The other one's not bumping anymore, and I've got a bit of writing to share.
> You are Anthony "Anon" Onthodolco, local teen and casanova.
> Life has been pretty grand for you as of late.
> You've been going out with this sweet girl you met at Taco Bell a few months ago, and you've been getting it pretty regularly since meeting her.
> Although for some reason she insists on always having Tacos afterwards.
> Man, Sonata's a weird chick.
> Cute, adorable, loving, but weird.
> Anyways, you were on your way to meet up with her at the usual location, but instead of finding her inside drooling over some tacos, she's waiting sheepishly out front.
>>25207587
And the other part of the green text so far
> Man, she's as sexy as ever, always wearing that short blue skirt and that pink tube top.
> Even if she didn't fill it out up top like some of the other girls at school, she more than made up for it with a booty that wouldn't quite.
> Although it has been getting jigglier than usual lately, you don't mind though.
> `Cuz your Anaconda approves.
"Nonny, I, like, have something to tell you..." she said, rubbing one of her arms, seems like something was bugging her.
> "What is it Sonata?"
"Like, I don't know how else to, like, say this..." she mumbled, before pulling something out of her skirt.
> You are honestly surprised that she could get her hands into her pockets, let alone put anything in them with how tight they were around her plush hips and thighs.
> Damn, thinking about her luscious bod's got your other head thinking hard, this is a serious moment Anon, don't make everything about sex damn it...
"I'm... like, preggers" she mumbled, holding up a pregnancy test with a positive result.
> Shit...
I just realized that I wrote mod instead of thread in the subject line....
I feel like an idiot...
>>25207625
A total bimbo move.
Canterlot High. The high-school everyone dreams of entering. Inside its walls there's a world of adventure you'll never see in any other educational institution. Romance, fights, ridiculousness and more, are part of our student's daily lives.
Just like the real world doesn't turn around you, Canterlot High's world doesn't turn around anyone in particular. So, you will see a bit of everyone's life in here, no matter how minor their role had been in canon, they have a place in here.
Come here so you can listen to, or tell us about...
The Bradical Adventures in Canterlot High.
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Yes. We're the Normal Norman thread
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Useful links
Archived threads list: http://pastebin.com/FhsuatML
Archived Nolan's threads: http://pastebin.com/j89LWMS7
Old NN pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Normal_Norman
Tool's oneshots: http://pastebin.com/eHUgCxh7
Writers list: http://pastebin.com/zc1mNLqE
You can also add Kurobisu to your skype, just look for live:kurobisu_g
Join us in creating the human world around our beloved school.
Any contribution is good, your contribution is the best
These, and some others are the writers who have accompained us through our multitude of threads. If you want you can pick any of them and we'll repost a story, you can also pick from the old NN pastebin or just not ask for a repost.
AbnormalAnon (Lyingcake852)
AsexualPansexual
Axelanon
Based Writefag
Brock
Daftanon
DJRumSter (Rummy)
Faggot13
FullBodiedAnon
Kurobisu
Liseli Canis
Psycho
RainType
RnR66
Sitcom Anon
SongNonymous
Tool !!jDmKMp+WkyD
TryHardAnon
Jasse !h95PNqtZgw
Octavianon !X8g6kieGvk
MISSINGNO
MGA
Righteous
Silver Creep !i2o2fAXDbM
Note~
NormalDrawfag
Haniwa Salaryman
Sheep
PRINCESS CADENCE
Whatevers !b3EjYtb8HA
SPITFIRE118xxx
Cape
Some anons too
Artists
AbnormalAnon (Lyingcake852)
FullBodiedAnon
Kurobisu
Max
NF
NormalDrawfag
Nayaase' Beleguii
Nishiki
RnR66
Note~
Cape
Tripfags at Canterlot High
>>25203294
Post something by sitcom anon
>"Anon, I know you are going through puberty and your hormones are raging. It's OK to masturbate, but can you please stop doing it in my bed?"
>>25192165
"It's either in the bed, or in you. Choose."
>>25192165
"This displeases you? The pink one said this is how your kin show interest in those of the opposite gender. I believe she has spoken falsely, I will need to consult the pink one again."
>>25192165
No.
Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
It's probably that Twilight generally doesn't notice her friends' in-jokes that don't involve her, rather than them not happening at all. It'd be sort of strange the latter way! Discord has a way of drawing attention to things she takes for granted, though. Maybe he has some greater plan, maybe not - what matters most to him seems to be the moment to moment irritation he can squeeze from her without really stepping too far over boundaries. All part of dealing with such a chaotic spirit.Celestia might be pleased.
>>25385582
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
But it refused
#4
Who's Vinyl Scratch?
This is Marein Cognito.
By the way, every pony (to my knowledge) in this picture is male
Rules as follows:
No Diapers
No Autism (as in don't be an idiot)
No Shitposting
No shitty denial circlejerking
BUMP OFTEN
NO FURFAG SHITThat means no regular show shit either
No sandland shit
No SJWs allowed (ironic or unironic. This is still going to be called TRAP tickler no matter what)
Tea party... and desserts
Anything that breaks the stuff said above should be reported on sight (I know, I know, but you might as well do your part)
http://pastebin.com/UgrPe5Vz Rules pastebin that's a must read and includes the way to the IRC (please join, it's lonely in there)
http://pastebin.com/eLpLVYTc How to avoid women
And funny enough, Twilight and her clone are pretty curious about the new thread
Also, yes, I use Burichan
>>25174261
twilight's clone seems shocked, like it's massive taboo or something
TS: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over a 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.
Thread Story List.
http://pastebin.com/XKLNjAAx
Previous thread >>25071852
Alright, lets do this!
Also. Thanks to that anon who put all the stories into a single place for me. I wasn't around as much as usual and couldn't keep up with all the new Writers. And thanks to the other anon that made the second thread after the crash.
but they are powered with magic dude, i don't think magic is another word for electricity.
Or IS IT!!!
Alright, since Stoker didn't start a new thread yet, I take the liberty of starting a new one.
No pastebin for mine one yet, sorry!
Welcome back to An Anonymous Werewolf in Canterlot 2. For a year now our heroes have been protecting their home town from the supernatural and the spooky, but a new threat is on the rise and is already making bold moves against them; one of their own is already dead. Who are they? What is their ultimate plan? And can they be stopped?
We'll be continuing right up to the 31st of this month, on which the dramatic conclusion will be posted, just like last year.
Anon Werewolf 1 Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/jdTX2ftv
Current Story Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/H8Pi5qKw
Story Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDw [Open]
Previous Threads: https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/subject/an%20anonymous%20werewolf%20in%20canterlot/
(Note: The threads from last year may be lost forever due to the loss of the archive)
>>25148290
Delivery today. For sure. Keep thread alive in meantime.
>>25148290
Are there any spoopy magic rituals we can do to summon our other writefag?
>>25148319
I sure do hope this was enough of a lure for the almighty Stoker.
Bump mode active until then.
I leave for a couple hours and look what happens edition.
Previous thread: >>24943683
The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.
If cuckoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.
New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.
Pastebin of previous threads and current stories thus far: http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny
Featured Stories:
Fife's Two Sides of the Same Coin - http://pastebin.com/1hJfr9Qs
Without_Aname's Twilight's Secret Pt. 2 - http://pastebin.com/qdN0mAxX
Loki's Prince Anon & Young Celestia - http://pastebin.com/ML51EaaS
ActuallyMarriedPone's Redheart x Doctor Anon - http://pastebin.com/8p820zkE
ChocolateBiscuit's green - http://pastebin.com/3kupSxsx
BrandNewWritegag's short - http://pastebin.com/yGm6vA7n
Sorry if I missed anyone's pastebin
Pastebin for aspiring writers (general concepts and techniques):
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
>>25103472
kay mate we'll keep it alive till the writefags return
We keep it alive thru a fucking week of nothing, then we get 3 big updates in short order and it all goes to hell.
Y'all are as pathetic as a cuck.
pg 9 bump
I ain't takin' no chances nigga.
SEASON FIVE CONTINUES TODAY AT 11:30 AM Eastern/8:30 AM Pacific/3:30 PM GMT/UTC! That's in half an hour!
Discord's still getting used to the whole friendship routine, but he's made steps since first being let free. Largely due to Fluttershy's efforts, but other ponies are helping as well. Still, it's hard to keep him down to any kind of predictable pattern. Chaos and all that. Everyone will just have to deal with sporadic visits.Or they could visit him, but it's difficult enough to find his house with a map!
>>25356176
Previous thread.
THIS IS PEQUOD
THIRST FOR PONIES
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Episode preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GumuQ5HUwxk
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
It's time again for our regularly scheduled episode discussion thread.
MLP airs at 11:30AM ET. Today's episode is “What About Discord?” by Neal Dusedau.
Synopsis:
Twilight returns from Canterlot to discover that her friends have developed an inexplicably deep bond with Discord. Puzzled by how they became so close in her absence, she starts to suspect that Discord is up to something sinister.
Promos:
Teaser
Live streams:
Poniflix*†
BronyState
BronyTV
Brony Network
CMC Clubhouse
Haxmega
Otaku Ascended
Spazz*
World of Equestria
* HD available
† Not streaming this week
Enjoy the show!
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>>25362026
Thanks for the usual sticky mods.
second
It's time again for our regularly scheduled episode discussion thread.
MLP airs at 11:30AM ET. Today's episode is “The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows” by G.M. Berrow.
Synopsis:
Pinkie Pie struggles to keep a secret that involves Princess Cadance and Shining Armor.
Promos:
N/A
Live streams:
Poniflix*†
BronyState
BronyTV
Brony Network
CMC Clubhouse
Haxmega
Otaku Ascended
Spazz*
World of Equestria
* HD available
† Not streaming this week
Enjoy the show!
>>25106704
first for another filler
>>25106704
first
First for Lapis
>ITT
shit thred. pls close
BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED
You are in Twilight's dorm room going through her draws trying to find a pair of her panties in order to prove to Indigo Zap that you are cool enough to hang out with her. Seconds after finding a pair, their owner walks in and immediately sees you holding her underwear.
What do?
>>25092795
I mustn't register on an emotional level...
First, distract target. Then block her blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture.
Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely.
Heel kick to diaphragm...
In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to demand answer for panty raid: neutralized.
>"W-what are you doing here?"
"I'm waiting for someone to use this writefag prompt to write a shitty story where you're unrealistically forgiving to me, I represent the writer who sucks at mathematics and you fall in love with me, just so the writer can write some self-insert smut."
>"Get out, get out, get out!"
"Fine, geez."
>>25092818
Do you have that memorized or did you copy/paste that from somewhere?
Either way, I chuckled.
I want to cum inside rainbow dash
>>25092669
epin xD
>>25092683
*epic
>>25092669
>"What do you mean?! Am I not good enough for you?
"I mean I want to cum inside Rainbow dash. I have very little Interest in you rarara."
>"B-but am I not more feminine? I put so much time and effort to look my best.'
"Rainbow just appeals to my personal preferences more than you do."
>"What about her is better than me, hmm? Is it her name? Anypony can die their hair anon!"
"Not really."
>"Her muscles? "
"Nope."
>"Well what is it?!"
"It's ......
[/spoiler]What is it anons?