/Metal/

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First for shitpost.

metal is the ultimate nu-male genre

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Fuck this general

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What's her favorite song off of Vektor - Terminal Redux, bros?

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Symphonic glam

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>have a prog festival
>only have 2 good prog bands

what did they mean by this

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>>70848307
LCD

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Quick post your rarest Terminal Reduxes

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What's up with some of Paysage d'Hivers albums? Schattaengang and Steineiche both have mixed track listings depending on the cassette or CD version of the album.

For example, the cassette version of Schattengang has an extra track called Des Schwarze Metall-Eisen that the 2006 CD rerelease does not have. Why would Wintherr remove a track on a rerelease??

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>>70848320
Better progfest incoming

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>>70848335

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>mfw image count is wasted by people NOT posting terminal redux
fuck off already

Is this one guy shitposting Vektor

I wonder if he has a girlfriend haha

>>70848320
There are 7 good bands

>>70848341
>only one good band

Good threads

>>70848307
Collapse or Recharging are the correct answers

>>70848339
Never mind, it was a mistake to try and actually discuss something in /metal/.

>>70848320
Jethro Tull and Ulver
everything else is irredeemable garbage
>>70848341
wew lad, 0 good bands, how did they do it

>>70848341
0 good bands

>>70848320
>Jethro Tull with all that garbage
The fact that Marillion is the 2nd best band on that bill really says a lot about the quality of prog festivals nowadays

Just look at this >>70848341
Literally all garbage, from the wannabe Mastodon stylings of The Ocean to the generic djent faggotry to Felix "Look at how many strings he has XD" Martin, fuck this lineup. An added kick in the nuts, if you catch it in Europe you get to see one of the worst djent bands of all time fucking Ass Cloud.

>>70848353
>>70848312
>>70848285
>>70848243
What did he mean by this

>>70848339
I've seen other projects do it to incentivize people getting different formats and I'm not saying PdH necessarily does that but the precedent is there. I think it ultimately doesn't matter that much since it all ends up uploaded somewhere anyway.

>>70848401
>everything else is irredeemable garbage
Fuck off

>>70848466
it's true though
everything else is pure fedora shit

>>70848408
>not liking Marillion
kys

>>70848477
>pure fedora shit
Nice buzzwords retard

I want to put a picture in your mind.
Imagine you're a metal fan, whether a new one or a fan of few years or even a veteran in the scene from decades yore. You've heard of 4chan, maybe you're an oldfag maybe you're new, maybe you're intermediate between the two but regardless you know 4chan. You decide to come to /metal/ to see how fellow fans of a music styling you enjoy are, for whatever reasons you've never been here. Maybe you were too good for /mu/ and embarked on your musical journey for years without this shithole, only now deciding to come just to see how it is on this side of the railroad tracks. Maybe you're new to the genre, and have been building a taste for it for a while but now want to see how much further you can take it by heading on into /metal/. These threads are the first ones you see, your introduction to the /metal/ world for your virgin self, imagine how you would feel if you were that person witnessing these threads as they are without any context on how they got this way.

>>70848401
>>70848408
>>70848477
So you don't like prog at all

@70848494
>fedora is a buzzword now, and so is "shit" apparently
oh wow, you don't even deserve a (You)

From Vektorposting to buzzwords

Good /general/

@70848532
>fedora is a buzzword now
it has always been you fucktarded newshit
Now kill yourself and stop shitting up this general

>>70848541
vektorposting already slowed down like I knew he would, the fucking weakling

nothing can stand in the face of gorespammer

>>70848528
Yeah man i don't like prog at all
The same way someone who doesn't like FFDP, Three Days Grace and Breaking Benjamin is obviously not a heavy metal fan

Not even spam can kill this general
This general is a beast that cannot be killed

>>70848541
Metal discussion is 90% autistic, 30 year old men spouting buzzwords.

>>70848555
what a retarded analogy

>>70848528
I love prog faggot, I have standards. That's why I like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqZZwrc-BNM
And not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVOoKfLJrpM

>>70848550
Vektorposting would have lived on even in this thread if it wasn't for these prog fedora cunts

>>70848584
just because it's the bitter truth and you don't like it doesn't make it "retarded", anon
that's not how it works

>>70848590
Oh so you're one of those ""le prog died in the 80s" fagots ok

The second song is shit though

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Underrated band

>>70848612
>bitter truth
The truth is that you are a jaded faggot who hates everything

>>70848615
>he thinks all the prog there is nowadays is shitty djent and boring proge
lmao anon, do you even know anything about the genre?

>>70848645
What is some good modenr prog then
I listen to a lot of modern stuff and you faggots seem to hate everything

>>70848638
>the truth is that i have no arguments, so i'll just insult him! that'll definitely show him!

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What is the metal equivalence to this?

>>70848667
It's not like you gave any arguments why these prog bands are shit
retard

>>70848661
i'm not going to spoonfeed you, big baby
go search for yourself

djent

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_Aquilae

Verdunkeln

>>70848692
Then get the fuck out of this thread you cancerous piece of shit! If you are not willing to share music with others which is the actual purpose of this general and just talk shit about everything you don't belong here you fucking cunt
Fuck off and kill yourself you stupid fuck

>>70848600
lol you can't blame bystanders for being a d-tier shitposter

Epiecardiectomy ft DeSanto "cuck" NuMale

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>>70848715
kek
what a fucking faggot you are

Bjorn "Speed" Strid is the Samuel "L" Jackson of metal

>>70848749
And you are another fresh from the /b/oat shitposter

Fuck off to your home board and don't return

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whats some /metal/ approved anime?

Soulfly ft. Bjorn "memes" Strid

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Post rare metal

Nice thread. These honestly should be moved to /trash/ every day.

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>>70848772

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>>70848772

>>70848767
bublegum crisis
md giest
Guyver
armor hunter mellowlink

Every day I think this fucking general can't get worse and it always does

When will this end?

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>>70848765
>listening to djent / proge
>literally getting angry over an internet debate
>calling anyone a /b/tard
good one, anon

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only real astronauts allowed in this thread every poser fuck off

>>70848787
It was moved to :
/trash/
/r9k/
/b/
/pol/
/int/

>>70848815
>posting /v/ memes
You have to go back

>>70848855
>/v/ memes
holy shit

>>70848770
imagine actually getting Bjorn to sing on one of your tracks

>>70848869
Wow you really are a newfag

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>>70848795
Oops wrong image

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deafheaven - sunbather

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>>70848895
i still don't know if you're being ironic or just the epitome of autism

>>70848926
>being this retarded
>frogpoter

Jesus Christ can you be more fucking cancerous
Your posts are giving me aneurysm

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>>70848767
Evangelion

>>70848895
you can tell people by their newness by the volume of reaction images they bother to post so this one checks out

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SCREAM FOR MEMES

SCREAM FOR BJORN

SCREAM FOR STRID

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>>70848957
mfw these faggots are not posting terminal redux

This is just pathetic.
See you in a month, maybe things will get better by then.

>>70848988
this
djentposters ruin everything

>>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/orld>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/d/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/n/ight>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verything>>>/h/e>>>/s/ees>>>/i/s>>>/jp/ust>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/h/im>>>/i/nside>>>/a/nd>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/h/is>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/w/indow>>>/a/nd>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/c/orvette>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verything>>>/i/s>>>/b/lue>>>/f/or>>>/h/im>>>/a/nd>>>/h/imself>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verybody>>>/a/round>>>/c/ause>>>/h/e>>>/a/int>>>/g/ot>>>/n/obody>>>/t/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/t/o>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ee>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ie>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/indow>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/t/he>>>/c/olour>>>/o/f>>>/a/ll>>>/t/hat>>>/i/>>>/w/ear>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/s/treets>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/t/he>>>/t/rees>>>/a/re>>>/t/oo>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/g/irlfriend>>>/a/nd>>>/s/he>>>/i/s>>>/s/o>>>/b/lue>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/p/eople>>>/h/ere>>>/t/hat>>>/w/alk>>>/a/round>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/m/y>>>/c/orvette>>>/i/ts>>>/s/tanding>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/w/ords>>>/i/>>>/s/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/w/hat>>>/i/>>>/t/hink>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ee>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ie>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/indow>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/t/he>>>/c/olour>>>/o/f>>>/a/ll>>>/t/hat>>>/i/>>>/w/ear>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/s/treets>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/t/he>>>/t/rees>>>/a/re>>>/t/oo>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/g/irlfriend>>>/a/nd>>>/s/he>>>/i/s>>>/s/o>>>/b/lue>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/p/eople>>>/h/ere>>>/t/hat>>>/w/alk>>>/a/round>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/m/y>>>/c/orvette>>>/i/ts>>>/s/tanding>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/w/ords>>>/i/>>>/s/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/w/hat>>>/i/>>>/t/hink>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>/d/a>>>/b/a

>>70848988
this is why this thread needs a hard purge reset on the scale of gorespammer

Who would win in a fight?
David DiSanto, mastermind behind the "Terminal Redux" album by Vektor
or
Bjorn "Speed" Strid, feature killer of modern metal?

>>70848988
Just make a different thread on /mu/. /blackmetal/ has way better discussion on it than these piles of shit.

>>70849005
good post

>>70849025
Vektorspamming didn't help

>>70849038
i also encourage this considering there's no reason to stay in a containment thread any longer and metal's in dire need of a paradigm shift around here
>>70849047
because it's a pale shadow of the necessary means

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>>70849026
Dragonas from Forsaken Vulture

Forsaken Vulture

>I unironically love terminal redux

it's sad meme posters have tainted the album around here

>>70849076
naruto black metal

>go away for 6 months
>people still shitposting Vektor

You faggots never change, see you again in 6 months.

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...

>>70849102
i bet you like SUN BAT HER too lol

What the fuck is happening

>>70849128
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>>70849136
yeah its a great album lol

>>70849144
m e m e s

Get in here
>>70849094

>>70849166
haha good taste anon!

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Fuck I'll try to fix this meme shit here we go. What is everyone's opinion on these guys discography in light of their new album being announced

Man.... this place is shit. Glad I dont come over here anymore

>>70849136
>comparing pussy hipster shite to the greatest thrash album of our generation
baka

>>70849198
thanks man haha

>>70849102
>meme posters have tainted the album
the band members already did a fairly thorough job of that

>>70849205
wtf i love metal now

friendly reminder that black metal / atmoblack / blackgaze / pagan metal is the enlightened intellectual patrician's choice and that you should stop listening to your soulless death / thrash teen edgelord crap

>>70849146
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*leather creaks**................................................................................................................................................................................................

>>70849210
Sunbather is great, but I wouldn't call it metal.

>>70849255
Sa ta n

>>70849210
Sunbather is not thrash, you probably mean New Bermuda.

>>70849269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh9B3hCCv4

satan is a good guy

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No more memes ok? Let's just have some good wholesome metal discussion.

I'll get us started

Vektor - Terminal Redux: essential progressive cuck-thrash or forgettable post-glam nu-memetal? Where do we stand on this one?

MODS

>>70849285
New Bermuda is better than Sunbather

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>>70849297

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Post brainless & fast Thrash. Really brainless pls

niggerdevil when ?

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>>70849314
We are at a crossroads in metal right now, will we continue down the well worn hi-fi metal epics of VEKTOR or will we follow the path of metaphysical enlightenment and truth of bands like Forsaken Vulture

>>70849314
if you took all the gay out it would be a pretty cool record i think.

Niggerdevil and Forsaken Vulture split when?

Niggerdevil and Forsaken Vulture split ft. Bjorn "Speed" Strid when ?

>>70849402
Produced by Peter Tagtgren and featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid and David "Dave (Dave)" DiSanto

Okay, I'm filtering /metal/

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Only he can save us.

>>70849434
Good riddance

>>70849438
>guy

>havent browsed mu in years
>taken a liking to metal through bands like vektor, soilwork, deafheaven, etc
>see this thread

wow fags, i thought i could find some cool underground bands but i guess its just a /b/tard memefest here. ill be at r/shreddit if anyone wants to talk metal.

>>70849434
reminder it doesn't have to stop posting of metal outside of this containment thread

keep the general quarantined and make metal on /mu/ great again

>>70849473
All the good posters ave given up and left

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>tfw listening to prog

>>70849438
damn i was expecting him to look like a fat neckbeard not a beta nu-male

>>70849494
>reminder it doesn't have to stop posting of metal outside of this containment thread
What an oddly structured sentence

Any european metal radio stations i can stream with foobar or vlc ?

>>70849512
He's also gay
half his RYM avatars are anime boys
https://rateyourmusic.com/~RNG

>>70849510
jesus christ this picture makes no sense. it implies his brain is big but it would have to be full of hot air in order to fly, not brain matter. are all proge fans this fucking dumb?

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>>70849577

>>70849604
>2009 era meme
yeah, proge fans are fucking retards. thanks for putting the final nail in the coffin.

>>70849604
can facebook fucking leave

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>>70849640
>>70849644
Keep strawmanning you dumb autist

>>70849577
>responding to meme post
Are you autistic? Holy fuck

We need to shitpost harder so falses filter the thread

>>70849719
proge fans need to be put in their place. they have no place in /metal/

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>tfw listening to black metal

>>70849747
this thread is nothing but false and has been so for a while now

>>70849772
Kill yourself autistic retard

>>70849785
fuck off rifffag

>>70849772
>hurr durr stop liking things I don't like
How about you grow up glam shitter

>>70849829
Atmoshit was the first step into our meme hell

>glam, slam and nu-metal is more acceptable to discuss on /metal/ than prog, melodeath and atmoshit

This is why this general is dead

>>70849896
Atmoshit hate was the first step into our meme hell
ftfy

>>70849905
Fuck off slam and slam are best metal

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>>70849747
>>70849785
>unironically saying false or trve

>>70849905
irony always assimilates itself on those stupid enough to take it up sincerely
>>70849963
hello year 1 listener

I coined both the terms proge and buttmetal and it's funny how they completely lost their meaning here over the months.

Memes shouldn't be put in wrong hands.

>>70849817
>>70849836
>>70849905
THE PROGE FANS ARE SHOWING THEMSELVES

SCARE THEM OFF WITH SLAMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XTI3hIGCTk

>>70849905
>Melodeath
At least Nu-Metal isn't gay

>>70850004
How fucking autistic do you have to be to enjoy this

>>70850031
Kys

Doyou guys have a list of essential metal

Im trying to get into REAL METAL

I liked Nobody Rides For Free - Ratt, what genre is this?

>>70850031
Less autistic than proge fans but more autistic than atmoshitters

>>70850023
>Nu-Metal isn't gay
Yes it's just shit

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>>70850049
Start with pic related

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>>70850049

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>>70850049
also
>>70850086
but unironically

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>>70850049
Check these

>>70848767
love live

>>70850086
>>70850099
>>70850100
>>70850127
thank

>>70850049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM71torFNBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHR_pi9x8fg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmkFW0kJas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yhFSTAyHWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy2MLw_JMJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v99dHD9oWfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcHvzNBtlOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QgIeKnLuGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfbLWHT7vUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-qd_fm7Pco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhpOQsYMFIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VLUVUf4zIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpLbkxEL5bs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmIwDKnyAmM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW0krAXXElQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYoB2Tj3LR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvWJIPh0J6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOLHjCXWc3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6ZVMQayzng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuDxo-fbW9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNdC_3LR2AI

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>>70850153

>>70850127
Is there a more overrated and circlejerked genre than OSDM?

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Stop

>>70850186
There are no brakes on shitpost train
There is no help, we are here forever

>>70850180
atmoshit

help me become patrish

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>>70850049

>>70850180
Meant for
>>70850100

>>70850224
>>>/lgbt/

>>70850221
>>70850100

>>70850100
>overrated shit: the chart

kys

>>70849993
>I coined both the terms proge and buttmetal
cool, I coined the terms slam and glam

I like metal

@70849993
kys

>>70850296
me too

>>70850275
Well not really coined, but I helped spreading them here and making charts
I really regret making them now

>>70850296
Fuck off faggot

>>70850299
fuck off retard

@70850323
lol........

>>70850311
i made the cosmic chart

did you seriously think that was funny at the time or something

>>70850360
>did you seriously think that was funny at the time
Yes, I didn't think it would go that far
I also helped startign various other memes

>>70850360
>>70850311
I made the Metal chart, do you think it's funny ?

>>70850398
>being proud of starting memes
unironically kys

>>70850414
I'm not proud of that, do you think that Paradise Lost or Enslaved are impossible to discuss indirectly thanks to me now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMCsv-zj56s

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/meal/ in a nutshell

>>70850455
the opinions of the people posting here are shit anyway so discussing bands is irrelevant.

>>70850463
Good post

>>70850472
nice meme faggot

I'm going to kill myself

>>70850509
good

>>70850509
We'll charge the void together then I'll see you in Valhalla brother! \m/(-_-) \m/

>>70850048
le lizard army hissss xD

>>>/qa/996384
oh

>>70850509
Meet you in hell where they play good music /m/

NIGGERS!

IN THE NAME OF SATAN I AM BOURNEE

BESTOW INFERNAL POWERS UNTO MEEE

SHEHAPHORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

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Top 10 Black Metal albums breh

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metal for this feel?

>>70850837
Weeaboos need to be purged

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>tfw listening to Leprous

>>70850837
Grand Belial's Key

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>>70850837
The True Werewolf - Demo IX

>>70850837
sauce ?

>tfw nothing sounds good anymore except Kalmah and MPE
Metal for this feel?

>>70851038
https://exhentai.org/g/443679/65a7ca009c/

>>70851064
Kalmah and MPE

>>70851087
>Sad panda

>>70850871
>Leprous
>djent

>>70850622

Holy.... I want more

>>70851064
Children of Bodom and ETOS

>>70851184
>he can't get past the sad panda
https://e-hentai.org/g/443679/65a7ca009c/

>>70851208
Arghoslent my dude

If you imbeciles are gonna turn Leprous into a meme next I'm leaving this general for good.

>>70851274
>are gonna

we did*

>>70851220
>ETOS
Too much >muh feels
Kalmah, MPE and the first few CoB albums are pure fun

>>70851274
>Leproge

>>70850622
>SHEHAPHORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
Shemhamforash

>>70851305
Do you like Wintersuna
I feel I would enjoy them more if Jari reduced keyboard noodling and made the songs shorter

>>70851274
Top 10 djent bands
1. Animals as Leaders
2. Agent Fresco
3. Intervals
4. Lerprous
5. Periphery
6. Leprous
7. Leprous
8. Leprous
9. Leprous
10. Meshuggah

>>70851293
Most people agree they are one of the few good respectable modern prog metal bands that don't rip off DT or Meshuggah.
Even Haken are ripping them off now

>>70851307
Forced meme is forced

>>70851322
Who cares

it's h*brew anyway

>>70851342
I liked the first album. Time had a few nice moments but it was mostly forgettable.

>>70851351
I've been thinking of doing a troll YouTube video of top 10 djent albums and all of them except #2 would be by Meshuggah

#2 would be a Fear factory album

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB135Qvl8g4

>>70851610
>not available

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European metal
>gay
>dumb
>Stupid
>Feminine
>Makes you wanna play WoW, read Noam Chomsky and never have sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajWpNLg6_Us

American metal
>Cool
>Masculine
>Really not gay
>Makes you wanna stop playing videogames, read Nick Land and marry and traditional Japanese woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo35U4PTQ90

>>70851653
Jewgle buying YouTube was a mistake

>>70851669
America invented grooveshit and nu-metal

>>70851669
fuck off, weeb

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>>70848767
genocyber

>>70851710
We also made every other subgenre infinitely better
>>70851713
The Japs will lead us onto the singularity. I'll be transcending humanity while you shit in the street.

>>70851740
go back to masturbating to hentai, dumb amerishart

>>70851740
Kek this is what Amerifats actually believe

>>70851767
>>70851774
Have fun cleaning up your rancid Eurojizz with your Fairyland t-shirt while I'm banging my smoking hot japanese gf, nerds
fucking lmao

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>>70851713
fuck off reddit

>>70848254
>just deleted Vektor - Terminal Redux off of my hard drive so i could get the sensation of downloading it for the first time
music for this feel?

>>70851774
What part of "Donald Trump will make anime real" did you not understand?

>>70851845
Type O Negative - I Know You're Fucking Someone Else

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oc

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Terminal Redux by Vektor

>>70851921
>>>/b/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/9gag/
>>>/somethingawful/
>>>/funnyjunk/

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>>70851946
no u

nu male

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where are you on this list

>>70852003
Fedora wearing ayyy lmao
The only patrician choice.

>>70852003
glam is ayy-tier though

>>70852003
Razorfirst tier, of course, since I'm not a nu male meme loving fuck

>>70852003
nu

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>>70852003
>tfw realize the only stuff I've been posting in metal the last two months are slam, grind, weebshit and power

>>70852003
Exept Razorfist hates most Death Metal and likes most Black Metal. Razorfist tier should include all non-atmo/post Black Metal and the Nu Male tier should have the atmoshit

>>70852152
pretty sure the razor fist image is just meant to be generic metalhead-tier

>>70852003
I like stuff from all of the tiers, what am I?

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>Avant-garde/Progressive Metal/Post-Hardcore
Yo this is some dank shit famz

>>70852191
How much from each tier?

>>70852211
Looks like Sigh worshi

>>70852191
A fedora wearing nu male ayyy lmao wigger

>>70852212
4, 4, 4, 5 & 3 respectively

>>70852236
Yeah, it's like Sigh + Deftones + Converge + sporkcore

>>70851946
butthurt blackie

>>70852003
>tfw hipster and fedora with bit of Razorfist

>>70852003
*tips fedora*

*fixes bowtie*

>>70852270
If those 3 in the AYY tier are weeb, skam and power you ascended.

>>70852003
lel I made that image except the ayy part

>>70852003
Why are weeb and slam separate? All good slam is weebshit, and the only good weebshit is slam.

>>70852467
pretty sure the original image was just the chad, fedora, and hipster

metalfag and ayy came after

>>70852003
Tier 1: none
Tier 2: Industrial
Tier 3: Black, Doom, Stoner, a little Slude
Teir 4: All exept Thrash. Speed isn't a genre, its Heavy with more double kicks
Ayy tier: Grind, Power

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I fucking hate this general

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>>70852492
b-but muh gay melodic symphonic weeaboo touhou vagina-tier black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsZpelHFm2w

>>70852542
Me too
But there's nothing we can do

>>70850127
oh wow another list that combines classics with joke albums, how original

>>70852565
That was one of the first ones here

>>70852003
1:nothing
2:melo, symphonic, tech sometimes
3:black
4:thrash, death, heavy
5:power

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>>70852542
loosen up and have some fun anon, metal is fucking obnoxious fun, seriousfags drain all the fun from it

>>70852592
oops, i'm sorry for being newfriend

i joined last summer

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>>70852546
Is weeaboo atmoshit the final redpill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az0svbmn_Ns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnrbJAYSu4

>>70851710
>America invented groove
>America invented the best metal subgenre
I thought you were arguing against American metal?

>>70852830
>groove metal is the best metal subgenre
It doesn't remotely sound funny even as shitposting

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>>70852698

>>70852902
>groove metal is the best metal subgenre
I was 12 once, too
Groove metal doesn't even have the best grooves in metal lol

>>70852935
Yeah, Godflesh, Fudge Tunnel and Cathedral do

>>70852935
I was shitting on groove, ya dingus

Good metal with sick riffs, nice melodies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evc3Xtc84N0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWkhCxCcWSE
Shit metal with pretentious unriffs and wank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnM31x7mTe4

>>70852982
This was literally me 10 years ago

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>>70852982

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>>70852982
>americans

>>70853002
>tfw instead of starting with Amerishit you started with glorious Europower and melodeath
Feels good

So what's stopping you from going to reddit when you actually want to discuss metal without shitposters disrupting everything?

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>>70853030
>started with Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden and Judas Priest

>>70853124
Reddit has terrible interface

>>70853178
this
literally the only reason I don't ever go there

>>70853124
I need shitposting. Shitposting is one of the only things that brings me genuine enjoyment desu

>Brits mastered Heavy and Doom
>Americans mastered Thrash and Death
>Germans mastered Speed and Power

But who mastered Black metal?

>>70853244
>this semester is busy and I get withdrawals from lack of shitposting
meal for this feel?

>>70853284
>not shitposting while you walk in between classes and while you're in the bathroom
Fucking normie ree, etc

>>70853248
Canadians and South Americans

I unironically like Fen more than Agalloch

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>>70853248

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>>70853248
>But who mastered Black metal?
How is this even a fucking question?

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>check out MA forums
>OT thread on reliable news sources
>several posters unironically endorse Washington Post
wew

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>>70853248
The French

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70gp91h21Jc

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>>70853465
>literally opens up with meme polka folk music
can't make this shit up

>>70853507
>literally the conclusion to black metal
can't make this shit up

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>>70853014
>>70853027
>mfw Americans call their tankards "tall boys"

>"""""dark""""" metal
Name a more meme tag

>>70853623
>Post-Metal

>>70853623
>progressive atmospheric sludge

>>70853623
Thrash

new thread

>>70853669
>>70853669

>>70853685
Fail thread is fail

>>70853685
kys already weeb

>>70853685
Dumb animeposter

Real New Thread

>>70853827

>>70853827

real new thread

>>70853863
>>70853863
>>70853863

>>70853874
>>70853876
>18:42:51
wew lad

>3 metal threads
not this shit again

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>>70853248
>Americans
>Mastered death

Have you fucking heard this album?