You are a small plush stallion named Señor Jalapeño Cheeto III, or Cheeto for short.
Abandoned one day in a dilapidated warehouse you awoke with few memories and went off to explore your surroundings in search of friendship and answers to your existence.
Last Thread: >>26910935
Summary of previous events:
While exploring the inside of a broken down wagon you took notice of strange sounds from outside, but did not catch sight of the mysterious creature from which they came. Exiting the wagon with your new travel companion / purse Sally by your side you have decided to look at your surroundings to figure out where to head off to next.
As before you spot woodlands one way, the crumbling warehouse and a winding road the other way, and (not counting the wagon you've recently explored) nothing else but grass and a small crop of rocks. You have started taking interest in the rocks, but they honestly look pretty boring from here so you continue to stand in the grass mulling over your options.
>>26966071
let's walk this lonely road
>>26966071
Rock
Reminder that Rainbow Dash needed the entirety of a town to teach her one simple history lesson
Reminder that she is a special needs pony
>>26965890
She just learns differently, excuse you.
>>26965959
She has the tard ;_;
>>26965959
Probably the rainbooms had an effect on her intelligence
Not that it was high before that or anything
pastebin: http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>26965530
Welcome back faithful readers, when we last left our evil extroverts, they had flung themselves into the past, raiding and pillaging the kingdoms of equestria. There they meant the mysterious crystal life-form, and sacked the castle outpost.
Sheets
>>26965555
checked
also sheet http://pastebin.com/hirneSC9
>>26965555
http://pastebin.com/8V88tWpt
Archive from the start: https://www.anonpone.com/vampony/24981509#navbar
Inventory/Player Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zugCMlF47gRMuyvvI1Fpr-EqvucJoV8DAeVaYgkiEHY/edit?usp=sharing
======
Summary:
You are Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. After refusing an offer to join him, Mango later fled Las Pegasus to avoid a bounty on her new kin.
After arriving at Ponyville, she was tricked into divulging her Vampire status to Zecora, and the Zebra snitched to Twilight who then confronted Mango in the Castle of the Two Sisters, which led her to be strong armed into being a spy at a vampire meeting by Twilight.
The group of Vampires called themselves the "Council" and seem to be mostly concerned about keeping up a facade that benefits their current lifestyle and dealing with the threat Fang was to both mortals and vampires.
The meetings end with one of the members nearly killed, supposedly by Fang's goons. Fearing that the member was told about Mango's deal with Twilight, Mango confessed to June Bug, one of the members Mango had developed a friendship with.
Once back in Ponyville, Twilight was disgruntled about Mango blowing her cover, but was glad to get some new info.
Mango went back to the Castle, trying to learn how to use clouds. She later went into the forest for a shower to only to run into a wolf couple that was being attacked by timberwolves.
After helping Fluttershy take one of the wolves to the vet for better care the male wolf decides he would stay to keep an eye on his mate and mango offers it her current home.
>Mango has run into her friend Crimson Sash and is now dealing with her really bullshit story of how they met to her stepmom so she can go hunting.
>>26965066
>You are Crimson Sash, a proud member of the Jewpony race and you just launched a firecracker up a chicken's butt-hole.
>You are now riding your new rocket powered cock into the forest. On the way, you see a large group of timberwolves coming into view and they're harassing a poor Gentile bat pony.
What do you do?
>>26965105
crash this chicken on those timber wolves with no survivor
Well this thread is off to a weird start. >>26965284
let's do this.
I am at least 2-3 times bigger than Maud. What the hell is she going to do if I don't listen to her?
>>26964809
Chomp your dick off.
>>26964809
She punched through a giant boulder m8 i think she could wreck you
>>26964809
She'll fuck you up.
I can't believe how much time I've killed playing this.
4as.deviantart.com/art/Royal-boop-FLASH-587430025
Fuck off
>>26964637
>the way they stick their tongues out if you hover just in front of their snootle
adorable
Okay this is pretty cute.
And it lets me boop Celestia like Fist of the North Star.
ITT: Overrated ponies. Way overrated.
Maud
>>26964272
Rainbow Dash
Any background pony that has either never spoken or has just spoken in slice of life
What would you do if twilight asked you what 9/11 was?
>>26964127
Tell her a bunch of people died but no one outside the US really cared
>>26964137
pretty sure americans don't care either
it's just a meme
>>26964127
just laugh whenever she says 9/11 and never actually tell her what it is so she gets really curious
Saturday artworks
>>26964133
Her Ice Skating was majestic as fuck, for someone who studies rocks.
They really should just kill Rarity off. She's the worst pony by a mile.
Every thread should get one.
Finally have a use for this.
How come no one ever says Twilight, Pinkie, or Fluttershy are worst pony? It's always Rarity, Dashie, or Applejack.
>pinkie sense
>cheesy sense
>maud sense
What the fuck is going on? Do different senses have distinct traits? Will we get Limestone & Marble sense? Why haven't the arcanists figured out what's going on and how to exploit it?
>>26963947
There's a sense for everything these days! There's pizza sense, tax evasion sense, "maybe I should stop stabbing babies" sense... this shit is getting old!
>>26963947
I've got autism sense
>>26963947
You saw what happened when Twilight tried.
What do you think about our favorite money lender and opportunistic merchant?
>>26963658
>shiny shekels
that's pretty good, we'll need a Happy Merchant macro of him at one point
>>26963658
i think he's an absolutely disgusting kike. Perfect.
>>26963658
>I named him myself
>m-maybe it will stick in
This is not how it work
Where the fuck is Law?
Everythreaddeservesabump
>>26963638
i have always wanted to play dungeons and dragons
Oh, uh, glimglam. If you are still here, I have been asking that question as well. It's been way too long.
a thread for mintest pone
link to last thread
>>26942444
>>26963055
>>26963055
i fucked up i meant to say mintiest pone
>>26963159
sounds good so far, anon.
i would like to read more.
STANDING
>>26962630
No
>>26962663
/thread
>>26962663
SITTING