If you could declare 3 episodes non canon which would you choose and why?
Mine are
>daring do
How the fuck did they think that was a good idea every part of there audience would have preferred to just have a self contained daring do story.
>a bird in the hoof
Why why was celestia so stupid as to fail to realise fluttershy was in distress.
Alternatively why the fuck did fluttershy not know what a Phoenix was if there rare enough that animal care pony doesent know about them then celestia should have known that he would look like he was dying to an outside observer.
And for that matter why was a meeting with the mayor not already factored into her schedual why would she need to combine the events anyway it's useful but the town's are close enough you can probably have regular meetings.
>the cutie mark chronicles
The episode worked for rainbow dash, pinkie pie and applejack (even if it did terrify me that I might do the same thing as applejack when I left the farm) it was alright for fluttershy but it was utterly retarded for rarity and twilight.
Runners up in next post
>>26991579
The runners up for me were
>the mysterious mare do well
Since when is there a cliff let alone a hill of any sort in ponyvile.
>secret of my excess
My real problem with this one was more that it dident address if dragons also grew naturaly. So this can be easily fixed in a later episode and probably will be in 2 weeks.
>hearths warming Eve
Why exactly does nobody know what the pre princess flag looked like I get they aren't very good at recording there history but still.
>the last roundup
She's meant to be the element of honesty damit.
>it's about time
I just don't like time travel in my Technicolor ponys no matter how good the story is (I do auctualy have a theory that makes the time loop make sense I will have to share that some day) although at least they put a clear limiter on it.
Only reason I dident choose this is because to fully get rid of time travel I would have to spend all my episodes on it and it's not worth it.
>games ponys play
I just can't believe nobody had seen a picture of her.
>somepony to watch over me
Just seems out of character for applejack but I'm really not enough of an applefag to be able to tell for sure.
>testing testing 1 2 3
How the fuck did dash not know all this already.
>Appaloosas most wanted
It's not entirely clear why they dident get there marks here but I guess that can be explained as not realising the significance the first time and it would have seemed like a bit of an arse pull later on I guess.
>party pooped
Go back start over again and make the yaks less over the top.
Alternatively show that it's only the leadership that is that retarded.
>amending fences
I don't like that minuet was not a dentist they give all the retarded pandering of slice of life and miss the opportunity for good pandering here.
Continued in next post
>>26991591
Continued
>rarity investigates
I refuse to accept that the guards are that incompetent they would auctualy take a cake break from a cake presented to them. This one came a close 4th but in the end I decided that the main characters were more important then the guards.
>crusaders of the lost mark
As great as that episode was how does such a massive bitch work as a wedding planner and what does filthy rich see in her.
>cutie re mark 1&2
Again I don't like time travel in my ponys.
I considered slice of life but as much as I hate secret agent bon bon Kevin is just to good to give up and it's no longer the only random twilicane.
Bear in mind there's a difrence between don't like and don't want to be cannon many of these are my favourite episodes and there's a few I hate that I don't care about the canoninity of.
>If you
>YOU
I don't fucking care about your opinions, nor should you care about mine. This is exactly what's wrong with this board. You people keep making threads about yourselves, thinly veiling them as pony related.
Anyone here working on an MLP game, lads?
I was thinking of doing one as a test run since fan games tend to be easier to make.
Pic related is what I've got so far mostly just sprites atm. It will have to be done this way since the resources I have at hand don't allow hooves so easily. But then what's the point t b h
Im working on the Fallout Equestria game by Overmare Studios
>>26991551
Is that the Infinity Engine ? Kinda look like it, with weird lighting.
Not exactly a game, but I'm back working on this https://derpibooru.org/1023946. I'm will try to make it compatible with GoogleCardBoard and HTC Vive.
>>26991643
is there a pinkie in the works?
I'm not interested if there's no pinkie in the works
not that I don't appreciate the hard work
(also not likely I'm getting a new phone/vr headset any time soon)
still thanks for your effortsrequesting pinkie pie because pinkie pie
I found this on twitter, I just wanted to bring attention to how garbage this is
>he doesn't like brunettes
>>26991514
>doesn't like shoving purplesmarts head up a used toilet and forcing her to not wash herself ever again
You are not even trying, anon
I think she's pretty cute.
I want to drown my face in Applejack's ass. Am I strange?
>>26991495
this but without the last sentence
>>26991495
no
more than me tho. luna's buttocks is for my face
>>26991495
>I want to drown my face in Applejack's ass.
This, but after a hard days work in the hot summer sun.
Do you think Fluttershy would listen to Evanescence with me? If not, which pony do you think would? \m/
>>26991460
dafuq is evanescence?
fluttershy is more of a stones/young/floyd/bowie/hendrix gal
>>26991460
Fluttershy is really more of a shitcore gal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nQdI--I3CE
>fluttershy lies in bed awake
>she cant fall asleep
>she gently gets out of bed making sure to not wake any animals
>she opens the window and loos back to make sure no one is awake
>she grabs her ipod and flies into the night
>she glides over the everfree forest
>the cool night are nips her face as she carefully puts her earbuds in
>flutter gains altitude she breaks above the clouds, as if breaching the surface of water
>the screen of her ipod lights up her face as she presses play
>the clouds are flat below her for miles
>like an endless valley of white
>the moon lights up bright
>as the night begins to SHIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
yeah random green about music and stuff applause if you get the joke, also first green
I want to bathe in Twilight's pussy juice
We're not worthy, anon
>>26991324
But I want it. I want to fill a big bath full of her sweet marecum and just soak in it for all eternity.
>>26991301
should try bathing in water first.
I'm finally going to Equestria on Sunday. Anyone else doing the same thing or thinking about it? If so why?
>>26991224
No you're not.
>>26991224
If by this you mean killing yourself, yes
>>26991228
/thread
Sorry my little bronies I forgot to return to the thread.
MLP Cringe thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06XFt0s1JR8&ab_channel=AndreasPeahc
>>26991079
Back to bee, underage.
>>26991079
>proud socialist
>punk
>liberal
>pro-life
>free speech ftw
>I <3 Isreal
>I was bisexual until I went to college
>I voted for Obama
u focking wut m8?
>6 years have passed already since the ride started
Why I you still on the ride anons?
http://strawpoll.me/7284630
>>26990627
>Why I you still
Damn I need some sleep
>>26990627
>why are you still here
These should be bannable along with 'whats the appeal'. This boards full of faggots who 'got off le ride' long ago but still stick around to complaincuz m-muh ride neber ends!!1, did you really need to make a thread asking this.
Because the ride never ends of course.
>On this morning Rarity had decided to make herself some pancakes from scratch.
>Mixing the batter and frying them up to perfection.
>However, as she removed the finished pancakes from the pan setting them on the plate, she felt something, unnatural.
>She carried the plate to the table with magic removing the pan from the stove.
>Rarity slathers on butter, and pours syrup over the pancakes.
>Raritys younger sister Sweetie Belle was away today with her friends, leaving Rarity all alone with her meal.
>She grabs the proper utensils sitting them next to the table.
>Then Rarity herself sits in front of her plate.
>She can't bring herself to lift the utensils once again.
>Something, seems off about the pancakes.
>She stares at them, observing their texture.
>They seem just as ordinary as any other pancakes she's seen.
>Rarity looks around the room getting the feeling shes being watched, this uncomfortable tense feeling.
>She turns back to the pancakes, as she looks at them again, she feels a rising swell in her head.
>Like the onset of a headache, panging at her.
>Perhaps it's the workload, she has been under a lot of stress with her new fashion line.
>Rarity looks at the pancakes for several more minutes.
>Each minute more painful than the last.
>>26990578
>It's so simple right?
>Rarity keeps staring, knowing instinctively she has to do something here.
>What is it though she wonders.
>Eating the pancakes doesn't seem right.
>Sticking the fork into their surface seems as wrong to her as sticking her fork into a cat.
>And she would never do something like that to her own cat.
>Her headache has instensifed so much that she pushes herself away from the table and walks away from her plate.
>She feels the growl of her stomach.
>Someone as busy as her doesn't get many chances to eat, this may be the only time..
>And yet..
>No, perhaps, another time.
>She wraps up the pancakes putting them in the fridge for later.
>It's not the first time she's gone to work on an empty stomach.
>Surely she can do it again.
>>26990580
>Rarity focuses on her designs.
>The calm quiet of the room leaves her little else to focus on but her work.
>What was it that stopped her from eating?
>It's not like she's never eaten pancakes before.
>Rarity rather quite likes them.
>But why..
>She stares in the reflection as sun breaks through the clouds.
>She sees the slight bags in her eyes.
>Staying up late has thrown off her schedule.
>She must meet deadlines, she must keep designing new clothes.
>But inspiration is not always easy.
>The work is tedious, even using the machine.
>Her eyes won't let her slip up.
>They can see everything, every slight flaw.
>And of course, quality is expected of her work.
>One bad review, one missed stitch could lead to ruin.
>She must stay focused.
>>26990602
>Night comes, her younger sister came and said hi briefly earlier while Rarity was still at work.
>But she's done now, and the younger sister is asleep.
>The weariness of the day has numbed her senses.
>Rarity comes to the kitchen in the night lighting the dark boutique with her horn.
>Saving electricity will cut costs down.
>A savvy business woman knows how important it is to save money.
>She feels the hunger grip her stomach.
>She opens the fridge.
>Nothing has been previously made.
>Nothing can be consumed in it's raw form.
>Sitting, on the top shelf in the middle, the pancakes, wrapped in plastic wrap.
>Rarity feels a sense of uneasyness seeing them again.
>She grabs the plate taking it and shutting the fridge.
>Darkness surrounds her breifly before she relights the area with her horn.
>She floats some untensils hastily from a drawer before sitting down at the table.
>She looks at them again.
>But something feels very wrong here.
>Goosebumps run along Rarities skin.
>Her instincts are telling her to put them away.
>That she shouldn't eat them.
>And yet the hunger grips her.
>The dark room so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
>In darkness she stares at the pancakes.
>The pancakes themselves seem to have an odious quality to them.
>Generally unpleasant to be around, and certainly not something she'd want to eat.
>Rarity sighs as she floats the pancakes back into the fridge.
>As she closes the fridge door she immediately feels a wave of relief wash over her.
It's been a while since I've watched MLP.
I just wanted to talk about how much I admire Maud.
I think she's great because of what an amazing sister she is and I really enjoy her jokes.
Ever since they've introduced her into the series she's become my favorite.
I hope they'll release a vinyl figure soon, unless they already have.
>>26990498
If you like Maud, never watch the show again. They've ruined her.
Maud is only good for futa and rock type pokemon jokes.
>>26990498
>I hope they'll release a vinyl figure soon, unless they already have.
They have. She's sitting on my shelf.
She's actually one of the currently available ones, too.
There is literally no pony cuter than this one. I dare you to even fucking try and find one.
>>26990399
>There is literally no pony cuter than this one
I object.
>>26990399
I can't. You are correct, Glimglam is the cutest.
>>26990399
At least half of the characters in the show.
Unless you mean filly glimmer, then she's a top 20 no doubt
Lets be serious here. If lauren faust came back to write more episodes of MLP. Will the show be saved, or it's already to late?
>>26990142
The series is fine, this video game franchise on the other hand is dead as a their jokes
>>26990142
Is doing pretty meh right now. It doesn't really need to be saved. I wish they did with S6 what they did for S4 and S5 tho.
>>26990142
Couldn't even be bothered to post a horse, huh.
Fuck you, dude.
There are two ponies in front of you, both are cloaked in a black robe. One is your waifu and the other is the pone you despise the most. The one you pick is the one you fuck with all your love and tenderness(or a fuck like animals), so pick either left or right.
>I will reveal the answer when we reach 50 posts
>>26989895
This is a tough one but I think I'll pick ... my waifu. Final answer.
>>26989895
>Mlp
>another 50 posts bullshit
Fuck off, again.
>>26989895
Almost forgot, you can't see them through the robes they wear. So they look identical, pick wisley.
tfw your brony bf gets mad and kicks you out of the house for stealing all the bagels
>>26989722
What kind of bagels?
oh boy i hate that
>>26989722
>dating a brony
You deserve anything you get
Stick to horsefuckers