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>last thread

>>29973895
Something is missing.
did we really engage in that little ifag bitching,

>>29973902
Just 21 mentions. Two threads ago it was close to 80 I think.

>>29973905
Nice
I am tempted to count them and see how much was bitching and how much was discussion.

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How do you watch the new episodes?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12855619

>>29973912
only 5 were bitching. also a few of those 21 were mamifag not ifag.

>>29973912
Hm, wouldn't that be the equivalent of poking a turd with a stick to see how much is solid and how much is gooey?

>>29973919
No. I have a firm belive that if a topic is related to him it is fine to say. Such as when I was trying to work out how much of Cains issues were caused by him.
I got most of my information but I am still unclear if he was already insane before iFag arrived or not.

also the guy who said iFag was right about Custos was just making a joke (the ifag was right bit. I doubt he was joking about not liking what came after). Especially considering all he ever said about custos is it was a bad skip (which almost everybody agrees on) and that he felt it was bad enough to drop the quest over (which only one other person did). iFag never said anything about what came after the skip.

>>29973915
>Watching the show when you can play CYOAs

>>29973995
The show gives cyoa ideas.

Curwhibbles when?

>>29974002
When you make it.

Would you play an investigation cyoa about this case?
>>29968274

>>29974013
Definitely not.

>>29974020
Because the case is to edgy or because investigation does not appeal to you?

>>29974013
>MLPG
go choke on a fat nigger's buttplug

>>29974025
>or
70% of the former, 30% of the latter.

Do you think the new episode will teach us more about horse education. That sure would be helpful for cyoa writers.

Twilight can do no wrong

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>>29974080
I object.
exhibit a.

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>>29974104
Exhibit B

>>29973902
That's cause the last thread was gloriously scruffed. Try the archive. Also, fuck off.
>>29973925
Are you aware of how much you repeat yourself? it's genuinely disturbing. Also, fuck off.

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>>29974332

Active threads

Big Mare Hero: >>29936086
Age of Strife: >>29942169
Custos Luna: >>29892612
Broken Hearts: >>29951618
Landfall: >>29895824
Slave: >>29972561
Alchemy: >>29899886
Cirquesque: >>29958054
Shattered Planes: >>29942479
EWE: >>29952192
RePony: >>29971824
Give and Take: >>29845758
Zodiac: >>29957083
Anon in Equus: >>29939633
Long Name: >>29930729
Unbound: >>29924259
Kingdom Hearts: >>29890052
Nebula: >>29944018
Fair Winds: >>29921829
Do No Harm: >>29897830

>>29973925
>almost everybody agrees with me!
Speak for yourself, please.

>>29974104
That's not Twilight that is Tweleght

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>suddenly remember that one SS fanfic some guy wrote in thread

>>29974591
Was it pysker?

>>29974596
Psker wasn't around for SS.

>>29974596
anon don't be retarded

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Sir?

>>29973915
Holy shit I insomnia'd so hard there's an episode on right now. Sweet.

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>>29974838
I'm a plushie, Sir!

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>>29975747
>Tfw no Whispen plush to guard you while you sleep

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>>29976103
>no whispen plush
>no choosie plush
>no cyoa plushes at all

>>29972641
Yeah I have that QT mark saved for future use. Have at it.
Was Foozle legit nerdy? I might need to expand on that in the next TH episode.

>>29973925
He was a bit moody before but mostly fine until the guy joined secret club and acted like a total asswad to him over and over again until he snapped. There. You question is answered. Now please never bring him up again. We do not want to talk about him ever again.

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>>29976607
>was foozle legit nerdy

>>29976607
DWEEBHORSE

>>29976607
She was an excitable horse with braces in a lab coat so yes.

>>29976607
Was there ever a doubt she wasn't?

>>29974602
>>29974605
Sorry I only read SS postmortem

>>29976991
that's not an excuse

>>29974510
Are you saying it was not a bad skip?

>>29977068
I'm saying that it worked for the QM, because he was stuck and didn't know where to go.
It worked as a sort of soft reboot that allowed him to get the story moving.

>>29977135
That is true but does not change the fact it was poorly handled.

Running.
>>29977219

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You there!
I want you to go to the archive and hit this button. Keep hitting it until it lands on a CYOA you've never read.

Now I want you to read the first thread and say what you think of it. Would you read more?

Would Aurora blow Maud's mind?

>>29977322
She'd finally get laid, and by someone as strong as her too.

>>29977322
>Maud
Who?

>>29977396
sir I must inform to go to the hospital immediately as it appears you're suffering some kind of memory loss and it might possibly be a tumor if you don't know who maud is.

>>29977396
Maud is Res' waifu who is even more autistic than him

Ponyville newly discovered crystal cavern exploration cyoa when.

>>29977548
Alright when I said that I had not yet finished the episode. Now that I have I like the idea even more. Maud goes exploring her new home.

Make it an Inept or Cain quest and it would be perfect. Maybe Fins.

>>29977726
>a game where I get to kill Maud over and over and over

...This has potential, actually.

>>29977797
I hope you go through with it.

>>29977797
>killing maud
>not her screeching sister

>>29977838
>can't handle a real mare

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>>29977797
Do you not like Maud, or do you just think that a deadpan pony reacting to death would be ultra hilarious.

Also unicorns are the best, even when they've been de-horned.

My reaction to the new episode.
Please be Trixie please be Trixie please be trixie
A glim glam is fine to.
>>29977838
Maybe you could team them up.
Or a glimmer team up.
Or even the aforementioned trixie.

Would probably be better as a solo quest though. Maybe. I don't really know this sort of stuff.

>>29977869
a de-horned unicorn is a safe unicorn, welcome in pony society. Such fearless heroes should be celebrated for their selfless acts.

Resuming Cirquesque.
>>29977872
I've had about ten hours of sleep total in the last three or four days though so don't expect any wonders.

>>29977918
fuck off craft

>>29977797
Do it, you fucking pansy.

>>29977898
Maud and Trixie is high tier autism of the funnest kind.

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Dude horseweed lmao

>>29978129
Yeah probably the worst part of spicy

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>>29974838
>>29975747
>>29977454
All this talk about RGS lately.

>>29974104
delete this.

>>29978220
Not zenith turning horsey into a self insert?

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>>29974104

>>29978345
What part was that ?

Big Mare Hero continues as we face the monster(s) of the week:
>>29978381
>>29978394

>>29978359
the gay part

>>29978419
But that was all of-- oh, I just got it. Well played, anon.

>>29978419
Hey screw you that was interesting.

>>29978220
Oh? The character as a whole or that specific moment?
What were the other bad moments of spicy?
>>29978345
Pls, homolusting was started by the players, I just ran with it is all.

>>29978502
It was a low hanging fruit and you're better than that.

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>>29978419

>>29978553
Sorry which was? Weed horse?
I ended up really liking her actually.
If you didn't know the whole thing I was doing with spicy was i'd try and include every single response in some way in the next post, even if it was a shitty meme only referenced.
And it was super fun, I stopped having as much fun when I started taking Spicy too seriously.
Do you hate fun or something?
>You're better than that.
Wha? I didn't make anything before Spicy, except an even worse and memy getquest a long long time ago, so how would you know I was "better than that".
I'll have you know good sir that exactly the level of trash I am and damn proud of it.

>>29978636
I'm all for you having fun I just thought you were doing a good job of telling a great story even in the middle of the meme and shitpost stuff.

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>>29977869
>Do you not like Maud
That's kind of a loaded question. A proper QM tries to avoid encouraging drama and shitposting whenever possible. If I were to say I dislike Maud, it could signal angry Maudposters to post in my games and disrupt the players. Conversely, if I were to say I DON'T dislike her, it might make players start wondering why she never appears and cause its own flavor of unrest. So, you see, subtlety if not outright abstinence from responding is the safest and wisest response to such questions (commonly referred to as "pleading the fifth" here in the US).

>>29978676
And then weed horse messed it up or...?

>>29978502
>Oh? The character as a whole or that specific moment?
Nah I was just reeeeee drugs memeing.
I mean Smoking that weed made me think less of them as ponies but I did not think any less of them as characters.

>>29978708
I should clarify I am not
>>29978553 or >>29978676

>>29978692
>if I were to say I DON'T dislike her, it might make players start wondering why she never appears
But she works with Dandy at the SCP.

>>29978770
Does she, Anon? Does she?

>>29978770
Who words with Dandy?

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>>29978560
I had so much fun with that part that it actually made me gay. I miss fun.

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>an idea for War of the Worlds quest appear
>it seems that it would probably be another warquest
>tfw

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>>29979146
It's really too bad about what happened to fun.

>>29979157
War is a varied enough subject you can have quite a few running at once without them being similar. Who cares anyway if they are the same. Cain held back on starting Darkest Hour due to Custos Luna and all that got him was iFag.

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>>29979159
I'm tempted to try and have fun right now, but I'm afraid of what will happen if I do.

>>29979201
you can have fun here in /cyoa/ y'know
just like shitpost furiously with your keyboard

>>29979201
The fun police will come and take you away.
It happened to my father, and it'll happen to you too.

>>29979244
Nice try fun police, I know that serious business is the law now, go hassle someone else man.

>>29979255
He wants the >rape kind of fun. I doubt it is the fun police he needs to worry about.

>>29979188
How it will even be fun, Hitler?

>>29979412
Oh I'll give him the >rape kind of fun

>>29973848
i would steal a mares vagetti

>>29979420
Most of the war quests we have had have been good.
Maybe not fun all the time though. Depends on the tone.

>>29979507
Name good engaging war quests.

>>29979539
Define engaging.

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What are some tropes that you just know that certain QMs are going to throw into their quests?

>>29979561
He'll certainly use the drop the quest trope.

>>29979561
Edge.

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After three Floozle attempts last night, I learned that Chalk does not work like charcoals, no matter how much I want it too. I also learned that cheep press on chalk boards stop working after about a week and become impossible to do anything with but smear dust on. It was fun while it lasted, but I'm glad it's over. Would not recommend.

Anyways, strictly out of obligation to the challenge, here's this.

>>29979551
The ones that are objectively worthwhile even if you do not play them.

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I can't believe Blobby's fucking dead

>>29979614
Why is he called blobby if he has legs anyway?

>>29979610
Objectively speaking, nothing we do here is worthwhile. I guess you could learn something...

>>29979625
He got them latter after absorbing a pikachu.

>>29979610
Anon once said Darkest Hour is an interesting exploration of how war brings out the worst in us but at the same can bring out the best in us and I am inclined to agree.

If that does not have cultural value I do not know what does.

>>29979684
Dude, like, shut the fuck up.

>>29979735
Jesus fucking christ warlock we are saying nice things about your fucking cyoa. Why can you not fucking accept praise.

>>29979735
Warlock, I'm sorry but you really should just move it to qst, or some other place that has things like CYOAs, just swap the ponies for other magical fantasy creatures or something. Change your name and don't let anybody you don't trust know.

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>>29979625

>>29979749
>>29979807
You guys so gullible.

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Test.

>>29979816
No, I got it, I just took the opportunity to say what I've wanted to say for a while.

>>29979816
>>29979735

uh oh. I think we have people posing as Warlock.

>Yes hello.
>You are Derpy Hooves, a local mailmare, and you are on a very important mission.
>There is a package that needs to be delivered, it's full of magical thingamajigs and doodads, very fragile, very expensive, and very
>Very much falling from your cart right towards the cold hard ground of the Ponyville main road.
>Nopony seems to have noticed as it tumbles down and down, towards it's certain doom.
>You have one (1) action to spare before it shatters into a myriad of little pieces.
>What do?

>>29979831
And why do you think he should move?

>>29979816
Oh shit sorry Warlock. I was actually a little scared you would get even madder after I forgot to capitalize your name. Still even if it is unintentional the best and worst thing is something I love about the story.

When getquests starting getting phased out and character driven quests started I was happy but I knew not everyone would be. I guess what goes around comes around because now we're drowning in war quests. CYOA feels darker than it used to.

>>29979840
Put hoof to chin and say "well shit".

>>29979840
chase after it and grab it.

>>29979840
Call out to the nearest pone on the ground to try to catch it.

>>29979867
Will you ever learn, Aussie?

>>29979870
To be fair the show got darker as well.

>>29979870
>Drowning in war quests
Like two?

>>29979874
>>29979880
>>29979882
Choose one (1) action.

>>29979870
It's just a phase, CYOA just wants attention.

>>29979863
He is trying to feed into Cain's neuroses about iFag. Alternatively he thinks getting away from iFag would make him happy. Which is true but ultimately not worth it. The final possibility is that he shares Cain's paranoia and thinks everybody who says something nice about Darkest Hour is iFag.

>>29979912
I like mine the best.

To the anon(s) who've been bumping the Unbound thread, thank you and sorry I haven't updated. I cleaned up files on my pc and for the past few days I've been literally unable to post on 4chan, been getting endless "updating index" errors this whole time. No idea what the fuck is actually going on. I can't make any threads and can't post any images. Any ideas?

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>>29979925
You mentioned the dark one. Now I have to post the purple one.

>>29979925
Lol, no, but thanks for telling someone else what I think, you just know it all huh?

>>29978553
Just like zenith

>>29979969
Then state your actual reasons senpai.

>>29979912
Cry out in despair like a little bitch

>>29979912
I liked anons shouting to another pony to grab it idea. anything but >>29979874

>>29979896
Two that are currently up, yes. I was more speaking to the general trend of the rising popularity of "ponies killing shit" as a genre.

>>29979947
Odd.

>>29979979
Nah, I don't have to answer your question. Just don't make assumptions is all. I'm not going to Because we don't need to go over this shit again. Feel free to speculate, just don't say "he thinks".

>>29979912
I agree with >>29980012.
We've got stupid wings. Call for help.

>>29979614
I want Losses to beat up my dick.

>>29979896
I suspect anon just means any quests with violence.

>>29973848
Who is bone pone?

>>29980023
>M-my ruse was discovered!
>I need to say that I do not have to explain the shit I said and shot down sensible explanations

>>29980041
Poner in Hijack who became a temporary boner

>>29980023
You know
>>29979925
>>29979979
Were different anons.
Also yur a fggt

>You try not to cry.
>But then you cry a lot.
>The box falls in convenient slo-mo.
>Distant voices point the intensity of this whole situation.
>You gather all of your might, wits and courage.
>And...
"Please help me my box is falling weeeeeeh!"
>The mighty warcry spreads across Ponyville, getting attention of all the ponies around.
>A brown stallion with mohawk offers himself as sacrifice and throws his body dramatically to catch the box.
>He succeeds, but you hear an audible crunch.
>The things inside are damaged!
>What will you do now?
>You can't just not deliver it, that would be rude and not mailmare-like!

>>29980067
Run away to Bugico

>>29980023
What, you are not even going to explain it to Cain despite he most probably is going to read it?

>>29980034
Two of our first quests, and arguibly among the most aclaimed, were Aura Quest and Renne Quest.
I'd say Aura and Renne had violence.

>>29980067
Run away to another country

They'll never fing you in the mountains of Neighpal

>>29979947
If you're sticking to slow updates just post them here. Anyway, clear your cache, uninstall any extensions that might be getting in the way.

>>29980067
Deliver it and promise to pay to replace it,

>>29980079
Yes, and? Anon just said that violence has been getting more popular lately.

>>29980079
I think it is less an abundance of dark and more a lack of cutequestria that anon is noticing and mistaking for an abundance of dark.

>>29980111
There's never been much cutequestria. The shift has been from airy and fantasy quests to dark and gritty.

>>29980111
Yeah, no. Not even close. I dislike cutequestria about as much as I dislike the recent increase in dark quests. It's not like there aren't still non-dark quests though. I still have stuff to play.

>>29980135
True.
>>29980139
I suppose our main slice of life right now recently got sort of dark.

>Your mind is sharp and an idea strikes you right away.
>You shall run off to another country and never return here ever again.
>Of course you could just deliver the box and pay for some new thingamajigs and doodads, but that would be way too simple to your advanced skills and wit.
>So you just straight turn around and dart towards the nearest train station.
>The tickets are cheap enough for you to get on a train and ride far, far away...
>You're in Crystal Empire now, with no job, some money and a charming personality.
>What now? Where will you go? What are your plans?

>>29980161
Learn the language and customs the locals

>>29980161
Go admire the crystal heart.
I am getting flashbacks to that one married anonpone quest that also involved running away to the crystal empire.

>>29980161
We have to go back for Dinky!

>>29980161
>>29980241
Wait. Is Dinky born yet?

>The language, you will have to learn the language first...
>It sounds kinda familiar.
>Like, Equestrian level of familiar.
>Hold on.
>You listen some more, and discover a special truth.
>The crystal ponies speak the very same language as you do!
>They smile and welcome you and act all warm and huggy, but you have no time to waste.
>You visit the Crystal Heart, and the ancient artifact tells you that you should get back there and take care of your daughter!
>But the trains are withheld due to snowstorm, which will disable your flight.
>You can get to Equestria by magic of teleportation, but it is dangerous and untested.
>What now?

>>29980285
Ask how long until the storm subsides?
Are Crystal ponies nice enough to let you live in one of their homes?

>>29980285
I am sure dinkie can survive the night.
go explore the nearby mountains for a few hours.

>>29980285
What's so dangerous about the teleporter?

>>29980310
And freeze to death? Not a chance.

>>29980285
Use your Derpimancy on the snowstorm.

>>29980285
Silly derphorse you were spayed as a child on account of you retardation

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>>29980325
>Use your Derpimancy on the snowstorm.
Not the forbidden art! It's too powerful!

paused

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>>29980372
>>29980325

>>29980285

Abandon daughter. We've seen enough anime to know abandoned children grow strong and powerful.

>>29980483
I was thinking she is a big girl she can handle herself but you don't just go against the crystal heart.

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>>29980511
magical thingymajigs got you into this mess, so you can't trust them!!!

REPUS

>>29977797
Pleaze do.

>>29980847
TOH

>>29980964
YLLIF

>>29980982
HTIW

>>29981044
RACECAR

>>29981286
RePony is running!

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>>29981292

zodiac is updated, thanks for all the bumps

Pick a cyoa character got it good

what is the cheesiest thing they have ever said

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>>29981674

>>29981674
I only play CYOAs with cool flawless MCs

>>29981674
>no question horse
>no question mark after questions
>no period after sentences
Decline.

>>29981939
Yeah I don't know why I forgot all my puncuation there.
The question horse meme needs to die though. I am sick of sharing my rare horses with cyoa.

>>29979146
I want to see Zenith Horse looking trashy.

Lis is a good poner, and worth putting up with the smell for.

>we will never get to hit that mugger with that piece of wood.

>>29981991
That's his normal appearence since he's trash.

>>29981950
u need 2 die

>>29982142
nUh u,

>>29982153
NoH YU;

>>29982161
NO UOY

>>29982190
NAY YUO

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>>29981991

>>29982197
Oh real mature.

>>29982024

Nuh uh
Lis a bad poner who deserves the spritz bottle.

>>29982210
Shut up, Lis.

Are either of Morami's quests any good? All I hear about the history quest is that it's pain to read through, and the moth quest seems like cheap feels bait (Boohoo I'm an orphan, I hate myself WAAAAH).

>>29982222
Maybe you should read them to find out.

>>29982222
My understanding is it is really only the first half of the first thread of historical that is bad.
As for broken hearts it is cheap feelsbait but it is good in spite of that. It is fun to see just how far we can push the self loathing as well. The entire playerbase did just reveal themselves as retards though.

>>29982222
History quest is a pain to read through but if you can get through how slow it starts it is pretty good later on.

Sad moth quest is somehow awesome despite the premise being cheap feels bait. It's like slice of life if the life was shit, and it's surprisingly fun to play a slowly recovering emotional cripple. Somehow the low stakes of trying to make it through basic childhood are very engaging. We're literally in the middle of trying to make a crayon drawing right now. I hope we make it.

>>29982291
Asking Ava about Coltquest counts as lewd, Jeff.

>>29982222
The biggest problem with BH is a retard that wants to turn it into a lewd quest and then whines about no one else wanting to do so. It is indeed a cheap feels quest, but it's done well enough that I think it's worth a shot.

>>29982343
Shit, man, don't say it like that. He'll post about how that isn't what he actually wants and then feel vindicated about his opinion, then people will tell him to fuck off, and then we're down in a spiral of shitposting again.

>>29982356
>I constantly command her to think about sex and sexual situations all the time, I don't want the quest to be lewd!
He can keep pretending he's just misunderstood and suck a dick while he's at it. I'm glad Mora confirmed that it's not going to be a foalcon quest no matter how much one players wants it to be.

>>29982356
Then rape him as soon as he shows up. He'll be too busy getting raped to shitpost,

>>29982343
As I have explained over and over again I have no desire to make it a lewd quest.
>>29982320
And Mora said he was ok with lewd jokes

I am going to have a look at this apparent argument. Most likely both sides are fucking stupid.

Does anyone know of any good feels I can try feeling?

>>29982417
Death.

>>29982416
That's nice, CYOA argument Police. Have fun with that.

>>29982416
You are correct.

ONE GUY: We should ask Ava about ColtQuest.
OTHER GUYS: You're not making this a lewd quest.
ONE GUY: I don't want to. We should just have lewd humor sometimes and occasionally have sexual thoughts. It is normal at this age.
OTHER GUYS: That counts as making it a lewd quest.
ONE GUY: Nuh uh.
OTHER GUYS: Ya huh.
ONE GUY: Nuh uh.
OTHER GUYS: Ya huh.
ONE GUY: Nuh uh.
OTHER GUYS: Ya huh.

>>29982417
Happiness is a good one.

>>29982199
yeeeeaaaa trashy. Thanks!

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>>29982417
I recommend amusement. It is a pretty good feel to feel.

>>29982455
Is that you, Dox?

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>>29982504
Yes.

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>>29982595
Don't stop being you.

>>29982607
That's clever. How you do that?

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>>29982634
Like this

>>29982637
Interesting.
I didn't realize you could make opaque layers work like that.
10/10 anon.

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>>29982607
You too, anon.

>>29982439
Yeah looking it over that is pretty much it. There is also a little "I engaged in a conversation about this with you and defending your position means you are pushing/shilling it" but that happens in most cyoa arguments. That is also not quite what anon suggested but it is close enough to not matter.

I could go into detail about why exactly both sides are retarded but it does not seem worth it for such a minor argument.

>>29982431
Hey screw you. Making fun of cyoa's poor ability to think criticly at times is the last happy thing is my life.

I blame you cyoa.
It used to be hard to trigger the feels in me. I cried like a little bitch to my night will last forever but that was pretty much it.
Now I cry to fucking everything and it coincides dam well with starting cyoa. Now I feel like I have to go back to all the feels films I have watched in my life amd rewatch them. Then again most of these tears have been to happy feels.

>>29983095
>cyoa has made me realize the value is becoming emotionally open and attached to what I enjoy
>fuck

>>29982379
As you have been told over and over no one believes you.

>>29983449
Jesus fuck anon he said he did not want to make it a fucking lewd quest.

>>29983503
Yeah, and he's fucking lying you moron.

>>29983512
Jesus christ, I thought Cain paranoia was bad. All he fucking did was muse on Avas fetish and suggest sometime in the next few months Cuddle Bug could do so in character.

>>29983526
Nah, he did more than that, but as his perpetual defense force I'm sure you would just try to explain it away too. That is after all the reason you're here.

>>29983533
>perpetual defense force
What
>>29982416
>>29982754
>>29983503
>>29983526
These are the only posts I have made on the matter.

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>>29983536
Sure, this is the first time you've went digging into an argument this particular idiot has started so you could come back here and say the other posters were idiots. This right here is my face when I totally believe you.

>>29983545
Oh is this more iFag bullshit?

You know what. I don't fucking care. Maybe it is iFag maybe it is not but that does not matter. It was a bad idea sure but blowing it out of proportion on the chance it is iFag is absurd. It is meant to be an anonymous website and the whole point of that is we do not judge people based on what they have said in the past.

>>29983545
I somehow doubt i "edgelord supreme" Fag plays Broken Hearts.

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CYOS, I want you to admit a time you were wrong. It will be good for you. C'mon, you can do it.

>>29983657
I accidentally typed CYOS, instead of CYOA and I'm sorry for not proofreading my post better. See, it's easy.

>>29983657
I thought that my quest would be good, but I was wrong and I am sorry for running it.

>>29982417
Whatever you do, try to not feel emptiness and/or permanent sadness.

>>29983657
One time I thought I'd broke my toe but it was just a sprain.

>>29982199
The look of a poni with horseaids

Finding your moms porn and innocently asking about it, and wanting to be rutted by mom are two very VERY different things.

That said, Broken Heart gets my seal of approval. I love it.

>>29983657
Over a year ago, I thought this thread would be the most unbearabley autistic place on the internet. Then I found out that it was full of a lot of fun loving, cool, and creative people.

Note that this does not necessarily reflect my current opinion

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>>29983657
I though I could do better.

Rainbow Dash is the worst pony with an extremely autistic fanbase second only to Lunas'

>>29984091
Here's a (you) for you..

>>29984337

>>29984346
Nerf blue shells. To fucking OP.

>>29984450
?

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>>29983980

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>>29983840

Resuming Cirquesque
>>29985167
Insomnia yadda yadda don't expect super fast updates yadda. This might by my thyroid acting up. My mum's got the same issues.
Also Humans is fucking great.

>>29985189
That's dank.

Would /cyoa/ be boring without shitposting? Is shitposting what keeps /cyoa/ alive? Should it stop?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12865192

>>29985764
Shitposting is worse than no content.

>>29985764
We don't have much shitposting. Most of the retards here truely believe what they say. The only real shitposts are that Pluto inpersonator. There was also those Warlock inpersonators eariler which is an incredibly irresponsible thing to do for a qm people are already growing to hate.

>>29985823
>which is an incredibly irresponsible thing to do for a qm people are already growing to hate.
It's almost like that's the kind of thing shitposters get a rise out of.

Wait the fuck is this about a new episode /mlpg/?

>>29985901
This isn't /mlpg/
But apparently Canada is getting new episodes early for some reason

>>29985901
Wrong thread faggot.

>>29985913
Oh oops
>>29985911
Well that's retarded. This is the fluttershy carer one right? Time to get my headcanons crushe-
Wait shit its treehouse. Episode is possibly censored.

>>29985901
>there is MLPG cancer in this thread
This explains so much.

>>29985946
It is censored. The entire episode outside the opening song and credits is just a 20 some minute black screen with a beep replacing all the audio.
I don't know why they even bothered releasing it in the first place.

>>29985981
If you play the beep backwards you can hear Fluttershy's thoughts.

>>29986007
All she thinks about is qɘɘd?
What does it mean?

>>29984621
Horse aids is though

>>29985764
>telling the shitposters that their shitposting annoys you
You are actually retards.

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Big Mare Hero comes to the end of the issue, in the aftermath of the latest fight:
>>29986679

Running.
>>29986694

>>29982754
>I engaged in a conversation about this with you and defending your position means you are pushing/shilling it
Is that really a thing that happens? Not saying I doubt it but I am pretty new to cyoa so i have not yet had a chance to observe much.

>>29986777
Not really.

>>29986777
Absolutly. Remember a few weeks ago the stuff about gusts. It was never a popular choice but the cyoa does not get enough players for the amount of votes the strawpoll got. People were voting against wind out of spite. Jokes on them though gust may have gotten the least votes but the folk saying only one person wanted it were still btfo. Although it is possible some of the votes for gust were spite for those complaining about gust idea as well.

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Through the Shattered Planes:
>Tfw you would have liked to self-congratulate your hard work for your 100th post with an image but you've been a total slack lately
Returns!

>>29986837

>>29986867
Somehow still less edgy then the playerbase.

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>>29973848
Just glanced through the catalog and there are currently 20 CYOAS/Quests running.

Should I wait till some of the threads die down or go ahead and run?

I know some Anons have been complaining that we're choking the board a little and I don't wanna be part of the problem to be honest.

>>29986919
Do as I do. Wait until there is less. There is a thing called oversaturation.

>>29986919
Just do it.

>>29986848
>posts strawpoll in general
>gets more votes
wooow

>>29986973
Alright. Admitidly a bad example.

>>29986919
Cybele pls

>>29986919
It should be fine. The aie one will soon die like most do.

>>29986777
That's the excuse used by people that keep giving the same commands every day in the hope that people will get tired of telling them to fuck off so the QM thinks it has support. It's never been a thing.

>>29987074
I'm going to be honest. That sounds conspiracy theory tier. I guess I will just have to stick around for a while and come to my own conclusions.

>>29987097
Think what you want. It's been a consistent problem since CYOA moved away from gets. Autists that can't let go of their ideas and QMs using commands that had 0 support because no one called them out.

>>29987097
Nah, it's pretty logical. Someone didn't get their way so they keep trying to work in what they wanted over time.

>>29986919
Anon pls.

>>29987142
>our 4am gay sex vote in a thread past bump limit for a character that's rejected the idea twice was perfectly legitimate!

>>29987247
>Taunt the big bad into killing the mare he just beat to a pulp that we're trying to save

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>>29987247
>it was literally a gay bathhouse

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>>29979146
Lazy Fag

>>29987247
>this vote isn't legitimate because I was sleeping

>>29987313
Oh, are we doing M&M arguments again?

>>29987247
>not subjecting yourself to sleep deprivation to play the quests you love.

Jokes aside FUCK TIMEZONES. I wanna live in equestria where everybody is working on the same time and the only people working night shift are the night guard.

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>>29987074

>>29987344
Two (2) Darkest Hour players actually did that. How they can be so commited to such an edgy quest I do not know. Half of them even admit it is edgy yet still play it.

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Give me your freshest memes.

>>29987440
Cyoa memes are all stale.
>>29987074
This is a pretty good one though.

>>29987440
The tarp.

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>>29987280
>literally one guy
>everyone said it was fucking stupid
>that's what gets picked
Still fucking salty about that. Especially since it was so out of character.

What cyoa characters have put porn of themselves on the internet?

>>29987551
Trixie

Where the fuck did all the shattered planes players go?

>>29987551
Rarity.

>>29987530
>>everyone said it was fucking stupid
only after the fact you stupid nigger

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>>29987560
I, for one, said it was stupid during.

>>29987551
It was suggested for 21 but decided against.

>>29987576
mmm, yeah nah
I'm not seeing it

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>>29972381
>too big for her goggles to fit in the frame
This pleases me.

Learn the dangers of addiction and how it affects those around you, as Give and Take now continues!
>>29987603

>>29987617
Well, it doesn't matter if you believe me or not, but it is the truth. I'm not going to whip out the archive just to prove a point, though.

>>29987629
that's fine because I already did, and I'm not seeing "don't taunt him" between that post and the update

>>29987622
More like, Give and Take it up the butt!

>>29987629
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23054337/#23059311
It looks like no one said anything until after the post was made.

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>>29987644
why do I feel like that should have had a carlos pic?

>>29987643
>>29987655
I was 23059200 and 23059353. I was solidly in the "don't taunt the sociopath" camp.

>>29987702
regardless, nobody said anything against it

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>>29987724
>"don't taunt the sociopath, that's retarded"
>this statement is not against taunting the sociopath
are you baiting me

>>29987702
Well everyone already knows that glacier was at fault anyway.

>>29987735
I didn't say no one wasn't against taunting him sweetheart, just that no one was against the "this is how you get your sick kicks" post.

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>You will never have players dedicated to the point of autism to argue about the position they had in your quest 3 years ago

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>>29987754

>>29987530
Don't forget that it was the QM that made that post.

>>29987754
Just like, fuck up my dude.

>>29987748
I believe, at the time, it was considered such an absurd and stupid post that no right-thinking person would ever fucking consider taking it seriously. It was something unsaid and understood.
Apparently we were wrong.
>>29987776
Honestly, after all this time I still wouldn't be surprised. But I was there for quests before that one, and I know anons will throw out completely random shit just to derail a plotline. Aspirant's waifu quests were prime examples of that.

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>>29987754

>>29987792
>I believe, at the time, it was considered such an absurd and stupid post that no right-thinking person would ever fucking consider taking it seriously
I have no fucking idea what this argument was about and I still want you to kill yourself.

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>>29987803
I imagine she'd be sad because the train isn't running well anymore.

>>29987825
I would, but unfortunately I've too many obligations left.

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>>29987828

>>29987828
Yeah maybe I should change that filename. It was more relevant when I made it... Who railroads a lot these days?

>>29987856

(you)

>>29985189
Will it be happy updates?

>>29985764
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12865192

My CYOA's character shitpost their own CYOA. I love it.

>>29983904
>>29983920
>>29986114
>>29986374
>>29986808

>>29987842
Hijacker will come back to his real quests, right?