th Circuit need to all be lynched, I hate those pieces of kike shit so much
hey americans,
today, I have a serious question to ask
Are there any points of Democratic Party programme you are agree with?
Would you vote for Democrats, if America was 90% White?
>>130865205
what I'd like to see is a long cock dangling down between those legs
>>130865282
Get rid of that flag
You don't deserve to wear it
>>130865205
Yes if dems brought back core ideals like:
Slavery
Lynching
Jim Crow
EVERY ANON PLEASE LOOK UP THE INDIVISIBLE GROUP!
Each dot on that map is a chapter, and more keep popping up. It REEKS of Soros funding. I live in a red red state and noticed a little Indivisble group pop up and within 2 months it was run by local democrats and has 200+ members that meet IRL. They organize on Facebook. But the scary part is, this organization is training and urging members to RUN FOR LOCAL OFFICES. They are made up of a mix of Resistards, NeverTrumpers, Democrats, Progressives, and even Commies all working together to get their buddies to run for local government and work their way up. SERIOUSLY LOOK IN TO THIS GROUP AND GET ORGANIZING FOR A COUNTER-MOVEMENT!
https://www.indivisible.us
Holy hell I went to their site. It gives you a quiz and tries to convince you everything you do and rely on is from the govermoment. Commie bullshit.
https://www.indivisibleguide.com/act-locally/
Infiltrate these groups
Soros connection
https://www.indivisibleguide.com/act-locally/
Soooooo basically "Soros funded commie take over of America from the ground up"
>>129788050
That doesn't look like 350 million people
Help me I'm an atheist, I just recently came across this image called the Laminin cell. Why I'm concern is out of 36,000,000,000,000 cells in the human body there's Cross shape cell. No bull shit no larping it's a shape of a cross. Here's another spooky fact is Jesus said whoever decides to follow me must deny himself and pick up his cross. I'm freaking out man.
ITS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
>>130865388
No, it's a cell that will forever be in you and me.
What I'm concerned about is Jesus could actually be God. It's like gravity if I drop my keys they will fall . This cell has and always willbe in humanity
You're a retard
PROOF!
another quality post
>>130864779
Sarg is a fag.
>>130864779
Every sargon loving kekstani frog posting shidlay redditor faggot who ruined this board must be impaled
LGBT forget scatophilia.
It smells discrimination in the air.
Of course it wouldn't be good for their marketing image but they must go to the end of process.
So let's go ! Tell us that wallow itself in shit & eat it is pride !
Explain us why it's the best of civilisation, why we can't live whitout it and if you don't like it ; it's scatophobia, fascism, intolerance, populism & return of Hitler.
STOP SCATOPHOBIA NAO
>>130864242
“Poop-love is wrong because it is unnatural.”
This fallacy is an appeal to nature. It states that a thing is right just because it is natural, and wrong just because it is unnatural. But a thing is not right just because it is natural, and a thing is not wrong just because it is unnatural. It is right because it makes people happy, and wrong because it makes people unhappy. Clearly, rape and murder are a part of human nature, but we don’t say that these things are right, because they harm people; similarly, airplanes are unnatural, but nobody goes around protesting against airplanes, because they make our lives easier. So, no, poop-love is not wrong just because it is unnatural.
Basically take any homosexual arguments and replace it with "scat" it work great.
>>130865775
Scatophobia is an irrational hatred and it thrives on diversity.
It can show itself in countless ways, but in its most destructive form, scatophobia can bruise, beat and even kill lesbian, gay and bisexual (LGB) people.
Although laws have changed, many people's attitudes haven't. Scatophobia still exists mainly due to ignorance, but also due to hatred.
LGBTQS people can feel intimidated and under threat in many situations that may seem normal to heterosexual people, such as getting on the bus, going to school, or simply walking along the street.
This leads to many LGBTQS people becoming withdrawn and developing life long problems with anxiety and confidence.
One in five lpoop-lover and gay people have experienced a scatophobic & homophobic hate crime or incident. *
75% of poop-lovers experiencing hate crimes or incidents did not report them to the police. *
Despite major shifts in public opinion of sexual orientation, LGBTQS people are still being bruised, beaten or killed just because of who they are and how they choose to love.
We hope that this guide will not only help you challenge scatophobia whenever it happens but also encourage you to join the movement to say Enough is Enough! Now is the time for us all to take Action against scatophobia.
>>130866785
we need to push this shit
Israel, whether you like it or not, is the perfect example of what an Ethnostate should aspire to be. Sure, they are plagued with 20% shitskins, and the whole world hates them, but despite this
they shoot muslims in the streets like dogs on a DAILY basis. Whereas muslims are free in your country to kill you and then be protected from "Islamophobia" in a slow genocide of whites.
How do we become more like Israel?
>>130864029
By gassing the Kikes
Reminder that lumping Zionists and globalists in with each other is like doing the same with liberals and fascists.
I love Israel because when the time comes to kick out all the kikes they'll have somewhere to go and it'll all be a lot quicker.
Honestly, I'm willing to consider that most Muslims (maybe 0.00025% considering there are only 50,000 in ISIS). Why are they not losing their shit over this?
If what I had considered an offshoot / heretical group was blowing up my places of worship, there'd be all out war....
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/21/world/mosul-iraq-mosque-destroyed/index.html
>>130863650
Always archive shills https://archive.is/tRmRD
They're Israelis, not muslims
Like, I was always not a huge fan of catholics growing up because all of the catholic kids at school were pompous smug fucks, but I couldn't imagine blowing up a catholic church and thinking that it's okay to God in my denomination. How the fuck does Islam even work? How are they okay with blowing up their own churches? Im assuming this mosque was a sunni mosque, yes?
I'll start with this thundercunt.
This ones great too.
>>130864562
Kek at the fat bitch with the nignog baby. Father's nowhere to be found.
>>130865347
Holy shit she's disgusting what the fuck
Canada hate thread
>>130863580
Is it true that leafs shitpost because their country is fucked?
>>130863580
>>130863895
Not just their country, but also their lives.
Just wasted on that fenendryl addictions.
A Marine here
We had a Faggot (more like 2) in our platoon in Boot camp and people hate them.
Why?
They're fucking selfish as fuck. Would hardly move for the platoon.
As for that flag of LGBT. Fuck them. The people planted the flag planted it for our country - our way of life - Freedom, not just a simple ideology of what is "muh gender is different, I'm in a different body, I'm a woman trapped in a male's body, etc."
But as you can say that Freedom is relative, that some must sacrifice for some people's right to pursue their happiness - that is, being gay.
>>130863515
That image is a fucking eyesore.
Even if the other one was 'teh wr0ng war!!11!'
>>130863515
Wanting to fuck men does not make one a faggot.
Acting like those fucking faggot queens you see from LA, and other big cities with their faggy fake girly behavior - that makes one a faggot. They're still men though, so knock their teeth out with a hard right, OP.
>t. man who fucks men but fucking loves woodworking.
I bet you love working that wood ;)
i blame the islamophobia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayla_Mueller
>>130863508
for her it was the highest of honors
>>130863508
>stophesalreadydead.jpg
>>130863508
This woman actually did something in regards to her belief that she could help humanity. What happened to her is a nightmare and I can't imagine what her parents went through and are still going through.
Tell your server at the beginning of the meal "I don't tip".
Why don't you go it /pol/? You scared?
>>130863447
I don't tip, I'm too cheap to go to a restaurant.
If you want a tip then task for it before the meal
because im broke like the rest of millennials
go fuck yourself, money dont grow on trees
List every political candidate you've supported in your lifetime, by year
>2012 - Ron Paul, Gary Johnson
>2016 - Rand Paul, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump
Doesn't necessarily have to be US politics, either.
>>129787802
>gary johnson
>bernie sanders
you seem like a genuinely awful person
No.
I don't take surveys, shariablue.