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Swoon Your Mare 2015-12-03 22:41:43 Post No.25648246
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Swoon Your Mare =/= (ID: !x3OdggUKH6) 2015-12-03 22:41:43 Post No. 25648246 [Report] [View this topic]

So, I was in a seperate thread and it was asked of me to win the heart of my true pone.
So I wrote the following little scenario...

"Twilight?"
>"Yes Anon?"
"What do you see in the sky tonight?"
>"Well not much to be completely honest, all of these clouds seem to be blinding the night sky."
"Ah, so we have something in common then. Did I ever tell you that I usually don't see stars?"
>"No Anon, why is that?"
"Well when I was a littlte bitty baby, my mama had me tested for this genetic issue that runs in my family."
"Welp, turned out I had it and it made me night blind. "
"So as a caveat of that, Ive very rarely even seen a star, clouds or no."
>"That's horrible Anon. I couldnt imagine never seeing a star!"
"Well thats where you're wrong Twilight, I HAVE seen a star."
"She's standing right next to me..."

I like to think I did an admirable job, but how might you have approached your waifu?

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>>25648246
I wouldn't get very far. I'd probably hyperventilate and start shaking with nerves if I got close to her.

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>HFW

=/= (ID: !x3OdggUKH6) 2015-12-03 22:48:18 Post No.25648323
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>>25648285
Dont worry bout that mate, worst she can do is say no right?

>>25648289
Oh Twilight, if only

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= 2015-12-03 22:40:30 Post No. 25648235 [Report] [View this topic]

Is there a pony version of her?

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= 2015-12-03 22:47:51 Post No.25648317
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>>25648235
That is some fierce autism you've got there, son.

= 2015-12-03 22:58:15 Post No.25648435
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>>25648317
Go on /b/ and you'll see her pop up a lot. I assumed she would be a pony by now

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>>25648435
>going on /b/
>ever

Faggot OP
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Faggot OP 2015-12-03 21:42:16 Post No. 25647634 [Report] [View this topic]

"Hey, Anon! What'd you get for my birthday?"

~~Only picture of Twilight I had.~~

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>>25647634
Well I'm certainly not getting you anymore drugs

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How about some pictures of Twilight?

= 2015-12-03 21:47:37 Post No.25647692
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>>25647634
~~A BOOK~~

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= 2015-12-03 21:23:58 Post No. 25647455 [Report] [View this topic]

>Suddently, Rainbow Dash challenges you to a game of soccer

Wat do?

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= 2015-12-03 21:25:20 Post No.25647466
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= 2015-12-03 21:25:20 Post No.25647466 [Report]

Whoop her ass.

= 2015-12-03 21:27:11 Post No.25647484
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>>25647455
Tell her how stupid and boring soccer is. Does she LIKE being stupid and boring or something?

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>>25647455
>soccer
[YELLING SOMETHING ABOUT EUROPEAN FOOTBALL VERY LOUD]

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= 2015-12-03 21:19:25 Post No. 25647414 [Report] [View this topic]

"Gah! What that heck is that big lump in your pants!? I brushed up against me!"

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= 2015-12-03 21:21:34 Post No.25647433
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>>25647414
It's a book. I keep books in my pockets so I always have something to read.
Want to see it?

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>>25647414
It was my beta-capsule.

= 2015-12-03 21:22:55 Post No.25647447
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>>25647414
I have big benin :-DDD

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Bat Pony Thread #230 2015-12-03 20:32:30 Post No.25646989
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Bat Pony Thread #230 = 2015-12-03 20:32:30 Post No. 25646989 [Report] [View this topic]

"Ridiculous Helmet" Edition

Previous Thread: >>25489642

>Bat Wiki:
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Bat_Ponies_Wiki
>Writers pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc
>Story Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/Bat_Stories
>Image Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/BatPictures
http://derpy.me/cheeki_breeki (hot stuff)
>Thread Archive
http://derpy.me/BatArchives (archives and stats)
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Thread_Archive_List (archives)
>keekeekee
http://batpon.comuv.com/kee
>Skype group
Search for noogai13, machibex or codras. add one of them to the contact list.

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= 2015-12-03 20:33:53 Post No.25647003
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>>25646989
Second for the fandom thread

= 2015-12-03 20:38:17 Post No.25647042
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>>25646989
Edgy 0C General: Giving genuine autists a chance to finally create that edgy-looking and special little snowflake OC they've always wanted.

= 2015-12-03 21:15:47 Post No.25647373
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= 2015-12-03 21:15:47 Post No.25647373 [Report]

no "poner get"?

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= 2015-12-03 20:28:27 Post No. 25646950 [Report] [View this topic]

>Alarm Clock pone tries to wake you up
>Wat do?

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= 2015-12-03 20:29:36 Post No.25646960
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>>25646950
Make myself deaf and go back to sleep

= 2015-12-03 20:31:09 Post No.25646974
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>>25646960
She won't leave you alone until you boop her for snooze

= 2015-12-03 20:32:29 Post No.25646988
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>>25646974
then i will happily boop and go back to sleep

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= 2015-12-03 20:25:04 Post No. 25646908 [Report] [View this topic]

>"This milkshake is delicious anon!"

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= 2015-12-03 20:26:09 Post No.25646925
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>>25646908
blame to the creators and the chocolate milk

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= 2015-12-03 20:27:37 Post No.25646945 [Report]

Oh great, more shit greentext prompts that will turn into another general about the Emerald Savior fucking the ponies in increasingly degenerate ways.

= 2015-12-03 20:27:57 Post No.25646946
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>>25646908
~~Mares in blowjob videos happily drink the cum.~~

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= 2015-12-03 20:22:23 Post No. 25646877 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily reminder she is not real

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= 2015-12-03 20:23:45 Post No.25646891
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>>25646877
Even your dubs cannot hide the fact that this is a bad post and you should feel bad.

= 2015-12-03 20:25:30 Post No.25646918
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>>25646891
Maybe those singles can convice you?

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>>25646877

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= 2015-12-03 20:22:08 Post No. 25646873 [Report] [View this topic]

>Anon, you don't think I'm worthless do you?
>You still think I'm important, right?
>R-right?

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= 2015-12-03 20:24:01 Post No.25646894
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>>25646873
>''You're like the mom i never wanted, celestia''

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>>25646873
...huh
Oh, sorry. I was just appreciating the beauty of the moon in the night sky. You were saying?

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>>25646873
Mom pls

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= 2015-12-03 20:03:33 Post No. 25646706 [Report] [View this topic]

>I'd do anything for you, Anon! You're my best friend!

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= 2015-12-03 20:06:32 Post No.25646727
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sit on dis dik den

PC Engi 2015-12-03 20:09:02 Post No.25646747
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Really?
I'm so tempted to make shit edge green on this here wall that I'm almost shitting in excitement and cutting my anus with the edge that i'm shitting out.

= 2015-12-03 20:09:18 Post No.25646750
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>>25646706
Would you give me a blowjob if I asked?

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= 2015-12-03 20:00:17 Post No. 25646678 [Report] [View this topic]

Waifu stigmas thread.

I, for one, have noticed a small correlation between self confidence and Dashfags.

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Better dead than equ 2015-12-03 20:01:12 Post No.25646684
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>>25646678
And don't you forget it

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>>25646678
Everyone who has Twilight as their waifu seems to be nerdy /sci/entist ~~including me.~~
pic related

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>>25646736
Not true at all. Not everyone is a pseudo-scientist who likes twilight. You know what I noticed? People who use overly complex vocabulary to make a simple point. Twilight doesn't even talk like that in the show, yet people write her like she's giving a dissertation every moment she speaks.

Just my two cents. I just like nerdy girls with a lust for knowledge and learning.

~~Plus she's a QT pie~~