>FOR THE LAST TIME PINKIE. I don't want to go on a STUPID date with your STUPID monkey friend!
>>25307566
Hey! I'm not her friend!
>>25307566
You didn't have to bring friends.
your cutie mark looks like an aliens bunghole abducting two snowmen
also you're short, total marelet
ITT: Writing Prompts to cause feels. This isn't the standard way of feels, this is to make a heart race and bounce with every word the reader examines. Here we are, writing to cause emotions to stir.
This is where the Greentext and Pastbin Writers are welcome to make the shit they desire come true.
With words of despair, searing in fealty to your writing,
You won't be in solitude, as you'll be with all us other writefags.
So please, make some feels come alive. Make people look to this thread in hope.
We all want this.
Break the feel limit, writefags.
Make the feels come forth.
>>25306496
The worst feel is that I suck at writing.
>>25306496
>No one will ever write a mother luna story
I wanna be the cute luna son colt
>>25306496
>There was the one pone
>But then the thing happened
>Now pone has become sad
>Pone doesn't like sad
>"Oh, hello Anon! Thank you for joining me for tea today."
What happens?
>>25306187
no thanks, I hate tea.
>>25306187
Rarity drank tea with Anon
Drink tea and discuss life
So what does everyone think of this pony video game?
http://darkerastudios.weebly.com/mlprcs.html
Nobody interested? even a little? I knew I should have posted that countdown timer and get some hype before it actually released.
>game maker 8.1
I already know its shit.
Looks interesting... Im'a download it soon as I get home!
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 106, the one where AJ gets a politics sized headache.
>>25301100
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>>25301107
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>>25301125
Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack
Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25222467
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki
Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out the character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!
Pictures and greentext encouragedbaka
Tsin Tsun Dere Dere
Previous Thread:
>>25221238
Pineapple Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/meme/23982869#navbar
>Huh. After all the advice you gave him on how to approach women, you never accounted for the fact that a woman might approach him
>At least this means he doesn’t have to go through the awkward moment of asking her out
>Hype looks like he’s frozen in time, huge smile still plastered on his face as he looks at you
>You’re not sure if he’s waiting for your advice or actually stuck in that pose
>Leaning slightly over, you get a look at the griffon hitting him up
>She’s larger than Hype, but that’s expected with griffons
>Appears to be a little older than him, maybe around your age
>She also doesn’t look totally waster, so she’s hitting on him with a clear mind
>Shifting your eyes back to Hype, you give him a wink that says “You can do it”
>He immediately whips his head back around as if your response was the permission that he needed to continue
>”S-so, what’s your name? I’m Hypostome”
>”Hypostome? That’s cute… I’m Glizelle”
>”Nice to m-meet you”
>You don’t understand. The spaghetti is bursting out of his hypothetical saddle bags, but she doesn’t seem to notice
>”You know, it’s a little crowded here. Why don’t head somewhere a little more private~?”
>”… Like where?”
>”My place isn’t too far, just a block away. What do you say, cutie?”
>Hype’s head turns in slow motion, eyes nearly glazed over in enthusiasm and confusion
>As he nervously looks at you, beads of sweat are already forming through his fur on his forehead
>As his mouth opens, his voice slightly cracks
>”I-I’ll meet you guys at the ho-hotel later, Gar”
>>25300020
Let him fuck the griffon trap. It'll be good for him.
>>25300020
God dammit. We needed his help with pen.
Alright hype. See you later.
Imagine, if you will, an Equestria. Populated not by magical horses, but instead, magical humans. No, not Equestria Girls (unless you're in to that sort of thing), but regular, run of the mill humans. Now, suspend some of the more restrictive laws of physics and biology so that some of said ponypeople can grow beyond the limits of imagination and proportion.
Be it caused by an increase in status (including but not limited to Princessification), magically overdriven puberty, cosmetic sorcery, or simply an internal desire to be something more, these are the denizens of /Huge Humans/.
So stick around! Share a fanfic, post some pictures, discuss an idea, or even write something up if you're feeling it. It'll be fun!
>>25299938
>tfw Equine humans are like orks from 40k
They get bigger the more power they have.
... Oh shit.
>>25299964
soundsdangerous
bird humans are way bigger than horse humans
objective fact
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of My Little Pony fanfiction! Featuring: Theguysaidhi keeps trying to fuck our OP's and fails miserably.
ITT: MLP:FiM fanfictions, off-topic discussion, requests, recommendations, infedils, hearth attacks, Table Top vs. Vidya, >"what is bait? ur not fishes", How to Spot A Newfag In One Easy Step, and >not wanting to see Bleeding embarrass himself and try to "troll" a semi-popular writer with a dedicated fanbase of autists.
Tired of the same old 'Human goes to Equestria to fuck his underage waifu' formula? Burnt out after reading that Fallout crossover? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
Introducing, the FiM-Fiction Starter Kit (list of winners): http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category: http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>Need a good writing prompt?: http://autismwhinnies.tumblr.com/
Riffs and Reviews:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
>Prompt of the Week: Fluttershy in the mountains of madness
Do you want critique on your story? Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled.
Old thread: >>25246657
>>25297883
At least it's not metaposting...
Futaloo get.
>>25297960
I'm a shame for the futa.
To the voiceguy that posted his playlist in the last thread:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLP9vKRD6fwbB9SivAVVZ7hXTDsW4NRYm3
Holy shit dude, your University Days kept me entertained for hours while driving back and forth between places! Love the little details you added like the sound of a mobile, text message ect.
Great stuff, nice to see you here!
How much would you pay for ponies?
>>25297812
at least a dollar.
>>25297812
>>25297818
A dollar and one cent.
>>25297812
at least 2 dollars.
Not Bootleg Edition
Fellow adherents of our shimmering goddess, join together in joyous revelry.
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqE
Still in development, feel free to give feedback and suggestions for the future installments
>>25296750
I don't want to try to make it seem like I'm superior or anything, but I think it would be best if the responsibility of making these threads was left to me
That way we can keep these consistent and there would be any need to worry from the rest of you guys
As of now I plan on posting threads around 12:00pm CST just for reference
Halloween Spoils Edition
Previous:
>>25227091
Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/KtjTgw9e
Celestia is here now.
Think we could get a greenfic going for this picture?
>>25295436
Ummm...actually...
http://pastebin.com/4XhwsgCQ
Prof already wrote one.
Morning edition
Old thread: >>25249353
The original, read it first:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/
EqD Side Story Compilation Post - March:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/03/fallout-equestria-side-stor-updates.html
Tales from the Wasteland:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jjr70KyM4O4tilvWOPMbgT0c9hPnFK12xUQW6wGrCm8
PnP Document:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ApDd-Pi_fJGZdGZiN0U0ajdtR3dTZ0FVQUh4cnhqenc
Smut Collection:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LBe5FGXd2Fgj0CRbz8HDZ6fDC11aRB9O-KfYxCODjGM
/foe/ Chatrooms:
#FOEchat (and #foefetish for you horsefuckers) on irc.canternet.org:6667
http://falloutequestria.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Chat
Recent updates:
Wasteland Economics (October 2nd)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/163079/
The Eerie (October 4th)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/274372/
The Things We've Handed Down (October 12th)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/285142/
Longtalons (October 14th)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/172805/
Old Souls (October 22nd)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/73868/
Ditzy Doo Chronicles (October 23rd)
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/6663/
Heroes (October 24th)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/662/
/foe/ book club's story of the now:
Project HIVE http://www.fimfiction.net/story/61485/
Goal for Sunday: Chapters 1-3
ITT: How quickly ponies in the wasteland gotta get up in the wasteland.
Super big thanks to Basic for covering my ass for not the first time while I was away visiting Positive Attitude discussions, and Affirmative Action panels with morbidly obese autists wearing sonic the hedgehog hats at Pax.
In more pressing news I saw somebody wearing a Blackjack shirt as I was lining up for Dark Souls 3. They walked past me chatting with some guy in flannel shirt.
I had to do a double take but I'm at least ninety percent sure it was blackjack, I don't think I've ever seen a cybercorn before besides it.
So that happened.
The new fic will be rolled at some point when I'm not dead on my feet. Thanks for being so cool about this hiccup guys.
You faggots let it die
>>25294053
Better than smut dump.
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/coltquest
FROM THE LAST THREAD:
>Giles seems to be missing.
>Emerald offers to go look for him, and Sweet Tea makes him take Praline along.
>They find Giles in the barn passed out, and are soon accosted by the transformed Stargazer.
>Praline manages to escape as Emerald acts as a distraction.
>To try and buy time, Emerald challenges the beast to try and make him come, trusting on his ring to save him.
Continued in the next post...
Now, continuation will be in the next post.
>>25287952
Emerald makes fake sounds of extreme pleasure. He wants to make sure that he distracts Stargazer for as long as possible. Though her technique is average, the attention to his member and the attractiveness of the mare he comes close many times, but manages to hold back. He still remembers the pain of the shock and restriction from the ring.
After a few minutes Stargazer says, "What is the meaning of this?" She then pushes Emerald off of her and shakes a cramp out of her hoof, "There is some trickery here!"
Pinning Emerald down, she scrutinizes the pendant closely. She seems to have missed the ring, which is all for the better. She says, "Whatever it is, it is anti-magic and bound to you, is it not?"
"Y-yes" Emerald says, and thinking quickly continues, "Why, do you n-need magic to get me off?"
Stargazer gives the colt a furious look, and then giving a fake grin says, "Alright then little colt, how do you want it? I've got a few holes and they are all enough to bring you to a mind-bending orgasm. I'll show you the power of a succubus!"
Emerald sees a shadow out of the corner of his eye. He saw something or someone lurking out of one of the barn windows. He just needs to hold on a little longer.
What does Emerald do?
HALLELUJAH
When I need to hold on a bit longer in sex, I usually do math in my head.
So, make it an intelligence roll by trying to do some algebra in his head.
>>25288070
Ask for oral so she will be distracted.
Marble pie thread?
Marble pie thread.
>>25287859
Why is she so perfect?
Would youcuddlea Marble?
>>25288905
Mhmm!