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Yesterday I had simulated sex with EQG Fluttershy, I came hard into her imaginary vagina and impregnated her. It was the best fap I've ever had in weeks. Then I stood their wiping the cum off my hands and thought, what am I doing with my life? I'm unemployed, have no gf, and almost 30 years old, I need to get my shit together I thought
So I decided to browse /mlp/ to read some top bantz but there were none because scruffy had banned fun posting
Then I went to /pol/ and read that WW3 had begun and whites were going to be genocided
Now I am more depressed than ever before. I regret being born into this world. Someone please end my life.
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>>27197963
>EQG
Yep, you deserve death.
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>>27197963
do it, OP
hang yourself, go to Equestria and cum hard inside Fluttershy
Just do it.
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Consider suicide.
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Will Trixie be reformed or up to no good?
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>>27197933
startin' trouble in mah neigh-borhood
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>>27197954
She got in one little duel and her mom got scared
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>>27197933
I thought she was already reformed
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Still no Rarity thread? Lets fix that.
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I want to sniff Rarity's ass
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>>27198047
so soft
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Why is it that no one can enjoy the show for what it is anymore? A cute cartoon about cute, colorful. miniature horses doing cute things.
Why is it that we have to look at everything through a microscope to bitch about things? Do we really have to take the show so seriously? Can't we just have fun with the show again?
I found that once you start being over critical of the show, you start to lose that joy you have watching the show. It starts to be more and more of just a habit that you do. It then starts to become a chore and stop enjoying it.
If you want to enjoy the show again. Stop being over critical about everything and stop having expectations. Let the episode come to you and see it for what it really is. A cute cartoon with cute ponies doing cute things
This PSA has been brought to you by:
That One Faggot named OP
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>>>/redditonychandaily/
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>>27197542
It's a cute show, but season 6 had just in general felt pretty shit. The only episodes I didn't enjoy until this season were Daring Don't and What About Discord, but now I've barely enjoyed the majority of the things going on. On Your Marks was okay, but it was a re-hash of Bloom and Gloom. The Crystalling was pretty decent, but it focused too much on McFlurry. Overall the season has been lackluster and forgettable, not to mention out of character at a lot of moments. I hope it returns to previous cuteness quality, but so far it's not been promising.
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>>27197568
That said though, the recent episode was very enjoyable. Forgot to mention that there. Not a big dragon fan, but it was nice.
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Draconequus """"""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""
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This thread is the most basic of jokes.
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>>27197207
I wanna fuck Twiggles
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>>27197185
>Equestria
>white
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She JUST saw your clop collection
>Wat do
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Offer her a copy.
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>>27196725
Tell her which pictures of her I masturbate to the most
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Ask her for more
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The Cutie Map is nominated for a Hugo award.
https://twitter.com/MidAmeriCon2/status/725016605541994496
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>>27196539
Doctor Who actually deserve to win. Is the only decent show in that list
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>>27196539
>post season 5 supernatural being good at anything
These awards have the shittest taste in the whole world.
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Holy shit, the public can vote on it.
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Do any of you guys stealth post pones on other boards?
Do you ever get caught out?
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Fuck off and follow the rules, baiting Barneyfag isn't funny anymore.
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>>27196326
No, that's retarded and I dont want to derail threads with ponyfaggotry
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>>27196326
On occasion, the butthurt can be amusing.
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https://wikileaks.org/sony/emails/emailid/141910
>Because as a person with minimal knowledge I found it hard to understand and acceSs the world
>I get it if we bring the ponys into our world or something like smurfs
https://wikileaks.org/sony/emails/emailid/43621
>This version definitely feels like a blown out expanded episode and with this approach it doesn't feel like there is an audience beyond the fans of the show. I don't see how it expands out.
https://wikileaks.org/sony/emails/emailid/60365
>They are re-working the script completely and have not started production
w-what's going to happen to horse film anons?
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>>27196290
Those people were fired from sony
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The movie will be a failure
It'll be just a 100-minute LE EPIK QUEST episode
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>>27196290
The prophecy almost beame true.
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Our God-Emporer is invading Equestria to turn the ponies into sex slaves exclusive to American consumers.
Wat do?
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>>27195875
nothing. everything seems to be fine
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>>27195875
You spelled Emperor wrong, kid.
You're in class to learn, get off 4chan.
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>>27195875
nothing
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The people of /mlp/ need laughter.
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>>27195824
Someday, we're all going to die. Someday even further on, nobody will remember who you were. Your fleeting existence will be lost to the void, and nothing you ever cared about will have ever mattered.
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Jonagold is a very pretty pony
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Apple horses are the cutest horses.
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Are you ready for the fat NEET brother and sister incest fanart that this episode will generate?
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-flutter-brutter/EP013304160139?aid=zap2it
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>>27195515
inb4 flutterbro moves onto treehugger's commune to get the love and support he needs.
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We finally get to meet Fluttershy's brother, and he turns out to be an unmotivated freeloader who's afraid of failure. He also crashes at her house, which I expect will soon resemble the set of THE ODD COUPLE. (Pony pictured is NOT the Flutter Brutter.)
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>>27195515
Well I'll be damned
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Why are emberfags such degenerates?
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Because they couldn't hold a candle.
Or more accurately, a torch, to Nyx.
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>>27195361
Not even nyx is as cancerous as ember is, it's amazing
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Jakashi summoning thread 2016-04-26 14:35:25 Post No.27195240
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Jakshi plz cum back to us
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>>27195240
they're probably at work or asleep you triple cuck
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>>27195240
Artist has a life outside of this place, anon. They'll get back and make a thread when they can.
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>>27195240
Plus you nerds called her names when she even dared to suggest drawing anthro. Have some tact you jellyroll neckbears.