Manly as fuck edition
Latest Episode is 716: Campfire Tales
Written by Barry Safchik & Michael Platt
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ybo28
The Movie Prequel #3 still storytimed here!
>>30786483
My Little Pony The Movie (The Junior Novel) storytimed here!
>>30832018
>>30829127
Previous thread.
715: Triple Threat
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xf5uv
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>colt
I want to finger Capper until his cute little barbed cock mats his fur with cum.
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
B A R B E D
>filly
Big adventure!
>>30832448
NOI
O
I
>>30832461
Tons of curves!
They should make a spinoff web series of shorts focusing on background ponies.
>>30832475
A beautiful tum!
>>30832490
That sounds terrible actually
>>30832490
I'd watch the heck out of it so long as they use actual background horses from ponyville
I want the show to focus on lore and worldbuilding.
>>30832537
Anon, this is the current year
We have to have as many memes and meta jokes as possible
I want the show to focus on vore and gutbuilding.
>>30832448
>Dashcon
I want the show to focus on scootalove and sisterly bonding.
>>30832537
The upcomingsphinxepisode might be based in true Equestrian history and that could be nice. I've still been saying for seasons now, that I would love to hear more about Zecora's homeland. Maybe in the upcoming episodes we get with her she might talk about it, or we could get a flashback to what it's like there.
>>30832461
>>30832504
>no bellybutton
>>30832566
I'm betting thats the daring do episode and its just going to be another version of ahuizotl and his temple
Totally out of place and left entirely unexplained, but still pretty cool
>>30832572
I know for a couple screenshots someone already edited one in, the first one popped up minutes after the caps first rolled in.
Rank the episodes of the season so far, from best to worst.
My wife is so pretty.
Is yours, mlpg?
>>30832601
I only have to rate a single episode since the last time.
10/10
1. Parental Glideance
2. The Perfect Pear
9/10
3. Campfire Tales
8/10
4. Fluttershy Leans In
5. Not Asking For Trouble
6. Forever Filly
7. Hard to Say Anything
7/10
8. All Bottled Up
9. Discordant Harmony
10. A Flurry Of Emotions
11. Triple Threat
6/10
12. Celestial Advice
13. Honest Apple
5/10
14. Rock Solid Friendship
3/10
15. Fame and Misfortune
2/10
16. A Royal Problem
>>30832606
My wife's hair looks like gummi worms.
>>30832617
>glideance above perfect pear
>royal problem that low
Please avoid shitposting in the future.
Rank the songs of the season so far, from best to worst.
>>30832633
No.
>>30832606
BARBED
A
R
B
E
D
>>30832645
10/10
1. Best Friends Until the End of Time
2. You're In My Head Like a Catchy Song
3. Flawless
9/10
4. Battle for Sugar Belle
>>30832661
>anything above Catchy Song
>sugar belle song rated 9/10
I asked you nicely not to shitpost.
>the entire movie plot is available online now
Welp, it's time to avoid all the MLP related resources. See you niggas on October 12.
>>30832667
No.
>>30832680
It's shit
>>30832680
Do the girls win?
No one is allowed to waifu this.
>>30832699
Don't talk that way about your mother, anon.
>>30832680
I'm already dissapointed to be honest after reading that book. Only the animation and song can save this movie
>>30832705
I want some zebradom cukolding porn of her.
>>30832705
except Bright Mac
I think Spike actually has a good deal of depth.
>>30832752
Yeah, he got that from years of practice with Shining Armor.
>Best Friends Until the End of Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ow5OhwrWCQ
>Battle for Sugar Belle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8rKkbS4wWs
>You're In My Head Like a Catchy Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOsTRTMvpsk
>Flawless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT_S-ShiOtQ
They're all so different it's hard to rank them so far, they each hit the mark they were aiming for.
goodnight, /mlpg/
>>30832781
wow that's lewd
>>30832762
Which Equestria Girl has the biggest tiddies?
>>30832781
it seems that bed is designed for one occupant
So how many specific fruit themed families do you suppose there are?
>>30832841
Are there any scandalous accusations of bra stuffing?
>>30832874
one for every fruit
>>30832874
>waiting for Kiwi family with New Zealand accents
>>30832908
what a waste of a unicorn
>>30832908
That seems like it could get excessive
Did the ancient earth pony lands have wars of the fruit or something
>>30832919
All hornheads are good hornheads
>>30832919
She probably owns or operates a hotel or something
>>30832762
I mean, he's smart for his age, but he likes things a kid would like (Hoofball, sweets and comic books), and he's insecure (His worst fear is Twilight no longer needing him).
>>30832922
Where the basement suite is always available, right?
>>30832936
of course but those are expensive
>>30832921
What is it about unicorns that makes them all so cute?
>>30832920
Probably.
https://derpibooru.org/536170
>>30832944
They're the most elegant horses around and often come with good designs like most of the mares that show up in Canterlot Boutique
>>30832975
I wonder how big peach filly's family is. Earth ponies tend to have large families, usually focused on horticulture.
>>30832841
these things are great
>>30833015
massive
motherly
mammaries
>>30832841Derpy
>>30833034
The thin waists emphasize the bust just the right way.
>>30833073
Trixie's legs in this edit are amazing.
>>30833083
Yeah
>>30833083
But of course! Everything about Trixie is amazing! Especially the part of her show where she makes some very unusual items disappear into some very unusual places...
>all this barbieposting
That mean that everyone leave MLPG to avoid spoilers and the ones that don't care about the ponies at all stay?
You catch the fillies doing a camshow.
>>30833127
Shut up BEA.
>>30833135
Can I take photos with the fillies?
>>30833127
>the ones that don't care about the ponies at all stay
This is the single dumbest meme I've ever seen
What reason would I have to hate ponies if I like a pony movie series?
>>30833135
Lame, they only have a tea party and then a hugs party.
>>30833145
Funny how Appul is the only one wearing stockings, maybe she always wears them under her rough and beat up jeans to feel sexy all day.
>>30833156
>not wanting to watch the fillies adorably having a hug party on webcam
>>30832781
Night
>>30833163
that's a really hot thought
applejack being more and more overtly sexual, showing more cleavage, tighter shorts, accidentally leaning over to show you her breasts and ass all day long
what do
>>30833205
Work hard, play hard.
I can't believe the movie sucks giant horsecock
Not even memes or cute ponies could save this godawful plot
http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/164560090962/new-my-little-ponies-designed-by-neural-network
>>30833253
We'll still watch it.
>>30833365
eeyup
>>30833253
I'm sure you would prefer it is the movie was literally about sucking giant horse cocks.
>>30833384
I mean it'd make it better
>>30832421
now THIS episode is what I call comfy
>>30833428
It's literally campfire tales, that's pretty cozy.
Minus ten horse points
>>30833496
what the fuck did I do
Can someone give me a short version of that junior novel
>>30833531
>>30833531
It's Equestria Girls and Twilight's Kingdom rolled into one giant shitfest
>>30833542
>>30833542
This is why you don't have friends Anon.
I can't believe that Glimmerfags are talking shit about the movie because after their waifu was a main character in literally every premiere and finale since season 5, she is irrelevant for the first time in years and they're mad.
I love it. This movie is already a 10/10 for me.
What happen with the other book?
Storytime when?
>>30833578
>I love it.
How incredibly droll, if you find pleasure in that then I guarantee you don't add anything interesting to the conversation otherwise.
>>30833599
HAHAHA SALT
>>30833578
>everybody who doesn't agree with me is X
Here's one out of pity.
>>30833544
That's sad to hear.
I mean it's not that surprising because Hasbro's policy of having everything not connected so that anyone can just jump in.
Someone who hasn't seen the show at all should be able to grasp what's going in the movie without any problem which puts a lot of limitations on what they can do with the story and the characters.
Maybe if they is a second movie they'll have less restrictions.
Still the movie might still be fun to watch. It has cute ponies being cute.
>>30833578
>she is irrelevant for the first time in years and they're mad.
That's a silly thing to be mad about especially when A Canterlot Wedding exist.
I mean you have a finale where the only relevant characters are Twiggles, Cadence and the villain.
Everyone else is irrelevant and acts retarded.
I mean fuck sake Fluttershy doesn't even have any lines in part 2.
>>30833578
Anon the movie gives us the worst villains in pony history
I'd take Sombra again over this
>>30833578
>glimmerfag
>literally only two pic of glimmer in that storytime
You need to accept that some anon don't like EQG1 plot tier in the first pony movie
>>30833635
>>30833651
>gyeheheh so salty my dude why aren't you eating shit like us real fans?
>>30832865
>tfw me and my three friends has to sleep in a one person bed after a night of drunk.
>realizes how it felt totally gay rubbing our bodies to each other
>>30833664
>if i don't like it, it's shit
Easy there with your hot opinions, champ.
Spike’s slowly been getting more responsibilities. He made sure Starlight and Sunburst became friends again in Crystalling, and now he’s a Friendship Ambassador.
>>30833619
Nobody is mad because of that, anon. Some people don't like it for reasons, but it's easier to claim they're salty glimmerfags than to listen.
>>30833688
Pinkie is an ambassador too. With the yaks.
>>30833630
sleep tight
What's everyone's problem with the movie?
>>30833717
not enough fillies
>>30833717
Whole movie plot leaked that is basically a extended version of Twilight's Kingdom.
>>30833717
I can't tell you, I have not seen the movie yet.
>>30833729
Twilight's Kingdom was a good episode.
>>30833717
Not enough best hoers
Anon, 2016: people who don't like season 6 are salty contrarians! season 6 is the best season ever, if you don't like it, fuck off!
Anon, 2017: oh god the movie is shit for reasons! you're not allowed to like it! I'm not a glimmerfag, I swear guise!
This is simply too beautiful.
>>30833744
But did it need to be done twice and this time with an edgy Glimmer rehash?
>Turns the three princesses into stone
>Damages or destroys countless properties
>Puts all of the citizens of Canterlot into CHAINS and forces them to pace back and forth endlessly just for shits and giggles, creating undue humiliation and torment
>Usurps their castle
>Terrorizes, stalks, belittles, and endangers Twilight and her friends
>Forces ponies Twilight knew into chains and carry her in a cage to the throne room
>Does everything for her own selfish head-boner, doesn't have a higher calling like Starlight or anything, concepts like the suffering of others are alien to her and her prequel novel shows she herself is the only cause of her sorry excuse for a life despite being shown every kindness by her own kind, she ran away from it
>Up until Storm King is messing with the heavens is expecting him to keep his word, only begins changing after she finds out he was playing her all along like the moron she is and only now when she has no other option does she decide to switch sides
>one '''''selfless'''' sacrifice later after Storm King had already been stopped, she is immediately forgiven by every pony around her who seem to have conveniently forgotten she was more or less the sole cause of every second of danger, mistreatment, enslavement, theft, and complete usurpation of their nation's main powers
>Gets to go to a party and shoot off fireworks having paid zero consequences for what she's done
WOW
O
W
>>30833793
Surely it's not that bad.
>>30833717
Generic, boring and predictable. Shitty villains with no motivation, another illogical redemption, M6 reduced to their most basic characterizations, I don't like the design of the new characters. It's a whole lotta nothing.
>>30833801
I miss the Smurfs movie style fake synopsis from years ago
>>30833793
Wow! And you lads thought destroying the whole planet and getting off the hook was bad.
Is Thorax older than Spike?
>>30833839
Spike is supposed to be near the CMC's ages.
So yeah Thorax is basically asking a kid for help on how to lead a kingdom.
>>30833793
Tempest did nothin wrong.
She was a victim of society!
>>30833816
Starlight is just a egomaniac cult leader who knew what she was doing.
What kind of genitals does Thorax have?
>>30833887
A wise leader will consider all views, just because you ask someone a question doesn't mean that will be how you answer it.
While Thorax and Ember are arguing over whether the SNES or Genesis was better, Spike says he was a PlayStation kid.
What happens?
>>30833915
Is there an upper or lower limit to how far he can morph his body? He turned himself into a huge bear, so he does seem to have room to grow.
>>30833793
Didn't Trixie pretty much do the same thing?
I think ponies like being enslaved and put in chains at this point.
>>30833918
They scratch his disks.
>>30833945
All of them?
>>30833940
Fitting since they're both former stallions
Behold guys, this will be villain of the season 8.
>>30833954
Even his demo disks.
What consoles did the Mane 6, Starlight and Spike grow up playing?
>>30833979
That's horrible.
>>30833965
Trixie was always a mare.
she's a mare of many chairs
>>30833990
Then why does she have a huge dick?
>>30833990
Memecanon >>>>>>> canon >>>>> headcanon
>>30834006
Because it's a maredick, and they tend to be big.
>>30834004
>>30834004
Not a princess of modesty.
>>30834027
>>30834027
>>30834032
https://derpibooru.org/1141089
>>30834004
I see that little dark patch under her leg.
>>30834006
I would love Trix even if she had a huge cock and sweaty balls
Anyone else expecting to be disappointed by the movie?
>>30834069
At this point I just expect cute ponies
>>30834069
|Can I watch the movie with MLPG?
>>30834069
I think it'll be fun. Pirates, seaponies, cute animation, and our beloved ponies finally on the big screen.
Don't listen to the neighsayers
>>30834069
How can you expect to be disappointed? That means you're already expecting the movie to be bad, so if it turns out bad, you can't really be disappointed anymore.
Anyone else expecting to become a mare?
>>30834104
I'd rather be a stallion, they get more development.
>>30834104
Only if I'm a unicorn
I'm starting to see Ponified memes everywhere as the airing date of the movie gets closer. It feels like we've gone back to 2011 and 2012 sometimes.
It might not be the return of the GOLDEN AGE, but the Fandom is definitely becoming popular again.
>>30834113
An excellent choice, but I wish that was a legit reason
>>30834124
keep dreaming
Sweetie Belle says she's too grown up to watch the MLP movie.
>>30834104
I'd rather be a filly.
>>30834140
I got some pornos we can watch at home
>>30834140
I will take scootacute instead.
She is the filliest filly of the CMC now.
what happened mlpg
when did Scootaloo become even fillier than Sweetie?
Guys, I think I married to many ponies and that's why there are guards and police ponies at my door.
>>30834170
Try and marry one of them and report back.
>>30834168
Nothing lasts forever.
>>30834168
She got a "family", she don't need to pretend to be rough anymore.
>>30834140
You're never too grown up to like pony
Just like balloon animals
>>30834229
She really enjoy riding her new daddy. Such lovely daddy little girl
I'm thinking about leaving /mlp/. It's just too negative here.
>>30834190
god I want to cuddle her so much and rub her belly
>>30834246
seriously, FUCK ponies
>>30834229
>someone might have fapped to this gif
What if the movie outdoes Frozen at the box office?
>>30834246
Are you the consciousness incarnate of this thread and you still have delusions of leaving the board?
>>30834281
please use safe for filly language
>>30834290
It could happen.
>>30834296
Fuck no.
>>30834296peeved
>>30834306
>>30834310
*kiss*
>>30834329
she doesn't do that for free you know
I still haven't watched all of encampment flame stories.
>Colt
No scrunchin
>>30834345
All you need to know is that Dash trapped them in the cave and when the rescue party found them a few days later, well for some reason Dash was missing.
>>30834306
>>30834345
is Rainbow Dash a dog?
>>30834365
I want to touch a filly's ears.
>>30834371
you'll give them an ear infection
>>30834366
A hot dog, sure! Does that term even have any meaning to you?
>>30834388
>>30834342
I will pay any price for that green lovely
She must be mine
>>30834393
Just go do that thing you do. That's how ponies get by.
>>30834407
>Dashfags will defend this
>>30834399
It doesn't cost much to get attention from her.
>>30834438
I know, I can't believe how girly she is with those sappy feelings for Scootaloo
makes me sick
>>30834438
>I'm so proud of you, little buddy!~
>>30834438
Yeah, we know that dash hooves is touching scoot filly bits, but you can blame her?
>>30834446
is she
pissing herself?
>>30834452
You ruined the picture for me.
>>30834452
You made the picture good for me.
>>30834452
>>30834463
>>30834485
oh
sorry
Filly reminds you to trust in Lord Illidan's plan.
Cheating unicorns.
>>30834504
>>30834504
>posting porn on a blue board
>>30834504
>porn
It's a Tuesday, yet I can't think of a more fitting song.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vxlg7
>>30834518
>>30834548
>>30834550
Are you just pretending this is lewd to drum attention? This passes standards, and has before, nothing scandalous here.
What was Equestria like in the 60s?
>>30834561
>Rarity nonchalantly fucking Dash with a dildo while playing vidya
>not lewd
These are fantasies I masturbate to, anon
>>30834561
It really depends on the janitor's mood if it is considered too lewd.
>>30834564
You'll have to excuse me, I didn't mean to say it isn't lewd, I just meant to say it will slip by the lenient filter that governs this place.
There's going to be an antifa-style "anti-protest" if that porn doesn't get deleted.
>>30834605
little meta is fine, you're pushing it now. Do you really care or are you just pointing something out so you can pretend later on if it happens?
>>30834438
That was so fucking cute, I loved this scene.
>>30834623
Yes I fucking care.
I've been banned for far less.
This is a blue board, that's porn.
Everywhere that I go~
Everything that I do~
I can't shake these
Monday Blues!~~
>>30834630
So have I, but unlike you I'm not being a little bitch about it.
>>30834646
Except that you ARE being a little bitch by not reporting all the shit that breaks the rules. Instead you just knelt down and let a janitor shit in your mouth.
>>30834642
Everywhere I go~
Bitches always know~
The Charlie scene~
Has got a weenie~
That he love to show~
(Bitch)
>>30834642
what's wrong with bein blue?
>>30834630
You're being silly.
>>30834655
How is not being a rulefag being a janitor's bitch?
>>30834674
Are you blue? Are you a Rainbow? Are you a pegasus?
>>30834676
>get shat on
>just close your mouth and let em keep doing it
>can't be a rulefag, gotta be a good lil goy
>>30834692
That's obviously Applejack
>>30834692
>>30834700
Literally who?!
>>30834701
Rainbow Dash!
>>30834694
Seriously, what drugs are you on? Rulefags who report everything borderline are the ones slurping the janitor's ass and being subservient little fags.
>>30834705
>Literally who?!
One day you people will learn to love the apple
>>30834714
>borderline
What's fucking "borderline" about porn?
They have a job, make them do it.
>>30834716
Oh I know her, you think she can't pull on me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYDFnDr81JQ
where did it all go so wrong
>>30834742
Just curious, would you consider this porn?
>>30834774
When they made Rarity fall for a cat
Not even Sia can save us now.
>>30834774
>>30834774
Was this uploaded on Derpibooru already?
Have you noticed Spike usually gets more episodes in even-numbered seasons?
Don't get coy with me, MLPG. I know what you like.
https://derpibooru.org/1522083
>>30834786
Would you leave that image on your computer if you worked at a place where looking at ponies was acceptable?
>>30834818
>>30834774
Anon, it's for the little kiddos
It's SUPPOSED to be shit
If you expect quality from a girls' movie you must have brain damage
>>30834821
I remember one of the very first /mlp/ crackdowns, that's almost the exact words they used. Apparently /mlp/ would be a SFW board, but the rules would be enforced loosely. Biggest mistake of the board.
>>30834821
Probably not, because what is acceptable in a professional environment is different from a causal environment. That pic and pic related is something I would not leave out for anyone at work to see despite it not being pornographic in any way, yet it is still acceptable for this board.
>>30834818
looks like Marty in a wig
>>30834873
Stupid sexy yet SFW fillies.
>>30834893
Billions sold overnight!
Artist has no idea why!I wouldn't know why either.
>>30834907
Such a tight little filly rump.
Is MLPG a proper work environment?
>>30834907
those donuts will go straight to her filly
>>30834971
Having worked at the Work Office for many years I can say that yes it is
>>30834907
She's so long and skinny
sir that is a teen filly
>>30834978
Ripe and ready for impregnation.
>>30834996
nice
Scootacute.
>>30834981
>>30834971
What's my starting wage?
>>30835005
Fillies should wear panties more often.
>>30835012
Minimum.
You can spend 5 hours/week with the company's filly, too.
Remember guys, scootaloo isn't for sexual anymore because, she is a daughteru now. Never lewd your filly daughter.
You can lewd sweetie belle instead.
>>30835023
Best pony and I have already started a company, and I'm happy to say we don't need you.
>>30835038
Always lewd the filly daughteru.
Filly is playing Parappa the Rapper.
I love fillies!
>>30835007
>Sweetie walks around with a giant vibrator.png
>>30835054
Dinky is a daddy slut, she don't count
I'm really sick, if I die here can you guys pretend to be a little less gay and pedophiley?
Big soft mare butts.
>>30835107
we gonna to bury you with a lot of photos with naked fillies inside your coffin
>>30835116
I got lots of those.
>>30835116
Featureless mare butts
>>30835107
Nah.
>>30835124
>Featureless
pls nounf
>>30835107
No
>>30835124
Featureless?
Bottom line, this is a SAFE FOR WORK board, like all other blue boards. It's it isn't something you'd want to pop up on your screen at work, it's not allowed.
>>30835150
So all of 4chan is nsfw then.
>>30835159
>>30835150
/a/ is SFW and is has loli lewds 24/7.
>>30835165
And you're reporting it, right?
>>30835168
>Reporting.
>>30835153
She used to be so clumsy and dull...
>>30835168
Why would I?
Is Spike picking up Twilight's bad habits? He insisted that Starlight follow the list Twilight made for her reunion with Starlight, and his worrying in Triple Threat was similar to Twilight in Lesson Zero.
It's getting late but I still have work to do.
Bring in the Caffeine Filly
Itty bitty teen titties.
I'm leaving the fandom. I've come to the conclusion that the show is no longer for me.
>>30835255
See you tomorrow
I'm leaving MLPG forever guy, good bye________________________________________________________________________________sorry___________________________________________________________________
Filly is princess of the north now.
>>30835313
Rar is really sniffing in AJ's scent there
>>30835321
smelling is hot
>>30835313
>Scootaloo will never use you as a boat
>>30835352
what if she has to go to the bathroom?
>>30835361
my mouth can be used as a toilet for fillies
>>30835361
I'd rather tell them to go to the bathroom first.
>>30835374
>>30835361
She can pee off the edge like any rational pony.
>>30835400
no no no
less butt
LESS BUTT
>>30835382
captcha pone lives with me
>>30835400
Is this official.
>>30835281
What did I do this time?
>>30835400
>More butt.
Discord needs more butt.
Filly
The unbooped
Friend of dragons
Breaker of vases
the ponies are chanting "this is where you belong" outside your window
>>30835538
I'm gonna boop that filly
Pony wants something
>>30835556
use your words, pony
or do you actually just want a bunch of bark
Filly wants you to bend the knee.
>>30835587
i only bend the knee to two things, celestias ponut and the Carl's Jr. Jalapeño Six Dollar Thickburger
>>30835587
whatfor'some?
Princess Cadence needs our help.
>>30835613
I'm going to help by petting her and feeding her a sugar cube.
>>30835556
if you want another apple blast you know the price
>>30835587
i will bend to the filly who has the most dragons
>>30835623
that would honestly solve 99% of all problems equestria faces
>>30835613
Yeah she's really become stone cold ever since the birth
>>30835634
Would you pet Tirek and feed him sugarcubes Anon?
4 days.
>>30835631
>>30834342
Can I get a link to this comic?
>>30835705
no dont read it.
it breaks so much official fanon you will only rage in anger
>>30835705
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=comic%3Amagic+touch&sf=created_at&sd=asc
>>30835716
Filly of the House Smallhorse, the First of Her Name, The Unbooped, Queen of the Sandals, the Horselord and the First Fillies, Queen of Mareen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven and a half Kingdoms, Breaker of Vases and Acquaintance of Dragons
>>30835736
>boop
>>30835736
This is Princess Cadence.
She's Princess of the North.
>>30835729
>lyra loves hands
>is lesbean
>married to bonbon
>likes to sit on bench
ITS OFFICIAL
How will you honour your waifu if she passes away?
>>30835743
10/10
>>30835785
if you throw a dead body into the mirror pond what happens?
>>30835824
Unlimited horse meat!
Yummo
>>30835824
Nothing, the magic requires a living soul*
>>30835859
are you implying fillies have souls??
>>30835865
yeah
the average filly has at least half a dozen
some have far more
give me filly panty flavor
>>30835829
What a cute cannibal
So, colt, tell me your life story.
>>30835946
just the usual, slappin and plappin with the bros.
>>30835950
This Dash scares me.
She could make me eat her ass and there's nothing I could do to stop it from happening.
>My Little Pony The Movie (The Junior Novel) storytimed here! >>30832018
>That whole everything
That was awful. How this will revive the fandom?
At this rate the next season will be the last one after this movie flop.
>>30835983
I fucking hope so.
>>30835983
It was never going to revive the fandom, let's not kid ourselves.
>>30835966
Right? I love the look on her face. Confident suggestiveness? I'm not even sure how to describe that smirk. Like you said, it looks like she's about to get whatever the hell she wants and she knows it.
>>30836005
they knew the movie would be terrible so they are shotgunning a ton of new waifus at the autistic brony fandom hoping that enough stick to keep people interested.
>>30836018
But only there are only two new mares
The rest are furries and fishpones
>>30836033
I'm ok with people having fish waifus. I've come to accept that.
>>30835983
i didnt think it would be so bad but i got physically angry reading it
like i can feel myself distancing from the fandom kind of bad. this writing does feel like mlp at all, something is missing here.
>>30836033
The fishpones are the new waifus.
>>30835983
>they made applejack a retard
>capper has all the answers
>rarity falling for him
time to get the rope, the rides over fellas
You have to remember that kids are spastic little fuckers, and they'll be happy as long as there's bright colours zipping around the screen and lots of music.
>>30836053
Rarity just wants love, and all of the ponies hate her after the journal incident
>>30836053
>they made applejack a retard
>implying
>>30834774
What happened to the budget? Did Hasbro take back 90% to make another transformers movie?
Filly doesn't understand why you guys are so obsessed with boops. It's just touching somepony's nose.
>>30835983
i am going to gather up all of my pony bros and we are going to protest the movie outside of the theater with signs, telling parents not to bring their kids in.
>>30836089
Time to boop her and stole her boop virginity
>>30836069
It's okay, she'll have a fairytale ending where she finds her princes
>the ponies literally kill the bad guy this time smashing him to pieces
didnt see that coming
>>30836103
King Sombrero
>>30836103
Well he kind of an heroed himself
>>30836119
That was more the Crystal Heart than Twiggles and friends
>>30836103
they leaked the movie script?
>ponies made fun of fizzlepops horn so she wants to kill everyone
thats her entire backstory jeezus fucken christ
>>30836133
The novel version of the movie is out
>>30836133
yes, prepare your asshole for a brutal pounding
>>30836134
>ponies made fun of fizzlepops horn so she wants to kill everyone
They ignored the prequel book?
Tempest friends never made fun of her and they actually support her after the accident every day.
>>30836134
If you had a name like Fizzlepop you would want to kill everything too.
>>30836134
Don't make unicorn fillies sad
Who knows what they'll turn into when they grow up
>>30836138
They spoiled the movie? Lol.
>>30836142
I'm not even going to watch that non canon shit movie.
>>30836142
oh boy!
Is it my birthday?
>>30836156
pinkie's name is pinkie pie and she doesn't
>>30836177
The fuck is a Pinkie?
>>30836183
Panko
>>30835983
>capper and rarity hug at the end
RIP rarity fags
why the hell did i just have to fill out 7 captchas in a row
>>30836159
this is not actually too uncommon
novelizations can often release before a movie premiere
the phantom menace novelization was out a month before the movie
and that was star wars
>>30835983
I'm fucking speechless... I'm genuinely depressed. Why did they let this happen?
>>30835983
>Taking Junior Novels as the real thing
>>30836223
>Anon summons his Persona
>>30836223
They shot for as "Safe" of a movie plot as possible for the normies under the impression that fans will show up no matter what.
its a very common practice when a move comes out (see bayformers). I just don't understand WHY they keep doing it, since unless you got mindless flash like bay, it just ends up failing miserably since you piss off fans and normies won't care enough to show up/
its like how the japanese tried to make a metroid game for Japanese people and assumed western fans would buy other M no matter what, and were confused when the japanese audience didn't give a shit despite having it tailored 100% to their social views and western fans were enraged.
>>30836246
>shilling
this pain hurts more than when i lost my job or the last time i was rejected by girl
>>30836246
the problem is, it tells us how the climax goes; they're not just going to have a completely different ending occur, this isn't here just to confuse us bronies as a joke.
And that climax is shit. Honestly, storm king is a terrible villain as well, and there's very little they could do to make him NOT shit unless they were outright lying in that book.
>>30836260
It's still a show for young children and the main purpose is to make children buy the toys.
Seeing how that is the main purpose they don't really care as much for movie sales. Also since getting new fans is their main objective they need to make sure everyone understands what's going on without prior knowledge of the show, which greatly limits the writing because you need to quickly establish the world, the main characters, who is who and then the story.
Also having the movie have the characters in their most basic form still allow people who haven't watch the show but want to watch it see the characters grow and all that stuff.
If there is a second movie I think that the writers will have more freedom for it.
A filly has no name.
>>30836301
>If
You know that's a freaking BIG if. the brony fandom is popping like a soap bubble (Brony con has dropped over 40% in 2 years, equestria daily is struggling to stay aloft, and this board is slowing down), the ratings for the show are crashing, the comics are dropping and barely a shadow of what they were previously, and even pony toy sales have begun dropping in the past couple years.
NEVER bank on "Well we have all our GOOD stuff for the next movie!" as a plan.
>>30836299
>>30836273
>Shilling
You're funny
I'm not going to spoil myself on the movie potentially a month out. Makes no sense to get incredibly bent out of shape. I personally think that critics will like this movie more than the fanbase.
>>30836365
>I know nothing about it, but I think people will like it
Only a fool would face a pack of fillies on open ground.
>>30836365
whether you spoil yourself or not doesn't affect what the reality of what we're getting IS.
>>30836354
>, and even pony toy sales have begun dropping in the past couple years.
That's wrong
The brand has been underperforming but if you read the quarterly and annual reports you'll see that pony toy sales still have been increasing, EqG is doing so shit that it's dragging the brand down.
The only exception is last quarter where pony toy sales weren't as good as last year's quarter.
Bronies are irrelevant since most of the toys are still bought by children and their parents.
The comics are even more irrelevant since Hasbro isn't paying for them.
Also if you look at G3 and G3.5 you'll see how badly the toys need to fucking sale to make Hasbro do anything. Incredibly fucking bad. And even then G3.5 still got a few years where they got DVD specials a few times per year.
why is there only ugly people at every brony meetup
>>30836386
>Also if you look at G3 and G3.5 you'll see how badly the toys need to fucking sale to make Hasbro do anything. Incredibly fucking bad. And even then G3.5 still got a few years where they got DVD specials a few times per year.
3.0 also cost maybe a quarter and a cup of coffee to make; the production costs on those things was ABYSSMAL, so the profit margins were fucking massive by comparison to FIM where each episode costs a boatload of money (and this movie costs like 50 million to make)
they need massively larger returns to justify FIM going compared to 3.0/3.5. I mean, look at 3.5, it was virtually static pictures that just jiggled while people did voice overs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2LCSzPcvrw
https://derpibooru.org/1523241
badgerben really went downhill
>>30836422
That's not 3.5 nigga
Those were some shit made only for the web or something.
This is 3.5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RnQ5JDfR2Q
>>30836438
That's also really shitty production values, especially compared to FIM.
Gen 3 filly wants to play dress-up
>>30836422
A Flash based show is not so costly as you might think.
time to shop for a new fandom to be a horrible creep in
>>30836444
It's still irrelevant for them.
The toys are what is making money.
Ratings are irrelevant because they don't make money of the show.
The cartoon isn't expensive to make since it's flash, and because it's being made in Canada, they don't have to follow the retarded US laws that forces studios to pay VAs more each season. This isn't the Simpsons where 90% of the budget is just the VA pay.
This movie won't be relevant since they are making a shitton of movie merch and that's how they plan to make the money back.
Also this gen won't end anytime soon because Hasbro has made new fucking molds for the toys. They wouldn't make new molds that will be used for 1 year.
How horrible friends, worst than Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdX1kldYdCg
>>30836466
>This movie won't be relevant since they are making a shitton of movie merch and that's how they plan to make the money back.
Remember friendship games and how Hasbro made a shitton of toys for that one (more than either of the previous movies) on the assumption of it selling?
remember how well that went?
>>30836472
Yes.
And despite doing so fucking horrible and losing so much fucking money that the fucking brand lost value despite the pony toys selling they are still making a shitton of EqG today.
Hasbro is very stubborn.
>>30836478
I sometimes wonder how Hasbro is still a thing. One of their newest IPs (Hanazuki) is barely relevant, yet it already has a movie and a second season planned.
>>30836470
i hated it at first but then started to like it as it went on
>>30836478
They're only continuing EQG because they managed to miraculously do a 180 with the Minis toys; if they hadn't done such a massive combback with them, they would have ended at LOE.
We must pony harder.
Mares.
Guard mares.
>>30836493
They didn't do any miraculous 180 with the mini toys.
EqG is doing so badly that they stopped talking about it in financial reports and are hiding it's failure under the MLP brand.
They used to talk separately about MLP and EqG, now EqG isn't even mentioned anymore anywhere.
Read the goddamn quarterly and annual reports on their website.
>>30836491
They are doing something right seeing how they are making a shitton of money, having yearly growth while their rival, Mattel is in the gutter.
dont be sad about your horn fizzlepop atleast you dont have a weirdo thin curved jap horn
and you are still superior to earth ponies
>>30836529
cute serious no-nonsense mares, not for booping while on duty
>>30835983
KEKED
U
C
K
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>Fillies in uniform.
>>30836546
now theres a mare who loves a good old fashion viking orgy
>>30836564
Poor Rarifriends
They didn't deserve this
>>30835743
The Princess in the North should stay in the north.
>>30836576
Rarity's tough. Name calling (or any abuse) don't bite on her
Looks like this filly needs a bath.
>>30836605
>Name calling don't bite on her
Are we talking about the same character?
>>30836584
Plot twist, she's actually the one true heir to the Equestrian Throne.
>>30836576
I'm on seventh season of the pony show, I mastered the art of not acknowledging or ignoring the bad parts of it and tuning out non canon material like the comics, EqG or the movie that don't align with my autism.
In other words, I've transcended above and beyond the emotion of anger.
>>30836633
its a good thing rarity's not magically powerful like twilight or Glimmer, because she's a stones throw away from having a mental breakdown over tiny shit.
>>30836633
To be fair that wasn't just name calling.
That was ponies literally saying she shouldn't be in the friendship journal, that she's a stuck up bitch because they don't have reading comprehension, and boycotting her fucking shop because said book.
SPOILER ALERT
ONE OF THE VA'S IS A PEDO
>>30836650
...you mean he's a regular here?
>>30836650
Liev is a fillyposter?
>>30836650One of us! One of us!
Why are fillies so fuckable?
>>30836675
Their tiny legs make it harder for them to outrun you.
>>30836668
unironically gas yourself
>>30836675
Cute Horny tiny horse that are hungry for our seeds
>>30836675
Because you're a lolicon.
>>30836675
Little lickable pussy
This is Twilight Sparkle, the Element of Magic, Mother of a Dragon, the Unburnt, Princess of Friendship.
>>30836720
would you like a story about a dragon?
>>30836740
Not to mention a very cute pony
>>30836633
>he thinks season 5-7 are canon
Anon, please.
>>30836740
Do you think Twi was a good fillymom, judging by how her "son" turned out?
>>30836757
She did the same thing to the Diamond Dogs, remember?
She put up with all of their shit until they called her a mule
>>30836761
>that comic
DELET THIS
twi and spike sleeping in the same bed together
top cute
>>30836858
She was merely pretending to be insulted to climb the ladder of chaos and become queen of those dogs.
I sure hope purple is very cute and adorkable in the movie
Princess Cadence, please sing me a lullaby.
>>30836929
I'm sure she will be
She looks the cutest out of the Mane 6Too bad she's really really dumb and ruins everything
Trixie butt
>>30837002
BREED
>>30832435
>>30832440
>>30837006
I love Trixie's white-blue mane so much
White hair on a young female is hot
>>30837006
I've really changed my opinion on Trixie since No Second Prances. I think she's hilarious and really cute at the same time.
>>30837006
Breed?
>>30837012
>>30837066
>>30837006
You don't breed in the butt.
>tfw i just watched all bottle up for the 30th time
send help
>>30837077
BEST FRIENDS
I'm finally home, dead tired and exhausted. Have a poof.
>>30837091
I feel the same
butaren't there two poofs there
For some mysterious reason, EqG is successful south of the border
>>30837085
the song was good, but trixie is what makes the episode so easily re-watchable
>>30837105
Good heavens, you're correct. I suppose I'm more worn out than I thought I was. Have a third poof as an apology for this transgression.
>Trixie will never make you squirt uncontrollably
>>30837111
She knows exactly what I need.
>>30837119
feelsbadman
>>30837181
dont gloom
>>30837200
>>30837230
what are
>>30837226
I bet Fluttershy could suck a golf ball through a straw.
LUNA
we're 2slow
>>30837255
maybe we need some fast
Did someone say FAST?
>>30837277
why does she need the jacket?
>>30837278
Because.
>>30837284
could it make her slower
>>30837288
It could, but she'd still be the fastest pony around, so it's not a problem.
Go tell Aunt Pony
Go tell Aunt Pony
Go tell Aunt Pony
>>30837293
There could be faster ponies out there.
>>30837301
Only Pinkie. But ponies who can break the rules of the Universe don't count.
>>30837301both cutie marks
>>30837317
I have been summoned.
>>30837211
I want that beige horse to breed me.
>>30837342
that's a lot of butter
>>30837353
It's her specialty.
filly filly filly filly fillyfilly filly filly
>>30837391
is he playing the drums with her butt
>>30837390
>>30837393
He's taking lessons from Zecora.
I want to post love horse
>>30837409
I'd rather post a horse I love.
>>30837411
But I love Taffymane
>>30837416
She's married, dude.
>>30837418
She's not my waifu if that's what you're implying. I just like her a whole bunch.
>>30837415
Selfcest best cest.
>>30837422
Only when one of them is a R63 version of the other.
>>30837424
There was never enough of this art with the rest of the six. I always seem to see Rararara most.
>>30837424
And the other one is a filly.
>>30837421
Still probably more than her husband will tolerate.
>>30837429
And the filly is extremely dominant
Reposting this here too for interest. I'm not the Anon who storytimed >>30832018, but I've cropped the individual pages to have a more tablet-friendly version of the book. In case someone wants it for whatever reason, here it is
https://my.mixtape.moe/ukyppv.zip
>>30837432
He can get smooched too.
Guys what if the book isn't representative of the moviejk the plot is terrible. rarity and the songs will save it tho
>>30837447
>Rarity gets with a cat
>Spike doesn't get his kiss
Nothing best pony can do can save this garbage.
>>30837451
I don't care about Spike. With luck he won't even be in season 8.
Capper is more amusing than Spike, for sure.
>>30837453
Anon I'm already mad at the movie. You can't make me madder.
>>30837453
>I don't care about Spike. With luck he won't even be in season 8
What a turboqueer
>>30837463
For real though, I don't think flutters had more than two syllables in the entire book. AJ did her patented levelheaded thing a couple times, but was ultimately just along for the ride. Pinkie was a screaming retard for most of it, but she did at least manage to get the convincing of Queen Novo done. Rainbow Dash was actively harmful to the quest but she's adorable in her pirate costume so it's a wash.
Rarity is going to save the movie. And the songs.I am mad that Twilight out of nowhere is crippled by her sudden insecurity about her power level. Seriously, her attempted theft and subsequent breakdown are totally out of left field.
>>30837471
>Rainbow Dash was actively harmful to the quest
It really is just like the show, isn't it?
I'd like to remind you that the book is a dumbed down adaptation of the movie, easy to digest for people who usually don't read books. You think that it'll be exactly like the movie because there are literal quotes from the trailer, but not even every line in the trailer is in the book ("Fishman got dropped!")
Also, some scenes have been obviously oversimplified. Do you remember this scene in the book? No, because it's not there.
I'm not saying that the movie will be a masterpiece, and I've been saying for months that excessive hype is always bad, but you're making it much worse than it is.
>Today is Frankenstein Day
>>30837501
I would like that very much.
Although, not being a colt, i wonder what use my seminal fluid donation couldst possibly be.
>>30837540
What a wonderful scoot.
>>30837480
Wait
So are the books covering/spoiling the actual movie story now? It's not just back story stuff anymore?
Excuse me if i don't touch them with a thousand foot pole.
>>30837542
>i wonder what use my seminal fluid donation couldst possibly be.
You're making the filly happy.
>>30837528
frawn ken steen?
>>30837553
I can't wait for October to roll around for my annual viewing.
>>30837548
>So are the books covering/spoiling the actual movie story now?
Yes.
>It's not just back story stuff anymore?
No, >>30832018 a real (albeit simplified) novelization of the entire movie, and >>30837204 tells the events in the movie, from Grubber's perspective.
>>30837552
Well, i suppose that's a good enough purpos
>>30837558
Yyeah, okay. I am just going to not follow these links.
Thanks for letting me know though. Hope i can avoid spoilers.
I love Twilight Sparkle.
>>30837573
>>30837573
>>30837573
Rock those hooves over!A Norse is a Norse of course of course.
>>30836761
That comic doesn't exist.
I refuse to acknowledge it.
I love Rainbow Dash.