CYOA Discussion

>>28772125
>Halloween Edition
Oh boy, I can't wait to see all the skelington MCs and ghost waifus

>>28772125
Remember guys, if something happens you don't like, or didn't happen but you can say it happened and promise that there's other examples without giving any, it's the general's fault.

>>28772125
>Remember: Boo
JESUS CHRIST DUDE
That fucking terrified me.
You have to be more careful with your spooks, you could give someone a heart attack.

Reminder that there is no one group responsible for everything that goes wrong. Not the general, not secret club, not the QM, not the other people you play with, not even Jeff.

>>28772453
No, I know it's Jeff. Fuck you Jeff.

>>28772453
You shut your mouth.
Jeff is the root of all problems.

>>28772453
What about the jewish world conspiracy?

>>28772453
Fuck off Jeff, it is too your fault, you sack of shit.

Reminder: Jeff killed /cyoa/

>>28772528
Fuck Jeff.

Active threads

Forgotten Faces: >>28708229
Warrant: >>28700970
SIM: >>28752923
Coltquest: >>28731864
FIT: >>28680253
War in the North: >>28723740
Outcasts: >>28759446

>>28772637
You forgot this brand new successful get C.Y.O.A.!

>>28772441

>>28772643
>get quest

>>28772637
Silly Gimp, it's almost as if you were the type to let spite get the best of you.
>>28744699

>>28773065
Actually, CYOA isn't in the title so it probably just wasn't caught in his filter and so he didn't notice it when skimming over the catalog.

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>>28773065

>>28773065
Get that chip off your shoulder, Cam. Gimp doesn't have it out for you.

>>28771361
Polling in here to see what makes for a good new CYOA is like polling the audience of Gilligan's Island for a fresh new plot idea for, say, True Blood.

A QM has his Actual Players available to ask, why the hell would he go anywhere else. ESPECIALLY here. This is a crypt of the worst story ideas since the last Star Trek convention.

>>28772119
You really don't remember Pot suffering all those strange psychoses during the Pot Is Flat period of CYOA Gen fucking with the QM? It was a horror.

>>28772453
Nah, when a CYOA I'm playing suddenly Retcon's half the story, adds a new race, and the PC sprouts horns and gills, I know right where to come. Almost invariably I can read back and find the cause.

>>28773246
>Polling a wider audience for a new CYOA is bad
>You don't remember something that never happened?
>When something that never happens happens I know right where to go

>>28773246
>Shit happens in CYOA
>People talk about it in the CYOA thread

Keep searching, Billy. I think you're onto something

>>28772453
What about the Jews?

>>28773246
>A QM has his Actual Players available to ask, why the hell would he go anywhere else
This is one of the most arrogant things I've read this past week. You're saying I'm not allowed to vote on a new CYOA simply because I haven't read the QM's other stuff?

>>28773246
>everything bad is caused by one group
>>>/pol/
The general has made some things better and some things worse. Same as secret club, same as everyone.

>>28773246
You're not making any sense.

Running by the way.
>>28773286

>>28773272
I think that's Jeff.

>>28773246
You probably shouldn't make up shit about a quest when some others follow it to a fault.

>>28773266
Stuff your dubs. There were two whole JAD threads screwed up by "trying to give Pot more charactor".
>>28773280
Oh you're allowed, sure, but it'd be nice if you did, then, actually play it. SOME few in here actually do play them, and those I have no issue with.

The ones I'm after, their threads start like: "You know, QM, I never play yours but I was skimming the story and if everything after Willy got a splinter turned out to be a dream, and his mom turned out to be a sasquatch in disguise the entire time, it would be SO much better..."

>>28773291
I just like to give credit where it is due. Considering how often I'm being challenged for proof- May I have an example of something this CYOA improved?
>>28773307
Make shit up! OK that's it, I'm hitting the archive.

>>28773329
..."example of something this CYOA improved?"
=
"example of something CYOA General improved?"

>>28773246
>>28773329
Fuck off Jeff.

>>28773329
K. I'll be waiting for the threads and posts of Pot 'suffering through strange psychoses'. I don't give a damn what discussions in /cyoa/ you link to if you can't link it to the quests themselves.

CYOA provided me with some ideas I feel have made my story better.

A similar issue popped up when one of my players complained about a lack of attachment to the MC due to him being a character within a character.

I found a way to fix it without retconning of any sort thanks to CYOA and my story is better for it.

>>28773329
>Oh you're allowed, sure,
You're starting to backtrack already.

>>28773378
I draw a line between Actual Players and the CYOA Gen Peanut Gallery. I am not backtracking. You are damage controlling.

>>28771868
Okay, there you go. First of all, I still think we shouldn't give up our hope in Equestrians so easily. Yes, for now only Wonderbolts with their crazy unicorn bitch with stupid name know that we helped and we wish to fight for liberty. But the word will spread and we may help this word by doing some good shit for them from time to time. Preferably undercover, revealing ourselves after most of the work is done, so they wouldn't question our motives. Seeking asylum won't help, but proving that Crystal Ponies are just slaves or sometimes were more or less forced to serve Sombra will. And yes, forced by fear of slavery or death still counts.

Now, let's get to fixing our broken arse. Prioritize it.

>>28773398
So you're saying a QM shouldn't poll potential Actual Players because of the fear of this ethereal 'CYOA Gen peanut Gallery' that might or might not be Actual Players.

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>>28773398
I still don't know why you're arguing here. Do you just not want other people to come into a CYOA you're playing? Because I really don't understand the point in being exclusionary when it comes to an entirely new quest and potentially new players.

>>28773329
>May I have an example of something this CYOA improved?
People come in begging for critique all the time. What they get is way more likely to be "I like X, Y, and Z but you should work on characterization and maybe flesh out the setting a bit more" than "add a time-travelling chimpanzee".

People, don't argue with Jeff. He is le ebin ruseman.

>>28773423
I think the reason why has been made self-evident, yes. You guys have all the good taste of a magpie in a dollar store.

A QM's actual players, the ones who play their quests, are in a better spot to know what they would like to play, than a random group of folks who largely haven't, IMO.

>>28773457
I never set out to bag on the folks who play the CYOAs. I'm trying to skewer those who do NOT play, yet critique the QMs into self-doubt. The backseat drivers, the random critics. This general has enough of those to be a problem.

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Reminder

>>28773459
Often, yes. There may have been good advice dispensed in here at some point. I just haven't seen it. What I have seen is a story suddenly go off the rails, investigated, and found the cause stemming from here. Like "Pot is flat!" occurring three dozen times in here yet never in thread, when the disturbance I'm digging for occurred in thread.

>>28773470
What about people who don't play the QMs current quests but might be interested in their new ones? For example, I played Threshold and Tinepone but not FiT. If Inept had a poll in FiT about what she should run next, I would miss it, even though I would want to play it whatever it is and might want to vote on it. Wouldn't it make more sense to do the poll here, Jeff?

>>28773470
>qm wants to run a new quest
>for whatever reason, makes it a strawpoll
>I, the poor fool who does not play this qm's other quest, shouldn't really be allowed to vote on what the new quest should be
Where's the logic in this?

>>28773470
So you're bagging on people that don't exist? Jeff, presumably everyone that hangs out in this thread plays CYOAs.

>>28773513
So, as a hypothetical example, never having watched the MLPs before, you'd vote in this:

A) Celestia Episode
B) Dash Episode
C) Spike Episode

And you'd pick C, I know you would. And feel so justified in it that you'd argue with me even now.

>>28773470
>You guys have all the good taste of a magpie in a dollar store.
>
>A QM's actual players, the ones who play their quests, are in a better spot to know what they would like to play
Oh. So playing quests from certain people gives you a patrician certificate. Good to know.
For your information not all quests from a QM are the same, you twatity twat. Just look at Osmanthus, Miracle, and Hail-- One is a survival horror with lore most people call 2deep4u, another is a detective story that often takes jabs at the noir genre, and another is science fantasy SoL with a trap.

>>28773502
>What I have seen is a story suddenly go off the rails, investigated, and found the cause stemming from here
Please provide at least one other example besides the Pot thing. I'd really like to know where you're pulling this from.

>>28773544
This isn't exactly a fair comparison.

>>28773470
So the people that haven't yet decided to play a quest have all the good taste of a magpie in a dollar store, while the people that haven't yet decided to play a quest are in a better spot to know what they'd play. That's some proper reasoning there Jeff.

You seem to be under this misunderstanding that QMs have the exact same audience quest to quest and that getting new players is a bad thing.

>>28773561
He hasn't even provided the Pot thing yet. JAD's players disagree. I don't think he actually played JAD.

>>28773544
No, in my comparison I missed one episode and still want to vote on the next one. I didn't play FiT but played every other Inept quest, and don't get to vote on the next one because I missed ONE and you say she should hold her poll there instead of here.

>>28773563
Stop stuffing words in my mouth. I'm saying that non-players influencing stories they do not play is bad. New players is GOOD.
>>28773569
I have the archive open and am trying to locate the afflicted section.
>>28773561
BESIDE the Pot thing? Geez guys give me a minute here, it's hard to read all this, hold up my end of a convo, AND find all the documentation you're demanding. It's there though, hoo boy, just like those 55K emails, and deny it all you want, it's not gonna help.

>>28773375
I'm starting to wonder if Jeff actually played my quest, or if he was looking for reasons to complain.

I would be genuinely disappointed if it's the latter.

>>28773601
The LAST thing I wanted to do was disappoint a QM. I merely wanted to let these General folks know that quite often they're being dicks TO the QMs, and the players of their stories, by proxy.

>>28773601
Jeff makes so many invalid assumptions that I don' think he plays any quests. QMs have the exact same audience quest to quest, QMs have no autonomy and are slaves to the general, players don't participate both in their thread and /cyoa/, no one in /cyoa/ plays CYOAs, etc etc. He's been piling up stupid assumptions the entire time he's been here.

>>28773596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTyN-vvFIkE

>>28773624
It's like he purposely tries to piss people off. Or he's psker

>>28773624
Oh hey look! You won the arguement! I was wrong on all counts, YOU are the champion. I've been unmasked as never having played any of these stories and am merely making it all up. Congrats! And goodbye until the next time you fuck something I'm playing up.

That'll save me the time of even digging through 3 dozen threads.

>>28773659
Yup that's all I was doing, pissing people off instead of trying to caution QMs about taking story advice from this vaunted cathedral of creativity, that's me alright.

>>28773678
I'm sorry Jeff, go and play a couple CYOAs and then come back. We can't take you seriously until then.

>>28773659
At least jeff made some fun artwork before he tried running Mendacity and had a down
Spiral into his current Overwatch distracted period of depression.

>>28773693
This isn't that Jeff.

>>28773678
Okay, bye bye, Jeff. See u l8r

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>>28773678
>Yup that's all I was doing, pissing people off
Well I'm glad you finally admitted it.

>>28773678
>assertion
>assertion
>assertion
>ragequit

Bye Jeff.

>>28773756
Sekrit Club got the credit but I remember this dive being full of it too.

Suck on this, doubters: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25664258/#25723186

OK, back to having lost the argument for me, you guys have far too much story critiquing to do.

>CYOA discussion

>>28773855
No, it's drama discussion, do you not understand?

>>28773838
>JAD has announced intentions to give Pot some more character, making him a bit more cowardly as a start.
>Would I love to see Pot as a wheeling and dealing, Charisma to the max, cowardly fuck? Hell yes. Is it likely to happen? Not until we can get everyone in this god damn quest to agree on something.
The post you just quoted states that the general and secret club are powerless to change anything and nothing can happen without the cooperation of the actual players from the quest.
What the hell were you trying to prove?

>>28773838
>The QM told some people he intends to give the MC more character, how should we do this?

... I don't see what the problem is here or how it indicates undue influence outside of thread. I would say that you were probably the only guy that sperged out about the QM intending to do something, but we know you don't play CYOAs.

He certainly didn't magically sprout any psychosis.

>>28773864
This is AFTER significant damage. See:

"Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 12:49:23 No.25730809 Report
>>25730789
Fair point, felt a bit weird when we talked to dragon and went cowardly for no reason. It was more fun commanding him to cry like a bitch when in real danger such as the spider."

>>28773883
Pot had already sprouted multiple strange ailments and the players were wondering what TF was going on, as I recall. The QM explained how it was for our own good because somebody else said so.

>>28773886
>This is AFTER significant damage
Then maybe you should have put that in your post. I'm still not seeing your point with this link though.

>>28773908
No, that's obvious. I've lost the discussion fair and square, and I accept defeat.

>>28773908
I still haven't seen the 'significant damage'. So far all he's linked is one post that leads to one guy sperging out and then pointed out Pot acting odd once?

The sperging out looks like the general sperging any time sekrit gets mentioned anywhere.

>>28773913
Hey, you forgot to say you're leaving for the fifth time.

>>28773886
>significant damage

>JAD is so perfect a drop in quality can only come from a malevolent, outside influence

I'm affraid I don't want to share my pones with you, sir.

>>28773923
After having been so thoroughly trounced in debate and never having played a CYOA anyway, I would think it hardly necessary.

>>28773952
Hey now, anon. Jeff might have done wrong but that's no reason not to share your pones with him. Nobody should have to live without pone. That's inhuman.

>>28773952
Will you share them with me, anon?

>>28773965
Only if he accepts to be on brushing duty for a month

>>28773969
I don't know, your numbers say you want to a sexual with them, and that's not what they're for

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>>28773964
Well, at least you're honest with yourself. If you keep trying I'm sure you'll figure things out on your own one day. Here, you can have a bargain bin pone on me to see you through. She's all packed up and ready to go.

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Who's your favorite?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539841

I kinda want to share my ponies. But I have to get ponies somewhere first.

>>28774006
Pink is Starlight Glimmer right?

>>28774024
yes

>>28774024
no

>>28774024
maybe

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>>28773990
Are you high?
Pones are very much for sexual, especially if you plan on being rough. They love it.

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>>28774006
This triggers me.

>>28774024
I don't know

>>28774062
Watch out, you're developping the first symdromes of Bathite

And terminal stage Bathite kills your pones

I advise you take 5 mg of doxellium each day for 5 days (Don't take any more! The side effects would be worst than Bathite)

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>>28774066
Best waifu is obviously winning. What's wrong with it?

>>28774097
The colors.

>>28774097
That's not pink, that's a very pale heliotrope.

>>28774024
>starshit
You couldn't be more of a pleb.

War in the North continues, loot loot loot:
>>28774183

>>28773838
This is some comment about how secret club is plotting to change his character and how to circumvent secret club's "influence".

I was hoping for an example DURING the quest itself for proof, but you provided nothing about psychosis.

I recommend you keep searching.

Bard Quest: you could be playing this nice quest right now, in a thread full of fine people. No need to be shy, you can come home, friend. Returns!

>>28774213

>>28774189
SUPER

>>28774243
HOT

>>28774249
LOOT

>>28774254
AND

>>28774198
There's nothing there about secret club plotting anything. All it says is 'The QM intentions to give Pot some character and he wants players to spearhead it'.

>>28774266
BIG

>>28774276
FAT

>>28774280
BOOTIES

>>28774283
ROCKING

>>28774294
THE

>>28774298
BOAT

>>28774301
WHICH

>>28774304
IS

>>28774271
Point still stands, nothing about psychosis.

Apologies

>>28774313
PAINTED

>>28774327
GOLD

The shitposts are getting out of control holy shit.

>>28774344
He has nothing else in his life anon. He will probably kill himself when fins is done with his quest.

>>28774364
Sadly, I think he'll just find another quest to bother, which almost makes me not want to finish.

>>28774383
the simple solution is to just not make update notifications.

>>28774400
What guarantees that after a few days he won't move to another quest regardless?

>>28774383
It's what he did when Super ended.

>>28774400
He's doing it to annoy people. Why would something that simple stop him?

>>28774407
i think he's too lazy/ stupid to.

>>28774430

Clearly we need to stop announcing ALL quests entirely.

>>28774439
So you're letting the shitposters win?

>>28774439
>>28774509
I still think that's his entire operation, and this is a very long, autistic plan to destroy the general. But I also have a wild imagination so feel free to ignore me.

>>28774364
Suicide is always an option, even if you are not shitposter.

>>28774522
>a very long, autistic plan to destroy the general
stop trying to make me like that guy

>>28774383
>I think he'll just find another quest to bother
>I think
Why the fuck do you think he started spamming WITN in the first place?

Rate CYOAs by their memes

>>28774639
yours - 5/10
mine - 0/10
popular - 10/10

>>28774639
6/10

>>28774639

Curse is about a 3/10.

Its only memes are good waifus, one of which died.

If we are judging soley by number of memes rather than quality, volt quest gets memed on all the time, so it must be 11/10.

>>28774767

Whoops. I meant Colt quest.

>>28774767
I could have sworn someone named Volt made a CYOA at one point.

I got another CYOA idea - get the fuck out of a sinking ship. Holy shit just kill me already. So many things to run yet so little guts after last time.

>>28774911
Want me to suck your dick and encourage you or tell you that you'll probably fail again?

>>28774911

Lis did a Miniquest like that once. Wouldnt mind seeing it from another QM.

>>28774911
Run all of them. Become the nips.

>>28774911
CYOAs confirmed for 9/11

>>28774922
Nah, your dubs are fine. I just wanted to say shit in hope of someone else to pick it up, not to get my dick sucked. Not all of QMs are awhores.

>>28774926

Yeah but Lis a shit who doesn't finish anything.

>>28775006
>want to see if I can refute you by posting fanart by lis
>the only thing I have on hand is the one with an unfinished bar
Well...

>>28775023
Lis has made finished fanarts. Just check the anonpone archives.

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>>28775038

>Didn't even draw their hooves.
>No backgrounds, just like EVERY other Lis art.

Doesn't look finished to me Anon.
It just looks like he called it quits at "good enough."

Would you rather play a cyoa as a raised corpse or a gravedigger? The actual game wouldn't change that much, though the story would.

>>28775143
>>Didn't even draw their hooves.
u wot

>>28775179

The bottom of the image is cropped off. Why bother unless he didn't feel like drawing the hooves?

>>28775178
Gravedigger.

>>28775178
>gravedigger
Fuck you, I was going to run it. But do as you want, I don't really care.

>>28775216
Honestly Sadness mine was going to fully be a corpse party but a sudden idea came to mind and i figured i'd ask to see what interested people more.

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>>28775178
>raised corpse
Think you can finish it?

>>28775233
Actually do as you wish, I have the ship one as a reserve.

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>>28700970

>>28775357
Well now i have an idea for a sinking ship cyoa that i might just have to pursue. :^)

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>>28775445
That sounds intriguing, anon. Got any details you wanna share?

>>28775445
I still don't mind you fucking fuck. Creativity is important. I will surely think of something else worth running. Go on.

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>If you don’t want to do something, you should just say you don’t want to!
>It’s not a hard concept to understand, and it isn’t a difficult task
>…Is it?

===
>You struggle to line up the boop with your controls, and you just barely manage to eke out a perfect dock on the enemy’s snoot
>They go down, but you’re heavily injured
>Just when you think you’re safe though, a massive rain of pillows engulfs your position, burying you and your squadmates
>Again
>You sigh and look over the respawn menu for Neat
>Who is gleefully dropping screaming hot syrup on the enemy pillow bombers
>You spawn in as her gunner and get to work on the enemy fighters on her tail

>As your rampage continues, a thought occurs:
“Why in Equestria did they EVER call this game Boopfield ONE.”
>”Because its going back to the beforetimes. It makes sense.”
“This is the FIFTH GAME, Neat! It’s dumb!”
>”But if they called it Boopfield 5, then ponies might get confused.”

>You grumble and get back to scanning the skies and terrain for solitary soldiers to pick off

>Back in the real world,
>Your eyes drift over to the calendar and you notice something interesting
>Hmmm

“Hey Neat?”
>”Yeah?”
“Did you have plans for Halloween?”
>”What… that’s today, isn’t it?”
“Yeah. Did you… want to do something else?”
>”Mmm. I guess?”

>Seems like she’s open to the idea.
“Do you wanna go trick or treating?”
>”Eh.”
“How about a haunted house?”
>”Hm.”
“Costume dinner, just the two of us?”
>”…Mmm.”

>Even across the board, huh?
>”Wait… Aren’t you going to need a costume?”
“Me? What about you!?”
>”I have a costume.”

>Wait.
>Really?
>Huh.

>”Well… What do you wanna do, Sport?”
“I guess…”

>Well…

>>28771099
https://www.anonpone.com/miniquest/27811324#navbar

Unrelated to your sperg out all day, this is the quest they starred in.

>>28775630
This isn't going to get it's own thread? Ask what her costume is.

>>28775630
Let's go trick or treating to the haunted house and end the night by having 'dinner' aka trading candy followed by blowjobs.

Is "Cat Got Your Tongue" dead?

>>28775630
What are her other posters?

>>28775630
Dinner first.

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>>28775735
pic related

>>28775673
its a miniquest. expect 10ish updates

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>>28775760
>tfw no Shadeventure series

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>>28775721
Hold up, let me check my CYOA thread list, ordered by last thread creation date
Oh, it's about as dead as Dirty Work, BoatQuest, and Imagination Quest. It's less dead than Into The White and Northern Excursion, but still not as dead as CurseQuest!

>>28775630
Why not a small taste of all three?

>>28775804
If he's only doing 10ish posts then that's a lot to cram in.

>>28775630
Well before we can do anything at all, we need to get ourselves a costume. Ask what Neat's costume is so we can get something that compliments hers.

>>28774006
Looks like Glimglam is pretty popular in /cyoa/.

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Forgotten Faces; Horse Relationship Simulator resumes:

>>28775912

>>28775919

I think I might drop this quest soon.
Too many waifu wars and relationship battles are making it hard to get through

>>28775972
But Anon its not the QMs fault, its the players' fault...mostly

>>28775972
Just play the quest mate. When a post comes up vote. If it devolves into waifu shit then ignore it until the next QM post. The QM should be smart enough to count votes separate from arguments.

>>28775972
>>28775982
>>28776000
This could all be avoided by accepting the tall mare into our hearts

>>28776011
He's going after Celestia? Aiming high there.

>>28776014
Everfree Expansion's back.

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"Well before we do anything, I need to ask you something important!"
>"That is?"
"...What is your costume?"

>"My costume? Uhh... I mean..."
>She's... Floundering?"

"I thought you said you had a costume?"
>"I-I do! I just... Well, it's gonna be a surprise!"
>She nervously clears her throat
>"Besides, I... what's your costume?"

>Taken off guard, you too begin to flounder
"Well, I... Uh-"
>"Now I know YOU don't have a costume."
"Do too!" you lie blatantly

>You step away from your comupter with your headset still on
>Thank goodness for wireless peripherals!
>Neat always yells about input lag, but you never notice it.

>You take this advantage and begin to dig around your room for costumes
>You DID buy one
>You also had SEVERAL because your parents made you head the Nightmare Night Pageant and you had to supply the actors with some costumes.
>With any luck you can-

>"Sport, you're just standing still, you okay?"
"I'M FINE- Er, fine, just..."
>C'mon, THINK
"I'm... Messing with my sensitivity?"
>"Ah, finally lowering it? Just remember, one rotation across the pad!" she adds with a pleased tone.

>Alright, after turning over your room, you figure you can jury rig one of three costumes.
"I found my costume, Neat!"
>"Congrazzles. Wanna tell me?"
"I... Can't tell you what it is EXACTLY-"
>"Uh huh."
"But, I'll give you a hint!"
>"Oooh! Fun! I bet I have one that matches it."

"Oh really? We'll, can you match..."

>Royal
>Spooky
>Classic

>And while you pause for suspense, maybe you can think of a theme to go with this costume ideas too.

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>>28776017
Really high.

>>28776036
Royal Classic.
Let's mix and match parts shall we? We could be a space knight!

>>28776036
The classic lower half of a horse costume.

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>You assemble the first roll of costumes as best you can
>You still can probably finnagle something else if these don't work, but just in case these can be solid backups

>"...I'm waiting Sport"
"Hey! Patience is a virtue!"
>"I wonder if they have SSDs for coltfriends..." she muses aloud

>What kind of costume are we going for?

>>28776061

>Horse costume on a horse.

Yes. Please.

>>28776064
ZOMBIE GUARD

>>28776030
That's an impressively bad first post. No link to the previous thread or a pastebin so that people can recall the context, no context given in the actual post, and ending with a non-prompt.

>>28776089
This.

>>28776064
Holy shit we really can be a space knight.
How about mixing all three? We'd be a dead space character

>>28776089
I'd support it. We could add the blood splaters/paint to our armour/face.

>>28776064
>Hijack anime poster in her room
We have to go with royal obviously

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>>28776064
>coltfriend
excellent

>>28776119
Sound reasoning.

>>28776122
>tfw we never got that after quest tinepone art

>>28776091
You're right. I'll try to practice being less terrible, for future attempts.

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>Duh
>Why not pick the horse costume?
>It's funny AND slightly terrifying
>You clamber into the big suit

>...
>This is kinda uncomfortable
>It'd get hot really quick
>And with Neat in the front, you'd have your face in her butt all night
>Not sure if that's rude
>But it doesn't compare to the rudeness of straight up denying her Nightmare Night costume outright because you wanted a few laughs through the night

"...Maybe next year." you sigh as you climb back out

>"What's the hold-up, Sport?"
"I was looking at the hose costume."
>"The two parter? Really?"
"Yeah, I'm gonna skip on that one"
>"Aww... Why though?"

"I didn't want to be rude to you. You sound really proud of your costume this year."
>"Speaking of, I'm still waiting on your hint~"

>Right, right.
>"Also you might just want to put your costume on and get down here after you tell me about it."
"Huh? Why?"
>"You already got kicked for being idle."
"...Oh."

>Well, it's now or never."

"It's uh... A combo, actually."
>"...Really?"
"Yeah. Kinda Gorey, kinda Royal."

>"Gorey...Royal... Hm. Sounds fun, Sporty. Are you gonna-"

>You hear something off mic.
>You can't make it out except for an exceptionally bubbly
>>"Neeeeeaaaty! Sweetie Neatie! Can you come down here, honey?"
>She growls on the other line "Okay, mom!"

>She says to you, "Come on over and I'll WAIT MOM D-"

>The line goes dead, and the call ends.

>Huh.
>Guess you better get this costume sorted out.
>How much gore and how much guard?

>>28776195
70% guard 30% gore

>>28776195

Well. Dressing up as a plain ol guard is a bit nerdy. We might want to go hard on the gore.

>>28776236
A gory hard-on you say?

>>28776195
Lets start with full guard and than switch to gore until we find a good compromise.

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>>28776152
I haven't forgotten. I'm just so busy nowadays that I barely have time to even run, let alone do stuff off the clock. The Ork Feather pic is about half done, and the one of Feather's and Gulliver's foals needs some player input.

Also I'm exhausted and my day is booked tomorrow why the fuck did I decide to start GaT sometime in the next 26 hours?!

>>28776327
>why the fuck did I decide to start GaT sometime in the next 26 hours?!

Why not postpon it? Until you feel more ready.

Lets make a quest with just five words each /cyoag/

I'll start: You play as a pony...

>>28776409
who has lost her memory

>>28776413
And has a fat ass

>>28776413
Wait what were we doing?

>>28776417
She lives in a desert

>>28776424
and moonlights as a prostitute

>>28776424
And smells like a rose

>>28776437

But was actually the villian.

>>28776437
Despite having no baths because

>>28776476
Who just wanted her daughter

>>28776482
She was actually a plantpony

One more day for Mendacity to run

I still have hope

>>28776483
But she was a lesbian.

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>>28776517

Give up.

>>28776491
With vine like tentacles that

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>You get to work on your costume
>Royal and Gorey
>Perfect for a terrifying night!

>You put on the zombie costume first, using the tattered clothing as an underside
>Then you attach various armor pieces from the knight costume
>Even without the makeup, this looks pretty ballin' if you do say so yourself.

>And using your knowledge the Nighmare Night pageant gave you, you begin to apply the makeup
>Reds, whites, browns, yellows
>Gotta get that sunken eye. jaundiced skin, really gnarly look
>Not TOO much gore, but enough to look zombied out

>And some teeth for good measure.

>...
>You look at the mirror
>And apply some more scuffs to the armor pieces to make it look worn

>That looks pretty good!

>Just as you are almost done admiring yourself, your chat window pings and a new message pops up

[[Neat0]] ok costume ready
[[Neat0]] u comin down?
[[Sportacus]] omw

>You close the window and get ready to meet with Neat.
>You got everything you need, right?

>>28773412
I'll respond too since I care.

>>28771868
This is probably the most significant crack we've seen in Shield's proverbial armor. Please Shield, there is not much we can accomplish with what little we have. Not all Equestrians are bad. We're united against a common enemy with Sombra and these beasts, we simply have to get them to realize it. How, I do not know. I think that Wonderbolt Soarin would listen to our plea.

>>28776586
Pause in the mirror and image how cool we'll look when we go downstairs and sweep Neat off her hooves. Which is entirely unlike what happens.

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>>28775772
>Believing in the afterlife.

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>>28776626
>Afterlife isn't canon
ok kiddo

>>28776551

If I haven't given up on my life yet I'm not going to give up on Mendacity. As dead as Mendacity is my life is still far more pathetic.

If Mendacity still hasn't run at the end of the month maybe I'll change my mind on both.

>10ish posts
>5 posts in and haven't left the room

>>28776586
Don't forget the personal massager you bought her.

>>28776586
That's pretty sweet, actually.

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>>28776635
>Believing Gar's subconscious attempt to free him from his own guilt.

>>28776644
But anon, next tuesday is the first.

>>28776652
so its a little longer than that
guess its over, anon

and all thanks to your efforts

>>28776687

We still have tonight and all of tomorrow. There's no reason to give up hope prematurely when the only alternative is eternal oblivion.

>>28776652
>QMs
>ever good at judging how long something will be

>>28776698
I don't mind how many posts it is, I was just pointing it out that you weren't going at the pace you seemed to have intended.

>>28776686
Gar x Whispen really was the crack ship

>>28776756
>was

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>>28776756
What's so weird about it?

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>Your costume sorted, you grab a saddlebaggie for treats and head on out
>You walk down the streets, the setting sun lighting the way to Neat's house
>All along the streets, the jack o lanterns are lighting up and the road signs are getting set.

>Looks to be a busy Nightmare Night tonight, indeed
>...
>Night nighty night night
>Heh heh heh

>Your leisurely pace takes you to Neat's house right as the lights start to flicker on in the streets, and the sun's last streaks of light make for quite the atomsphere
>You ring the doorbell once, and you immediately hear a bubbly voice attempting to be spooky calling out to you
>>"WHOOOO GOES THERE?!"

"Uhh... What now?"
>>"OH! The first trick or treater! Well how do ya do? NEATIE SWEETIE!"
>"Mooom! Don't call me that around ponies!"
>>"Can you get the door dear? I'm still setting up!"

>You hear her stomp around the house and wrestle with something that scrapes along the interior floor
>She opens the door and her initial scowl melts int oa small, but warm, smile

>"Oh, Sporty! You're here quick!"

>You look her up and down and...
>You weren't expecting that.

>She not only took a shower and combed hair
>But she has on tuft extenders and fangs
>And little battie attachments on her wings.
>And is that makeup?

>Frankly, she looks stunning
>Her eye bags even seem less pronounced
>"Well aren't you tall dark and gruesome, she smirks as she pulls you into a hug
>You swear your heart is going to pound right out of your chest
>And while it would help the costume, it isn't making you stutter any less

>To think she matched your costume AND dressed as your favorite character!

>"So? Ready to go?"
>Whuh?

"What? I thought-"

>"My mom is kicking us out because the homeowner's association is having us host the "Haunted House" this time around. Apparently we're going all out? Either way, we're gonna have to get out of here for a couple hours or so."

>Welp
>You're a bit stunned
>"So I'm starving, mister Undead Steel. What's the plan?"

>>28776942
Gar doesn't deserve a big mare, let alone the biggest

>>28776973
She captured the look of her stupid face a little too well

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>>28776977
Don't talk to me or my waifu's Gar ever again.

>>28776998
She really did.

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>>28776973
Let's go to the malt shop.

>>28776973
>get votelocked into running Halloween quest about 2 literal whos
>turn it into Tara and Steel again
I guess I can't really blame you, but wow is that lazy.

>>28776973
The first part of the plan is to call the pretty mare pretty and compliment her outfit.

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>>28777035

>>28776973

>Not even blurry lined like she usually is.

Neat must be excited or happy. I wonder what she's planning.

>>28776973

roll for hidden door check

In her vagina

>>28777040
>thread votes for literally steel the costume
>blame me for rolling with it

k

>>28777153
Quit defending yourself and run the spoops, questmonkey.

iluvubb

>>28777153
It's also your fault that we're doing this instead of the other things.

>>28777153
Why can't you just please everyone with conflicting contradicting desires?

>>28776973
Neat makes an attractive Tara.

>>28777002
what are they looking at?

>>28776973
Trick or treating we go.

>>28776973

She is way too cute to be Tara.

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>>28776973
>try not to voice crack
>voice crack a lot

>>28776973
I guess coming to the general to find out where Hijiji's running the halloween quest worked, if not quite in the expected fashion.

Refreshing to see you guys playing one instead of fucking it up from a safe, remote location for a change!

OK, so we don't want to party with her mom, totally understandable. That means we either find treat bags and actually trick or treat, find another party, or go to his place and play vidya.

I vote we find another party! Shouldn't be too hard I'd bet.

>>28777395
No need to be passive aggressive, friend. Let's just play.

Please don't take this as an attempt at confrontation. Someone else will see your comment as such and I dont want another hour of finger pointing.

>>28777395
Goddamn it Jeff.

>>28777035
>WATCH US SWOOCE RIGHT IN

>>28777419
>>28777423
I love you guys too! Kiss kiss! Now we got a common goal, so let's get these two outta the Apple Store and into battling some undead.

>>28777419
IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT?

>>28777419
I bet you're friends with Jeff.

>>28777476
>>28777487

I should have seen this coming.
I can't even tell if this is sarcasm.

But it's too late. Now I'll forever be known as a jefffriend.

>>28777395
Who the hell pissed in your cornflakes?

>>28777516
Don't mind him, Jeff's just excited to play his first CYOA.

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"Uhh... Milkshakes?"
>"Only if we get fries." she says, walking with a particularly swingy gait
"You alright there, Neat?"
>She rights herself and gives a little shrug
>"Y-Yeah."

>A short walk takes you through the heart of your small town
>The crowds have started to build up, roving groups of trick or treaters and such enjoying the sights of the spooky town
>And enjoying the various vendors for premium candies and such
>It might be fun to go trick or treating on the way back home

>In any case, you and Neat arrive at the local eatery, and it too has a ton of Nightmare Night seasonal decorations
>Like little tacky paper ghosts
>And the pumpkin stickers on the menus

>"Gan we get a table of two and a buch of fries?" Neat asks the waitress
"Oh! Can we also get two milkshakes?"
>The waitress nods and leads you two to the table
>And you sit there, staring at Neat
>She just looks so perfect!
>You are kinda conflicted, too
>On the one hoof, if she cleaned up like this every day, you're not sure what you'd do with yourself!
>On the other...
>You kinda like that this reserved for special occasions.

>The waitress places your food and drinks down for you, and you both get chowing down.

>"Y-You alright there, Sporty?"
>You snap out of your gaze with a jump
"W-What?"
>"Kinda just staring there, buddy."
"How can I help it? You're so pretty! And the costume is amazing, too!"

>She averts her gaze and takes a long sip on her milkshake, a smile sliding across her face

*tap*

>Hm?

*tap *tap*

>"You hear that?"
"Yeah, it's-"

>>"STAY AWAY FROM TARA, YOU ZIMBAMBO!"

>What the?

>>28777568
Scare child! Assert dominance!

Attempt to be scary but just come off as silly.

>>28777568
Make silly faces against the glass.

>>28777568
Agreed, menace the troublesome youth with an upraised-hooves territorial threat display.

>>28777568
pausing

>>28777605

More halloween qiest tomorrow then?

Thanks for running.

>>28777568
Your relationship isn't canon, 'Dusk'

>>28777605
Nature when? I thought we were getting Alchemy nature quest for Halloween.

>>28777676
that was a half joke since Naturequest: Alchpone edition would be a serial booper being set upon the forest

Dead thred

>>28778167
No u

>>28778167
Quests was a mistake.

>>28775778
>Cough Syrup is so dead that it's not even on the list
Hurts just a bit.

>>28777568
>Expect Halloween shenanigans

>get a pseudo steel and Tara date sim instead

what a waste.

>>28778440
Direct them to a haunted house or something then.

>>28776973

>literally just dressing up as a bat pony stereotype

Wow, racist much?

>>28778440
>bitch about quest not going in the direction you want to
>while not making any suggestions

ladies and gentlemen, the cyoa player in its natural habitat

>>28777568
As much as he's wrong and bad and that ship is not canon reeee, it IS still kinda cute he's 'defending' Neat from a zombie.

>>28778397
I do have it on my list! It's as dead a School Daze, which was a 2-thread long quest by !!2qm, NOT by GlacierClear.
It's more dead than Unique, Curwhibbles, and Coltshan's only slightly successful quest, Hand&Hoof, and a tiny bit more dead than Lost Doll and On Spectral Wings. But less dead than Cuddle Merc, Zawaquest and Where We Wander!

I only remember half of all the quests I just named!

Reading this whole thread and the current quest running in it, I can safely say - this kinda sucks.

/cyoad/ seems to be filled with either whiners or shippers or a combination of both. No wonder why we don't have adventures in quests any more! All the folks with a backbone and a head upstairs as opposed to downstairs have all seemingly left!

If you ask me, I think we need to change from 'choose your own adventure's to 'choose your own relationship' since all I've gathered so far is everyone wants to see ponies dating and hugging and kissing and not travelling the world.

Is it so wrong I want more world explorers and less tongue explorers?

>>28779104
You could start by playing quests with actual adventure

>>28779121
Educate me anon

What's alive, well, and adventurous?

>>28779131
The nein lands
Blord Quest
Crystal meth
Outcast
Frostbitten
An historical
Space
Heart of iron

ANd that only from the ones listed active on anonpone

>>28779131
Forgotten faces, if you can get past the shipping.
Warrant?
SHC is in Cutequestria so cuddling is expected.
Hijack
BoatQuest when it comes back
Historical Perspective
Osmanthus/Miracle

These are the ones whose names I remember

But as always the best advice is: If you want something done right, do it yourself.
Who knows you might just be good. We could always use more quests

>>28779138
>The nein lands
Too wordy.

>Blord Quest
Could be fun.

>Crystal meth
Edgy.

>Outcast
>FoE

>Frostbitten
Could be fun

>An historical
Premise seems boring.

>Space
Pass.

>Heart of iron
Could be fun.

>>28779146
>Forgotten faces, if you can get past the shipping.
Doesnt seem interesting.

>Warrant?
The humor style is grating.

>SHC is in Cutequestria so cuddling is expected.
Pass.

>Hijack
Isn't the QM running the current ships how? Pass.

>BoatQuest when it comes back
So it's ded.

>Osmanthus
Not sure.

>Miracle
Boring.

>>28779177
Well then you'd better make your own, or just keep waiting.
Any QM who can run is running now, so I doubt a new one is gonna pop out of nowhere

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>>28779177
>I want more adventure stuff
>ew no those all suck

>>28779194
Don't be upset

He's the sad questless one here, he needs help

>>28779131
The Nine Lands and Bardquest are what I recommend for adventure.

>>28779177
>three "could be fun"s
Wonderful. Glad you found some quests to play. I will check your dubs and wish you well on your journey.

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It's that time of the year again. To celebrate I will be taking costume requests.

>>28778456
>>28778466
>implying we had any say in her dressing up as Tara.

its gonna be a dating sim regardless of what they do now.

>>28779463
Zero and Gear as Android #16 and Dr. Gero

>>28779463
Aurora as Walter White.

>>28779463
Parcel as Fry from Futurama

Halloween is just an excuse for ponies to dress like slutty bats

>>28779609
Good.

>>28779463
Do a character from a CYOA you don't read, as a character from a tv show you don't watch.

See if things line up.

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>>28779642

>>28779463

Laccolith as Indiana Jones.

>>28779463
Easy Ride as a scorpion.

>>28779463
Harvest as a succubus.

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>>28779575
>>28779632

>>28779845
It's great! Thanks a ton, Gimp.

>>28779845
Perfect.

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>>28779786
And the cost of procrastinating Saturday and Sunday means I need to go to classes soon.
I'll be back later.

>>28777568
Inform the little Shadelet that Shade x Tara isn't canon

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>>28780101

The Adventure continues!

HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>>28780351
Thanks Cammy

>>28779845
>Fallen Crystal Ponies
>Perked Ears
One job.

post yfw your favorite quest character "comes to town" but you're out of money and he/she asks you to slam a hoagie.

>>28780504
What does this mean
Like an actual hoagie?
Or a "hoagie"

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>>28780504

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>>28780504
I hate it when that happens.

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>>28780504

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>>28780504

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>>28780504

Bard Quest:
One night like any other
Obviously!
!snruteR

>>28780691

>>28780090
sloot

>>28780090
What a semen demon.

>>28780942
semain demain