Can we have a catbird thread?
>>26952276
Post pics, then we can.
>>26952276
No, not really
Good night /mlp/
No, die in sleep
Sleep tight poner
>>26952233
good night anon
>"Oh hey anon. What you're looking at"
>anon blushes & sweat
>"Umm nothing obviously."
>"Nothing you say? You sure are sweaty."
>"..."
>Lyra giggles
>"Well I might as well be heading to the kitchen"
>Lyra heads to the kitchen when you fell her plot bump right your hand
>you immediately grabbed her tail
>"An....anon? What are you doing put me down"
>"no"
>you pull your pants your erected penis showing
>"oh my~"
>You put Lyra in bed jumped into the watery mattress. It fell so jelly you can just put your cock all over and cum
>"anon? Oh Fuck ANON!"
>your cock goes inside her wet vagina as you move your body slamming her thigh really hard and rough
>"Yes anon faster FASTER fuck anon yes ah!"
"Fuck Lyra you're so tight"
>you turn her around to her back and fucked her there. Your dick smoothly slides in moist as you grab her ass
>"Fuck Anon I'm gonna cum"
>"Yes Lyra cum I'm almost there"
>both of you came
>"AAAAAAAHHHHH"
>"FUUUCKK YES I'M INSIDE YOU LYRA FUCK"
>"That was amazing~"
>"it was amazing!"
>"MMMMM~"
>The end
>>26951288
>>anon blushes & sweat
nigger are you shitting me
Just from the second line I knew this prompt was shit and stopped reading. Such an injustice to such a good pony. Get out of my face and go clean yourself up.
>>26951288
>It fell so jelly you can just put your cock all over and cum
Idiot Edition
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>>26950929
First for best Siren
Doing name check
>>26950929
I want her to bully me.In bed.With her thighs.
>Applefags unironically like a like a pony known for nothing more than "apples"
HAHAHHA LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FABRICATE SUCH FACTS
>>26950677
>using le funny /int/ may mays
the cancer is spreading
>>26950677
t. new "I've just watched S4-S5" fag
How can Applejack actually be someone's waifu? Fuckin hilarious lmao. Get a good waifi like Twiight or Glim.
Make this pic pony related using Paint
>>26949262
>>26949312
kek
I want all these namefags to leave
>>26949031
But Patti, you are one.
>>26949031
Me too, Patti
>>26949031
k, patti
Who's dick would you rather have inside you?
Shiny or Somby?
>>26948822
Shining duh
>>26948822
>not having 'both' as an option
>>26948822
Sunset's
>Derpibooru Premium
Was anyone else rustled by this for a second?
>>26948679It wouldn't surprise me if they had to be honest
>>26948679
>Watermarks on my porn!
>>26948679
fucking brainlet
Hypothetical,
If you were already married in Equestria to another mare that isn't your waifu.
Would you cheat on that mare with your waifu?
No.
>>26948490
No. My feelings for the pony I love the most isn't exclusively romantic, anyway, so I'd be happy just to be a good friend to her.
>>26948490
Depends.....how happy am I?
Let's get hypothetical here...
Let's say that you have to go on a 6 hour car ride with your waifu for reasons tbd, rest stops not included.
You're driving because your human.
Could you tolerate your waifu for 6 hours?
What would happen?
Could she deal with your awkwardness?
If possible greentext
>>26948294
>rest stops not included
I'd rather just kill myself.
>>26948294
She's my waifu, I want to spend eternity with her - 6 hours (plus rest stops) is a blink of the eye
>>26949364
This anon gets it
PLEASE DON'T BE A MOCKUP MADE FOR A PRANK.
Also I'd legit watch this.
>>26948058
Spikefags, everyone
>>26948058
CRACKLE IS BACK
>>26948058
>he's serious with his post
hi guys, i'm drunk AMA
>>26947867
Hi victoria
>>26947867
Why must humans consume biological matter to sustain ourselves? Why do we not generate our own food? It seems much more efficient.
>>26947878
so what you want us to eat our own shit?
I just buried my grandad, can I get a thread of all things cute and happy pls?It'd be even better if the cute was of a Shimmer variety
>>26947490
Is Shimmy your waifu?
>>26947490
Shim a shit
Also, RIP for your grandfather
Um, am I tripping or are y'all seeing this too?
>>26947385
just you
>>26947385
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>26947385
April Fools?