Archived threads in /mlp/ - My Little Pony - 270. page

File: 1491574246907.jpg (35KB, 493x585px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 493x585px

>>30542102
What the fuck? I bumped the thread

>>30542128
When I showed up the thread said it archived on 7, fucked if I know why, I was at work for the last few hours. Did we get a mod rampage again?

>>30542102
>Bite me Once not in the OP
One job

File: 1472441__suggestive_artist-colon-kazerad_lyra+heartstrings_a+cat+is+fine+too_animated_bad+touch_crossover_human+fetish_-colon-i_katia+managan_khajiit_m.gif (17KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 600x600px

>>30541899

File: 1479801__safe_artist-colon-crash9902_lyra+heartstrings_bust_clothes_magic_pony_portrait_scarf_solo.png (545KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

545KB, 1024x1024px

>>30541908

File: 36378764.gif (5KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 600x450px

>>30541908
UPDATE NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER

File: 1495348041313.gif (353KB, 780x696px) Image search: [Google]

353KB, 780x696px

>>30536838
Topic of the day: How would you make a romantic evening that Vinyl enjoys?

File: image.png (1MB, 1203x1024px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1203x1024px

>>30536848
Pizza, E, and loud music

File: 1483861388721.png (353KB, 1024x957px) Image search: [Google]

353KB, 1024x957px

>>30536957
>Implying getting high and eating pizza is romantic

>>30525472
What if you an Luna got well with each other during your freshmen year.
>Your peers call you the vice principal's ass kisser.
>Well they're not exactly wrong.

File: Fluttershy_Hiding.png (573KB, 1400x1473px) Image search: [Google]

573KB, 1400x1473px

>>30525472

Glad to see this is back!

File: surprised.png (19KB, 247x239px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 247x239px

>>30525472
Hey I remember this thread

File: Who's been foolin'.png (1MB, 1280x904px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x904px

Previous thread is actually >>30362273

>>30519039
For easy Stand-making and free bumps, here's the automatic one-of-a-kind Stand Generator.

http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html

And now that you have a stand of your own, why not put it to the test in an All Star Battle?

Lots of Stands have come out of these threads, both powerful and creative, so what's so wrong with a little competition? Let's see who comes out on top!

>Pick any stands from these threads and come up with a battle!
>Example: [Black Star] vs. ｢Dragonforce｣
>And if you're feeling really creative, you could write multiple stand users fighting, either in groups or be a huge battle royal.
>Example: The Dazzlings vs. the Shadowbolts
>And in true JoJo fashion, feel free to get creative with it. Maybe write a conflict that isn't a straight up battle.
>Example: A court case where someone hidden is using their Stand to affect the proceedings, and a bored user on jury duty must set things right with their own ability.

We've had a lot of ASBs so far.
A four Anon free-for-all: http://pastebin.com/nYizqLre
Or the Triple Pink Ponkdown!: http://pastebin.com/0GKTJbDC
Two swordsmen matching wits in the city: http://pastebin.com/xYJpFFD1
And we've even seen a team-up to save the world: http://pastebin.com/AUjwjBcF

But we still ask ourselves... do we stand a chance against the Joestars themselves?

>Jonathan vs. [Fire in the Church]
http://pastebin.com/si7M9A9f
>Giorno Giovanna VS Erich Rammstein
http://pastebin.com/Atks9007
>Jolyne Cujoh Vs. [Saturn's Children]
https://pastebin.com/YbMARP67

File: the thing about destiny is it never ever makes mistakes.png (3KB, 227x222px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 227x222px

>>30519121
If you're new, here's our JOJO PONE GREEN INDEX to help you find which stories you're interested in.

>Rammstein's Bizarre Adventure: (Ace_Sorou)
Erich Rammstein is a NatSoc and stand user living in Canterlot that gets often dragged to battles against other stand users.And his sister is a cute. A CUTE!
Status: ONGOING
All chapters here: http://pastebin.com/u/Ace_Sorou

>Dimensional Link: (A-non moose)
Pinkie Pie stabs Anon with the Stand Arrow, thus granting him a stand. And everything is fine and dandy, until said arrow becomes Twilight's stand. Now Anon and his pony friends need to find a way to create a new arrow and give it back to Pinkie's family because tradition... or is that all?
Status: ONGOING
All chapters here: http://pastebin.com/u/A-nonMoose

>Stan(d)on in Equestria:(AusAnon)
Rainbow Dash misteriously develops the stand of ｢ANONYMOUS｣, which has its own will, and quickly become friends. But when the ｢NIGHTMARE｣ returns to Equestria, it is up to them to fight it and any other stand user that gets in their way.
Status: ONGOING
All chapters here: http://pastebin.com/u/AusAnon

>MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC: (Cameo)
After Twilight and Starlight prod Anon's soul in an attempt to give him magic, his "Soul Stone" shatters everywhere, granting anypony in contact with it a stand. Anon also develops a stand, but a new threat comes to Equestria, trying to get a hold of the soul shards and get rid of Anon and his friends in the process...
Status: ONGOING
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/Creamymemedaddy

>Moondancer Makes Friends (Cameo)
Antisocial Ramona "Moondancer" Danzig watches as all her peers are murdered at the Summer Sun Celebration by an cruel, unknown assailant. Then she wakes up, 19 days earlier, with a chance to find the killer's identity and stop the massacre. But even with her strange new ability, ｢The Distiller｣, she won't be able to do it alone...
Status: ONGOING
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/Creamymemedaddy

File: Joel.png (5KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 1280x853px

>>30519266
>Care Root's Bizarre Adventure: (Ditherer)
When Stands become normal in CHS, the antisocial loser Care Root gets one that burns up his own future with every use. After a chance encounter with his soulmate, that future suddenly changes, making him one of the most dangerous Stand users in play. Will he survive the conspiracies raging across Canterlot when even victory can burn up his reason for fighting?
Status: ONGOING
All Parts: http://pastebin.com/u/Ditherer

>Coco's Bizarre Adventure: Nothing's Kingdom (Ditherer)
On the night King Sombra reconquers Equestria and sends the Elements into comas, Coco Pommel falls off her balcony, sorts out her life, and gets saved by a mysterious power before she hits the ground. With the power of Stand, she ventures beyond Manehattan to foil Sombra's plans, save civilization, and - most importantly - revive Rarity.
Status: ONGOING
All Parts: http://pastebin.com/u/Ditherer or http://www.fimfiction.net/story/328442

>Bon Bon's Bizarre Badventure (Ditherer)
Ponyville's resident grump Bon Bon gets dragged by Lyra Heartstrings to Fillydelphia's chintzy Alternate History Museum, and discovers the fringe science really has something to it when they both wind up in an apocalyptic universe, and find they're not alone.
Status: Complete
All Parts: http://pastebin.com/C7rsbsjk

>Marble Pie's Bizarre Adventure (Ditherer)
The Pie Family has prospered for generations through the magical energy of a strange meteorite. When rogue author-adventurer A.K. Yearling steals it for the good of the world, Maud, Limestone and Marble have one week to recover it before the farm goes bust.
Status: ONGOING
All Parts: http://pastebin.com/Xbqcj7qn

>French Anon's Bizarre Adventure: (FrenchAnon)
Anon is an intern in the SpeedWagon Foundation, but after a terrorist attack during an experiment with a stand arrow, he is transported to Canterlot High...
Status: ONGOING
All Parts: http://pastebin.com/u/JosefJoestar

File: 1442142__safe_artist-colon-dm29_bow+hothoof_rainbow+dash_scootaloo_shining+armor_soarin%27_spitfire_windy+whistles_parental+glideance_spoiler-colon-s07.png (229KB, 1260x760px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 1260x760px

More prompts:

Prompts:
>Twilight's fear comes true: Starlight Glimmer has taken to whapping changelings with a flyswatter. The only things Twilight couldn't predict were the size of the flyswatter, and where it was applied.
https://derpibooru.org/1413580

>Starlight's bottled up anger infects Granny Smith, making Granny spank Trixie for slights against Starlight.

>Fluttershy hid a clause in her contract with the construction ponies for her animal sanctuary. It used fancy language nopony understood. Now those ponies are wishing they had paid attention to it.

>Scootaloo wants to know what a spanking feels like. How to find out? That elastic band she uses to go to Cloudsdale...

>Turns out the Cutie Mark Crusaders didn't tell any of their caretakers they were going on a spy mission with Big McIntosh.

>Pony visitors to Yakyakistan find out that the yak custom of giving you what you need, rather than what you ask for, has disastrous consequences for your flanks if you act up.

>>30477680
Not gonna lie that image is fantastic.

File: 924921__safe_screencap_pinkie+pie_party+pooped_animated_ass+slap_context+is+for+the+weak_looking+at+you_slap_solo_spanking.gif (1MB, 500x369px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x369px

>>30477698
I like it too. Forgot to mention Vega has a slave pony story with semi-frequent spankings that is still getting updates.
Warning: feels

https://pastebin.com/rJhtA082

>>30477691
>Pony visitors to Yakyakistan find out that the yak custom of giving you what you need, rather than what you ask for, has disastrous consequences for your flanks if you act up.
Pic related from the first yak episode. Makes sense when you listen to what she says.

>And so my quest begins. I know what you're thinking. "Why go to Yakyakistan alone, Pinkie Pie?" Because I'm the party planner. This burden falls on my rump and my rump alone. If I want a great party, I gotta climb the mountains north of the Crystal Empire, find Yakyakistan, and come back with something authentic! Know what I mean?

Something authentic = a sore backside, forged in the fires of Yakyakistani punishment?

>>30696776
Depends on how big a faggot the dad was.

If a bigger faggot than OP then maybe.If equally or less then not likely.

File: 63568383257.gif (2MB, 1000x676px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1000x676px

>>30696776
no, she broke up with me.

>>30696776
why would you defile Rarity like this OP?

>>30690882
I heard Vincent Tong is actually bro-tier

>>30690882
I don't hate him, never did.

Besides, as of the past few films he's /ourguy/

File: 1499206653146.gif (1MB, 350x330px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 350x330px

>>30690882
All he ever wanted was pic related, I don't hate him, I understand him.

Gosh OP is a pedophile

>>30690127
Gosh you say that like it's a bad thing

File: happy.gif (454KB, 507x508px) Image search: [Google]

454KB, 507x508px

Wrong filly, OP.

>>30686659
>>30686664
Fidget spinners are a dead meme.

File: mlp-fidget-its-cube-twilight-sparkle.jpg (18KB, 261x264px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 261x264px

There's also fidget cubes.

>>30685111
Neither. Discord is on their side and he could end the conflict with a snap of his fingers.

>>30685128

>Season 4 Princess Abduction Crisis
>He did basically nothing but provide moral support
>Tirek Crisis: Actively opposed the heroes despite technically helping in the end.
>Three's a Crowd: Sent two monarchs on a dangerous adventure and risked causing instability across two nations.

Yeah, uh, I want to have a plan B.

>>30685134
Fluttershy keeps him in line now.

>>30684693
Because she just realized she doesn't have herpes.

File: because it's true.jpg (142KB, 878x900px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 878x900px

>>30684693
Kill yourself, thanks

>>30684703
Is someone upset?

>>30683873
There's roughly little to no reason to even have her to exist.

>"all the boy pitched in to help me make a pie, I hope you're hungry Shiny <3"

File: ifitexists.jpg (270KB, 961x905px) Image search: [Google]

270KB, 961x905px

I only like her pr0n

>>30683796
I'm currently snuggled up with my Pinkie. Cozy as fuck, desu.

>>30683831
Hate to be that guy, but Book horse is obviously the better cuddle bug.

>>30683838
Chrysalis is best cuddle bug.

File: 1234123432142.jpg (69KB, 622x850px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 622x850px

>>30683115
She'd steal his virginity like the /ss/ queen she is

>>30683115
sit on his face

>>30683134
>>30683138
she is pure

she even rejected Flash when she had the opportunity

fucking degenerates