CYOA DIscussion

>>28788695
Nice costume, chooso

>>28788688
Ignore it and think about how we're related to the prior owner. Do we have any female relatives?

>>28788695
Fuck you, let us die.

>>28788739
that's not a costume, that's who she feels she really is inside.

>>28788688

Touch it with our hoof.

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Hi retards, what would you like to bitch and moan about this evening?

Did Everfree Expension get deleted?
It's not in the 4chan archive, and using the archive it looks like the thread hasn't had any reply. Did OP give up altogether?

Speaking of abandonment, what happened to the guy who started "Are you clever"?

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>>28700970
Detainment continues

Active threads

Ahistorical Perspective: >>28780101
Coltquest: >>28731864
Outcasts: >>28759446
War in the North: >>28723740
Bard Quest: >>28774196
Warrant: >>28700970
SIM: >>28752923
Plant Fucking: >>28744699

>>28788805
>Plant Fucking:

I think it's called Hail.

>>28788789
This stupid ass mare

>>28788789

Your shitposting

>>28788789
>all the boats are the same design as her flank tattoo
Wow, self absorbed much

>>28788805
>8 threads
ded again?

>>28788688
Perhaps the couch can be recruited in exchange for a favor.

>>28788853
Time for Arkquest to debut!

>>28788853
Don't forget the two QMs who are running halloween short quests in the general.

>>28788684
Octavia
I can't think of anyone else who counts that isn't from a dark and depressing CYOA.

>>28788688
Give the couch dick a soft rub and then inform it that we're still not that easy, but it's being a much better behaved. If it keeps it up then we might indulge. Give it a little pat and then hop up and head into the kitchen. If we're hungry it's time to eat.

>>28788688
give the couch a hoof job to put him on your list of allies.

>>28789269
The bed actually didn't do anything to us, only the blanket and pillows.

>>28788688
Rub the head of the couch and say, "Poor thing, maybe if you give my back a little massage I'll give you a little reward." Bam! Free automatic back massaging couch.

>>28789423
I like it.

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>>28789423
>Free automatic back massaging couch

>>28789423

Now that's how to work the system

Ugh, I hope our aunt or whoever it was wasn't some gross old mare. Her juices are probably staining every piece of furniture in this house.

>>28790043
Oxiclean that motherfucker before rewarding him.

>>28790043
>>28790167
>disrespecting your ancestry

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>>28783282

>>28790452
I-Inept

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>>28790452
>>28790466
What good timing!
>>28790443

It begins.
Trigger warning. You'll see why soon.

>>28790507
>bug quest that probably won't die in the first thread
I love you.

>>28790507
>900% edge
huh. Didn't expect that.

>>28790507
When do we nuke the windigos?

>>28790507
Inept can you teach me to be as edgy as you?

>>28790507
Will Doxel turn away from the edge or push through like the bug autist he is and attempt to make it overly positive and hopeful? Only time will tell.

>>28790637
>time
So like 3 posts?

>>28790637
If he tries to turn us into ponk bug I'm making sure we go evil. We'll still be ponk bug, just killing ponies along the way.

>>28790645
>>28790535

>>28790654
yep. for every hint of ponk we kill a pony, don't care if we waifu a pony all quest and betray our race, if he ponks 8 months from now we're heal turning on the spot.

>>28790654
Fucking agreed. I want to be the bad bug for once.

>>28790660
>third non-qm post
What do I win?

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>>28790675
Why not go to the source and hit where it really counts?

I solemnly promise never to suggest we disguise ourselves as a pink poofy-maned pony. Happy?

>>28790730
It's a start.

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Is it a sea of stars, or a velvet of staring eyes?
In another note, resuming Hail. >>28790998

>>28791014
>in
On

>>28791080
Now THOSE are some tufts

>>28791080
Christmas is a month from now fagola

>>28791080
>sweating bat mares

>>28791080
Now post unknown (1).png

>>28791149
Raven will not tolerate this

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I'm late but I'm back. Lets see if I can keep it from all falling apart.
>>28791206
>>28791206

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5ZrcTin-ZI

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>>28788894
I got one, also Basil started off pretty damn Woobie

>>28791296
Basil was constant woobie. That character existed just to be abused.

>>28790507
I really like the aesthetics of that title card

>>28791454
Tell me about Basil, Anon.

>>28791697
She was taken from her parents as a hatchling and raised as a slave by a witch. The witch told her if she ever disobeyed her she would explode. The witch stole souls and trapped them in dolls. Eventually she was rescued by adventurers. They tried to help her work through her severe debilitating psych issues and made mild progress in making her be less of a Fluttershy. Then Basil decided to explore her changeling heritage and meet a queen. The queen forced a bunch of information and opinion ns into Basil's head while Basil cried and cried out for her to stop. Originally it included memories and personality transfer too, but SWC changed his mind at the last minute. Then Basil's cutie mark broke and couldn't be fixed. Then the quest was cancelled.

>>28791729
>all the cyoas with woobies are dead
I think this is a sign.

>>28790507
Looks neat. Now turn it into a neon-bug changeling.

>>28791751
It is a sign. A sign that people that try to use cheap emotion bait don't finish what they start.

>>28791461
Thanks!

>>28791753
Can't. That's your job, not mine; go vote for neon stuff in the character creation and maybe it'll happen!

Inept quests are so good and popular that I consider dropping mine.

>>28792618
seems like a good idea.

>>28792618
Please don't, I happen to follow all the quests on the board.

>>28792618
>Making it into a cock measuring competition
Just like kill self famalamlamalamamlamalamamlamlam.

>>28792618
If you're that easily discouraged you should probably just drop life.

>>28792787
but inept doesn't have a cock

>>28793335
feminine penis.

https://storytellerdraws.tumblr.com/post/138387436247/yup
Reminder

>>28793812
don't remind me

>>28793812
https://storytellerdraws.tumblr.com/post/128609468523/the-first-teeny-tiny-little-baby-steps-into-my
Reminder.

>>28790615
Wars and bad alternative universes are canon anon, why do you call it edgy?

>>28793953
Because it's not 100% bright and cheery with rainbows and lollipops. Is this your first day on 4chan?

>>28793963
I'm more interested MLP CYOA-wise.

>poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11559162

>>28792627
you're weird.

>>28794462
How is it weird? I have nothing else to do, so all my free time is spent on lurking and occasionally partaking in quests.

Guess who I am and then tell me how my quest can be improved.

>>28794538
no.
how about you tell us who you are and THEN we tell you how your quest can be improved. Unless this is some kind of non specific q and a thing you've poorly set up where we just give advice for a random quest? i doubt that, but if it isn't that then you're a fag.

>>28794538
The only clue we have is your posting time, and that is assuming you're >>28792618
That doesn't really narrow down the list you know...

The half of my number is the half of 400.

>>28794603
wew

>>28794616
lad

>>28794674
Fuck off, that's my job.

Tried remembering all QMs up till now, I never realized that there had been 40+ QMs around with how often they disappear.

>>28794694
I'd say hundreds if you count ones that never make it past the first thread.

What is the Citizen Kane of CYOAs?

>>28794694
>40+
That sounds awfully low. There have been so many short one-offs and single-digit thread CYOAs before /cyoa/, there's gotta be more.

>>28794694
There's 125 quests on Anonpone. There's probably been like 10 QMs that do two or more quests.

>>28794717
Renne?

>>28794717
Renne Quest.

Who is the Adam Sandler of CYOAs?

>>28794722
I'm only counting them as they come to mind, so I would have missed a lot.

>>28794724
To be fair, Coltshan alone must have like 12 CYOAs

>>28794751
Did he leave /mlp/ for good?

>>28794538

It can be improved by you running it.

>>28794745
Res

>>28794753
No idea. I can hardly recognize written styles. Maybe he did Everfree Expansion though, or that other quest that had popped up recently. The spooky one on Halloween >>28772441

>>28794745
Nips.
Has a bunch of things and they're all underwhelming and feel unfinished.

>>28794769
Aww shit, I forgot about that one already, I wanted to read it. Thanks anon.

Did I miss any other Halloween quests, other than the two that were here?

>>28794790
None than I know of. Maybe some will appear this weekend? Halloween being on a Monday mustn't have been an ideal time for (potential) QMs.

>>28794777
And he'll also get a bunch of promo and praise just because it's Adam Sandler.

>>28794790
Nevermind, dropped. Still, thanks anyways.

Since I feel like pissing Jeff off, I'm going to post another criticism of A Historical Perspective.

Mori, you're doing a pretty good job with characters and seems like you're setting up a colorful cast for possible future shenanigans. Best way to describe it's discount JAD. No offense but as early as I dropped it Innkeep is a pretty baller QM as far as writing goes at least.

My problem now is that there isn't alot of progress being done per post. It seems like it takes alot of posts to get anywhere and some posts even feel "press x to continue". I feel like you could go straight to the point instead of dragging it out.

Still, when you take time to work on building other characters you do a great job. Also, you need to add a time traveling monkey from Mars who wants to protect the planet from an intergalactic threat.

I know it's been done to death, but I grew up reading HP Lovecraft and would love to do a Lovecraft pony quest. My annoyance at the meme version of lovecraft has kept me from even asking until now, but would anyone be interested in that?

It would have shitty art and follow a handful of the stories closely.

>>28794858
You fucked up by saying it's lovecraftian straight away.

>>28794866
ah, but I closely avoided that word.

>>28794845
>time traveling monkey
not time lord wrecking the timeline and attempting to fix it

>>28794858
Just do it, but Bath and Nips (one day each month) are already kind of on that topic

>>28794866
No, that's not how it works.

Who is the King Crimson of CYOAs?

>>28794887
Bath

Who's the Animal Collective of CYOAs?

>>28794878
No, I mean, it should be a surprise. Should make a thriller CYOA and then after reveal the old god horror.

>>28794858
What are you searching exactly? Do you have a solid enough idea of what you want that you can describe it beyond "Lovecraftian", and say why do you want those elements-- What is in them that attracts you regardless of the problems Lovecraft had as a writer?
There's many ways to do Lovecraftian. You can do it with ambiance and very few creatures ever appearing, like Miracle does, or horrible creatures like Nips does, or a forebonding atmosphere and depressed characters like Bath, or you could make a fourth way. Your call.
QMing requires a very firm idea of what you want from the get go, so you should be able to answer these questions.

>>28794904
I mean specifically ripping off some of the better, but less know of his stories and adding ponies. It's what he would have done.

>>28794923
Uh, do you want to come to the club?
You are kinda spoilering most of your possible players. In there at least some people won't read everything you plan.

>>28794927
No don't you dare you scrub.

What he said would amount to "I want to Qm a game of Call of Cthullu", everyone can still talk about it without being "spoilered"

Who is the Yoshikage Kira of CYOA?

>>28794927
I should but I'm honestly no where near the planning phase, I was kind of gaining intrest as well as just how familiar with him people are. I am serious about it through and was thinking December, you know, Yultide, when the call off Cthulhu starts

>>28794945
oh man that sounds even better, I forgot Call of Cthullhu The Game was a thing

>>28794901
I can't think of any QM that is experimental, psychedelic, and that kind of hipster enough. I don't think there is one. Bath has two out of three but is deffinately King Crimson and not Animal Collective.

Any of you QMs really into DMT?

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>>28794957

SWC is a very good QM and I can't wait for Curse to return

Wolvan is a very good QM and I can't wait for Custos to return.

>>28795051
Someone Who Cares is someone who cares, of course they will return anon, maybe not soon, but one day they'll come back for us.

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Blord plant

>>28795080
I like this plant. Would feed quality fish based nitrogen supplements.

>>28794845
>Time traveling monkey from Mars

Step it up, we only doggos from Mars can time travel.

>Press x to continue
For the posts where it seems like there's only one answer, I really want my players to get creative with how they respond. I can understand how that might come across as a limiter though, and I'll work on it.

>Discount JAD
I'll take it. Fuck, that's basically a compliment, considering how early into the story I am.

As for the lack of progress, I'll work on speeding things up. I like to be detailed in the goings on of current events, but a 2000 character limit can make that difficult.

Thanks for the criticism friend, I like to know how I can improve.

Iluvu bby

>>28795162
>Accepting constructive criticism
Nice job, now I'm going to have to fill out another incident report when Jeff sees this.

>>28795080
Blant Quest When?

>>28795080
Best plant.

Running.
>>28795670

>>28795708

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTORY!

Accepting constructive criticism edition.

>>28795080

Bard Quest: Sweet, you coloured that! While I'm at it, is there something you'd like to see me draw? Just 4u? Returns!

>>28795720

>>28795080
I want this plant to make weird grumpy noises at me with it's real mouth.

>>28795760
Draw your second favorite not-your-quest character half dressed up in a costume looking at a calendar that says November first.

Bonus points if it's an active quest.

>>28795798
Don't tell me what to do.

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>>28795012
>>28794887
I need to listen to Lizard again now.
>>28794886
I don't think my stuff is Lovcraftian. My tone is way too inconsistent for that. I believe the QM you are looking for is SlothTrot.

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>>28795798

>>28796185
Hah. Good one.

>>28796185
That's a cute Sharpie.

>>28796185
>not going for bonus points

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>>28796263
I have faith

>>28796288
>gif doesn't gif
brb killing self

>>28795264
What even is this this new meme. Who is jeff, what is the context to this joke? Is it just another sekrit joke i'm not privy to?

>>28795162
You quest needs more charpenters and masons

>>28796317
Nigga lurk the fuck moar
Previous Thread: >>28772125

>>28796317
It's just one guys pushing the shitty meme about calling Jeff some guys who sperged pretty hard some time ago in the general on Qm getting too much criticism

>>28796317
Jeff's some newfag.

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What is a hors, but a miserable pile of cuddles and friendship?
In another note, resuming pony dressup sim-- I mean Hail: >>28796345

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>>28700970

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I don't have any other relevant pictures yet, but Give and Take continues now!
>>28796691

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>>28796705
Chrysalis has a stupid face.

>>28796705
>Bugaboop
adorable

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>>28797161
uh oh, I found doxel bait when I looked up "changeling boop"

It's really just a bump, because aparently we need those now

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>There’s no reason some impressive planning on your end can’t make this all work out
“Neat, I have an idea. Can you do me a favor?”
>”Do I have to hug or kiss more kids?”
“Actually, quite the opposite”
>She breathes a sigh of relief
>”Finally, free me!”
“Can you stand in the line for the house?”
>”Oh… I can, I guess. Can you get me something from the dipped fruits stand?”
“Yeah sure! But first, I’m going to take Dusklet over to the spooky item stand and let him get something.”
>”Why though?”
“Well, we kinda kept him from getting a decent haul like every other pony here, so we might as well help him out a bit.”

>Plus you might get her something nice too.

>You weave through the active streets, following Dusklet close by
>You're not going to let him slip away and get lost again, no sir.

>While he beats you to the stand, you still manage to catch up before he starts poking and prodding all the various goods.
>You have a look yourself, and your eyes scan over various items
>Assorted pony bone bags, coins and jewelry of the candy variety, and various masks for the time-pressed trick or treater
>But one item in particular stands out to you
>A small pirate booty chest in the back
>The lid is partially open, revealing a large amount of chocolate dubloons and candy sabers.

>A devious plan forms in your head
>Neat doesn't know this, but you have a particular penchant for making kids do cute things
>Especially to mares you like

>You flag down the cashier and point out the large chest
>And while it would have cost you every bit you had on you
>The cashier gives you a big discount
>"A costume like yours is one of a kind!"
>Dusk shakes his batana indignantly, and he laughs while patting the bat colt's head
>"And his baturai master is just adorable as well!"

>With that out of the way, you report to the fruit dipping stand.
>>"I want chocolate!"
"Hey, easy!"

>You look at their wares
>They have tons of various fruits and dippings...
>What should you pick for you and your mare?

>>28797720
chocolate mango for the dusklet.
white chocolate strawberries for neat.
caramel apple for you.

>>28797720
Mango that dusklet up

>>28797740
>>28797720
That sounds good. Double dip them strawberries.

>>28797720
Is the one dressed as Easy a pegasus?

Remember that trigger warning?
Yeah, just a heads-up: now's about the time it might become obvious why that was included.

>>28797852
>raep

>>28797852
OH OH
IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE USING UNDERTALE STYLE CHAT BUBBLES?

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>>28796185

i'd like to draw something, anyone want a cyoa related scribble?

>>28798080

Yes.

>>28798080
I would like scribbles of best plant >>28795080

>>28798080

Draw a pony dressed in a cross between a white mage robe and leather armor

white fur with an orange mane please

>>28798080
Draw an Octavia that is happy

>>28798095
Which cyoa is this for?

>>28798119

Historical Perspective

Her name is Lenna Ton'berri, after two Final Fantasy characters

>>28798126
For future requests it'd do you good to mention the name and CYOA right off the bat. When artists are drawing for /cyoa/ they usually like to know the request is actually for a CYOA.

>>28798134
Sorry. I'm not very good at asking people for things.

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>You first order your master’s chocolate treat
>Hmmmm
>What would a little bat colt love more than anything?
>…
>It’s a hair racist, but its not wrong

“One chocolate mango, please!”
>Dusklet’s ears perk up, and his pupils dilate
>That must have done it

>The clerk hands you the chocolate covered treat, and you set it into the bouncing and excited foal’s hooves.
>In a flash he nearly unhinges his jaw to take a big bite, but you bop him on the snoot to stop him
>>”Aww! But why?”
“You should wait for Tara to get hers too! It would be rude to eat before the lady.”
>He whines and wiggles in place, cradling his treat.

>Next, you order a caramel and nut covered apple for yourself
>And some semi sweet and semi romantic yogurt covered strawberries.
>In all the time you’ve known her, Neat has loved strawberries and loved yogurt with strawberries!
>This will surely please her.

>With your booty in check, you lead Dusklet to the house where you left Neat.
>Upon your arrival, you immediately notice a large sign by the gate that reads

[WE ARE OUT OF CANDY! PLEASE NO MORE TRICK OR TREATERS! SORRY!]

>Hm
>You look over the gate, and see that there is still a sizeable line of ponies outside.
>Instead of explicitly pushing in against the crowd, you decide to have a seat on the curb and wait it out

>…
>Minutes pass, and the last group of trick or treaters exit the house.
>You're about to press into the house yourself when a very disgruntled Neat blows past you and Dusklet
>Slamming the gate closed behind her
>"I'M GOING TO EGG YOU DINKS SO HARD!"

>She growls and glares at you
>"...WHAT?!"

>>28798231
Hi

>>28794845
>>28795162
I'm actually sort of touched that you all missed me enough to summon me.

Morami: While you were never the target of my criticism, I'll let you know how I felt about 'them' tampering with your story.

Your story was good after it was tampered with.

But it was also good BEFORE it was tampered with. No doubt you had the whole thing worked out at some point or you wouldn't have organized it the way you did.

It was also nice to read the story behind "Jeff", I've been chuckling about that periodically.

>>28798231
We got you some romantic fruits
[brandish sweets]

>>28798231
Dusk, your lady demands vengance. It must be done.

Screw that whole parental responsibility thing, it's Nightmare Night.

>>28798231
This:>>28798293

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What currently running CYOA would you recommend and why?

>>28798491
Mine. It's good.

>>28798491
>>28798527
Not his. It's shit and we aren't waifuing the waifu I want.

>>28798491
Not the one's I'm not reading

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“Uhh… Hi?”
>She just looks back up at the house on the hill and growls viciously
>Her rage is palpable…

>She stomps on down the street towards her house
>You and Dusklet follow suit, but you both try to stick somewhat far away
>Probably due to the fact she’s seething with anger

>You fish out a yogurt covered strawberry and trot up to her position
>At first, you simply walk by her side, letting your presence make itself known
>”…Got a problem, Sport?” she huffs angrily
“Well… No. I DO have some yogurt covered fruit.”
>She side-glances it warily, a scowl still plastered over her face

>She snaps it out of your hoof immediately and jams it unceremoniously into her mouth, chewing it noisily.
>A truly graceful mare indeed.

“You… Wanna talk about it?”
>”Later. First, I want to dump this kid off at home and grab a carton of eggs.”
“What happened?”

>She sighs and recounts her terrible tale reluctantly
>”I got up there, and they said they had only one batch of candy, and it was going to go to the best costume.”
“So? They-“
>You snap your mouth shut
>Oh.

>”Yeah.”
>She laughs bitterly at her own state
>”I guess I should have known. A costume like mine? Winning anything? Please.”
>Her voice cracks a bit
>”I bet yours could have won. You always got these kinda things down pat, don’t you? You... Always do.”

>>28798638

Jeez, relax, it's just a costume. It's only there so we can strip you out of it at the end of the night anyway.

>>28798661

That doesn't sound like a thing Neat would enjoy hearing...

>>28798638
we need to give the dusklet the cute payload and have him tell her how much he likes her costume.

>>28798665
[fear]

>>28798667

I mean, we could try reassuring her by saying they probably just wanted to give the last piece of candy to a foal; I guess that would make her feel better, if that's the sort of thing you're aiming at. I'm not sure why you would want to do that though.

>>28798638
What was the winners costume? The competition could've just been an excuse to give the last of the candy to somebody they knew.

>>28798638
I'm thinking she spent more time, money and effort on that costume than she led us to believe. Or is she pissed she waited that whole time for nothing.

What's the deal here, she dosn't really seem like the type to go apeshit over losing a silly contest.

Maybe the candy went to that one preppy mare for putting on a pair of cat ears and a slutty outfit? That'd piss me off.

>>28798638
"There's nothing wrong with your costume, they're just being dicks. Besides we got candy anyhow. As for the eggs, you sure a dozen will be enough? Maybe we can find some toilet paper and shaving cream too."

>>28798638
>The shitty Halloween quest is still going on.

Get with the times grandpa.

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>>28798711
Pic related.

>>28798711
Jeff, it's past your bedtime.

>>28798723
I'm here to tell ya, what I hate is people screwing up stories I enjoy. I was Le Judging Hat, not Le Fucktard.

>>28798665
[terror]

>>28798665
What the fuck is this and why woukd Doxel do this to us?

>>28798638
Put an arm around her and pull her into a hug.

"They probably thought it was unfair to let the beautiful mare win. I mean, someone as pretty as that has to win and be good as so many other things they've got to give the underdog a chance. Isn't that right Dusket?"

>>28798769
he can't say no and spes wanted a space deer ponk

>>28798730
Sorry Jeff

>>28798804
Space deer huh? That sounds so much better than what that thing is.

>>28798862
That's better

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>>28798888

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>>28798711

>tfw halloween was almost 20 years ago

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>>28798888
>quads

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>You fall back to Dusklet to regroup and figure out what to do
>With Neat like this, she’s bound to do something drastic
>Drastic being actually acting on her vandal impulses

>You lean over and whisper to Dusklet
“When I give the signal, give her this gift.”
>>”But… That’s my candy!”
“I know, I know. But the lady is feeling really sad right now, and she needs a knight to come and give her sweet words-“
>You push the box into his little hooves
“-And some sweet things.”
>Dusklet looks at you, conflicted
>He swallows hard, and nods knowingly
>Thank goodness this kid’s roleplay skills outweigh his sweet tooth.

>Still you can't help but worry.
>Neat has never been the type to lose it like this
>Well actually, that's an outright lie
>She might be low energy, but when she wants to win, she REALLY wants to win.

>You trot back to her side and begin to poke around for some answers
"Did... Did someone win with a terrible costume."
>"No" she snaps back
>"No it was perfect and everypony liked more than mine."
>Uh huh...
"It wasn't a foal, was it?"
>"If it was a foal, then that homeowner is going to prison for what he said."
>Ah.
>A 'sexy' costume.

>You arrive at Neat’s home, and just as you expected there appears to be some ponies exiting the Haunted House her mom put on
>”Oh Neaty Sweetie! How are-“
>Neat just blows right on by without a care

>You and Dusklet trot along as well, quickly saying hi to her mom and moving upstairs to her room.

>Upon entering you’re greet with a somewhat unfamiliar sight
>You see lights on, and the area cleared
>Like she cleaned up recently
>As well as a few items on the desk

>Neat promptly pushes everything to the side in a fit, and starts to gather her things
>She places before her a carton of eggs and several rolls of toilet paper
>And throws off her bandana.

>”Now all I need is a bag.”
“Neat?”
>”Not now Sport. Fall in line or get out of the way!”

>You look over her table
>But your concentration is broken by Neat barking at you
>”Well?!”

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>>28798088
>>28798095
>>28798116
I did all three at the same time.
yay me.

>>28799003
top kek

>>28798987
I have too much spaghetti to be able to solve this sort of problem.

join her at the table and help her slowly, be supportive and sympathetic to her feelings and distract her while Dusklet comes in from behind and gifts her.

>>28798987
"You know, if you've got a box of dried potato flakes and powdered chocolate pudding in the kitchen, and maybe some corn, I can make us a crock of the best simulated doo-doo for their doorknobs ever. You sorta roll them like clay-dough snakes."

>>28798987
Don't say anything, just take the kid and walk away. If she says anything tell her we're going outside and we can talk when you calm down.

Later you can tell her that we didn't like seeing her like that, and we weren't going to help her do something drastic when she's that upset.

Then if she has calmed down and still wants to do it for fun, we can help her of course.

>>28799003
This is just beautiful man.

>>28799053
Actually, with ponies I guess the formula would be French cut green beans, potato mash and corn, made into golf-ball shapes.

>>28799090
And green food coloring.

>>28798987
Neat, I get that that guy spoiled the night for you a little, but you're kinda doing the same right now.

>>28798987
>she made the costume herself

on the plus side this means we get tuft warmers whenever we want them

>>28799053
>>28799090
Why go to all that trouble when there is perfectly good dog shit to be found outside?

>>28799120
Golden Rule, man. Unless they REALLY asked for it.

>>28799120
You see any horns on our foreheads?

>>28799143
well obviously we would use a poo flinging stick.
>>28799135
oh yea, that thing.

>>28799003
Gotta say, Ton'berri is pretty cute there

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“Yeah, I got an idea for some poop to throw at them too, just give me a sec to recall the recipe.”
>You’re no idiot
>Between the bolts of cloth, spools of threads, and the sewing kit so lovingly included
>You idly stroll around the room, taking a peek at things around
>Particularly at a partially open closet
>You lean against the wall and peek into the crack of the door
>And you see…
“Woah…”

>Another, far more intricate costume
>A thingpone costume with extra arms hanging off the back
>Complete with a wig and several strings, which you assume controlled the extra limbs
>And is that a speaker?
>That must have taken a lot of effort to pull off
"Neat..."

>"You remembered how to make it?"
"Yeah but..."

>You think about your next words.

"I think it would be a shame, to let it dirty the hooves of such a pretty mare. Really."
>She scoffs, and continues to load up a bag with her tools of tricking trade
>"Yeah, so pretty she can't even win a costume contest with a TARA costume, the most basic of basic waifus that ever-"

>You stride over the room and wrap your hooves around her and take her into a hug
"Calm down. Please. It's not worth it. No one is worth it but you, Neat."
>She stops and her breathing goes shallow
>She coughs and sniffles

>"It's just so easy to say, isn't it?"
>She's tried so long to keep herself composed
>"It's so easy to just say 'you're pretty!"
>You feel several drops of liquid fall on your legs
>"It's so easy! Just because for once Neaty Sweetie cleaned up like all the other girls!"
>She drops her bag, the eggs spilling out onto the carpet
>"And for Neaty Sweetie to feel what it was like to be normal was too good! So she had to get reminded how AWFUL she really is!"

>Her whimpers roll out into grand sobs, and she continues to hold onto you
>"I never - It was so stupid but-!"
"It felt good, didn't it? To be normal?"
>"But now I realized nopony ever thought I was..."

>You signal to Dusklet, and he pokes her side with the chest of candy
>"H-Huh?"

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>Tfw Inept is making everyone play an Undertale cyoa an nobody bats an eye

>>28799261
you're normie to me.
[quiet reeing]

>>28799277
Undertale was a fantastic game.

>>28799261
It's easy to say "You're pretty" because you're pretty. Whether you're 'normal' or not, whether you're gussied up or not. I think little Dusk agrees.

Give her a kiss on the head and then quickly, and gently push the bag to the side so that none of our hoofsteps accidentally squish one.

>>28799261
It's not easy for me to say to you, because to me you're not just another pretty girl, to me you're beautiful, and it scares me how much I mean it.

After that, slowly lick away one of her tears then say "and fuck normal".

>>28799277
And those faggots are playing a pacifist.

>>28799309
oh, uh, wisper that last part, I forgot about the kid.

>>28799315
Biting someone's dick is hardly pacifist anon.

>giant advanced thingpone costume in the closet
>she asked us over the phone what we were going to be
oh no. She threw together a Tara because she wanted to match with us, and she's taking her loss as a sign that she failed. She gave up that super awesome costume for us.

>>28799315
I hope Inept actually counts votes and not discussion posts. The 'plan to get our head caved in' crew seems pretty determined to discuss the best way to get killed.

>>28799261
This
>>28799298
then
"Now let's hear the reasoning a silly pretty mare would use to forgo wearing a bucking awesome costume just to match some dunce of a stallion"

>>28799343
Inept is going to kill us eventually anyways, might as well get it over with right away.

>>28799343
Whats with you edgelords anyway.

>>28799261
Try to get her back to normal. As for the drops falling on our legs, I can't help but wonder, front legs or rears? I mean. Fronts obviously. Right? Gotta be fronts.

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>>28799352

>>28799315
If we rescue the guy and he turns out to be a dick, we can just have him all to ourselves. It's not set in stone where we go from here. Mainly we wanna end this wretch that's, well, being a dick.

>>28799351
If trying not to get ourselves killed in the first ten seconds of life makes me an edgelord, feel free to mark me down as one.

"Let's attack an adult as a newborn and hope he doesn't kill us!"

>>28799372
I agree that it's unwise, but the GM gave us a hint of a clue that we might roll a 20 with the victim imploring for help, emotionally.

And if we live, it should be a fairly entertaining battle.

Inept might ignore the idea entirely, too, and just have the victim get deflated.

>>28799372
you're right, clearly this is a real-life analogue and not a cyoa on a Nigerian clay shaping forum. If this was 2013-2014 Inept, sure maybe you'd have a point, but right now the biggest risk we have is probably having to hatch as another egg for a respawn mechanic. Better to get a feel for the game while we have to investment in the character.

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“It’s easy to say because you’re pretty, Neat.”
>”Y-you…”
>She’s in utter disbelief
>Well, its now or never Sporty

“Listen, I gotta be honest here. I really do like you. I like how you look after a long game session, and I like how you look gussied up like a normie, too.”
>She only sniffles in response, and you can’t help but chuckle and hug her tighter
“Heck, I like how you look, how you act… How you just ARE. I like everything about you, Neat. And sometimes it’s a little scary for me.”
>”Really?”
“Yep.”

>She buries her head in your chest floof and murmurs
>”I like you too. I like you so, so much…”

>You sigh
“I know. And I know about your old costume. The Thing, right?”
>Her breath hitches.
“You gave it up because you wanted to match me."
>She laughs at this and adds
>“I actually thought you were gonna go with zombie or spacepony… And we all know how that call turned out, heh.”

“I think it turned out beautifully.” You whisper in her ear, gently rocking her tired body
“And Dusklet here thinks so too, right?”
>He nods bashfully
>Neat falls back into your arms, drained from her emotional outburst
>”Sport… This whole night has been a wreck.”
“Well… Not yet, right? I mean, you didn’t egg them for making you feel ugly, did you?”
>She dejectedly sighs and admits, “Yeah. I guess I didn’t.”

"But..."
>"...But?"
"I'm still pretty miffed my beautiful marefriend got treated like this."
>You roll over an egg in your hoof
"And I think we've got enough treats for tonight."
>"So... Is it time for a few tricks?"
"Maybe."
>You bump snoots.
>But before anything, you got to get Dusk home.
>Thankfully his mother calls, and the batlet goes running downstairs back to his mom

>...

>At an ungodly hour of the night, a pony in drag approaches his home
>"What the?"
>He touches the front of his home.
>And bemoans
>"Aw dang! First I give the last candy to that mare and wear this getup for NOTHING, then THIS?"

>You and your marefriend's giggles echo through the empty streets.
>The End.

>>28799470
Yay! Thanks for the Halloween quest Spoopers.

>>28799470
Shit was cute. Thanks for pullin' a late night to get this finished up you cool motherfucker, you.

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>>28799470
Thanks for an interesting run, Hijiji! I love your quests. Nice work on the door handles, too! It's all in the artistry of the placement, after all!

>>28799470
Neat's mom doing lewd things with the batana when?

>>28799470
What does that stallion's cutie mark mean?

And why does his costume look familiar?

>>28799635
It looks like a pair of panties with a bat on them. I'm guessing his special talent is cross dressing on halloween

>>28799686
>Panties have what looks like Y7 on them
Uhhhhhh...

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>>28799686
it's probably a bow.

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>>28799583
Speaking of details, I love this little decoration. I want one.

>>28799635
It's Emerald.

>>28799470
Maybe finish it on Halloween next time.

>>28799740
I saw those as quickly doodled thighs or something, not a Y and a 7. Maybe he's a kid friendly cross dresser?

>>28799825
Yup, I was admiring that too.

>>28799372
>"I won't give him up without a fight"
>Let's bite his nuts!
What the fuck

>>28793949
?

>>28799470

Autism/10

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>>28800305

>>28799470
Okay. That was something. Hijack or one of the other two Halloween quests when?

>>28800323
He shouldn't have deleted that. An autism score of ten is a much clearer message than whatever low score is implied by autism/10

>>28800327
Shut up dox

>>28800391
Only doxel mentions doxel. Shut up doxel.

>>28800391
>>28800442
Shut up doxel. Stop talking to yourself.

>>28799929
He finished it, shut up.

>>28800830

Something something History I guess.

I'm running.

>>28800837
Anne Historical?

>>28799470
I bet Sport got laid that Halloween.

>>28799908

>More Emerald abuse.
But why. We don't come into your quests and make fun of your characters. Why you have to do that man?

>>28801127
cuz u suc lol

>>28801127
>We don't come into your quests and make fun of your characters.
Well why not? It's not our fault you don't know how to have fun.

>>28801127
Because it's amusing.

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>>28801127
Because you're gay, just like emerald

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Which qm's would you engage in sexual intercourse with if you were gay or bi?

>>28801295
>if

>>28801295
I'd do Inept if I were gay.

>>28801295

Arc and Mint.

>>28801295
Inept.

>>28801295
A lot

>>28801305
Mint is too pure for sexual. Shame on you.

>>28801127
Urban straight up killed other quest characters. having Emerald get egged is nothing

>>28801295
I'd probably fuck Bath, honestly. Or let him fuck me. Whichever he'd be more comfortable with.

>>28801295
Lis, maybe Hij, Linkeh, and a non qm, Doxel

>>28801295
I'd make myself at home in Res' cavernous rectum.

Bi-annual reminder that it is pronounced "Cho-yah"

>>28801800
>Bi-annual
wew
I'll be waiting for your next post on 05/03/17 I guess

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>>28801800
Wrong, it's "sjooah!"

>>28801830
That would be semi-annual, faggot.

>>28788695
You are now aware that this is
>CYOA DIscussion
and not
>CYOA Discussion

>>28801845
No wonder this thread has been shit. OP fucked it up.

>>28801830

Is that dd/mm/yyyy or mm/dd/yyyy?

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>>28801839
>pic related
11/18 then

>>28801854
'murican notation

>>28801839
Both semiannual and biannual refer to something happening twice a year.

>>28801865
and semenanally refers to OP

>>28801839
>>28801865
Biannual could refer to either because everyone mixed it up so much that it became common parlance for both. It used to refer to every two years as opposed to semi which was twice a year.

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>>28801892

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>>28801892

Bard Quest: Bard Quest is perfect and objectively better than every other quest (except for typos). Surely you have some objections, but they don't mean much until you've read all of Bard Quest and started participating for at least a coupkle of threads: returns!

>>28802061

War in the North continues, with our protagonist finding all sorts of stuff laying on the floor:
>>28802067

>>28802077
STUFF

>>28802116
THAT

>>28802133
IS

>>28802140
LEWD

>>28802144
HELPS

So how often does this shit happens where everyone just craps out a random word like they're doing right now?

>>28802220
Every day when Fins posts his update.

>>28802220
>>28802226
And yes, please do your part to report them.

>>28802251
It's a fun little word game, what's the problem? Does it really trigger you so much to have to scroll a couple of extra times?

>>28802281
Spamming once a day, every day for 4 months.

Running.
>>28802291

>>28802281
Imagine it like this. At the same time every day, someone at work shouted a joke.

Then they do the same joke the next day.
And the next day.
And the next day.
At first it may have seemed all in good fun, but it gets exhausting so quickly.
Now imagine they do that every day for months. The same joke.
Even after you ask them to stop, they keep doing it.

If it's fun, get your own private discord where you can do it, or do it on /b/, or /mlpg/. Not here. Least that way I won't have to see it. This isn't the place for chatroom behavior.

>>28802281
>It's a fun little word game,
It isn't. It really isn't. It may have been a little funny when it first started, but now you've made it happen so many times that it is only retarded, annoying and stupid.

>>28802321
>Fun = funny
Anon, I...

>>28802281
You know what HEfags are, right? You're doing the same thing as them and it's equally as annoying.

>>28802321
Don't be silly Anon. He's intentionally being annoying, and being annoying is fun for retards.

>>28802312
There's that babba booey point when it becomes funny again. But yea, when you put it that way it does sound pretty annoying. I'm not the annon who starts it though, I've just been adding the occasional word.

>>28802356
So what you're saying is that this CYOA Discussion general is full of retards?

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>>28802365

..and you're all giving him the satisfaction of being openly annoyed about it and keep talking about it with more posts than the actual shitposting.
Good job guys, good job. It's like you have been on 4chan for no longer than three weeks.

>>28802353
Actually, I don't. What's a HEfags?

>>28802376
>him
I think it's like 2-4 people

>>28802388
Thanks, I get it now, that is the same thing.

Someone make a strawpoll, that'll solve this.

CYOAG doesn't deserve to die this way.

>>28802421
It's actually the 'He has no style, he has no grace' from the DK rap. It's a more specific version of the same thing.

>>28802437
I blame Jeff, that piece of shit.
This is all his fault.

>>28802434
http://www.strawpoll.me/11568065

>>28802437
That's just it though isn't it. If CYOAG wasn't one foot in the grave, those posts would be intrusive enough to bug enough people to get reoprted enough times for mods to take notice.

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>>28802437

>>28802385
It's the sekrit club shitting on the thread because they actively hate all non QMs

>>28802580
Then why would the sekrit club target fins?

>>28802604
Fins isn't a target, merely a means to an end. If we just shat all over whatever random quest was starting up it wouldn't be as effective.

>>28802580
I thought everyone here hated QMs who don't follow the /cyoag/ rules they made up on how to run a CYOA?