Latest Episode is 716: Campfire Tales
Written by Barry Safchik & Michael Platt
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ybo28
The Movie Junior Novel is storytimed here!
>>30832018
The Movie The Great Princess Caper storytimed here!
>>30837204
The Art of My Little Pony The Movie storytimed here!
>>30841557
(movie spoilers all around)
Mistmane's tale is one of sacrifice and compassion. Not to mention some exotic aesthetics relative to Ponyville, at the least. There are other cultures of ponies, though - witness the proprietors of one of the latest Canterlot restaurants, for instance. Rarity might know how much truth there is to the trappings of the story she related.
>>30837573
Previous thread.
The Movie Prequel #3 still storytimed here!
>>30786483
715: Triple Threat
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xf5uv
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389 (Dead) (Dead)
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
>>30843598
>>30843601
Nopony's right, if everybody's wrong.
this scene was a reference to big trouble in little china, right?
>>30843605
I love that horse
She isn't my waifu, but my mood always gets better when I see a happy purple
>>30843617
>>30843609
It was a reference to How to Train Your Dragon.
>>30843617
I've noticed my feelings about that as well regarding the purple. Not even close to my girl, but witnessing her being in high spirits always puts a smile on my face.
I look where I please.
remember to make your little pony happy
>>30843627
i realized i haven't seen any httyd crossovers
>>30843639
It's cute every time
She started doing that in the Season 4 premiere I think
>>30843644
I like to call it excite flight.
I like Celaeno better than the original captain.
>>30843675
Not her.
>>30843636
>cheese in a spray can
>>30843678
>>30843675
that's not the right picture for that caption
>>30843679
Never heard of Easy Cheez? Or Cheese Whiz?
>>30843681
I love to see a happy blue.
>>30843681
That's more like it.
>>30843686
>>30843688
>translucent wing
oh no, she's fading away
>>30843675
>>30843685
>>30843688
i can't tell if these came off reddit or somewhere worse like gis
>>30843690
No
Not Rainbow Dash
Don't take just her. Take AJ too
>>30843692
>>30843692
The hell is gis?
>>30843697
google image search
>>30843698
How the fuck is that worse than reddit? At least image search can produce something good. It's not even technically a place, it just lists all the other places.
>>30843701
because it'll net you thumbnails like
>>30843685
that are compressed far beyond anything reasonable
>>30843705
*Slurp*
>>30843719
>>30843728
Anon, step away from my wife
>>30843728
Why aren't you posting fillies?
>>30843749
Leave me alone, I'm playing video games.
>>30843749
Sick of fillies.
Early morning threads before I leave seem to be one of the few times I can get away from the same filly post every single day.
>>30843749
Because i'm at work
>>30843751
What're you playing?
>>30843755
Decided to get off my ass and actually make progress in MH Generations before World comes out. It's slow going since I'm autistically compelled to do every quest at least once.
>>30843754
Those are some cute siblings.
>>30843757
Never got into monster hunter but I want to give it a chance. Closest I've ever came were the God Eater games.
>>30843766
I've never tried any of the MH clones but considering how much time, investment and eventual burnout I can get from simply one of those games that's probably for the best. If you're looking for a decent entry 4U is the most beginner-friendly while being pretty damn fun.Also looking for a Mania crack. Sega was so close to getting my money, the fucks
>>30843760
I want to fuck the little one while the big one fucks me.
>>30843777
I'll give that a try since I'm in the market for a new 3D
>Sega was so close to getting my money, the fucks
They already got my money with Yakuza Kiwamiand I'm having a god damn blast
I want to WPSHH the sun.
>>30843797
Never tried any of those titles, though I hear they're good fun. From what I've seen of the latest ones, though, it might be a little too Japanese for my tastes. Not that I don't love me some Neighpon, but weird karaoke and idol management thingies weren't what I was expecting from my mafia brawler.Fuck it, maybe I'll just buy Mania on PS4.
>>30843806
>but weird karaoke and idol management thingies weren't what I was expecting from my mafia brawler.
Oh those have been a staple since the first game. They're completely optional minigames for fun. Yakuza gets pretty wacky when you start doing side stuff unrelated to the main story. Why I love the series so much. It picks its moments to be serious or silly and handles both pretty well.
>>30843812
Kinda hard to fight back when a big horse is laying on top of you.
>Celestia keeps trying to seduce you knowing full well you have a waifu
>>30843813
>fighting
but why
>>30843810
Well knowing me I'd probably still do it all and secretly enjoy it. I'm weird like that.When is my fucking pony game?
>>30843821
I love my waifu more than I love Sunbutt.
What if she's testing you to see if you really love your waifu by seeing if you can resist a god?
What if failing means you go to a version of Equestria where your waifu is happily married?
What if, anon?
>>30843684
No what the fuck.
if a unicorn gave u a bj would their horn impale your stomach?
>>30843822
We'll never get a real pony game so long as that stupid phone game exist.
>>30843827
Celestia doesn't really do much for me in terms of arousal
She's too big and horsey
>>30843827
What if there is no test and she decided for you that you're better off with her? Who are you to deny a princess?
>>30843842
unicorn horns aren't even that sharp or hard
http://i.imgur.com/UgqEDR5.gif
>>30843847
Whether it's a test shouldn't matter, that's your fuckken waifu.
>>30843854
>>30843854
if that was celestia u would be dead
>>30843854
>Lewd Marker
>>30843847
>Who are you to deny a princess?
A man that loves his waifu
>>30843843
I know. I hate the state of licensed games these days. Still half-tempted to download it just for kicks, though. I won't give Hasbro any money but having ponies on my phone, even in that capacity, would be somewhat nice.
>>30843861
You got a letter from Cadance saying you never had a chance
>>30843854
There really has never been enough lewd of her.
>>30843859
I like it when Marker is lewd
http://i.imgur.com/R3vx9D7.png
>>30843854
>a pretty pony will never give you a boop job
>>30843875
It is a beautiful thing.
https://derpibooru.org/697697
>>30843878
Not to worry, Celestia will be waiting for you on the other side. You'll have lots of fun!
Why is Marker such a turboslut?
why does marker like to boop so much?
>>30843900
It gives her power
>>30843900
She's a boop slut.
>>30843900
It's her job
>>30843846
That piece is just messing with scale for fun. It's called my LITTLE pony for a reason. Celestia's just pony sized, rather than little pony sized.
>>30843886
Are we going tofly kites?
>>30843897
>>30843900
Marker is perfect.
>>30843902
Man, anon's dick is really super tiny
Make sure not to boop the wrong pony though.
>>30843914
well, it'll probably involve flying
>>30843919
>boop the wrong pony
Not possible
>>30843919
I want to boopanthroGloomy
>>30843923
you could get arrested
a cute
>>30843924
I want to booploliGloomy.
>>30843728
how can one purp be so cute
>>30843931
I want to boopanon transformed intoGloomy
>>30843924
https://derpibooru.org/784169
h...her big
>>30843915
but what if she's bad
>>30843943
>no boop box
>the whole left there explicitly for boops
This has to be some sort of joke.
>this thread
>>30843942Anthro Gloomy in high heels
>thers a fic with 2.7 mil words
what the fuck. how long would it take to read all that?
>>30843949
Boop safely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP_aOEZ6YzA
Get fucked you faggots ^:)
>>30843964
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
>>30843956
A few days, if you're not interested in retaining it. I'm in it till the end with a currently 2.1M fic.
>>30843964
FUCK YEAHSorry about your waifu, bro
>Today is National Matchmaker Day
Spike shipped it.
>>30843749
Because I was sleeping.
>>30843970
I'm amused to find that there's porn of these two because of that scene, even if it's not very good.
>New DWK episode.
Bad Dragon time, kids.
What would you be the princess of?
>>30843999
Shitposting.
>>30843999
Fillies
>>30843999
liking princesses
especially the most princessy of the princesses
>>30843964
nice nice
Guys, do the princesses look different to you?
>>30843999
depression
>>30844041
Luna looks like she gained a few pounds
>>30843999
Changelings.
>>30844048
EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUSE YOU
>>30843999
Noi.
Have you noticed a lot of the show's cast and crew don't like Trump?
>>30844075
Looks like showing Sweetie that trick where you can remove your thumb was a bad idea.
>>30844076
Nobody likes him.
>>30844041
They've grown a lot more attractive.
Can't quite pin down how though
>>30843964
>"Oh Steven it's only fitting that you would come to me disguised as a woman. You never did have any balls."
>"My entire hive still thinks of me as my mom's cocksleeve."
>"You're just going to make me wear a dress and make up and tell all of my brothers to call me Stephanie and then laugh at me when I start crying."
>"Mom had kind of a sadistic streak and now I have to find a way to tell six of my siblings that they're technically my kids"Chrysallis sissified Steve and then impregnated him
>>30844076 >>30844082 >>30844083 >>30844087 >>30844118 >>30844123
Feel free to stop replying to yourself at any time.
Nonpolitical fillies
>>30844124
Steve is also into getting dommed by a bad dragon.
>>30843964
What the fuck man.
You are not allowed to make that episode good.
SIT IN THE CORNER
>>30844142
Well first of all who isn't?
and second that's only because Ember reminds him of his mom.
>>30844137
#fillylivesmatter
Buy her cookies, Anon.
So about those nonsexual nonpolitical cute show related ponies...
Aren't they great?
>>30844157
Can a buy a kiss instead?
How would Spike and Ember react if Thorax confided to them that he's gay?
>>30844159
Sexual nonpolitical ponies
>>30844167
The ribbon says yes.
>>30844159
>nonsexual
>cute
>show related ponies
I'm down for that
>nonpolitical
>>30844159
How can a princess not be policital?
>>30844137
I want to bury my face on her featureless crotch.
>>30844173
I had this made just for this post but then I couldn't be bothered to crop it.
>>30844182
By being the notprincess version
always be aware of ponies' erogenous zones when petting them
>>30844178
Can i buy cuddles too?
>>30844190
Featureless is my favorite
>>30844181
I didn't even voted for her.
What's her platform?
What happens now when a princess lives in the town?
>>30843969
>Sorry about your waifu, bro
What about her?
>>30844184
I want to berry my dick in her featured crotch
>>30844203
Don't show your dick to little fillies.
>>30844195
You can buy the filly for a whole night to do what you want.
>>30844201
>he doesn't know
"There's only 5 steps of being a dragon. You beat the shit the shit out of other dragons, establish dominance, attract a mate, fuck and make more dragons. That's all we do"
>>30844201
Oh you know
She's all about that BBC now
>tfw Flash Sentry fucking Twilight is DWK canon
>tfw he keeps making call backs to it
>>30844215
cats have really small penises though
>>30844205
She's not going to see it because it's buried in her.
>>30844214
Ember is really cute when she smiles.
>>30844224
Don't blame Twiggles for her lust for young bois
>>30844215
Big Bird Cloaca?
>>30844194
What zones are we talking about here?
>>30844232
Ember is really cute
>>30844225
WAIT
RARITY'S INTO THE FUCKING CAT?!
RARITY'S A CAT PERSON?!
>>30844213
>>30844215
What's the deal? I've been in an editing coma for four days, I literally have no idea what you're talking about.
>>30844241
>Rarity's a cat person
well duh she has Opal
>>30844239
This is legitimately the worst image I've ever seen.
Being a dragon is literally Embers best feature why would you take that away from her?
>>30844242
They are talking about her getting[BARBED]
>>30844242
The Junior Novel is out,Rarity is confirmed to be charmed by Capper and fixes his cloak which makes him become good,the rest is memes
>>30844242
The novelization of the movie came out and she's really into Capper
It's like Twilight and Flash in the first EqG
>>30844207
Good.
We might need two nights, though
>no movie-style Marker Pony yet
Come on, my dudes.
>>30844247
>Rarity ends up falling for Capper
>Capper ends up fucking Rarity's cat
>>30844261
Huh...I like the show Twilight more than movie Twilight
>>30844261
I didn't notice the blue outline on the eye shine until they mentioned it
>>30843964
>fidget spinner of retardation
>>30843964
>did you know that sometimes a flash can come in the end of a sparkle?
top bantz
>>30844286
The movie characters look better in motion
They have super boopable snooters
>Pony tongues are pink in the movie instead of orange
NOT MY PONIES
Who's more masculine, Thorax or Sunburst?
>>30844231
These fillies will turn me into a lolicon someday.
>>30844355
Who would be on top if they fucked?
>>30844355
Ball...
>>30844356
You mean you aren't already?
>>30844238
The belly
The back
The chest
The butt
The cutie mark
The snoot
Behind the ears
The ears
The snoot
Under the chin
The hooves
And optional: the wings
/wing pits
What does it make me if I think Rarity is sexy?
>>30844385
Completely sensible. Lots of people are into her.
>>30844385
A cute pony
>>30844385
You sound like a normal person to me
What does it make me if I think Fluttershy is sexy?
Did you know Rarity is based on Audrey Hepburn?
What does it make me if i think Apple Bloom is sexy?
>>30844402
An inmate.
>>30844402
Are we talking like a lewd art of her purposefully done to be that way or like a screenshot from the show?
>>30844193
>>30844411
Both
>>30844417
Then troubled
Jewish ponies
>>30844423
Jewish fillies with those long hacidic pig tail things
>>30844423
Question: do ponies have different religions?
They literally watch a pair of goddesses move the sun and moon every day.
>>30844434
They are all devout followers of our lord and savior Jesus Christ Pony
>>30844434
They argue about if Pony Heaven and Pony Hell exist
>>30844444
Uh oh
>>30844261
God I am not good at emulating pony styles
>>30844373
Pone can't be that sensitive.
>>30844475
Make the snout bigger you loser
>>30844483
B-but that's the size they are in the movie! Are you trying to turn me into Toxic Mario?
>>30844475
Not half bad actually. Well done.
>>30844489
Then make the cheeks smaller.
I don't see any cheeks behind the snout in the horse book you dweeb
>>30844491
Thanks Fox Nanaki! Didn't know you still hung around here.
>>30844496
Okay. The movie seems to show way more cheek though in their expressions
What do you think of John de Lancie's VA work as Alarak in Starcraft 2 Legacy of the Void?
I just found out about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF_VnWEJNjE
>>30844475
MORE BUTT
>>30844505
It was enjoyable
He has a distinct voice I've loved since TNG
>>30844500
Only rarely. I like MLPG, but /mlp/ as a whole has become too argumentative and pessimistic for me. And on top of most of my friends moving on from pony, I really don't have many friends left I can talk to about pony with anymore.
>>30844475
Your Marker is a bit too cheeky, yeah.
Is it me or are they making the legs shorter and a bit thicker?
>>30844247
One really wonders how nobody made the connection earlier
>>30844514
holy shit this would have been hella useful when I was drawing it. Thanks.
>>30844513
Your friends are pussies. I'm staying on this ride until it crasheseven though I prefer drawing nonponies
>>30844517
Seem about the same to me.
>>30844513
Come to the discord you assfaggot
>>30844517
>a bit thicker
Yes
It's not much but I'll take the little victories
>>30844525
>I'm staying on this ride until it crashes
We'll see what you'll say 20 years from now when the 10th movie comes out
>>30844253
>>30844252
>>30844251
>nothing further was heard of him
RIP DWK, probably dangling from the ceiling already
As long as we have fillies we'll be fine.
>>30844529
>inviting nanaki to the discord
Do not.
>>30844475
That cheek is way too big, otherwise that looks great.
When exactly did Shatner become a shitposter? Was it this board's influence?
Hopes and Dreams is my hype track while driving
>>30844563
>>30844538
They didn't have childrens
>>30844533
and that's when I'll finally finish the game
maybe
>>30844556
>and someone who's worked on the show
Wasn't he like, a backup vocal that almost no one actually heard?
>>30844571Finish the fucking game~
>>30844414
Fluttershy.
Fluttershy.
Fluttershy can hardly fly.
Why couldn't she fly? I bet I know what it was. I bet it's because she's a big fat horse. Why don't you try losing some weight you big yellow horse?
>>30844624
She needs more butt, Anon
How could she keep her butt big and buttery if she loses weight?
The big butt gives her more lateral stability and cushions rough landings
>>30844627
It is a pretty nice butt, she can keep that. Also she can keep the tiddies if she's a human.
>>30844511
He does evil so well, it's great
Please stop adding butt to Fluttershy
She is a little pony and cannot handle it
>>30844656
In the movie, she will have more butt.
tiny butts > big butts
Tiny butts are more sleek and aerodynamic and also indicate that their owners are cutie patooties
>>30844663
I love blue butt the most, no matter the size.
>>30844663
Does muffins have a big butt or small butt?
>>30844662
It will just be cgi
Her real butt will have to be wrapped in green spandex during her scenes to achieve the big butt effect
>>30844656
>>30844663
Butts of all sizes and shapes should be appreciated.
>>30844672
It's a very dense butt.
http://i.imgur.com/f2F0213.png
>>30844668
>>30844709
I love that princess butt.
>butt
>>30844724
That's one cocky butt.
>>30844742
I want to slap it and see if she still looks so smug about it
>>30844758
To WPPSHHH the Rainbow is the ultimate goal.
>>30844767
I always imagine that yelp sound she made from the dead turtle episode where she gets zapped in the lightning room
>>30844697
Why are monarchs always inclined to do incest?
>>30844452
I mean Tartarus is real.
>>30844813
But living creatures live there. How can you go to a place where living people live when you die?
>>30844821
majik n shiz
>>30843999
autism
Filly's the best.
Around.
Nothing's ever gonna bring her down.
>>30843999
Foal fucking
Filly got a new cookie cutter.
So why doesn't Twilight get Rarity and forces her to learn advanced magic?
If Trixie can do it than surely Rarity could too, and they are very well known, her knowing some advance bullshit like Twilight does could help too next time someone attacks Equestria.
By this point they know that the realm is defended by the Princess of Friendship and her crew.They would be the first targets.
Twilight should just go to Rarity's house, pick her up with magic, go in the library and lock the doors and windows will Rarity knows how to wreck shit with magic.
Such a loving family.
>>30844879
Why does Rarity need to learn advanced magic?
>>30844888
Because alicorns that aren't Twilight job every fucking fight and Twilight and her friends, including her, become the last line of defense of Equestria.
They have enemies and ass seen with Crysalis they can be targeted for that shit.
Basically she needs to learn advance magic for the finales and in some cases premieres.
>>30844898
But Rarity kicked a goddamn manticore and can move boulders and shit. She's got all the magic and leg power she needs.
She doesn't need your nerd spells.I do wonder why Sweetie went to Twilight to learn magic and not Rarity since she has such a high opinion of her big sister
Filly wants to filly filly.
>>30844907
Twilight is a fucking nerd, probably knows how to teach better and has more time than Rarity who needed to run two shops at that time, make a shitload of clothes and get her own gems and materials.
Also Twilight's better grasp at the theoretical part of magic probably makes it easier to explain to kids.
Also she needs the nerd spells, because her legs and what magic she had didn't prevent changelings kidnapping her did it?
>you will never smoke meth with Applejack
>>30844926
Ponies don't do drugs
http://i.imgur.com/yKrwKjo.png
>>30844444
Good quints
>>30844929
Pinkie Pie ate a mushroom, canon!
>>30844937
Pinkie Pie does drugs because she needs to deal with the harshness of reality and being a real cartoon pony in a world full of fake friends and adventures.
>>30844941
I like pink pony, she's fun.
>>30844945
Pink pony likes you too and she want to pet you
>>30844697
>>30844880
Such lovely family.
This is the ideal daughter x parent relation
http://i.imgur.com/OFNtvj4.jpg
>>30844697
>>30844932
>>30844984
This guy have a little obsession with little filly pussies.
>>30844984
Where to contact with the artist who made that?
He's been inactive for weeks on deviantART.
>locke robster also draws powerpuff girls porn
Somehow I figured.
>>30844879
That would've been a raritwi episode and we don't deserve nice things.
>>30844907
>get homeschooled by your sister who is average at magic
>get taught by your sister's friend who is the most talented unicorn and so good at magic she is literally the element of it
I think it's kinda obvious. Plus, I'm sure Rarity appreciates the distraction.
>>30844993
You don't?
>>30845017
Where did you get this footage of my wife and I?
>>30845020
Anon please.
Rarity is my wife not yours.
I bet you're not even real unlike my wife.
>>30845017
>average at magic
Is she really average though? She can't do things like Twilight or Starlight, but we've seen how talented and precise she is with her magic. Art of the dress is a really good example I think.
No one in MLPG is married to Rarity because no one here deserves her
>>30845036
SLUTHORSE! SLUT SLUT SLUT!
>>30845029
The most impressive thing she did was the effects for the second fashion show in Suited for Success.
>>30845036
Empirically false, I married her 7 years ago.
>>30845029
Extreme precision is kinda my headcanon for Rarity's magic, but aside from the gemfinding spell all we ever see her do is telekinesis, is it not? That's every unicorn's level one spell.
The show never really addresses how the magic works, but I usually consider every unicorn knowing telekinesis plus one or two spells related to their special talent, so on par with Rarity.
Then again I guess All Bottled Up shatters that because Trixie casually transforms things into teacups and teleports a table without any real preparation or exertion.
>>30845042
You don't think designing dresses using her magic is impressive? That obviously takes some kind of skill and to pump out as many dresses as Rarity does is pretty impressive.
>>30845055
Her making dresses so fast is impressive but it's just applied telekinesis. Like it's at a very high level but still basic stuff.
The illusions made for the fashion show on the other hand seems like something way more complex.
Filly claims she knows the princesses and can get you a date with them.
>>30845072
Butfilly is already my cute princess.
>>30845073
Why does she have one boob?
>>30845052
>>30845059
I guess you guys are right. Never really put a lot of thought into it.I really just wanted to see Rarity proud of her little sister learning magic
>>30845094
It's a thing I always loved and wanted more of it too Anon.
still haven't watched it.
>>30845110
It's pretty fucking impressive what she did with only just hooves.
>>30845110
Is Rarity bald, is that just a wig?
>>30845051
Rarity is married to fashion so unless you're a pretty dress or a nice suit I don't think so
Anon slipped a pony a ton of laxatives to finally figure out how they go to the bathroom without any genitals.
Pony immediately splits into a carbon copy of herself and goes about business as usual.
>>30845122
Don't know what that guy is even smoking but the reason Rarity married me is simple.
I'm a unique fashion challenge that likes to wear clothes nonstop in a land of mostly nude horses.
Honestly how couldn't Rarity not marry me?
>>30845131
>how could Rarity not marry me
Simple, she already married me.
>>30845135
I thought she was chained in my basement
>>30845135
That's just fake news.
Stop thinking about fillies.
Spider-filly is calling the spiders.
>>30845148
Why would i care about the half pint when the full package exists?
While you guys were fighting over Rarity, I married the blue one
Post the expression your waifu has when she sees your penis
>>30845161
Horse prostitutes are very considerate.
>>30843920
>posting an art from that artist.
I miss her. ._.
>>30845172
Funstitutes*
>>30845174
Who even drew it?
You are a mare in Equestria, and you're at a fashion show. It's a pretty saucy fashion show. You see a nice piece of horse lingerie showcased on stage. The designer says the inspiration for the piece came from Fluttershy. Now there's two pieces, one of them is mainly yellow with pink highlights, the other mostlu pink with yellow highlights. You turn to your horse financial advisor, who happens to be there with you, and they advise you that you shouls only choose one. Which one do you choose? Do you A, choose option A, B choose option B, or C, I cannot answer this question without knowing my own coat colour to begin with.
>>30845164
My condolences.
>>30845165
Sometimes you can just magic problems away
I think Spike actually has had some development. Do you think Season 4 Spike would have put his reputation as a hero of the Crystal Empire on the line for a friend?
>>30845178
Both yellow/pink and pink/yellow are shit colors for horse lingerie. I kill myself for having such a shit taste that I would ever consider buying that.
>>30845176
Jessy
>>30845184
Thanks anon!
I'm pretty excited too
>>30845193
Can't say I've heard of them
>>30845178
Does Fluttershy come with the panties?
>>30845164
How many foals?
>>30845197
Sometimes, she's VERY sensitive.
>>30845198
Just like 2 or 3
I don't know how many pregnancies she could handle, she's very tiny and does not like being grounded
>>30845193
>Jessy left us for League of Legends
>>30845192
Sounds like you would be more interested in the Bon-bon lineup.
>>30845200
Heyo
>>30845200
That's why teacher pone made her wear horse condoms in class.
>>30845203
Maybe if we had our own game she wouldn't have left us
But where can we find people who make games?
>>30845203
May she rest in peace
My headcanon is that Torch wasn't much bigger than Spike when he was Spike's age.
>>30845219
I can't believe we never got lewd of those two
>>30845157
Because they're concentrated cuteness in a small package.
>>30845213
I completely forgot about that comic.
>>30845226
The only person that would ever draw it is lemon
>>30845164
Congratulations, man. She reminds me of my wife, I hope you'll be as happy together as we are.
>>30845230
That's why I'm here. To remind people of shit.
>>30845244
The most beautiful horse bride a man could ask for.
>>30845244
I still have so much to learn about her birb culture
>>30845294
Bird horses need lots of love, so be sure to smooch her every day.
>>30845311
Oh I'll do more than that
Garble did nothing wrong
>>30845363
Other than being ugly and a douche? Sure.
>>30845363
Just like antifa.
>>30845363
*everything
>>30844513
Should've jumped on the Star Vs fandom while you had the chance
Now you're just a bandwagoner
I can't get over how incredibly cut this was.
>>30845417
>liking humanhorse
>>30845417
Cute, I meant cute.
>>30845419
Tell me you don't like this.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vxlg7
>>30845416
>tfw always liked Ludo
>apparently he's good now
>everyone loves him now
>going to seem like a bandwagonner now
>haven't even finished season 1
Filly wants to play the new Grand Theft Auto but with planes
Grand Theft Air, as you will
>>30845428
Not pony
>>30845428
I would tell you to catch up but there's a mid season hiatus so you might as well wait for November
>>30845239
>>30845226
He already has drawn some scenes of them being extremely close together.
>>30845456
He actually refrained himself from dogging Jessy's pony because he wanted permission.
Everywhere that I go~
Everything that I do~
I can't shake the Monday blues!~
>>30845425
GOD I love Shimshims
>>30845456
Pon pones are so compact in that pose.
>>30845464
what a cuck
>>30845456
I remember when he was drawing that one and he was afraid it was too forward. I told him to at least have him putting his hand on her belly but he really didn't want to.
>>30845443
How about now
>>30845417
where does that pic come from anyway?
>>30845499
It's from one of the EqG summertime shorts, The Art of Friendship.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5x07qn
>>30845490
>blowjob
>not fucking the neck hole
>>30845516
why does pinkie have to ruin everything?
>>30843643
Because its a literal shitshow
>>30843660
I don't
>>30845490
Real talk
Can I get a horse blowjob or not
>>30845555
This deserves the numbers.
>>30845555
With those numbers, anything's possible
Will they refer to the events of the movie in Season 8?
Will we get a Pony Cinematic Universe?
>>30845565
I usually don't care but I got the 44444 post too so I'm worried now
>>30845578
Oh. You're probably going to die soon.
I'm so sorry, anon.
>>30845576
Hasn't the whole movie been spoiled already? Didn't that whole think I didn't pay attention to happen?
>>30845581
Tell my waifu
She can make out with other mares in my memory
>>30843999
Necrophilia
>>30843728
If she's giving you the bedroom eyes over dinner on a first date, that's a good sign.
>>30845478
I felt a twinge of jealousy when that Skeeter-looking motherfucker touched my wife's hand
>>30845611
I went on a date with Fluttershy's and I couldn't understand a word she was saying since she just squeaked and mumbled the whole time.
>>30845520
U right
I'm totally in love with Ember
She's gotten me so interested in the hot reptile cloaca
But most of the porn of her features huge breasts and mammal pussy
Like, what the fuck
Why does so much dragon/scalie porn have giant breasts and other mammalian features
Is there any actually good dragoness porn out there
My dick needs it
>>30845643
There's that one animated thing of a human fucking her that's pretty great. But yeah it's weird she usually gets drawn with breasts and even obese, kinda sucks.
You fucking scaly
>>30845591
So I recently saw a picture of two mares kissing all up on each other. And I thought wow, that's pretty cute. Before you know it, suddenly I'm staring at this picture for about six, seven minutes. Now you see that catches me off guard, I get a little self conscious. That only escalates things, what's happening in my stomach, are these butterflies in stomach? You see at this point I'm confused, I don't know what's going on. I feel my heart beating, now it's much faster and stronger than usual. I get up and take a walk to the kitchen, I had to do that.
Why did that happen, can you tell me why I felt like that?
>>30845641
I'm aroused
>>30844159
>not political
Uh huh
>>30845665
Your true destiny as an adorable mare living a happy life in Equestria with a cute wife is calling
>>30845665
I think
I think you might be straight, anon
I'm so sorry
>>30845641
Please stop coming here if you can't keep things on topic.
>>30845643
Feral dragons have the best porn
Ember is great, but its no surprise that the bipedal basically-anthro-already dragon gets drawn full pleb anthro most of the time
>>30845679
>>30845681
Haha, I tricked you! I'm actually a huge fag who loves cock, that entire story was falsified!
>>30845700
I walked right into that one
>>30845700
Loving cock doesn't mean you're gay. Everyone loves cock. Even lesbians have plastic ones they fuck each other with. Straight guys all want to suck a big one at least once just to see what all the fuss is about. They're just exciting and visually stimulating in a way that vaginas aren't.
Man my cock needs to get wet
>>30845716
Pony overheard you and brought a bucket full of water for your thirsty chicken.
>>30845719
Thanks pony
Now let's fuck
>>30845713
Here's a question, for all you people into the whole lesbian sex thing, which do you prefer? You can have two lesbians going at it, using nothing more that what they have, you know their fingers and tongues moving all over each other. Do you bump that up to toys, do they go all out and strap on dicks to fuck each other? Or do you just say fuck it and prefer full on dickgirl on female?
I found this on the ground outside pizza pone
Does it belong to anyone you know?
>>30845740
Both are pretty meh for me for different reasons. Mare on mare is adorable but not really good wanking material, and I don't find dicks on girls arousing.
>>30845742
Some short blue cunt.
>>30845748
That's completely reasonable really, I was expecting some pretty out there responses.
>>30845643
People who add gigantic tits to dragons aren't really dragon fags Not to say they can't have tits but they definitely shouldn't be the focus.
The most appealing thing about dragons are there strong egg bearing hips and their long tails slowly waving around suggesting their mood. Curvy or strong.
The mammal pussy I can let go since it's just an axe wound and I haven't stared at enough actual cloacas for it to bother me. Conceptually there should be one to go with her underbelly and scales but artistically it's just a hot hole on a semi-anthro and so long as it's not a throbbing dick I don't mind.
>>30845687
Iida please
>>30845748
That's why you get unicorns involved.
They got horns and magic.
Alicorns are good to, because they also add a pair of wings.
This is why I think the perfect lesbian horse couple has to have an alicorn and a unicorn as seen in this example.
>>30845776
Regular ponies can always just go to Zecora or ask Twilight for a temporary enhancement
>>30845771
I was thinking about it and I do actually love mare on mare pegging though, so that's like middle ground between the two
>>30845787
Just imagine how rich Zecora would be if she had a potion like that and Ponyville found out.
>>30845787
Even so, they will be unable to do the ultimate lewd act, the one thing that's more illegal thanhoof holding.
I'm talking of course ofhorn touching
>>30845792
Strapons are pretty hot, I feel like they're a little underappreciated as a thing.
>>30845794
>Rarity showing off her girth enhancement spells again
Which of the remaining episodes are you looking forward to the most?
>>30845794
>horn touching
Meh. Not nearly as lewd as the lewdest lewd lewdiness,wing hugs.
>>30845810
Oh well now I can't even spoiler my images. I'll go cry in a corner.
>>30845486
Not surprising considering the comments in derpibooru wherein a sperg continues to push that he has no rights to draw Palette Swap since he draws dog porn.
>>30845810
>Feather giving
I remember this.
It was cute.
>>30845816
What does it mean when you have an uncontrollable urge to brush Rarity?
>>30845693
Ok, I found some pretty great dragon stuff and I'd like to share it with you guys
https://e621.net/post/show/793637
https://e621.net/post/show/607563
https://e621.net/post/show/541235
https://e621.net/post/show/1300697
https://e621.net/post/index/1/female%20dragon%20syrinoth%20-breasts
https://e621.net/post/index/1/cloaca_juice
now if you'll excuse me, something's come up and i need to take a little break
>>30845842
I blame this on Klondork.
Once again he ruines everything
>>30845840
Are you a little girl?
>>30845842
>no feral dragons in maid outfits
Almost perfect
>>30845859
I don't think I am.
>>30845858
>>30845879
Then I'm afraid you're a brushslut. I'm sorry, but it doesn't pay well.
Dragon wants to add you to their horde
>>30845819
Very. Pegasus pones are the loveliest pones.
>>30845903
I don't care how much it pays as long as I get to brush Rarity
>>30845935
I love lovebird pone.
>>30845936
Go to bed Spike.
>>30845928
>Ember challenges your pony gf to a duel for possession of you
>>30845966
Is the challenge to see who could be best pony? Because Ember would not win that.
>>30845979
Fire duel
>>30845985
Ember would not win that. That's how great my one true pony is.
>>30845935
Dash this is like the 10th feather today
What am I supposed to do with these, make a hat?
prepare your anus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqWAwvvuS3A
>>30845966
Ember would without a doubt kick my waifus ass
>>30846022
dog gammit
>>30846025
And then fuck her
>>30846033
>beating up and establishing dominance of the sun princess in front of everyone
Ember is the one cuck exception. I'd probably just watch.
>>30846031
Don't trust anything in the ocean
>>30846022
Fuck yeah I love me a good hurricane
>>30846030
Cmon neighbor, we can hole up together and talk about horse collars
Reminder that DWK's version of Thorax was sissified by Queen Chrysallis and then impregnated
>>30846070
guess it will be time for another space horse party
>>30846022
I want to talk about big cats.
>>30846054
Femdom on female, is that what you're saying, is that what you're into?
>>30846079
Are Gilda and Gabby around the same age or is Gilda older?
>>30846022
Jesus Christ lads. I just went through Harvey. I hope this doesn't hit Houston.
>>30846088
Femdom is just an all around good fetish especially when it's paired with public humiliation
>>30846095
Gabby seems younger but I guess that's due to how bubbly she was
>>30846100
But you're wrong about both of those things being good.
>>30846100
>>30846110
Femdom is great if done well.
Femdom?
>>30846110
My dick says you're wrong and I think he's an expert.
what the FUCK
this new Light """""Turner""""" in the Death Note movie is a BITCH
>>30846137
>having hope for Netflix's Death Note
>after they changed L from an autistic basement dweller that's pale from the lack of sunlight and incapable of not creeping out everyone he talks to to a charismatic black guy giving public speeches
>>30846159
They did that?
>>30846132
She would do it right.
>>30846137
Death Filly is a better adaptation
>>30846166
Welcome to the future!
>>30846169
She'd definitely do it
All in the middle of her boutique under an invisibility spell so she could help customers that came in at the same time
>>30846159
Diversity is always good you shitlord
Can you imagine how terrible it would have been if they did the whole movie with only Japanese actors?
>>30846148
GET OFF THE TABLE
i love her
>>30846195
Isn't L half British or American?
>>30846200
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HER
YOURE FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS
>>30846200
>her
>pony
>>30846205
You fucking racist.
Xe's nationality-fluid.
Ember becomes Spike's honorary big sister, like Rainbow is to Scootaloo.
>>30846212
WHINNY my dear anon
>>30846205
I dunno, I haven't seen the series in ages
>>30846217
NEIGH
>>30846226
DAMN RIGHT
Dash is cute even in smear frames.
>>30846230
[Snort]
>>30846159
You know what really like though
I like to think that this is a NEW Light, and that is the exact same Ryuk, who is now trying to recreate his success story
At least that's my headcanon for the movie so far
>>30846232
What a wonderful pony, I love her to bits.
>>30846012
You make a necklace so that she can mark you as her territory for other pegasi.
But this Light is a straight up fag
>What book?
>uhhh okay I'll just go-
>IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW, FOLLOW ME
OG Kira never gave a fuck about hoes
>>30846258
I thought she did that by pissing on your face?
>>30846244
I want Rarity to force me into pretty dresses
>>30846243
Wouldn't that put him at a huge disadvantage because this light is a pussy ass bitch and at the end of the manga that pussy boy Near and all the cops still alive figured out the Death Note and how Light was using it?
>>30846257
Submissive POV can be a pretty great tag.
>>30846260
You are just too ignorant to understand the deeper meaning of this new progressive Death Note!
>>30846266
I just wish it featured a better horse
>>30846226
NOI
>>30846261
You're thinking of Rarity.
>>30846272
I want to pet her.
>>30846271
>Implying
>>30846260
Alright alright
This isn't the My Little Deathnote general where we talk about our shinigami waifus
Filly says this world is ours!
Are they in love
>>30846296
Just because the frick every other day doesn't mean it's love.
I mean it is, but the screwing is a symptom not the cause.
>>30846296
Can tiddie lust be considered love?
>>30846260
I kinda want to watch it just to see how bad it is.
>>30846272
I wanna fuck noi
>>30846307
It's honestly decently entertaining if you don't think of it as deathnote and just treat it as its own thing
>>30846313
Oh. Then if I enjoy it then that's a bonus.
Filly wishes to throw off the shackles of alien oppression.
>>30846265
Yeah you're right
End of Death Note had everyone knowing what a Death Note is, this movie isn't a sequel
>>30846317
He's right, it's definitely NOT MUH DEATH NOTE but for a movie, it's not the worst
L is still pretty autistic though, I'm still watching
>>30846280
Would Ponies even create a magic strong enough to make a Death Note? There was already a corruption book
>>30846356
Twilight made a Boop Note once but she had to destroy it, its power was too strong
>>30846356
Discord could probably do it.
>>30845674
>>30845674
I know that a shop, but do you have the standalone for that Daybreaker? Because it looks pretty rad.
I want a pony euro board game.
I love horses. Ponies are the bet thing ever. Pony pony pony pony. Just say those words and my day is instantly better.
Didn't mean to kill the thread by bringing up horses.
>>30846511
>>30846536
Say something nice about this pony to make up for it
>>30846539
She is the most wonderful, blue, pegasus pone ever. I love that pone, I really do think she is a terrific little blue angel.
>>30846561
>narcissistic cunt
>angel
rofl
Who could this be?
>>30846585
its...ITS PONE!
>>30846585
Plenka På
>>30846585
Season 1 Luna
>>30846591
>>30846571
I love Rainbow Dash.
>>30846585
I bet it's a goat.
>>30846598
Yes, Panka Peh?
>>30846585
Nigger why the fuck did you even save that?
There's no such thing as an unfuckable pon.
>>30846613
lol
I like browsing old archived threads and finding random images to repost. There's a ton of interesting stuff that's been forgotten.You never finished the sketch did you?
>>30846621
>Klondike and Nanokey are back
>>30846635
>me
>finishing shit
kek anon you got me really good haha
I think I've posted enough cute shit for now, have something unpleasant.
https://derpibooru.org/1524428
It's time to go back home. Call the Uber filly.
Pone and Poner
>>30846682
I thought it was a colt.
>>30843593
Thanks to Anon >>30839136 from the last MLPG for sending me the book scans in original resolution (7016x5104).
My apologies for the late upload but I fell asleep and couldn't find time at work today.
Link:
https://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Pony/Books/Official/The%20Art%20of%20My%20Little%20Pony፡%20The%20Movie/
(If you have something Pony related (official or otherwise) that you'd like to share then feel free to send it to me:
https://app.syncwerk.de/u/d/806ae7340a/ )
>>30846686
Only the ponest shall rule
>>30846690
I don't want to ride something with a dick.
>>30846682
Uber filly is such a hard worker.
>>30846698
No one's making you touch the colt dick, anon.
This is a Coconut.
>>30846724
This is a Coco
>I bet I make you hard as CRYSTALS
>>30846724
Can you make a radio out of her?
>>30846740
>>30846733
I would
>>30846733
>>30846740
Sombra is hot as fuck to me and I can't really explain it.I want to do thing to this crossdressing villain
>>30846745
That's disgusting, his makeup is shit and fashion sense is the same as a $3.00 whore.
Have some class.
>>30846757
i know and it makes it hotter
>>30846755
What cute fillies.
I'll take them both.
>>30846755
Both fillies, at the same time
>>30846775
I hardly think you'd be able to cuddle one of them to satisfaction, let alone both.
>>30846766
>>30846775
Can you even withstand two fillies at once?
>>30846695
thanks man!
>>30846791
>>30846795
They're just fillies, guys. Come on, man up a little.
>>30846820
that tail is way too small
poor pone
>>30846820
Anon pls I'm already hard from those Sombra pics.
>>30846810
Fillies have way too much energy. Two fillies at once should exhaust even the mightiest man.
>>30846854
No one wants to play red rocket with a bug, Steve.
>>30846858
I'd assume it would be neon green.
>>30846860
He had to change it.
Reminded him too much of his mother.
>>30846860
>>30846868
Guys, let's be honest. It'd be whatever color you wanted it to be because he's an insecure fag who constantly seeks reassurance and self-worth from outside sources.
Rainbow Dash is my very best friend.
>>30846895
Eating all your food and falling into a food coma in your house doesn't make her your best friend, just her latest victim.
>>30846909
I want to be her snuggle victim
>>30846909
>not ordering a bunch of fast food and pigging out with Dash and going into a cuddle coma afterwards
Weak.
>>30846909
My window will never close for the pegapones.
>>30846914
and then poking her belly and asking who the daddy is
>>30846913
All this time I've been shit talking Twirity when the perfect solution was to just ship Rarity with both Dash and Twilight.
It's genius.
>>30846920
>"Pappa Johns..."
>>30846916
Do you want clouds in your house? Because that's how you get clouds.
>>30846920
>notblowing raspberries on it
Come on. It's what it was made for
>>30846931
what's wrong with clouds?
>>30846924
Do not shipify the ponies.
>>30846931
Do you even understand how comfy clouds would be in your homes?
>>30846940
You can't stop Rarity's growing harem.
>>30846937
Nothing
Clouds are comfy
>>30846945
You can't touch them, anon.
>>30846920
>"I-it's you. You're gonna be a dad, Anon"
Imagine raising those little adorable pegafoals with her.
>>30846924
It's not and you know it.
It'd be great if it was true but if it would happen one of them would end up being Rarity's favorite, and we both know it's Twilight.
I'm sorry RariDash Anon, as perfect as it would have been and as many problems as it wold have solved it's just not meant to be.
>>30846953
Sluthorse lovers are okay with sluthose being a slut.
No big surprise.
Filly is swamped by work. She needs a backrub.
>>30846970
>how come one of them looks just like Fluttershy?
>>30846973
>and we both know it's Twilight.
You're lucky we're at image limit or I would have posted a Raridash picture at you so hard.
>>30846980
Because Fluttershy's fat dick was inside her and knocked her up? Come on man, that's crude, why did you have to go say something like that? You're awful.
>>30846976
Who said anything about Coco?
>>30846986
And then I would post a Twirity at you.
And then we'd have entered a never ending cycle.
Gib draw request
>>30847004
Dash and Fluttershy wearing matching tailwraps with eachother's cutie marks
>>30847001
And then I'd post TwiDash, the objectively only good shipping.
>>30847004
Rarity and Dash watching Equestrian wrestling or hoofball while they hold hoobes
>>30847008
>>30847001
anons please, all this hypothetical fighting could hypothetically lead to violence
>>30847006
You were really on top of that, you said you were going to do that then you did.
>>30847004
Dash wing hugging Scootaloo in a sisterly and non-lewd manner.
>>30847008
No matter what you ship I think we can all agree Twidash is the worst ship ever.
>>30847004
Rarity and Twilight sharing Twi's reading chair and her romantic book
>>30847015
I just got home too, good timing
>>30847018
Your face is the worst ship ever.
>>30847027
My face is a picture of Twilight and Dash watching the sunset from the balcony of Twilight's castle
>>30847038
he's got you there
>>30847038
So you have no face?
>>30847038
Sounds comfy. And unusual. Is that a medical condition?
>>30847046
I'm very sensitive about it.
>>30847050
>Is that a medical condition
Yes. And people always seem to ask why the blue pony has her wing wrapped around the purple one and why the purple one is nuzzling her.
How many ponies does it take to be happy?
>>30847069
just 1
>>30847053
>>30847053
>>30847053
Pegasus stories.
>>30847069
Negative two ponies
>>30847068
C-could you do a face reveal?