>"Twilight..."
>"Would you kindly head to the castle of friendship and kill that son of a bitch?"
>>25641972
If anyone gets killed it should probably be you, you walking violation of causality.
>>25641972
>"Sorry, Starlight. I'm a TRUE FRIEND of Twilight's, just like you are. I believe murder is out of the question for TRUE FRIENDS."
>Discord pokes Starlight again
>>25641972
Lighthouses everywhere!
ITT we share stories where we've been caught watching MLP, or caught with pony paraphernalia.
>>25641934
Never happened because nobody pays attention to me ever
>>25641934
>implying i would reveal my power level under any circumstances.
>>25641934
I just watched one episode at my sister's house, because I thought she would oversleep.
When she saw the laptop screen she was like "what is that? ponies?" I said yeah and she was like erh ok.Later she got herself a filly applejack t-shirt. She never watched the show though.
Well /mlp/. It's the time of year again.
>>25641585
And then I thought /mlp/ forgot about her.
>>25641585
Oh god I remember this horse
It begins
Time for Christmas semen demon
>"Come count the stars with me anon."
>>25641423
No, I'm too busy shitposting on 4chan
>>25641423
Only if you come check out this sweet clock I invented
>>25641423
OK then.
>Anon counts 476 stars before he loses count
No shit.
Fun fact: when real horses get an ultrasound the probe goes up their rectum.
So, we can all agree that Crusaders of The Lost Mark was the best season 5 episode, right?
>>25641295
>we can all agree
never
>>25641295
How can so many people here have such shit taste? It was okay at best, but DT's complete 180 was bullshit and those marks are fucking eyesores.
>>25641295
It's been hard for me to decide. Season 5 has a lot of great episodes.
So everyone Is talking about how the nightmare moon victory scenario is not that bad, but like mom said, she would bring 'an era of evil'
Of course things were fine at the castle, and she is vain enough to tolerate public viewings of her castle, but what do you think she changed besides sealing Tia in the moon and the whole night thing? She seems to want Equestria to flourish but also has an iron hoof.
>>25641279
Crops can't grow.
>>25641292
She'd have to eventually allow at least partial days if she didn't want to commit suicide by starvation, assuming she can starve to death. What's the point in taking over if everyone dies?
>>25641292
They could clearly grow crops since everyone was alive, DYEWTS?
your face when you arrive in equestria
>>25641161
Your face when you realize you're not alone in Equestria
Rarity what do you mean you don't like me that way, I'm perfect I'm a supreme gentleman.
>>25641161
Guys I'm in love with two horses and want them both as my waifu.
What do?
>Pic related
You drop your shit waifus for a god-tier one
Flutterbutter has little redeeming qualities other than being adorable. Rarity is not best pone, but I certainly better, why are you conflicted anon?
>>25641091
You can't have 2 waifus.
Pick one and commit for life, faggot.
Would you go out on a date with this bloo sloooot
I'd go to bed with her, unlike you Seth.
>>25640793
>tfw no mlp visual novel
>tfw all the "in progress" visual novels are about humans and not ponies
>>25640793
>>Cannot be seen at such a place alone
>>One might think I am devoid of friends
This is why I'm not gonna watch the new Star Wars when it comes out, I wish I had friends.
Now that the Booty Mark Crusaders have booty marks, are they legal?
Age consent is 43
The dubs confirm they are in fact legal
>>25640622
I don't know, but I'll tell you what they are...
Griffons.
>"Congratulations, Spike. You're the new Rainbow Dash."
>>25640500
What a great moment from the show.
>>25640500
JUST
>>25640500GOD DAMN BRONY ASSHOLES
I had a rough day /mlp. Can we have a cute thread?
>>25640496
>>25640496
No
>>25640506
How to ruin a cute thread in one post: the guide.
So... I'm transferring from a community college to a 4-year school and have to find a roommate for dorms. I don't have a facebook account but have to make one to use the university's roommate finder system.
My question to /mlp/ is, do I put "My Little Pony" as an interest and try to find a brony roommate, or do I hide my power level at all costs?
Put your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye.
That's what I'd do.
>>25640342
Hide your power level. It is more likely to be a turn off than anything.
Once you're moved it, feel free to throw your pony shit all over like a faggot because they're stuck with you.
Also, what school? If that's too specific, what state?
>>25640342
Hide it you autistic fuck.
Look as normal as possible and keep MLP separate. Get settled in then find like minded faggots to reveal your power level to.
>replying to bait
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/12/the-brony-fandom-will-never-die-why.html
I don't hate EQD, but for some reason this article makes me... mad I guess? I'm not sure exactly how to put it. I'm not happy for some strange reason, that's for sure.
What does /mlp/ think of this article?
>>25640301
Not giving Seth clicks. Archive that shit nigga.
>>25640301
It's true that he fandom will take a long time before it becomes obscure, and that would take Hasbro to die, the fanworks and such to die and the loss of interest in cute equine spinoffs/knockoffs as a whole. The franchise has gone so far compared to its brother franchise GI Joe, but unlike Transformers it still has something lacking in the official toyline compared to the black market products we can buy online or at cons.
It's just a desperate man trying to cling to the only relevance he had in life. Don't hate Seth, pity him. When FIM dies, so does the fandom and himself.