Swoon Your Mare

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Swoon Your Mare 2015-12-03 22:41:43 Post No. 25648246
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Swoon Your Mare =/= (ID: !x3OdggUKH6) 2015-12-03 22:41:43 Post No. 25648246 [Report]

So, I was in a seperate thread and it was asked of me to win the heart of my true pone.
So I wrote the following little scenario...

"Twilight?"
>"Yes Anon?"
"What do you see in the sky tonight?"
>"Well not much to be completely honest, all of these clouds seem to be blinding the night sky."
"Ah, so we have something in common then. Did I ever tell you that I usually don't see stars?"
>"No Anon, why is that?"
"Well when I was a littlte bitty baby, my mama had me tested for this genetic issue that runs in my family."
"Welp, turned out I had it and it made me night blind. "
"So as a caveat of that, Ive very rarely even seen a star, clouds or no."
>"That's horrible Anon. I couldnt imagine never seeing a star!"
"Well thats where you're wrong Twilight, I HAVE seen a star."
"She's standing right next to me..."

I like to think I did an admirable job, but how might you have approached your waifu?

= 2015-12-03 22:44:55 Post No.25648285
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>>25648246
I wouldn't get very far. I'd probably hyperventilate and start shaking with nerves if I got close to her.

= 2015-12-03 22:45:12 Post No.25648289
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>HFW

=/= (ID: !x3OdggUKH6) 2015-12-03 22:48:18 Post No.25648323
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>>25648285
Dont worry bout that mate, worst she can do is say no right?

>>25648289
Oh Twilight, if only

= 2015-12-03 22:54:02 Post No.25648391
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>>25648246
Whenever I try to swoon a girl, she laughs and says its corny as hell.
This guy does the same thing, and panties come off.

= 2015-12-03 22:56:27 Post No.25648416
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>>25648391
~~Remember, it's only endearing when Chad does it.~~

= 2015-12-03 22:57:57 Post No.25648430
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>>25648391
>that gif
[slurping noise intensifies]

=/= (ID: !x3OdggUKH6) 2015-12-03 23:00:03 Post No.25648450
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=/= (ID: !x3OdggUKH6) 2015-12-03 23:00:03 Post No.25648450 [Report]

>>25648391
Have I turned into Flash Sentry?
M-my god.
I fee eel it.
The transformation, it huUUU-
Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to bump into ya like that. Catch you around.

= 2015-12-03 23:00:28 Post No.25648454
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>>25648246
Dam son, that was cheesy as fuck. Besides, she has like 6 stars on her butt.

=/= (ID: !x3OdggUKH6) 2015-12-03 23:02:06 Post No.25648473
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>>25648454
Exactly!
The cheesier the better!
Id say it was pretty...gouda.

= 2015-12-03 23:09:21 Post No.25648544
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>>25648246
I once thought of how I might propose to my waifu. It's even cheesier.

"The Day I-- No, the MOMENT I saw you... That very instant in which you made your not-so-grand debut.

Ah, I dunno if it's something I can forget. The simplicity of it reminds me of why I love you. As I recall, you were sitting patiently at your apple stand and happily awaiting a customer.

I remember the smile, mostly.

It wasn't just a friendly look to invite potential buyers over. You had a genuine appearance, a face that said you'd be pleased to sell even just a single apple that entire day. Your hooves lay on the stand, ready to exchange bits for goods, but perfectly willing to rest. I imagine you had a long day of farming, or bucking apples, or whatever the chore may have been. Yet you looked chipper as chocolate. Not a hint of wear and tear or exhaustion marring your expression.

You probably know the next part, having uh, lived it. With all the grace of a drunken mule I stumbled on over to you. Just to buy something from you, simply so you might direct that perfect smile toward me for only a minute. I fumbled my words like a big buffoon and left with a fat bag of Red Delicious. It was the only kind I could think of at the moment, despite the many bushels of alternatives prominently displayed right next to the stand.

Now, as off-putting as I no doubt was, you maintained that smile without one itty-bitty teeny-tiny sign of strain. 'Cause that's the kind of girl you are.

From there we dated, cuddled, kissed, and shared so many memories I've lost count -but I know I'll always remember them. They're in my heart, just like you. And now here we are two years later to the day; I couldn't possibly love you more. If somepony asked me, 'How much do you love Applejack?' I'd tell them: 'Enough to marry her.'

So Applejack...

Do you know how much I love you? Because we have so many days ahead. Better ones -- the best ones, and I want to share them all with you.

... Will you marry me?"