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Time for my story about a mudslime
>Working in a pizza place
>phone rings, Paki voice
>"Hello I would like to order a Family size vegetarian with pepperoni"
>Fairly common order so think nothing of it
>20 mins later this 5'4" Arab walks into the shop
>Pays for his pizza, opens up the box at a table
>Eyes bulge out of his skull
>"Excuse me? Yes? Hello? There is meat all over my pizza?"
>'You asked for pepperoni over the phone'
>"It is against my religion to eat meat why would i ask for meat?"
>'I took your order and you asked for pepperoni - a fermented italian sausage'
>"Well what are you going to do about this? Youve given me something I cannot eat"
>He's being a cunt but I try to solve it diplomatically
>'I'll make you another vegetarian, definitely no meat this time'
>"Yes of course and my money please?"
>The fuck?
>'Excuse me?'
>"My money back, you made the mistake and now I must wait"
>'Yeah nah yeah nah not happening mate'
>This sandnigger is about to declare a fatwa on me and my family name
>Throws the pizza&box over the counter at the new girl on her first week
>screaming about how we are pigs wallowing in shit or something
>grab the steel pizza shovel from the bench behind me
>Slam it as hard as i can into the stainless steel countertop making a fuckoff loud noise
>initial shock shuts the chicken tikki masala cunt up for one srcond
>'Get the fuck out of this shop before I call the cops'
>tfw he asks me to call them
>tfw we have plenty of cameras covering the shop
>tfw there is HD video of an Arab throwing potentially burning/scarring liquid hot cheese (reminds me of those fucked acid attacks) at a young girls face
>tfw her tears helped the cops deciding to take him away in cuffs
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>>130865293
Nice story man, i dont have a similar one but nice nonetheless
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>>130865293
good work anon.
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>>130866976
You're a nigger then, nigger. Nigger!
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Raise the black flag lads!
Itt share ye Arab tales, I'll begin.
> be docked at Port whilst 'avin me ship de-barnacled
> me crew an I browse ye olde market whilst the negros work me ship
> see Arab man board horse drawn carriage
> carriage sets off bound for ye market, something fishy about this scoundrel
> carriage makes a sharp starboard turn and bombards through crowds
> Carriage comes to a halt after ramming the cabbage stall
> notinmyport.scroll
> draw me cutlass and take charges at the brown scallywag
> '' HALT! ''
> two port guards bellow whilst blocking me charge
> '' Thou shall not attack the man of Islam, unless thou are racist? ''
> bymybeard.map
> long story be told
> that be the last time I take port in Sweden
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Doing gods work anon.
I hate sand-crabs.
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>>130865293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdguyMJprsA
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>>130867394
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>>130865293
Halal meat should be declared illegal for humanitarian reasons. Why aren't animal rights groups pushing for this???
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>>130865293
Nice VPN, mate
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this was posted by an australian earlier today fuck off OP
sage
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>>130867394
>Using 16th Century English
>Not calling Mudslimes "Saracens"
Scuttle your ship, faggot.
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>>130867394
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>>130865293
>>130865293
>and my money please
holy fuck inconvenienced for a few minutes due to your own mistake and you want a free goddamn meal
I get this shit from 'ethnic' types, too.
>fix a phone
>they come back a week later with a smashed screen
>"yes i break screen 30 day warranty please"
>ah, no, it's broken and physical damage isn't covered
>"you say 30 day warranty"
>yes, if something isn't working properly or not sitting right, not a free replacement if you break it
>"why you telling me lies here"
>what do you mean, you signed the invoice that outlines the warranty agreement: physical damage voids the warranty. look at it. this is your signature
>"you use cheap cheap parts, break on their own, no?"
>you told me outright that you broke it, those were the first words you spoke after 'hello'
>"no no i don't say this it just break"
>i can see where it's dented on the frame where it impacted, i can fix it again, and usually I'll give people a discount in this situation, but your shitty attitude has brought it back to full price in your case
>"you be out of business very very soon"
>yeah I'm sure the one person out of a hundred who tries to pin their own lack of responsibility on me is going to run me out of business, pal
>"i will be back and there will be trouble"
>you come back and I can guarantee that. Not to mention that is an uttered threat recorded on camera *point to camera*
>i watch the bravado drain out of his face, he keeps looking at my security camera with that defeated look of resentment
>he actually comes back a month later looking to have another (cheaper) phone fixed and pretends like nothing happened earlier
>fix it, get paid, few words are exchanged, haven't seen him since
it's a lot nicer dealing with cunts when you have free reign as a business owner. dealing with shit people while working for someone else can be a shitshow
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>>130867394
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My neighbour a wee muslim child killed a squirrel with a basketball. Today aged 23 he has ran away and joined ISIS.
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>>130871126
No that has not happened, why do you lie and invent stories?
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