Why is Chrysalis such a bad mother? She should be happy that her son is happy and exhibiting leadership qualities to the point where he can take her place.
Twilight is best Mommy
>>30653514
Isn't she though?
>>30653514
Only if she lets you bang her
>It's our mindset ^:)
>>30653500
There is no mind to be set.
>>30653505
I wouldn't mind a reset
>>30653500
your mindset
Pear Cider is better than Apple Cider. Only good Apple Cider is mixed with Pear Cider, and really, that's more like tainted Pear Cider.
>>30653268
Ok.
>>30653289Delicious tainted pear cider...
If you don't intend to go to Equestria for the purpose of finding your true love, marrying them, having a bunch of beautiful children together and living a long, prosperous life, you don't deserve a place there.
>>30652963
Sure thing, mr "the show is mine and I do what I want with it"
For once, you're not too much of a faggot OP
You're 100% right
It'd be your duty as first/only/last human over there to try and make as many kids as possible
>>30652963If I go to Equestria, then I go because I was given a second chance. My dick doesn't work and my legs don't work. Every last living, waking moment of mine will be spent learning, making friends, and solidifying connections so that I can pass the torch to whomever comes in my wake.
I'd sure as fuck love to find my true love, but I don't think they have Viagra in Equestria - and if they do, it'll probably make me piss blood or some shit because of the different internals.
>...uh what's with the orange cowboy on th-WTF!?! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANON I'M TELLING MOM YOU'RE CLOPPING TO WORST PONY AGAIN!!
its time for
>rape
>>30652832
>orange cowboy
>worst pony
>not blue gay pride flag
Am I the only one who thinks that the show would be much better if Spike was the main character?
He adds more entertainment and personality than any of the manes combined.
>>30652724
You're just gay
>>30652724
I think he would lose characters to bounce off of and then it would quickly become boring or agitating.
However if you mean take Twilight's role, then yes he should.
>>30652724
You did your shitpost, you can KYS now
In this thread we propose eachother with increasingly worse scenarios to test our dedication to our waifus.
I'll start. The /v/ Devil will give you your waifu, but, once a week he will appear and take you with him. Totally random, could be in the middle of the night. You are tasked with anally raping pic related.
You do not need to know who he is, would you?
naw cuz dhat ghey
>>30652856
Do you even have a waifu?
>>30652676
Strange place to ask for meet ups man. Try craigs list.
I just realized this didn't have a song
>>30652631
The less songs, the better.
>>30652642
/thread
>>30652631
It didn't have a good plot either.
i wanna see the movie but if i see some guy who looks like this im leaving
>>30652560
>Implying you're not the guy who looks like that.
these two are girlfriends
They are girls and they are friends, so yes.
>original mem
Who is the pony on the right?
>Two ponies think they're making out with a handsome stallion. But surprise! It turns out they're actually kissing each other. What now?
and she wants their friends to be sluts too using the power of her makeup
>>30652213
And there's nothing wrong with that.
>>30652227
i agree
>>30652213
Looks like she wants her friends to look like juggalos
You know what'd be awesome? A Bully-style game set in Canterlot High
>>30651667
With the main character Sunset? Any more ideas? Maybe with magic? Maybe a alternative timeline, where Sunset get's the crown, but isn't turning into a demon but still destroys the mane 6? Or maybe she just tries?
>>30651688
I was thinking Anon or some similar character would be the main character, with Norman as Pete and Flash as Gary
>>30651696
Fund it!
Get in here faggots
>>30651637
No.
Sir, I think you are on the wrong board.
>>30651643
No I believe I am at the source of it