Why does she have the most perfect smile?
JMO, don't get mad okay?
>>25629762
>JMO
Worse than the wingposter.
Worse than the nyxposter.
Worse than the day the board pretended to be girls. Shove broken glass up your urethra, faggot.
>>25629762
Don't worry, I won't get mad at your shitty opinion.
I have no idea what anyone in this thread is talking about.
Can I see your sheath anon?
>>25629390
Only if you show me yours.
>>25629390
Sorry, I'm circumcised.
>>25629390
Of course
So supposedly we aren't getting Red Sun till next season, but that begs a question. Since Starlight's time shenanigans didn't do it, what can make Celestia this way?
>>25629290
Nothing, it won't happen.
Get over it.
She gets REALLY FUCKING PISSED because Luna raised the moon .5 seconds earlier than she was supposed to.
>>25629301
The question wasn't when, the question was how
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>25629277
Did the old thread die already?
>>25629292
Fuck your old thread
>>25629277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNnG3hT5HVs
>"Mind explaining why Rarity's vagina had cum in it when I visited her just after you left her house?"
>>25629037
I thought you were gay?
>>25629037
Mind explaining how you know it had? Does she even know you were in her house?
Well, you see Spike, when a transdimensional being and a small horse-like creature love each other very much...
>Anon pushes Spike over and runs
What's the age of consent in Equestria? Pic related.
>>25628958
Does it have a cutie mark?
>>25628958
>Implying that consent is necessary
>>25628958
Either cutie marks or as soon as they give it.
>"Your going to be this year's director for the Christmas pageant!"
>>25628914
"So Pinks, will I be able to plan the whole thing myself? I think I have some good ideas, and I really wanna surprise people."
>"Ooh, of course! You don't need to talk to me or anyone else!"
>The night of the pageant
>Ponk is the first one to show up"Shalom, Pinkie! I think you'll like the changes I made to your little holiday!"
>>25628914
>Pink Poof is bouncing up and down after her announcement
>You tiredly scratch at your neck.
"But Pinkie, this is a public school."
>"I know!"
"Funded by the state."
>"I know!"
"And there are laws prohibiting-"
>"I KNOW!"
>Pinkie squeals, getting right up in your face
>Those big blue eyes threaten to swallow you whole as your nose is tickled with the seasonal scent of peppermint
>"That's why we're taking part in a super-secret-underground-performance!"
"What, like a black market for theater productions."
>There's a momentary pause before the plucky girl squishes your face between her palms and grins
>"Omigosh that's exactly what it is Nonnapuss. We're dealing in illegal Christmas Cheer!"
"...What the fucking shit, Pinkie."
>The girl tuts, pulling away and wagging her finger at you
>"Now, now Nonnabannana; you're a Christmas Pageant Director now. Baby Jesus wouldn't be too happy to hear you using such foul language."
"..."
>You bury your face in your hands.
"Please kill me..."
>"No you silly, that's not until March 25th!"
>Ugh..
>>25629341
First post and I'm already in love, good job.
>Anon, please fuck me one more time. Before Twilight gets back"
>>25628756
God, you're such a faggot... I mean, I'll do it, but you are.
>>25628756
>spikefags
>spike threads
>>25628782
>We both know you like it when I stick my tail up your anus
>see this outside your window
What do?
Hard mode:You can't fuck her
Tell her to stop playing with my toy city set. She might break something.
>>25628659
Ask to ride on her back and help her take over/destroy the world.
It's raining blood of the innocent kids,
Her name is Chrys and she's destroying the world~
Suit up for another goddamn bug hunt.
So when do the shimmerfags and the glimmerfags fight?
I want to have my popcorn ready
>>25628595
Never
They are going to work together to bring this board to the edge of destruction
>>25628595
>that pic
>glimmerfags
>>25628595
Never. We have the same goal: creating a Happening.
>"You forgot about me didn't you Anon"
>"Don't you remember how you used to be happy to see me?"
>"You searched for me, you hoped for me..."
>"Now I'm just that useless background pony and all you can talk about is this Glimmer pony or this Sunset broad."
>"You'll never care about me agaaaiinnn..."
Show Derpy you care. Derp Thread.
>>25628433
>>25628433
I never cared about her.
I was completely neutral, until she was forced everywhere, just like Shimmer and Starlight.
And yes, I was there in the thread where she was found.
There's another, but sure.
We love you Derpy.
so has anyone else been reading the latest comics.
i honestly like them
go ahead and call me a normie for thatsombra is tragic as fuck
>>25628150
you arent a normie
>said the same fag
S5 finale ruined this arc for me.
>>25628150
I honestly like them too.
Also Twilight really goofed
Why didn't Rarity use self-levitation like Starlight and Pumpkin Cake?
>>25628128
>Why didn't
Because it's a kid's show. There are tons of instances that are like that through it.
>>25628128
I just realized Pumpkin Cake is also a magical prodigy.
>>25628128
She was panicking.
Amateur writefag, any requests? This is mostly for practice.....
>>25628046
Short, cute, SFW shipfic with two characters of your choice.But Starlight would be a great one.
>>25628063
I'm definitely doing starlight and Twilight. :)
>>25628121
Excellent! I'm a fan of it as well!
Can't wait to see your work, dear writefriend!
>Anonymous, must I inform you again that foals are not legal?
>One more infraction and you'll be sent to the dungeons!
>>25628019
>WORTH IT!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>25628019
Psh, like you guys have any form of established legislature.