Twilight seems rather happy during sex ed, why is that?

>>30684693
Because she just realized she doesn't have herpes.

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>>30684693
Kill yourself, thanks

>>30684703
Is someone upset?

>>30684703
>>30684714
FOUR YEARS
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>>30684693
Barbiefags have ruined this board. And you come to us now expecting acceptance?

All you deserve is death. I will grant you the mercy of a swift one, but you will no longer waste this world's resources.

>>30684693
Pictures of venereal diseases make her moist.

>>30685098
t. Barbiefag

>>30684703
>"WAAA WAAA WHY ISN'T EVERYONE A FURFAG LIKE ME? WAAAAAA WAAAAA"

>>30685093
>state the current year
>>30685119
>liken him to Lee
>>30685124
>call him a furfag
these are not arguments

>>30685147
>uses lee tactics
>not a argument
They say imitation is the best form of flattery

>>30685147
(You)

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ITT: buttblasted barbiefags

>>30685165
It's sad really
Four years and still booty bothered

>>30684699
90% of all humans on earth have herpes...

I used to come in these threads expecting silly greens about waifus sucking dicks and whatever, and now all we get are 'hurrr barbiefags xdddd' and 'u ruined everything reeeee'
which might even be better

>>30685379
Greentext is dwindling anyways because you never know when mods delete the thread for """"""""roleplaying"""""""""". The butthurt is amazing though I agree.

>>30685397
I don't think the 404 excuse is a valid reason, a writefag knows when he starts greening something in a thread that's obviously going to get pruned
You faggots not giving them enough (you)s and valid criticisms, rather, is the real cause

>>30684693
>"And this is how horses mate"
>"I know this might have been a bit graphic for a few of you bu-"
>"Twilight, why are you smiling like that?"

>>30685478
>scitwi proceeds to pester shimsham about the sizes and shapes of horsecocks and asking questions about whether pony cocks looked like that, and if she had a horsepuss
>and maybe how do they taste
>j-just kidding, haha...hah!

>>30685478
wrong twiggy

>>30685534
>"Is it true what they say about horse genitals Sunset, you know how good they feel?"
"Excuse me anon?"
>"HAHA got you just kidding PSYCH hehe"

>>30684693
Now she understands what Timber did to her that one time at camp

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>>30686453

>>30685165
Who does "barbiefag" refer to?

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>>30686486
Some cuck who prefers the doug people to ponies from the show.

>>30686486
Everyone who likes EqG

>>30686486
EQG=Hasbro's Barbie
therefore barbiefag=EQGfag

>>30686486
this guy here >>30686502
He's stepped in barneyfags boots to become to amazing barbiefag

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>>30684693
You could say this is going to be a "cram course" for her

>>30686519
Sick victim complex, miss.

>>30686527
Nigga you literally get the first post in many EQG threads despite not liking it just to state you don't like it, you may in fact, be WORSE than barneyfag.

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>May I please be excused miss? I really need to use the restroom.

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>>30686589
"No Twilight, we can't have that, this is very important, besides, there's only 2 hours left before the bell rings, you'll have to wait until then."

>>30686610
Ma'am are you drunk?

>>30686610
and that's how twilight discovered piss bottles

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>>30686867
Why is r9klight so damn appealing? Someone explain.

>>30684693
I thought we were in geography

>>30686977
you project your own qualities onto an animated cartoon character in an attempt to make them more relatable

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>>30687034
that's hot

>>30684693
Because Celestia is teaching; you know how Pony Twilight gets around Pony Celestia.

>>30687137
>Celestia teaching sex ed
unf
>to Twilight
U N F

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>>30684693
>she said benis

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>>30686977
How do girls pee in bottles?

>>30687278
with good aim

>>30687278
Funnel

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>>30687278

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>>30687278
practice

>rape

>>30687288
>aims vagina

>>30685582
>>30685534

>tfw you and Spergel will never get really, really excited about horse gentiles
>Tfw you both will never make Sunset uncomfortable with all of your questions
>ALL of them

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>>30686502
>>30686508
>>30686513
>spoonfeeding

>>30686519
>trying to defend your shit taste

>>30686524
>didn't even bother to put spoiler on the pic
please kill yourself slowly and painfully, Carlos.
this is a new low.

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>>30687537
>Twilight orders horse dildos and asks Sunset if they're accurate
>Anon does the same a few days later
>Shimmer is very confused

>>30684693
Because we're tighter than bark on a tree

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>>30686453
DELETDELETDELETDELETDELET

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>>30686453
>"He was my friend, and he violated me!"

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>>30687537
>Horse gentiles
OY VEY!

>>30686453
Tbqh, Timber was hella creepy.

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These two are so fucking
Cute together

Piss is a disgusting fetish

>>30688268
>and I loved every second of it

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>>30689358

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>>30689358
>You should've been there Sunset. First he pulled me into the boathouse and started kissing me. When he stuck his tongue in my mouth I tried to pull away and tell him to slow down, but he just put a finger on my mouth to shush me and then he grabbed by rear.
>Then he stuck his hand in my shirt and started undoing my bra, then I slapped him. I expected him to be mad but he just said that it only made him harder and he grabbed my arms and pushed me against the wall
>He ripped my shirt open and stuck one hand down my shorts and used another to grope my breasts. He didn't even pay attention when I started crying
>Eventually he pulled my shorts down and took off his clothes as well. I may not have been an expert at the time, but I had a feeling about what was about to happen
>I told him that I loved him and asked him to stop. His response was to put me on the floor and flip me on my stomach
>He tore off my panties and started to lick me...down there
>When I looked back I saw him take his boxers off begin to poke at my rear with that dangly thing that boys have. I tried to tell him "Wait, I poop from there!" But he didn't listen and rammed it in
>It hurt, but at the same time it felt...kinda good
>He pumped it in and out of me for a good ten minutes before he let out a yell and collapsed on top of me
>Eventually he got his clothes and left, leaving me there in the nude with a strange white goo dripping out of my bum
"Sounds like you got raped, Twilight"
>Was that what it was? I should get Timber to rape me again sometime!

>>30684693
>why is a scholar happy to learn.
Then again it's likely all stuff she already knows.

>>30685552
That makes it better though.
As an alicorn real twilight is peak horse. That bleeds into eqg twi.

>>30686985
I bet eqg land has an island shaped like a penis.

>>30687420
In fact yes.
It taked practice but not that much practice

>>30689415
Kek.

>>30689457
It's called Florida

>>30684693