Summarize your favorite episode as if it was being reviewed by Yahtzee Croshaw
>>25487537
>implying I know who that is
>>25487557
Look him up. He's on youtube
>>25487537
>implying i have any motivation left to do that
>>25487559
>implying I care who he is
>>25487564
>overusing implying
>>25487564
>Implying he's not the only game reviewer worth watching
>>25487557
>not knowing Yahtzee
>>25487563
This.
Therefore the abridged version:
"It's fucking shit."
>This thread
>>25487600
>implying that this isn't the most appropriate use of that gif
>>25487571
>implying that's possible
>>25487573
>implying I watch game shit on youtube
>>25487600
>implosion
>>25487717
>implying that's not already a real word
>>25487777
>implying your quads give you the authority to say whether or not I already knew that
>>25487777
>Implying these quads aren't a waste
>>25487777
>implying i'm not going to check em
>implying your not all a bunch of faggots. get out of my class
>>25487821
>
>>25487878
>Implying we aren't
>implying implications
>>25487894
>implying you can inception without dubs
>>25487878
>implying you're not leddit
>implying I didn't want to see anons pretend to be yahtzee
>implying I'm not sad because the thread devolved into funposting
>>25487919
>implying not dubs
>>25487537
>implying le white hatman is worth my already meaningless time
>>25487943
>implying i'm not sorry OPAll these years on /v/ and I never bothered watching his videos
>>25487944
"They did it, they finally did it. They made the arse kissing episode. I would make a joke about them jumping the shark but of course they had to be cheeky buggers and do it themselves. Yes instead on focusing and developing characters that actually matter, let's follow the ones who's personalities came from some tosser's fanfiction. Although to be fair there are appearances from characters who had minor roles earlier in the series, but shit with sprinkles is still shit. This episode is the equivalent of jiggling keys. If you're into that kind of thing, then I guess you'll have fun with this episode. As for me, I'll wait for an episode that isn't for wankers. Then again I'm a grown man who watches a 10 year-old's cartoon complaining about other people enjoying said 10 year-old's cartoon, so I guess that makes me the biggest wanker of all."
>Implying it was that hard
>implying i want to be the sweatiest aussie-brit
>>25487960
Implying he is OP
>>25488018
I was able to accurately read that in his voice/10
>>25488018
>>25488082
Literally who?
>>25488018
>no mention of fucking a dolphin
mediocre
>>25488018
>>25488127
>Not reading above explication
Get out faggot, your not unique or funny.
>>25488165
Kinda forgot what the thread was about because of >implying autism
Finally found this post in the archive. I feel like this anon did a pretty good job.
https://youtu.be/Z2iZn0B4Vb0
>>25488018
Damn, that was good.
I've never written a single-episode Yahtzee review, but I did one for the show as a whole once. Might as well repost it here- oh never mind, >>25488224 just did. Thanks anon. Here's a cap from the original thread.
>>25488224
>>25488346
>mfw I was the OP of that thread too
>>25488018
Not bad, but downgraded for use of punctuation.
I feel like you could just change some words in his regular reviews to work and no one would be the wiser.
What's a review of a colorful game yahtz enjoyed?
>>25487777
Quads confirm implosion is a real word.