>Average human male lasts only 5-7 minutes
Much better than a stallion's several seconds.
>>26996603
Average of 10 to be exact.
>>26996616
Actually some stallions can last longer than a few seconds.
Also don't foget that their 'equipment' fits perfectly into horse pussy.
>take your favorite pony
>take your favorite vidya game quote
>combine them
How does it sound in their voice?
Hard mode:No Andrew Ryan quotes.
>>26994392
"It's nothin' personal"
>>26994392
"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked and then there will be cake."
>>26994392
"You've totally met with a terrible fate 'n stuff, haven't ya pal?"
Why do people blindly h8 EqG?
>>26994194
Because even blind people can tell its shit
>>26994194
>people acting like they hate something on 4chan ?
preposterous
>>26994194
But Anon, nobody hates EqG. We only want it gone, every trace of it wiped and that everyone just pretend that abomination never existed.
How much do you wanna bet Big Jim convinced him to do a voice this season?
>>26989053
The really question is who the hell he'll play
>>26989053
Literally who
>showing your powerlevel
>>26989053I want to come inside william shatner
He's voicing starswirl.
Have you ever interacted with a brony irl?
>>26987459
Cringe threads belong on /b/, thanks.
Yes, I fucked a high pitched voice fat guy in a bad rainbow dash suit in his hotel room.
Luckily he didn't speak much and his butthole was waxed and clean.
Yes, I saw Equestria Girls in the theatre opening day.
There were two 14 year old girls in pony cosplay (one Celestia and one Rainbow Dash) sitting behind me who talked with me and my GF before and after the movie. Plenty of spaghetti but I'm 90% sure I could have fucked them if not for the fact that I was with my GF, and that doing so would have been statutory rape (I was 27 at the time.)
Say there were two identical doors that existed since the dawn of doors. One led to your idealized version of Equestria and the other led to a universe where you're chased and devoured over and over for eternity by jelly. Would you take a chance and try it out? There's no way to know what's beyond the doors and once you've chosen one a skeleton throws you through it.
The doors will be revealed at 50 replies.
<50 replies
>>26987380
I bet they're both fucking stupid.
You get this reply only out of disdain.
Maud Pie likes jokes; tell her a joke!
My dick is hard.
Please rub it with your tongue
*badum tish*
Pinkie Pie
>>26987322
are you a mod or a rocker?
Suddenly, your own OC is next to you. What do?
Nothing. I'm not autistic enough to have an OC.
>>Admire his godlike physique
What should I get my horsefucker boyfriend for his birthday /mlp/?
>>26985858
Are you gay ora grill?
The largest horsecock dildo you can find.
Make sure it has a cumtube.
>>26985858
How long do you have until his birthday?
GUYS
he is back. he is finally back.
MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP
who?
Enjoy your ban. All the mods are newfags and will ban you for this. Sucks, but /mlp/ is dead.
>>26985013
He returned fucking weeks go.
What country are you from, /mlp/?
>>26984675
We don't need this thread every fucking day.
Fuck Sealand.
Hell
>>26984675
Can we just come to the realisation that FiM is really mediocre in hindsight?
>>26983670
no
>>26983670
>frogposting
>thumbnail
Fuck off, thanks.
>>26983670
Get the fuck out and go back to /r9k/, frogposter. You know nothing.
Let's take a poll, /mlp/. Who's your favorite Mane Six pone?
http://strawpoll.me/7279115
http://strawpoll.me/7279115
http://strawpoll.me/7279115
>>26982865
bump
also....one for each. kek.
>>26982865
Why isn't "none" an option?
>>26982992
Because fans of the fandom don't count.
Where did you come from, where did you find MLP?
What other boards and websites do you visit?Have you found a hasdrone-free site yet?
>>26982365
Been here since it was opened.
I also visit /g/, /tg/, /k/, vp/ and /vg/.
>>26982701
>/k/
>being a deer-fucker
How can you fuck pone and deer at the same time ?
From /co/, where the whole faggotry begun.
That last episode was the most horrible thing I've ever seen.
It's clear all the good writers and staff have deserted the show. This is now a sinking ship.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAsP_77Y_xU
But people will keep watching no matter how bad it gets because of nostalgia. Expect a lot of apologists.
>>26982294
K
Bye
>>26982294
Then why are you still here?
We have like five of these threads per day. You ever here of the Pavlov Effect? If you truly and wholly believe MLP is dead, it seems dead for you. For me it seems to gain more and more people everyday. Perspective.