Latest Episode is 716: Campfire Tales
Written by Barry Safchik & Michael Platt
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ybo28
The Movie Junior Novel is storytimed here!
>>30832018
The Movie The Great Princess Caper storytimed here!
>>30837204
(major spoilers on both)
What to make of Rockhoof's tale? It's a fairly straightforward one of reward for hard work and kinship. The power boost was a bit...undefined, though, wasn't it? It seemed to stem from his shovel, but Applejack didn't really go into details. Perhaps it's a spot for the storyteller's embellishment? Or there was more to it?
>>30832421
Previous thread.
The Movie Prequel #3 still storytimed here!
>>30786483
715: Triple Threat
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xf5uv
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389 (Dead)
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
>>30837580
>>30837582
>country filly
Hunky teenage Spike working as a librarian, wearing a tight sweater and glasses.
>>30837586
I would that country filly.
[generic beginning-of-thread shitpost]
>>30837591
Only cuddles and kisses
Why do I imagine Spike will be a total hunk when he gets older?
>>30837602
And sexual. I bet she's a great cocksucker.
>>30837586
>tfw Argie
>I also love little fillies
If they were real I would marry one.
Are fillies for sexual?
>>30837624
Maybe.
>>30837624
Pretty much.
What ships do you support?
>>30837649
BEST
SHIP
Filly asks if you were a SNES kid or a Genesis kid.
>>30837653
Sunburst tries out for the hoofball team to impress Starlight. What position does he play?
>>30837649
These two faggos
>>30837685
how do they eat?
>>30837624
ALL little horses are for sexual.
Some horses, like fillies, are just more for sexual than others.
The little apl, for example, is turbosexual.
>>30837710
How does a man continue down a path so wrong for so long mlpg?
Is Thorax older than Spike?
>>3083hoofball7742
Well?
>>30837768
I wouldrub and kissthat belly.
>>30837768
I wouldspit onthat belly.
>>30837794
Belly rubs do not require lubricant
>>30837806
Looks like she's trying to huff Rarity
they know what we want
>>30837868
We'll she needs it or she'd fall over
I love princess horsebutt.
>>30837806
unf
>>30837868
More fillies?
>>30837920
Already covered.
is desuarchive down again? It's just constantly loading for me.
Who has the next archive?
>>30837929
arch.b4k.co for /mlp/
>>30837926
But Water Fillies are all slimy and gross
And they lay eggs
>>30837977
Water fillies are adorable.
>>30837994
They get scales everywhere
This is Princess Luna. Say something nice about her.
>>30838008
Her pony tails are cute and I would make moon babies with her tiny butt
>>30838008
Nyx looks strange
S1 Luna was the cutest tiny filly-sized Luna
I hope they come up with a reason to have her be that tiny again and she can go hang out with the CMC for a day
The fillies are gathering by race again.
>>30838051
How many different filly races are there?
What if To Change a Changeling is bad?
>>30838059
Hoof...
>>30838059
Trixie is magical, she will make things good.
>>30838008
she is no longer the most retarded villain in equestrian history
>>30838055
>bird filly
>lion bird filly
>sea filly
>sky filly
>normal filly
>magical filly
>magical filly (chinese)
>magical bird filly
>crystal filly
A shitload.
>>30838075
Bird fillies and sky fillies look pretty much the same to me
WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN
TELL ME WILL WE LIVE TO TELL
THE MYSTERY OF MIDNIGHT AND ITS SPELL
WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN
>>30837586
>13 is the age of consent
Maybe when San Martin was alive.
Also Argentina pony is best country pony.
>>30838087
Why has Luna never been married?
>>30838093
She's too cute to fuck
>>30838093
Kinda hard to find a priest or a husband on the moon.
>>30838098
I would go to the moon to marry princess best princess.
>>30838124
Why would Twilight be on the moon?
>>30838097
Too true
>>30838129
She's been a bad horse.
Would you let Princess Celestia turn you into a filly so she could take you to the movies and only have to pay for a kid's ticket?
>>30838131
Such a cute filly. We need an episode of filly Celestia and Luna doing silly things.
>>30838145
It took us seven seasons to get a Celestia and Luna episode.
>>30838155
And a Zecora episode, apparently.
>>30838162
Zecora, now we're getting like, two! I like Zocora, I missed not having her show up from time to time for a while there.
This is Trixie. You do not need to say anything nice because shes knows that shes already perfect.
I eagerly await more stripeybutt
>>30838175
Blue pony superiority!
>>30838175
Trixie has literally never been good.
>>30838181
Blue pony is flawless
>>30838178
Stop smooching your brother Queen Filly
>>30838192
Being a pony in a hoodie looks so comfy and cute
I can't wait for the glorious ascension to Equestria
>>30838191
I can't even imagine having such terrible opinions
>>30838191
Yeah, shes never been good, because shes always been perfect
>>30838175
>>30838192
>>30838209
>>30838212
Where is her nice hat?
>>30838195
You would do the same if you were a filly.
>>30838214
Na, I'd only smooch other fillies
>>30838202
trixie is always comfy
>>30838213
have a trixie with hoodie and hat
>>30838219
What a cutie pone.
>>30838219
Shit up trixie, I know that's you
>>30838235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFWpr_wkgV8
Forcing Dash to read big books
>>30838267
It's Daring Do and she loves every page.
How high can your favorite pony count?
>>30838315
At least a rarithousand.
What was your favorite episode to see live with everyone else?
I don't mean for the quality of the episode so much as the quality of seeing it with everyone else even if it were a bad episode. Stuff like the roller coaster of a two thread series A Canterlot Wedding was or the explosion to voiced Derpy in The Last Roundup.
>>30838342
Is that more than an appul?
Nice pony, sweet pony, good pony.
>>30838351
None of them
I can't remember a single time I got excited for something live, even Derpo
>>30838413
How many episodes have you seen live?
>>30838351
Party of One was the first episode I got to watch live with mlpg so it was a pretty memorable experience.
>>30838421
I have no idea
>>30838351
Seeing Crusaders of the Last Mark was awesome since it was on the anniversary
>>30838351
I can't really say if favorite, but the most memorable was ACW definitely. Never forget Tori Spelling, or whatever her name was.
>>30838440
What be ACW
>>30838351
I remember watching Rainbow Rocks with MLPG, it wasn't right at the premier, but a few of them were watching it for the first time.
It's time for lunch
Bring in the Chef Filly
>>30838448
It is a mystery.
>>30838496
I hate episode acronyms
>>30838505
A Canterlot Wedding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2resBFG53k
>>30838511
Yeah I got it but I have to google them practically every time unless it's like a season 1 episode
These are all the episode abbreviations as of the end of S6.
How many of these can you recognize at a glance mlpg?
>>30838517
Ah yes my favorites
Sol, shit out of luck
B, Boop
PC, Personal computer
And who could forget LoF, Legend of Filly
>>30838517
Answers to this in case something's killing you and you want to know what it is.
I think I made this in response to some argument about not knowing every episode by its abbreviation and I never posted it for some reason.
>>30838538
What was the argument?
>>30838517
That list's really tripping me up because it includes all the later episodes whose names I don't even know.
>>30838517
I can only handle episodes till S3, some of S4.
I just haven't rewatched the episodes of S4 and after as much as the first 3 seasons.
>>30838545
Same here. I can tell all the S1 and S2 abbreviations and a majority of the S3-S5 but I don't remember the names of S6 episodes onward at all, so the abbreviations are useless for me without context.
>>30838543
Thinking back it was probably just someone shitposting that got me curious enough to make this, but I recall it being something about memorizing every abbreviation for ease of discussion and Anons slamming him saying it's not possible to remember all of it. I was going to post this in response to that, but by the time I was done it was too late and the thread moved on.
>>30838545
Its scrambled too, so it's really a hard thing to parse.
>>30838517
Those aren't the usual acronyms though. TMMDW has always been referred to as MMDW. The infamous MMDW2 isn't 2PL but 28PL. TSSCS6 is probably more recognizable as SSCS6000 (or SSCS6k?). I don't think anyone has ever referred to single-word titles by their acronym, and most two-word titles aren't usually abbreviated either, definitely not the ambiguous ones like PP.
>>30838570
I know. I was going off of literal initials as opposed to the more common ones. I could update it to make it more in line with what's commonly used if I ever bothered to do it.
Again, it was for the sake of an argument from over 6 months ago.
>>30838570
>he can't immediately recognize the Pony Pony episode abbreviation
>>30838580
Rarity you're such a CLMILTCAB
>>30838611
Cute Little Mare I'd Like To Cuddle and...Boop?
JtRHNBR is my favorite episode.
>>30838617
Damn you got it
>raw movie art book uncompressed will likely end up being ~6 GB before it's shrunk down
How many Anons do you think will actually want all the scans uncompressed compared to the shrunk down ones?
I'm thinking that Anons would at least want them shrunk so they don't have to look at all that halftone everywhere, but I'd rather ask than assume.
As an example, here's an untouched scan of one of the pages:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/77412572/IMG_20170830_0020.jpg
>>30838482
Is filly food fit for human consumption?
Tags: cannibalism
>>30838649
No, it can raise Filly hormone levels and cause transformation
>>30838646
If it isn't a problem for you I think you should have the uncompressed version available too.
If it might create issues than just go with the compressed version.
>>30838656
I'm thinking I'd just send the uncompressed one to the guy that runs the iwatchitfortheplot archive to host if he's okay with it. I'm afraid Mediafire wouldn't like me hosting something like that if enough people download it.
>>30837667
Team cumdump
>>30838075
I will hug and kiss them all.
Sunset Shimmer, we need you!
purple book pony
>>30838708
You called?
>>30838708
At your service.
>>30838621
MAREGASM is my favorite episode.
>>30838723
Are you a mare?
>>30838722
What do purple's hooves taste like?
trixie hopes you have a great and clean day!
>>30838747
I always say, there is nothing sexier than a horse in a tub.
>>30838747
Bluest magician!
>>30838736
Why don't you just find out for yourself?
>>30838747
I am going to tickle those little blue hoofsies
People have been drawing art of Celestia in a Nazi uniform.
This fandom is absolute cancer.
>>30838811
That's been a thing since at least 2011
Some of these Storm King concepts from the art book are hardcore looking. I'm glad they were able to get them into the book instead of them sitting wasted once they found the final design.
It's pretty amazing how much stuff is coming out for this movie, but the art book is one of the more crazy things in my opinion. People 10 years ago would've been scratching their heads or laughing at the concept of a serious 160 page art book for a movie for little girls, but now it's actually a sensible and great thing.
>>30838811
Oh, I bet she'd look hot in one.
>>30838811
Social rejects do edgy things
More news at 11:00
Is it just me, or was FiW really mean-spirited? Like, uncomfortably so?
>>30838863
crude stew do you feel it applebloom
Something about pony butts just makes me want to rub them and soak in their fuzziness
>>30838915
The giant bow doesn't work so well with human little apple.
>>30838931
What happened to Scootaloo?
>>30838931
SWEETSILDUR!
>>30838938
She's outside the gates fighting the mouth with Babbin
>>30838947
Luck be a filly tonight
>>30838951
I'd rear those rearing ponies' rears
>>30838962
Fillestia?
>>30838931
>>30838983
Not everyone likes feet or deformed faces
Filly wants to be your equal.
>>30838994
>equality
>ever
>>30838994
>>30838990
I wonder if that filly would mind if I gave her a hoof massage.
>>30838999
>>30839003
I'm sure she would
So don't touch her
>>30839012
Why is purple such a filly fiddler
I just want to cuddle fillies all day and feel their warmth against my chest. Is it so much to ask?
What are your expectations for Marks and Recreation?
>>30838915
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64694854
>>30839075
A bunch of post about fillies
A new filly flavor of the week
More post about wanting to fuck the new fillies
You accidentally call Celestia "mom"
What do
>>30839113
Double down and ask when supper is/
>>30838646
>>30838656
>>30838663
Sure, send it to me and I'll put it up.
Here's my upload form.
https://app.syncwerk.de/u/d/806ae7340a/
>>30839130
Awesome. Should be in less than 5 hours since I'm still scanning all of it still, but I'll have that for you and the 4chan size one in the storytime.
you guys already saw this right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=573zsc6ZuhQ
>>30839093
Nice human filly cunny, but the face is still weird
>>30839093
I mean, it's cute, but I also want to put a pair of panties on her.
>>30839025
Why so sad, filly? Are you not abstract enough?
>>30839218
It's an abstract kind of feel.
>>30839145
That was pretty great great, good humor and well animated
>>30839228
The intro is great.
>>30839145
It was shit and I'm not even disappointed, greg is shit for a long time now.
>>30838811
Celestia represents all the traits the kikes fear. It only makes sense.
Please do not have sexual thoughts about this sweetheart.
>>30839145
The song was good
What draw
>>30839291
Fillies.
>>30839291
>>30839297
Filly vaginas.
>>30839305
That's lewd.
>>30839291
The pony you love cosplaying as the pony you hate
>>30839291
Thorax and Ember playing O&O with Spike.
>>30839291
Spike going to DragonCon
>>30839145
A friendship tax is a great idea.
Ponies can't help but make friends
They're going to be rich.
Well richer than they already are. Which is probably very rich. I mean Twi is a princess and Rarity's dresses basically print money and she also can find gems.
>>30839366
How much would it cost for me to be friends with a filly?
>>30839372
One twihundred bits per year
>>30839291
A cupcake.which would make it a peanus cupcake.
>>30839330
I used to think Dragoncon was a scaly convention.
>>30839426
I go every year, it's this weekend
It's been fun to see the spike and decline of MLP cosplayers
>>30839376
I want to blow Twilight's mind with the number 101
Don't stick marbles in your nose
Don't stick them in there
>>30839366
Pinkie Pie is fucking broke.
>>30839145
I'm still pissed that his name isn't FiMFlamFilosophy anymore
>>30839456
She's friends with Twilight
She's exempt from the tax.
Not Pinkie's friends tho. Sucks to be them I guess.
>>30839462
>She's exempt from the tax.
Only people who make money pay taxes. And she's a fucking assistant baker.
>>30839478
Nigga you don't pay the friendship tax if you are friends with the Princess of Friendship
>>30839435
>It's been fun to see the spike
>>30839484
Dude, I said Pinkie is fucking poor and couldn't pay shit anyway
>>30839486
>>30839501
Oh
I'm fucking retarded I guess.
Sorry
Can I pay the friendship tax with hugs and head pats?
You can't pay the friendship tax if you don't have any friends.
Is there a tax break if you have a certain amount of friends? It's hard to pay tax on all of them.
>>30839552
Fuck this I'm going to go live with the diamond dogs.
>>30839538
>>30839542
That depends, what's your annual poneposting amount? If you're around the 1000 MB or under range for pictures and gifs you should be eligible for a ponetax refund
>>30839558
You need to pay the leaving Equestria tax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td0pUwrBWjc
MLP needs something like this. This show is too focused on destiny.
What would happen if a pony didn't want to follow the path their cutie mark has set for them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKWOlVlQo3E
MLP needs something like this.
Marker???
>>30839603
Marker!
>>30839574
That's heresy
Stallion watched his 8 something filly cousin playing around with her ipone sitting ona chair in the courtyard while wearing nothing but a t-shirt and panties.
Stallion got on the floor and when he was sure no one was looking he beat himself raw and came all over the place while staring at her her scratching her crotch
Stallion had the best wank of the year that day.
>>30839667
Do you have something to share with us, anon
>>30839675
>>30839667
Hot, fillies are very lewd creatures
>>30839667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6uL5-NmQYs
>>30839667
Fluttershy with discord
Rarity with capper
Twilight with EqG Flash Sentry
And now
Tempest with grubber
What's with ponies and getting with non-stallions?
fillyposting is getting out of hand
>>30839667
Did you get to rub Vick's on her filly teats?
>>30839694
All the stallions are gay.
That why all the mares and fillies will automatically lust for any not pony male
>>30837586
absolutely degenerate
>>30837633
>>30837635
>>30837710
you guys fucking disgust me
>>30839694
they know the stallions are mine, obviously
>>30839722
I think the guy who said he jerked off watching to his 8 year old cousin from the roof actually takes the cake.
Oh sorry, the "stallion".
ponies.
>>30839760
ponies
cute ponies
doing cute things
Don't give your fillies embarrassing names or they'll become terrorists
asses/plots
>>30839694
Propaganda designed to encourage little girls towards miscegenation.
And to convince them that they can "fix" the problem men by being understanding towards them.
>>30839799
SAD
>>30839738
yes
yes it does
>>30839790
[Distant stallion wanking]
>>30839790
I'M TAKING A SHOWER
IS THERE NOWHERE SAFE FROM FILLY EYES
>>30839694
>Rarity with capper
Fuck this movie
>>30839839
Fillies are very curious.
>>30839258
How dare you defile that hat by putting it on the communist Mary Sue.
>>30839865
yeah, she should be peeing on it instead
>>30839837
>>30839876
Better, I guess...
>>30839888
TRIPS CONFIRM: NAZI HATS ARE TO BE PEED ONTO
>>30839886
I'll take the left two
And can you ship them together?
>>30839886
Ponies 3 and 6 are mine.
>>30839886
How much for a full set?
>>30839886
I'll take the top middle and top right.
>>30839927
Anon you can't just claim ponies like that, you have to see their pimp and rent them for a set amount of time.
>>30839969
Too late I already got them and married them both.
>>30839976
Can you marry me and my pony?
>>30839976
That pimp is going to charge you an arm and a leg.
I noticed that Starlight and Spike both have their own groups of friends, who will help with their development.
>>30839886
>No Glim Glam
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>30840005
Who?
>Filly
What are your thoughts on the movie?
>>30840093
Can't wait to see this cutie.
>>30840093
i havent seen it
>>30840093
needs more development
>>30840093
I'll tell you once I watch it
>>30840093
Needs way more fillies.
I predict Spike will get more development as a result of his friendships with Ember and Thorax.
>>30840093
Should've been an anime
>>30840093
I can't wait to see cute horses animated in toon boom.
I hope there will be many cute colts and fillies.
The filly is long and full of terrors.
>>30840149
>a really long filly that's filled with eldrich abominations or some kind of other horrible things
I normally don't really care about all the fillyposting much, but I want to see that drawn for some reason now. Cause that image is hilarious in my head at least.
Might just be me, but I think Star vs. The Forces of Evil is a better show than MLP.
>>30840224
It's just you.
Store your fillies at room temperature in a cool, dry place.
>>30840224
I keep trying to get into that show but it's just not funny to me
>>30840239
My bed is cool and dry. Dark, too.
>>30840093
Okay up until the end; Pretty much the worst villain yet since sombra, and the most anti-climatic ending yet.
bare bones, no lore or ties to things that we've come to expect for the series (Elements of harmony, alicorn lore, anything really), absolutely designed 100% for newbies who've never heard of MLP past the 80s version.
Due to the lack of magic or ties to show/world concepts, it also leads to the villains seeming like the absolute weakest we've had yet, with their success being solely due to having magic "Turn anything to stone grenades that are never explained" and being completely weak (Steamrolled at the end in a conventional fight, and the villain is utterly incapable of using his own powers and offs himself with it out of sheer incompetence) otherwise.
Like, I literally do not think there has been a single antagonist that's been weaker than this in show yet; Changelings were stronger, Tirek was stronger, discord and NMM were stronger...
>>30837573
How come i enjoy this more than The Perfect Pear?
Remember to clean your filly after playing with her.
>>30840093
It's tough to keep unspoiled now I think. Given all these books coming out I doubt there are many Anons completely pure at this point.
>>30840147
There's alwaysthe all colt and filly movie.
>>30840301
I wish
>>30840093
Needs more Glim Glam
bop
http://imgur.com/ObS7Pwb
>>30840358
pop
http://imgur.com/zWbUeaw
>>30840358
>>30840364
well it's not utter garbage
good job
OH SHIT
OH SHIT I LOVE IT
>>30840406
I mean
I would
>>30840406
I ship it.
>lolis
>>30840428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvZwic5b_oM
>>30840428
Where are the ponies?
>>30840428
I would
>>30840428
>lolis
>implying
Those are clearly early to mid teens. Probably close to early teens.
>>30840437
I want another episode with her
What do you think of this fic? https://www.fimfiction.net/story/129556/1/white-zinfandel/act-1-first-and-ten
>>30840505
>linking to the first chapter for views
get fucked, I ain't clicking that shit
>>30840505
>shipping married ponies outside of their marriage
It's trash.
Filly wants to be a boss fight.
>>30840505
>check on the one short story I threw up there five years ago because of the friend-off
>it apparently still gets views every so often
Feels weird.
Which pony enjoys horse sex the most? Which pony prefers tender, horse lovemaking?
https://derpibooru.org/1523921
>>30840561
There's no such thing as tender horsemaking.
It's always rough and sloppy.
Tender horsemakimg?
https://derpibooru.org/1523933
Filly says there's no justice in the world unless you make it.
>>30840581
>>30840428
>>30840573
>>30840358
>>30840364
Filly shares a life bond with you now.
Stallion is afraid to tell you he likes you because he has a very small horsecock.
>>30840573
Nice
Nice
Stallion turned out to be heir to the iron throne.
>>30840466
So... they're lolis?
>>30840647
It isn't small at all, though.
Silly horse.
>>30840700
Lolis are prepubescent, Anon.
>>30840701
Would you rather your stallion boyfriend have one big horsecock or 2 medium horsecocks?
>>30840755
>2 medium horsecocks?
Bizarro is not my fetish.
I'd rather my colt/stallion have one reasonably sized horsecock.
>>30840755
What will he ever need two cocks for?
Fillies are pure beings.
>>30840783
So he can give you one.
Fillies are dirty af
>>30840665
Why is Rumble so cute and fillyish?
Why do I want to put him in a pretty dress and sissify him so he can be used to service big-dicked stallions?
>>30840770
>not going double wide
Holy FUCK the new youtube layout.
Makes leaving the site for ones with less censorship a lot easier.
>>30840868
Every update they make continually makes the site worse. It's like they're trying to fucking kill it.
>>30840861
It's his destiny
Find out if a filly is a cop by asking her if she's a cop. If she's a cop, she has to tell you.
Fillies are like lolis.
>>30840874
The faster youtube dies, the better.
>>30840868
I hate it. With the new fucking huge and retarded margins I can see 8 thumbnails at once. With the previous layout I could see 15. So much for redesigns and shit, but the subscriptions manager still shows ghost notifications, and it still doesn't let you "mark all as viewed." Fucking morons.
>>30840889
Extremely cuddly? I agree.
>>30840929
you wanna go in the back and let me have at that pony anus?
>>30840905
>Belle, Sweetie
Is Belle her family name? Is Rarity's full name Rarity Belle? What about the other ponies? Applejack Bloom? Fluttershy Breeze? Is it Twilight Armor, or Shining Sparkle? Shouldn't Dash be Rainbow Hothoof?
>>30840936
it's a futile discussion, it's pretty random
>>30840934
Laughing at your pathetic attempts to please her horse anus is only funny for so long. Unlike your cock.
>>30840941
I am a raw 2.5 inches fully erect, she would cower before my girth (human)
>>30840936
Changing your name is a thing in Equestria apparently.
>>30840947
I'd cower too if I saw one curve the way yours does.
>>30840955
laugh now but it's built to please horse ponuts
>>30840905
I would buy a colt and filly yearbook.
>>30840972
I can't even remember the last time I looked at my yearbook.
>>30840960
Prove it
>>30840982
I never bought any of my yearbooks from high school.I'm pretty sure I don't have any from middle school, either.
Filly wants to be fed chips while she plays vidya.
>>30841026
No, time to fingering the filly until she lost.
>>30841026
but how can we co op
>>30841030
Filly will give you a revenge blowjob
Watching Bojack Horseman.
I think it's better than MLP.
>>30841060
Just get a filly to play for you.
Watching Gotham.
I think it's better than MLP.
>>30841097
You can't compare the 2. MLP is animated, while Gotham is live action.
Filly
Tempest
Shadow
Why do I feel like Spike will be depressed when he gets older?
>Only dragon to live among ponies
>Never knew his parents
>In love with a mare who will never return his feelings
He takes up drinking.
Watching Over the Garden Wall.
I think it's better than Gotham.
>>30841127
But he is living in paradise surrounded by naked cuties all day
>>30841127
Don't forget: he'll outlive all of them except for the princesses.
>>30841136
At least he has Ember and Thorax (how long will he live, anyways?) now.
Where did Twilight go?
>>30841136
I'm imagining a spin-off starring an adult Spike dealing with depression. It'd be like Bojack Horseman.
>>30841145
Thorax will live until he's killed or run out of love, I guess.
>>30841148
But who's Mr. Peanut Butter?
>>30841159
Would you watch it?
>>30841067
You're comparing a cynical adult comedy with an uplifting, mostly slice of life children's cartoon. You might as well point out that Casablanca is better than Rainbow Rocks.
>>30841162
Probably not. By that point, I'd likely make a physical effort to split myself from the show.
>>30841169
What if Bojack came to Equestria? Could the ponies teach him the magic of friendship?
>>30841175
Right up until he sabotages himself because subconsciously he'll believe that the ponies will stop caring about him and putting up with him if he gets "better."
>>30841186
Spike finds out that Bojack tried to sleep with Rarity.
>>30841146
Whoa, Twi got a lot prettier
>>30841146
Purple should be purple.
>>30841146
Is transformation into Rarity a fetish?
>>30841246
It's Spike's fetish.
>>30841246
what would you do as Rarity
>>30841146
Where DIDN'T twigglesparks go?
>>30841294
Make pretty dresses.
I want to fuck humanfilly diamond tiara.
is this the street the mlpg mansion is on?
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>30841397
MLPG mansion was built well before the filly shitposting era. It's on >rape Drive.
>>30841397
Four Fillies sounds like a nice Pizza place.
>>30841447
there's four filly chefs and they hand make all the pizzas
>>30841462
W-Who's hands do they use?
>>30841474
ever seen ratatouille?
Will Spike be in Once Upon a Zeppelin?
>>30841478
...BALL!
>>30841474
Unicorn fillies only with griffon delivery flyers
Please do not boop the filly chefs they have jobs to do.
A big-breasted anthro mare.
Would fuck/wouldn't fuck?
>>30841500
Dies she have a hyper cock and is she a bimbo? Yes either way
>>30841373
please comfort her
>>30841500
What's the catch? Is she dead? Does she emit a constant high pitched shriek? Is her skin toxic?
Starting The Art of My Little Pony The Movie Storytime here:
>>30841557Sorry it took so long to get this done.
Filly wants a PS4.
>>30841565
Filly should get a motherfuckin' job.
>>30841565
I'm in the market for one too filly, I think there's one at costco for 250+uncharted so i gotta go check that out
>>30841581
Your boss just gave your job away to filly.
>>30841593
I hope she knows how to make tiny batteries to put in peoples' eyes
If a filly replaced you, no one would notice.
Fillies have shown up claiming to be your coworkers.
They're pretty bad at their job but they're cute and let you scratch their ears on break.
Filly's hooves are backwards
filly
but just
a little bit different
you know?
>>30841719
Top middle and Bottom middle
dibs
Grasp the pony firmly.
>>30841887
okay next
>>30841893
let go of Dash's girlfriend
>>30842000
I don't see Rarity anywhere
>>30842031
they're just fashion buddies
Filly heard about using healing crystals to help you be less of an asshole.
So she talked a bunch of crystal fillies into covering you with their healing energies.
Why is Ember so cute?
>>30842101
>Filly heard about using healing crystals to help you be less of an asshole.
made me laugh
>So she talked a bunch of crystal fillies into covering you with their healing energies.
oh my
http://i.imgur.com/kVyJQzu.jpg
>>30842101
oh no my fingers are growing longer
>>30842141
I like that artist
>>30842162
>My eyes are up here
I've made my choice.
>>30837573
he clearly just channeled the power of giant stallion homoeroticism
>>30842162
Scoot doesnt need no horn to compete with Sweetie belle
>>30842202
well that depends on the competition
How come Sweetie is so good at magic?
>>30841559
Storytime of this is done now.
If any of you here took a look at it, how would you rate it out of 10?
Anything in particular you liked or disliked in it? Anything you're really sad we couldn't see make it into the actual movie?Anything you'd want from this in poster form if you could get it?
>>30842272
she's already surpassed her sister
how can anyone love Rarity after this?
FRESH FROM KAZAKUS
>>30842272
She's literally been learning from Twilight. A shield spell is definitely something Twilight would be comfortable enough with that she could teach it to a filly. She probably learned it around that age too.
>>30841341
Her tiny purble butt excites me so.
>when you try to draw Rarity from weird angles
alright, everyone in the sleep pile
>>30842272
>>30842331
Twilight time never ended
...yo Sweetie Belle is getting magic tutors from The alicorn Princess of Friendship and Bearer of Element of Magic. She's gonna be fuckin GREAT at magic
>>30842343
Alright, those are some of my favorite horses to pile with.
>>30842343
A sleep pile sounds comfy to imagine.
an MLPG sleep pile sounds less comfy and more awkward
>>30842363
And hopefully AB's potion making skills with plants gets good enough that the Apple farm someday won't be perpetually on the brink of bankruptcy.
You wouldn't let a filly practice her magical spells on you.
>>30842405
Only if she promises to turn me into a filly at some point so I can practice with her.
*door slowly creaks open*
>>30842458
Oh cool! I'm totally ready for phase one of becoming a little filly.
>>30842458
That fucking horse would try that shit too.
Before she even has a proper counterspell. "Oh whoops, I was so excited about turning the theory into an applicable spell that it wasn't generic. It was specifically for an Anon from your gender to the opposite one; I can't just cast it again to reverse it."
>>30842476
We all have to make sacrifices, Anon
Your benis will be remembered as a hero
>>30842497
she wanted to steal it to add it to her own, didn't she
>>30842511
>futa penis stealingI wish I could say this concept was new to me, but I've lurked those /d/ threads before.
why isnt she real damn it
>>30842539
because god hates what he created, and in retaliation he cursed us all to long for things that are impossible
If you love some pony set them free.
If you hate them set them free as well.
You can't keep ponies there against their will we've been over this.
>>30842566
what if being kept against their will is pony's fetish?
>>30842520
It's not stealing if it's willingly given!If I'm gonna get myself TG'd, I'm definitely giving my cock away to whichever pony is kind enough to help me get there, and fuck the stuffing out of my new body.
>>30842582same, that's my fetish
>>30842582Y-Yeah, the person you were replying to here. It's my fetish too.
>in the movie book applejack says her friends were healthy as horses
would does that even mean
>>30842617
One leg injury away from getting put down.
I don't do fillies, I am fillies.
>We normally think of salt more as a warm weather requirement. Horses do require about 1-2 ounces of salt per day to provide help meet their requirement for sodium and chloride. This requirement can increase to 4-6 ounces of salt per day in hot climates or under exercise where losses in sweat increase greatly. Inadequate salt in the diet can result in abnormal eating behavior such as licking objects which have salt on them
Reminder to give to your filly their daily dose of salt or your cute little filly will keep licking and sucking your body until she get something salty.
https://derpibooru.org/1506226
Horsecock-endowed Sunset Shimmer throwing a sleepover for all the anons who wish to be girls.Sunset Shimmer underestimating how many new girlfriends she would have for her harem.
>>30842505
>>30837573
>valknut cutie mark
>the asian unicorn horns are slanted
SHUT IT DOWN
What kind of scientist or engineer would SciTwi be?
>>30842658
>>30842702
>>30842695
I want Twilight to engineer my dick
>>30842716
I want to be Dinky daddy
>>30842722
The vagineer.
>>30842726
Too late, I already am.
>>30842747
Hello pony!
>>30842747
Hi Not-Wildfire.
lift yo pegasus
>>30842767
Pegasus mares best mares.
>>30842735
>>30842764
I get it, you have dicks
you can stop metaphorically rubbing it in my face and move on to the literal act
they better be real big though or I'm gonna be disappointed. The only good trap is a massively hung trap.
>>30842735
>>30842764
Even worse than the anal Coco meme.
>>30842771
I miss glacier.
>>30842774
It really is.
>>30842772
>>30841211
>>30842784
>still not deleted
>mods doing their jobs
>>30842784
Nice
Very nice
>>30842788
Fuck off.
>>30842795
Maybe you shouldn't be posting porn on a blue board then :^)
>>30842735
Really tired of this bullshit propaganda being pushed on the show
I want to go back to the old Canterlot times when a group of ponies could've been all unicorns and nobody batted an eye instead of screeching about muh racial diversity
fuck off with shoehorning your token mudhorses and featherbrains everywhere
>>30842806
>He says on a Swedish penis pump instructional manual exchange forum.
>>30842806
R2.
>>30842835
If she farted that butterfly would get some distance.
>>30842835
beautiful, and a nice reminder of why i fell in love with the show in the first place. no matter how bad the movie is this is something that hasbro can never take away from me.
>>30842835
didnt this guy do a full set? is there a celestia?
>>30842837
Yes, but my conditions from >>30842772 still apply
>>30842853
>that hasbro can never take away from me.
yes they can
they will
There will be no more waifus for us.
>>30842896
Life lesson: don't waifu a canon slut.
>>30842896
>try to spoiler the pic
>fail
I'm shit.
>>30842896
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30842907
DWK CALM DOWN
>>30842903
She being a slut is not the problem you retard.
>>30842898
Yes, absolutely.
Nothing like cozy socks and overstuffed panties to set the mood and easy the tension after a long day.
>tfwyou lost your horn and your magic ability before you've even gotten your cutie mark, and instead of helping you through the resulting trauma, your friends abandon you for fancy magic school
>>30842947
what a cunt for refusing to make earth pony friends because she thinks she is superior
>>30842947
But they did help her and support her. It's selfish of her to expect her friends to give up their future to make her feel better.
>>30842967
My friends should grovel at my feet, for they are honoured to be in my presence.
>>30842831
>>30842834
I fap so hard to their lesbianism.
>people kept telling fizzlepop that her horn would grow back
what the fuck why would the doctor tell her this and give her hope if it was never even a possibility
>>30842978
If I told you, that you were an unsavory person with yucky opinions, how would you feel about that?
>>30842991
he sounds cool and you sound like a huge nathan
>>30842991
Like posting more of them, because they make me smile so.
>>30842978
Me too.
It's the best thing that isn't ruined yet.
>>30842945
Maybe you should release those tension of your, and his.
>>30842985
Same reason your parents tell you that Santa Claus is definitely real, or that "good always triumphs", or flubbing survival rates when you get a disease and start to panic. It's not about honesty, it's about giving someone the courage to keep going. And it's also pure bullshit, because lying like that only works like 5% of the time, but we keep doing it because it's more convenient than the grim truth.
Actually, on the topic, what do you think usually happens to a unicorn whose horn breaks? It's not like a pegasus wing that can heal, or can be replaced by a mechanical wing.
>>30843001
How could it be ruined? It's perfect.
>>30843018
By not putting these horses side by side anymore.
Or just giving them boyfriends.
There is so many ways to ruin it.
>>30843017
they could have at least given her a fake horn implant
>>30843000
There seems to be a super hot new trend right now, and it is blowing up right now and capitalizing on the hot new thing.
Oh goody.
>>30843033
Not as far as I'm concerned.
>>30843043
>rarity femdomming aj
I AM AROUSED
>>30843042
What?
>>30843062
>nude teen aj
I AM AROUSED
>>30843043
You're right, let's enjoy while it last.
>Rarity and AJ on a date.
>>30843069
>>30843071
>You talking shit about my waifu?
>>30843058
When aren't you aroused?
>>30843058
AJ likes to humor her since Rarity's magic isn't on par with Twlight's so appul can easily overpower dress horse.
>>30843076
I love this pic.
>>30843066
Rude
>>30839075
the colt/filly that's the focus of the episode doesn't want their cutie mark because they don't want to grow up.
I don't know why, it looks bad but it felt so atmospheric.
>>30843058
Rarity does seem to like having control over other ponies.
I expect no less from shippers. They literally see two characters next to each other then get excited.
>>30843094
It's the sunset. A good sunset will make almost any environment way comfier.
>>30843101
>don't like things!
This is how things works.
>>30843109
Sunsets depress me.
It's like: Welp; another day closer to the end.
>>30843116
I"m pretty sure those sea horses don't have things that work.
>>30843094
These colors are comfy as fuck.
>>30843116
You're not quite there yet though, tray a bit more.
>>30843128
Oh come on anon, you had to post that? It's literally raining right the fuck now but there's no nice, cozy park to walk through nearby.
>>30843121
Can't you see the thing? It's right there.
>>30843098
You really like this pic.
>>30843145
Well now they're not sea horses anymore. Of course they would have the things.
>>30843155
Seahorses have the thing too, it's just a little bit different.
>>30843153
Unicorns molesting ponies with their magic is my fetish.
Threadly reminder, sea horses have dolphin things. They have horizontal caudal fins, therefore they're still mammals, not part pony and part fish. Thanks for your attention.
>>30843168
Prove it.
>>30843176
GOOD fetish
>>30843189
I don't need to. This kind anon did it >>30843187 .
>>30843194
Fair enough.That's a butthole
>>30843197
>spoiler
Well fuck, I can't see shit. Thanks. Deleted.
>>30843199
It's a damn shame. I like those horse's buttholes.
>tfw no Celestia Episode with Luna or alone
>>30843203
22 minutes of cake eating would be pretty boring.
>>30843203
I like Princess episodes
I would like one with Cadence as well
>>30843211
>13 March 2012
Damn that's an early Cadence pic. That's over a month before the wedding.
>>30843201
Horse ponuts are cute.
Here, have this super detailed horse butthole: (*)
>>30843205
I don't see the problem with that.
>>30843211
But Candyass has more episodes than Celestia.
>>30843220
That's not a butthole. That's not a butthole at all.
>>30843221
You're never too old for lewd sister bathtimes.
MetalManDraftForMLPG.mp3
>>30843234
Well, I tried.
Can Tempest be saved as a character, or even a villain if her backstory is totally different from the prequel book?
The novelization doesn't detail her backstory at all.
>>30843249
>fireworks from her horn
>funny name
That's why she's so grumpy.
>>30843241
Or just her chilling with her sister, or alone.
>>30843260
Didn't Every Little Thing She Does basically confirm that the only real time they spend together is breakfast? And that Luna's usually too grumpy to say anything after a long night on the clock?
>>30843255
If I was a powerful unicorn and my parents named me Fizzlepop Berrytwist, I'd become a villain in half a heartbeat.
>>30843269
>Fizzlepop Berrytwist
OK I'm a little out of the loop. I've seen this name a couple of times now. Is this actually her name or just a fandom meme name?
>>30843268
She must have a vacation or something if she been doing this for centuries. Doing something like this for this long would break a pony.
>>30843269
Lots of ponies have cute names
Pinkie Pie didn't become evil
>>30843272
Canon name.
>>30843288
Why is Rumble such a slut?
At least her name isn'tTaserface
>>30843290
He's a pony.
>>30843288
Rumble, no, you're a bloke
>>30843292
>>30843290
His boypussy needs to be constantly filled with cocks and cum.
>>30843296
Stupid lemon and his stupidly attractive poners.
>>30843278
Why is mom so cute and perfect? Also beautiful
>>30843221
I always say there is nothing sexier than a horse in a tub.
>>30843309
She has a dumb horse face
>>30843249
Tell me again how hard it is to have a broken horn
Boo fucking hoo
>>30843314
It's not her front end I'm interested in.
>>30843309
Because why not?
>>30843315
being an earthie must fucken suck hard
>>30843319
>not wanting horsemom blowjobs.
>>30843324
hmmmm... no, ive definitely seen you somewhere before
>>30843359
>>30843359
Serial toucher on the loose
>>30841559
Fuck, I almost miss this. Thank you, Anon! You are doing God's work.
holy fuck that's awesome
>>30843392
See, now that looks so much more badass.
>>30843392
Good think it wasn't in the movie. Girls arent suppose to like things that are awesome
>>30843392
Wow, edgy
This made me audibly cringe thinking that they would add something like this to a movie for little kiddos
The hacks who even thought of this better be out of the job
>>30843392
"I wanted to work for Blizzard"
They should make an open world RPG based on Equestria
>>30843402
Dude, have you ever seen the start of "Rescue at Midnight Castle"?
Poners have been doing surprise edgy since G1.
>>30843424
We can't have nice things
>not publishing those badass pics in that RPG book
Fucking hasbro.
SHOO BE DOO
SHOO SHOO BE DOO
>>30843439
Under the sea! Under the sea!
There'll be no accusations,
just friendly crustaceans!
Under the sea!
>>30843413
The first seasons had some fun material and images.
>>30843449
appul is eternally appul
gg, Google
>>30843449
iirc, the first real word Pinkie says (other than GASP) is SURPRISE!
>>30843402
Couldn't have said it any better brotha. Fuck the kids, they're too stupid to have cool characters
>>30843402
LMAO i know right???? too much edge 4 me
>>30843439
rarity is a very slutty fish
Twilight made it very clear several times in the last episodes of Season 7 that she will never have children. Anyone else think that's some major foreshadowing?
Wait, why do people think purple with never procreate?
This is Equestria, even turbo autists can breed there.
Would you?
>>30843434
I'dmake him big
and also___yes___
>>30843506
Well after she sacrificed her child to bring back Celestia back in Season 1 the witch doctor zebra said she'd never be able to have kids
new horse when?
>>30843526
It's done. No more horse.
Righteous Fire!
>>30833647
>>30833647
>>30833647
>>30843550
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's goin' down.
This General's been on life support for years now. Wake up and realize that this shit won't last forever.
Sure, we all like to believe that MLPG will never end, but it will. And this goddamn thread will be the final nail in the coffin.
>>30843559
Now I have to look up the fucking song.I've been listening to it for 20 years on the radio and have no idea what it's called
>>30843559
there's pony lines being drawn
>>30843567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A
>>30843559
hmm
nah
>>30843506
you saved the bad version on purpose, didn't you
>>30843569
Posting it right after I found it. Nice timing.Nobody's right, if everybody's wrong
>>30843569
There's pony lines being drawn
And much pony to be done
By the people who are
still alive
>>30843593
>>30843593
>>30843593
Head east?
I love Rainbow Dash.