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Pinkie gets diagnosed with ADHD.
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and picks up her prescription
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which is written in Swahili.
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anon dies everyone is sad
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/mlp/ on the news
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kCYGQEcpJ5k
4:17
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Hi Alex. Any new Youtube drama as of late?
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>open video
>skip to some random part to see if its legit
>"-PIPI THE FROG!"
>close tab
nope
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>>26966809
>this whole video
>promoting the deep web
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Pocket Watch CYOA is here, name pending 2016-04-03 02:20:26 Post No.26965833
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Pocket Watch CYOA is here, name pending
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>Canterlot. Capital city of Equestria, as dangerous as it is beautiful, filled with races from every corner of the country, etc, etc.
>You've heard it all before. After all, you lived in it your entire life.
>Your name is Pocket Watch, and you make watches. Though your more elite customers prefer the term 'timepieces'
>As your Cutie Mark shows, you've got a talent for clocks of the small variety. Though closer inspection would show your butt clock has lockpicks for hands.
>See, you weren't born into your profession, like most artisans. You used to be a thief. First you stole to survive, then you survived to steal.
>But that's enough monologuing, time to start a new day!
>You roll out of bed and stretch your wings. Sun's already up, but the streets are still empty.
>The watch on the night stand says you've got some time before you have to open your shop, so you trot over to the bathroom to freshen up.
>The mirror is the first thing you see, and you face is the first thing that greets you.
How do you look?Since Pocket Watch is kind of a pre-made MC, character creation is going to be filling in the blanks left over.Some things like backstory are going to be more multiple choice. You can still decide the details though.There's some stuff about him I think should be stated outright, but I'll leave that to the next post
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You're a pegasus stallion, btw
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>>26965833
Our colors are brass and steel. Like a pocket watch.
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>>26965895
We better get to use our wings.
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Goo ponies?
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awww yiss
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>My Fetish
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>mfw I remember that rainbow dash exists
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>>26961886
such immense disgust and anger towards a fictional character in a show you watch is not healthy. Perhaps you should relinquish said anger.
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>Mfw I remember Rarity exists
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>>26961886
I don't blame you
Rainbow Dash is a disgusting pony and should be removed from the show
Rarity on the other hand is beautiful
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Colony thread: Gryphonia 2016-04-02 20:03:39 Post No.26961231
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>Anyone that has ever posted on /mlp/ Is transported to Equestria and the surrounding lands.
>Due to strained relations between the two countries, Gryphonia refuses to send the new blank flanked horses to Equestria.
>Progress stagnated until it was decided to deport all the newcomers to a small little containment village to be run by the son and daughter of a local lord.
>The village itself is a derelict on the edge of a lake, a ghost town with nothing in it but the remains of buildings and a town hall that has been patched up.
The last digit of your roll determines your race. Odds are Earth Pony/Zebra/Gryphon, Evens are Pegasi/Batponies/Unicorns
The second to last digit of your roll determines your sex. 0-4 is Male and 5-9 is female.
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>>26961231
I'm a pretty pony
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>>26961231
We are equivalent of rapeugees. I would kill myself immediately
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>>26961231
Rollan because why the fuck not
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download link (end is cut)
https://mega.nz/#!DNFSyQCY!0cd7jkj4nczep4sPvwKpMwE6r_bEft3kDnV72qOJsY0
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I need a gif/webm of Ponk pushing Rarara off screen like a hot potato
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Loved this scene, Tabitha is so based
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Weekend edition
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Here's a link to my freshly updated Pone Wallpaper collection:
http://pastebin.com/SbBMnR3e
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Obligatory
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Alton Bean
Super Pony - Soap Bubble CYOA 2016-04-01 23:36:40 Post No.26950768
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Super Pony - Soap Bubble CYOA
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New Protag edition
>Oh look, another text-based CYOA, what's with this one?
Glad you asked.
Welcome to Super Pony, a CYOA taking place in Maretropolis, a city where the forces of good and evil are at a constant struggle.
You play as Bubble Bath, also known as Soap Bubble, and this is your quest to try and be the hero you’ve always wanted to be.
Catch up on this and other CYOAs here:
http://anonpone.com/capeshit
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>You gallop as fast as your legs can carry you, bubble wand trailing just behind you in your light magical glow
>Those mummies are right behind you, you just know it!
>Your eyes jump from building to building, looking for any way of escape.
>Spotting a large building in the distance, you alter your course, heading right for it, your legs resuming their gallop.
>Your name is Soap Bubble, and you’re a superhero.
>Or at least, you want to be.
>Nopony told you it would be this hard.
>Your pink mane and tail trail behind you as you gallop, the bright colors of your superhero outfit stretching as your legs bring you forward.
>You’re almost there, just a little bit further now!
>As you round a corner, a large chain link fence blocks your path, forcing you to skid to a halt.
>You put your front hooves on the fence, trying in vain to climb over.
>The sound of shuffling makes you shriek, and you look behind you.
>A dozen mummies encroach on your position, their slate blue eyes glinting in victory.
>Y-you don’t think you can fight that many.
>Every fiber of your being wants to lock up, curl into a fetal position and hope they go away.
>Think Soapy, think! There’s gotta be a way out of this!
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BIG BUBBLE NOW
FLY
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>>26950775
Fall down and cry.
Embrace your fate.
Tracy Andrews
Paper Pony CYOA/Quest 2016-04-01 22:45:06 Post No.26950143
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Paper Pony CYOA/Quest
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Welcome to PapEquestria! What 2D adventures await you?
[PRESS ANY BUTTON TO CONTINUE]
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Press the [Shut Off] button.
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>>26950143
POWER BUTTON
Alexis Wallace
YOUGETTONAMETHEcyoa 9: Railroads repent 2016-04-01 14:17:37 Post No.26946212
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YOUGETTONAMETHEcyoa 9: Railroads repent
Alexis Wallace
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Catch up on the Quest here: https://www.anonpone.com/longname/
Recap:
Rails. Tons of them. In all seriousness though:
>It's the final exam of the prestigious academy in Canterlot that Etherbreeze is attending
>The final test, a dual spell with a flamboyish colt named Emberspark begins
>It starts out well enough, but soon Etherbreeze feels the spell failing
>A dual spell like this can easily lead to a massive disaster
>Time begins to slow down to a crawl and moments later, you find yourself in the deepest region of your mind where you meet her
>Etherwing, the personification of your Cutiemark's magic, channeled by the tattoos that allows you to walk on Clouds
>After getting to know each other, she tells you that she would be able to stop the spell from collapsing, saving everyone in the audience
>For a small fee that is
>This fee is Emberspark's Cutiemark
>Etherbreeze lets herself get persuaded of allowing Etherwing to proceed
>Fortunately, the procedure is a success, or so Etherbreeze thought
>As she saw Emberspark walk away, merely a husk of what he has once been, guilt washes over here like a torrent
>Trying to help Ember, she attempts to visit him but gets stopped by her imaginary twin sister
>Trying to make her understand Etherbreeze's feelings, the discussion goes overboard and the Unicorn seemingly crashes under this emotional load
>Even worse, Twilight appears in her usual, understanding and comforting manner
>This brings Etherbreeze to the verge of tears as she does want nothing more but to help fix this
>She now heads back to the stage next to Twilight
Incoming post of continuation...
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>wake up to this thread
It's good to be back
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>Most of the walk is happening in silence
>The only thing that can be heard is Twilight's and your steps on the long, stone floored corridors
>You swallow a massive lump in your throat before stopping in your tracks
Etherbreeze: "T-twilight? May I ask a question?"
>The alicorn turns around to face you, a kind smile on her face
>She just nods at you, waving a hoof begging you to continue
Etherbreeze: "W-while casting the spell, I did feel another p-presence of... well, magic you could call it..."
>Most of what you are saying comes out as a shaky stutter, more than you hoped even though you tried to hide it at the best of your abilities
>Something, maybe a higher force, is telling you to continue though
Etherbreeze: "I.. I felt it pulling something away. First it did so from me, but I did my best to resist..."
>The second part was a lie, and a bead of sweat flows down your face, tickling your fur
>Lying was necessary though, you think to yourself
>The princess finding out would make this situation even worse
>You find a bit of relief in the fact that you still have the ability to think rationally right now
>Twilight nods, slowly, a sign of understanding fortunately
Etherbreeze: "It then felt like it was moving over to Emberspark, draining something away from him..."
>You narrow your eyes, avoiding her gaze
>She uses one of her hooves to lift your face back up, looking into your eyes
>Putting her hoof behind your head, she strokes your mane, repeatedly
>It feels good
Etherbreeze: "I-I wanted to ask... is there a way to help Emberspark?"
>That's it, you needed to get an answer
>Twilight's mane stroking stops, and you she retreats slowly, staring into your eyes again
>But this time, her stare is cold, serious and calculated
>A moment later she sighs
Twilight Sparkle: "It sounds like something pulled away his Cutiemark magic. If you knew where it went, you might be able to get it back, but..."
Twilight Sparkle: "Let's just go back to the stage, shall we?"
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HA-HA-HA APRIL FOOLS!
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So any Chicago Anons going this weekend?
I'm interested to see how it will compare to the Ponyville Ciderfest that was in Milwaukee.
Hopefully less photo drama...
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>going to a DraftCon
Yeah. No.
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I will be there with a friend from uniI'll be wearing a scarf and twilight jersey #10 if you want to say hi or grab a drink
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>>26940520
Sounds cool, maybe I'll see ya around.
>What's this: a CYOA style comedy where players take on the role of young Rosemary during the most critical week of her life, surviving her oddly strong first estrus and studying for the test that will set her for life.
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>[SATURDAY cont.]
>You scoff, looking at the mice with disdain.
"And why should we comply? You're the ones in our grasp right now" you try to pass off as cold as possible, but the truth is, your brain and your rear are melting.
>"Oh, come on Rose" Lime steps forward, giving you an excuse to enter the house again. "Sure, they tried to rob your super important work that a whole bloodline depends on, but they're just asking to cross a couple of blocks."
"I don't want to be outside for too long..." you calm down a bit, scratching your back legs one against the other.
>"Fine then, I'll take them home" Stardust neighs softly. "After lunch. You guys can wait an hour or two, right?"
>"For that we're grateful" the brown mouse bows down. "We... We will just be over there" suddenly, the whole platoon moves in sync, heading for one of the corners in the living room.
>"Aww, look how cute they are, scheming and spiting those who are bigger than them!" Lime just can't stand in place while looking at them go. "Okay, I'll get lunch ready!"
"And I'm going to take a shower! Yes, too cool off, huh" without giving leave for more questions, you aim for the bathroom, not before nabbing a certain phallus from the guest room.
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>It takes a lot of effort and willpower to get off and not scream like a madmare, but finally, you manage to orgasm for a second time under the cold water. While it didn't feel nearly as enlightening as the first time, you can feel your heat diminishing, and the fluids came off much better in the shower. On the way down, you grab a piece of paper and decide to pull a prank on those smartypants mice.
"Here you go" you drop a rolled scroll near them. "This scroll contains the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything!" You pompously declares. The mice gawk. "However, you're forbidden to open it until you're back home, or else you'll be stranded forever" their faces of crushing disappointment are priceless. The best part is that you just wrote the number 42! What a joke!
>You sit down with Lime and Stardust and partake of exquisite sandwiches and salad, while eyeing the mice. They bicker, surrounding the scroll and making all sorts of noises. It seems like they're about to fall, the temptation is too great. Should you reveal your prank now, or keep going on with it and enjoy a taste of power over your inferiors, one you shall soon have when you become a noble again.
>Lust: 55%
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Enjoy a taste of power, and subtle lewd comments throughout your discussion.
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>>26928601
We should be gracious and humble with our power. Reveal the prank.
Also Stardust, if you're a lesbo then how come you got so defensive when I first assumed you were?
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>No Ponk thread?
Let's fucking fix that.
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I like the pink pony.
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So, today was sure a rollercoaster of surprising events, wasn't it?
DISCLAIMER: I am not the pink pony pictured in the image at left, and only include this image to illustrate the emotional content present in the above post.
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Mods: not afuckingRP thread. It's a story/CYOAescue thing. Should be ok, looking at the sticky.
For people searching for the thread:
>"Seriously, you're on the computer again?"
>"You know sunshine isn't fatal to you, right?"
Here we await Writefag No. 8675309 so that the story can go on.
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>>26907539
STOP WITH THIS ROLEPLAYING BULLSHIT
(it IS roleplaying and you know it)
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>>26907539
>implying they banned it for being rp
>implying they aren't covering their asses
>eating scruffy's shit
I want a new op.
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>>26907589
Go ahead, create a new thread if you want to and watch it be removed for flooding/spamming. And don't mind me, I'm just going to go back to munching some chocolate starfish.