1. Start the video by laughing. coughing, or make some noise like a fucking retard, gotta give instant sound and movement to your infant minded audience. Sometimes bring act as your other character to bring an unprecedented level of pandering and DUDE IRONY LMAO
2. Hi everyone, "Inserthony Unfunnymemetano here" internet's biggest cum gargling waste of space
3. Give a long and unnecessary exposition of the artist history and take up at least 30% of the video talking about wikipedia found information. It's pure filler
4. Talk about general information about the sonic qualities that the album has
5a. "Analyze" each track. On instrumentals, use unnecessary adjectives to describe what is being played ("blistering keyboard progressions", "fish oiled coated high hats"), it sounds smart and no one will point out your pretentious way of speaking. Also, point out obvious things about the record.
5b. On song meanings, just rephrase what the lyrics are saying, ("In this song, Johnny Cash talks about how he falls in to a burning ring of fire, and he went down, and the flames went higher, and that he burns") and pretend as if it counts as analysis or what the song actually means.
6. Give your final opinion and overview of the record, and describe your listening experiences of it. Compare the album with past albums and talk about the future. Talk about unoriginal viewpoints and obvious expectations.
7. Give a final score, which is only what the viewers care about. Even though it's in the description, and people spend a hardy 3 seconds on the video because of it. Sometimes you'll write, "watchthevideodudegivememoney/10" if it is a video on a popular artist and want people to gruelingly sit through your 8-22 minutes of bullshit. Then again they can skip to the end. Sometimes when the album is a hot meme off the grill, you'll write "le maymay/10" or "poop/10" or "pandering/10" for your comedic quality.
Faaaaaart!
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Did he shit on your favourite album, or what?
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>"fish oiled coated high hats"
Please don't tell me he actually said this
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>>72720321
No, OP was jokin'
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ahsdgfhb
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lmao wannabe tastemakers on suicide watch again
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I've been saying fuck it it's a 6 for weeks now
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>>72719940
Did you expect something different from a guy who doesn't fully get Loveless?
Is this the end of slowdive's career?
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No.
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>>72719853
>Listen to Sugar for the Pill
>Instantly love it
>See this
GOD DAMMIT YOU FAGGOT FANTANO.
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>>72719853
No. Fantano I think has plateaued in terms of popularity and a lot of people are starting to turn on him He's has been way more off the mark than usual (not that I watch him, but I've seen a huge uptick in /mu/ threads bitching about him panning stuff like LCD Soundsystem's new single, GAS, giving the new Mac Demarco a VERY generous score, giving the new Logic the same rating as MBDTF, giving Father John Misty a RIDICULOUSLY inflated score).
He's /mu/tant who got lucky. Props to him, but don't give him any more relevancy than hasbeens like Pitchfork and Rolling Stone.
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post artists that make intensely melodious music. hooks on top of hooks, that sort of music.
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>>72719863
your post ->>>/trash/
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>>72720093
Is that not a man in OP's pic??
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>>72720104
you're dumb or you forgot your glasses if you can't tell apart a woman from a man
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*Blocks your path*
Stop eating meat
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Yeah, what are you going to do if I keep eating meat, skinny boy?
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>>72719669
Already did. Peter Singer might be a goatfucker but his anti-meat arguments finally convinced me.
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>>72719669
*fucks in the ass while eating beef jerky*
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What bands are you excited to see live in 2017?
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U2. Seriously.
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Nick Cave
Wilco
Fleet Foxes
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Ty Segall
That's it, might see MGMT depending if I'm feeling it or not. After that it's pretty much whoever I'm interested in and whether they come to a town near me.
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holy shit,this sounds like bob dylan and david bowie,i am surprised
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holy shit this actually doesn't, i am not surprised
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>>72719647
only angel sounds like ziggy stardust era david bowie,listen to the album
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>>72719517
yea its a pgood album cant wait for the reviews svratching their heads and saying howd this happen
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What do you guys think of:
System of a Down
Korn
Nine Inch Nails
Marilyn Manson
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8th Grade school shooter-core
Fucking garbage
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>>72719513
Nine Inch Nails is my favorite musical artist. Trent Reznor is an amazing man.
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>>72719513
NIN is pretty good.
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Guess personalities, rate, rec
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>>72719498
Heard about "outsider music" yesterday.
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>>72719538
Only one of those is outsider and it's tonetta
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Best Albums of this decade:
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I dare y'all to disagree. Also, no Kanye or Lil Ugly Mane posting. That is just irritating baity bullshit
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>>72719358
And taste this generic isn't irritating?
Age of Adz is the only record there that belongs int this conversation you drone
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>>72719358
Wow, you managed to pick every single overhyped trash release of the decade and then actually have the audacity to leave out the most overhyped trash artist of the decade
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>>72719366
Virgins does too, as well as maybe the two right of it and arguably To Be Kind
ITT: One hit wonders.
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>The following artists are considered one hit wonders because they only had one Top 40 song on the Hot 100:
Michael Buble
La Roux
Florence + the Machine
Foster the People
The Lonely Island
Waka Flocka Flame
Gotye
The Lumineers
Alex Clare
Swedish House Mafia
Of Monsters and Men
Baauer
Icona Pop
Mac Miller
Anna Kendrick
Capital Cities
Mike Will Made It
Awolnation
The Neighbourhood
Passenger
Aloe Blacc
Bastille
Disclosure
Bobby Shmurda
ILoveMakonnen
Hozier
Mark Ronson
Walk the Moon
Chris Stapleton
Yo Gotti
Kevin Gates
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>>72719463
Muse
Breaking Benjamin
Shinedown
The Ting Tings
O.A.R.
Buckcherry
Aly & AJ
Feist
Amy Winehouse
The White Stripes
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Stone Sour
Snow Patrol
OK Go
Gnarls Barkley
AFI
Daniel Powter
James Blunt
Gorillaz
Papa Roach
System of a Down
Bowling for Soup
Los Lonely Boys
Hoobastank
Yellowcard
Nick Cannon
Liz Phair
Fountains of Wayne
Trapt
Korn
Norah Jones
t.A.T.u.
Common
Jimmy Eat World
P.O.D.
The Calling
Alien Ant Farm
Afroman
Incubus
S Club 7
Moby
Lil' Romeo
The Corrs
Fuel
Aaron Carter
UGK
Baha Men
Alice Deejay
Westlife
Blink 182
Filter
Eiffel 65
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>>72719479
Fatboy Slim
Everlast
Vengaboys
New Radicals
Eagle-Eye Cherry
Shawn Mullins
Semisonic
Harvey Danger
The Verve
Ben Folds Five
Fiona Apple
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Shawn Colvin
The Verve Pipe
The Prodigy
Cake
Sublime
Slick Rick
Butthole Surfers
Oasis
Goodie Mob
Edwyn Collins
Take That
Raekwon
Silverchair
Public Enemy
The Offspring
Beck
Blind Melon
Big Daddy Kane
Cypress Hill
Digable Planets
Big Audio Dynamite
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Iggy Pop
Faith No More
Sinéad O'Connor
Electronic
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How did they do it /mu/?
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Catering to plebs
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>>72719315
There's some filler toward the end, but it's a real solid album.
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It certainly wasn't by selling their souls. He's already in them.
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OASIS POSTING WILL NEVER DIE
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SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SOMETHING
SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS OF YOUR HEAD
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Face it, they were fucking good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQLizbcFmrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMy-pTscB78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aatEBIZHNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyVMQ-1lJ6c
Face it, they were the best live rock band of the 90s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI-5uv4wryI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4oR7bv9kF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yheH2YMO70Y
Face it, the Gallaghers are gods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jfQ4q4Hfcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0zxbRYu_2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caB5RoaBvsI
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>That 90s GOAT voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Z2vQDqpVw
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>>72719407
Face it, you're tastes in music are shit Montie
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What is the greatest rap lyric ever?
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that bitch knew dick like Bubba knew shrimp
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Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
My name is Brian and I'm the man
I write hit songs with a wave of my hand
Songs of surf and sun and sand
I make great music with my band
Songs you dance to and songs of joy
I'm the original Beach Boy
Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin USA
All the songs I used to write
Talked about girls who weren't too bright
Round round get around I got around
What I was lookin' for I never found
As time goes on I've seen the light
Intelligent chicks are dynamite
When I grow up to be man
Giddy-up giddy-up 409
Now some guys like the flashy types
And some guys dig the ugly types
I'm no different from the rest
I love hips and legs and breasts
But strictly on a higher plane
What really turns me on's her brain
Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls
Sexy legs with high IQs
Smart girls, I love the smart girls
You brainy babes with your attitudes
Smart smart smart smart girls
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>>72719375
Did I love you little surfer girl
Or was it just your bod and long blonde curls
Fun fun fun was all we heard
Cruisin' in her daddy's thunderbird
Ba ba ba ba barbara ann
She ran away with another man
This is the worst trip
Help me, Rhonda
Get her out of my heart
Rhonda helped helped, helped me for a while
Not much going on behind her smile
I wanna hot hot, massive stimulation
Women with more imagination
Yeah smart girls are my inspiration
Given me
Good good good good vibrations
Wouldn't it be nice
If they gave PHDs
For strokin' me with hypotheses
Gimme a gal who teaches school
Who's not afraid to break the rules
Women doctors and lawyers, too
Can really make a man out of you
Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls
Sexy legs with high IQs
Smart girls, I love the smart girls
You brainy babes with your attitudes
Smart smart smart smart girls
Smart girls
Wish they all could be
Smart girls
Rhyme in poetry
A clever head is a real turn-on
You bright, you brainy amazons
Authors, scientists, and architechts
Sultry babes with intellect
Don't worry baby
Everything will turn out
God only knows what I'd be
Without smart girls
Hip hop and harmony
I'm wiser now, I know where it's at
Intelligence is an aphrodisiac
So if you're seekin' that perfect mate
Listen to Brian, beauty's great but
Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls
Sexy legs with high IQs
Smart girls, I love the smart girls
You brainy babes with your attitudes
Big brains are awesome, dude
Smart smart smart smart girls
Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls
Sexy legs with high IQs
Smart girls, I love the smart girls
You brainy babes with your attitudes
I wanna congratulate you
You were just fine
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best 'ment album
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Every Pavement album is great. And they knew when to stop, Malkmus solo is mediocre.
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>>72719211
>he doesn't unironically jam out to JoJO's Jacket, and realize that "Real Emotional Trash" is better than most Pavement records.