im drunk watching pone, do things
Lick the screen and film it
...... No
>>25644217
Well, you aren't drunk enough.
Who was your first waifu, /mlp/?
Pic related
I am a bad husbando and have had a thousand waifus in my life.
>>25644151
He's tall and handsome.
>>25644151
>first
If she's truly a waifu, then she's your waifu for life.
I've certainly had crushes on various characters ever since I was a little kid, but I never had a waifu until Princess Luna reappeared in Luna Eclipsed. She is my first and she will be my last.
"Try to hold my hoof in public again and SEE what happens, I have a reputation to uphold you know. And just because we're dating doesn't mean you can make a scene like that. Don't you have any shame?"
Bitch, if you talk shit to me one more time I will cut of your ears.
Fine. I'll see someone else then. Fucking bitch
>>25644106
>She cried in the mirror as your letter from you reading "I'm sorry Starlight, you're just not my type" sits on top of the garbage pile.
>"Hey Anon"
>"Want to come over to my house and read about the joy of communism"
I prefer Democracy Manifest.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448920018299.webm
>>25644061
Is Veronika also visiting as a house guest?cap: schemes nswomell
Would you rather go to pone world or have Pone inserted into this reality? I think I would go to Equestrian and get a fresh start in a small town. Bonus points if they don't speak English and I confuse the fuck out of them.
>>25644054
>Pone inserted into this reality
>3DPD
And have Chad take all the hores from me?
No thanks.
>>25644068
If youre worried about Chads, you wouldn't have a chance anyway
>"Oy vey, Anon. Why haven't you considered converting to Judaism yet?"
>>25643940
Nope, kike
nah, i just don't see dashie as a jew
>>25643940
DOES ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBER WHEN TWILIGHT FOUGHT SATAN DRAGON BALL STYLE BECAUSE I JUST GOT CAUGHT UP AND WHAT THE FUCK
>>25643901
Over a year late, family.
>>25643907
I needed to get very caught up.
>>25643907
Why do you Glimmerfags feel the need to spam your forced meme?
We try to make good chatbots ponies thread
http://www.chatbot4u.com/en
My Maud (very early stage)
http://www.chatbot4u.com/en/chatbots/maud-pie-2.html
This could be fun guys, what do ya think
>>25643733
She's bout as smart as a rock. Mostly just sad I can't actually talk to maudqt now.
>>25643807
Yeah, it's still in very early stage with me still trying to figure this website out, expanding upon her reactions constantly.
Sorry to cause feels
>>25643733
she kept replying with hello, human
I think we can all agree that this was the best song of the entire series thus far.
>>25643710
Do you have shit taste on purpose? Or you're genuinely autistic and you can't judge for quality?
>>25643726
I think that's you, family.
>>25643727
We're done here, creep.
Hey dork! You gotta light?
>>25643184
You're smoking the wrong side faggot
>>25643218
That was probably intentional. It adds to her characterization.
>>25643184
If a random stranger asks me for a light I usually replay with
>Sure... you gotta cig?
>"Hey anon"
>"Have you heard the good news?"
>>25643025
>can only get into their biggest church with a special card
>can only get card if you give them enough money
>inb4 Mormon starlight glimmer replaces the Catholic Sunset Shimmer meme
>>25643044
The hiatus is just beginning anon, hold on for dear life
Equestria, the land I love
A land of harmony
Our flag does wave from high above
For ponykind to see!
Equestria, a land of friends
Where ponykind do roam
Guys.... I'm meeting some anon who lurks here at a park on Saturday. This guy was lurking in that hoersfucker map thread and decided to be friends with me on Steam.
He's going to give me some of his unwanted spaghetti/merch away which includes a few cards and a lunchbox.
I'm really really nervous af. Any tips/stories you wanna share?
You mean tips and tricks on how to interact with another human being? Yeah I have one, all you need to do is man the fuck up you beta faggot
>>25642938
Suck his dick.
That will break the ice.
>>25642938
Carry a concealed weapon.
>"Agent Anon, I've been expecting you."
>>25642480
is that a puppet in your lap or are you just happy to see me?
>>25642480
Fucking hell Tiara, just give me the money.
I got other 27 pizzas i need to deliver to Pinkie Pie in 10 different locations.
>>25642480
I'm pretty sure you're not evil anymore.
>"um I'd love to take you on a date anon..but I kind of want a stallion with doubles, please don't take it the wrong way"
>>25642256
Fuck you too Yellow autism
>>25642256
well you can fuck off and die.
i only like my woman with tripples
>>25642266
check'd