QUIET!!!!!
>>25652022
We meet at last, Starlight
>>25652022
GlimGlam is a good pone, she doesn't get this angry anymore, family.
How was your life pre-mlp discovery?
>Pic unrelated
>>25651965
Pretty much the same.
It aint like watching pone changed my life or some shit.
>>25651965
I was still a depressed beta faggot.
>>25651965
Shit. Absolute shit. Used to be a total angry mess of a person, rarely showing any sort of compassion for anyone else.
Now I just sort of sit here and try to be as neutral as possible.Try to be happy? Someone/something will always drag me back down.Angry or upset? Someone will yell at me over it. It's dumb, really.Yes, I know I was really fucking edgy.
A foot fetish?
You know ponies don't have feet anon
LIES!!!!
>>25651925
tch, you´d think the Element of MAGIC would have a spell to turn hooves into feet.Then again, that would look pretty freaky.
>>25651941
Dumb frog poster
>"Hey anon, I need your help."
>"See, Celestia put me in charge of creating the New Equestrian Military since the royal guards aren't really all that useful."
>"Thing is, I don't know the first thing about military and there aren't a lot of books on the matter"
>"I figured you, being from a horrendously dangerous planet from what you've told me, would have a lot more expertise in the matter."
>"So 'general' anon, what's the plan?"
>>25651871
Fuck em up
>>25651871
Sit on my face immediately.
>>25651871
Wear this, yellALLAHU AKBAR!
then trigger the dead man switch
>"stop it anon! It hurts inside stop forcing it in!"
>>25651806
Jesus Christ, Twi. It's just a shot.
>>25651806
It's only your suppository, quit whining!
>>25651806
Fuck you Purple horse.
This piece will go into the puzzle wether it likes it or not
>Anon, I need to talk to you!!!
>>25651577
What the fuck is it Twiggy? I'm trying to play vidya.
wow, a screaming hoers
Is it true that it's one person making all these Twilight prompts? How many have you made today?
>''You can't be serious...''
>''Is your pubic hair bigger than your dick? What is wrong with you anon!'
>>25651543
Fuck you I shaved my sack 2 weeks ago and it still itches.
>>25651543
Hey, afro-bush Anon ain't got time for this shit.
>>25651543
So how many threads are you going to make about this?
So far you've made, what two now?
Previous Thread: >>25606128
A thread for all you mind control fetish needs. A home for slow ass writefags and a based writefags alike.
Pastebins:
/mlp/ Sunset hypno story Nov. 2015: http://pastebin.com/EswR6Bmd
Your Truth: http://pastebin.com/LZD73pfh
>>25651467
>JonFawkes
no thanks
>>25633630
>Anon has no intention of ever using his "talents" to benefit the entire human race, he is simply content in using them for himself
>unlike you, Starlight Glimmer, you are so altruistic that you spent the last four years of your life, a time most waste learning about themselves and making stupid mistakes, studying the human mind
>which ended in you discovering a way to finally help humanity reach a perfect truly happy state of equality
>he has done nothing of the sort and has no intention to ever do anything like it
>he is the embodiment of everything you despise about the people who cause inequality using others beneath them for their own gain
>in fact he should be the first person you change once you manage to create a portable version of the sound emitter
>changing his egocentric and individualistic attitudes to ones of equality and collectivism
>your imagination grabbed a hold of this thought and ran with it
>images of you walking up to Anon and using a device to force him to see Your Truth filled your mind
>followed by grandiose, narcissistic in scope, images of him being the first of many to help you save humanity from its follies and create true harmony
>you would first free that group of magical horse freaks from their chains of selfishness
>they would not see or understand the difference between what you are doing and what Sunset Shimmer did
>she wanted to place herself above everyone and rule them
>not you, you want to free them and make them truly happy
>your imagination went on from there, freeing the entire school then moving our your ethics to the surrounding districts
>your imagination continued to to expand your objective morality over your mental world that you believed would be the future
>eventually you lost track of the outside world almost completely as you zoned out for your grandiose visions of bringing equality
>it wasn't long before the bell rang for first period to end and you realize just how long you were zoned out
Bumping for more anon-t-mos greens.
Hey, hey everybody, we've got something to sayy
>>25650779
my name is John Cena
If this were a good school, someone would have thrown food at them before they could even get to the next verse.
>"Anon, I want us to have a baby."
>>25650337
so do i
>>25650337
Applejack is best maremom
>>25650337
>more half-assed AiE prompts
>So I hear you guys want Starlight to get wings
>mfwshe doesn't get them
>>25650221
Do it, Larson, and I'll buy your book.
Were the Cutie Mark Crusaders added into the storyline so they could eventually transition into replacing the mane six and become the main characters when they're older?
>>25650170
Yes. I want to come in Rainbow Dash will become I want to come in Scootaloo.
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle were hasbro mandates. Lauren only envisioned AB. So I'd say no.
>Sorry to wake you up, Anon, but could I borrow your spanner for just a bit?
>>25650114
why do you need a WRENCH?
we're in America, dammit!
>>25650114
Did you break my goddamned plumbing again.
I told you not to eat KFC anymore
>>25650114
I don't know whether to beat you senseless or ask what the fuck a spanner is, but I am just plain fucking sick and tired of seeing your face.
>>25650070
with it being fucking cold in the south right now
yes
>>25650085
>cold in the south
>cold
>in the south
>the south
It's perfectly fine here in Florida.
>>25650070
I didn't get it until I read it aloud.
You beautiful bastard.
Im super excited for Season 6! How about you guys?
>mfw there wont be a 6th season
>>25649959
You bet I am.
Strap on your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride.