Still no Rarity thread? Lets fix that.

I want to sniff Rarity's ass

>>27198047
so soft

>>27197896

Looks like she just farted.

I'm no Rarifag, but I wouldn't mind being around her when she does that

>>27198103
Ladies do not fart, anon

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bumpin

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Just wake me up when her episode comes around.

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>>27199209
The closest is the one with AJ in the spa, right? We'll have to wait a couple weeks for that.

I wanna fuck Rarity dead.

>>27198103
>>27198067
Sick fuck.

>>27199308
No, the closest one is her opening up another store.

And hopefully that episode is a Twilight one, because I'd hate for an Applejack and Rarity episode, wasting another spot for Rarity that should be elsewhere on the episode list.

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>>27199352
But then people will complain about Applejack having her 'spotlight stolen'

>>27199553
I don't care, I'd rather have that happen. Applejack can get other episodes not related to Rarity or family, I wish the writers could realize that.

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>>27199352
Oh right, opening the UUUU store in Manehattan, that is right before the AJ's day off.
My bet is that it will be more Twilight and Spike focused. Them fucking up the chores somehow, etc., while it will cut to AJ failing to relax a few times.

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>>27199644
I'm fine with that.

>>27199644
Best ponies.
(Along with Flutters, Apple, Twi, and Ponk)

Rarara is far and away my favorite.

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>>27197896

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them huge horns tho

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>>27198103
>>27198067
>"Anon dear, would you mind giving me those emeralds up there? They're for my new collection, it will be absolutely stunning!"
"Sure, here you go"
>"Thanks de-"
>PPPRPRPRPTPTPTPTPRPRPRP
>Sniff
"Huh..."
>"Oh dear...silly me..."
"...Wh your farts smell like pillows?"
>"I-It's not what you think! It was one of those Pinkie's prank cushions..."
>PPPPTPTPRPRPRPTPRPPTPTPR
"...Again?"
>"I-I can e-explain!"
"Why does it smell so nice?"

>>27199996

You have my attention.

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>>27199996
pls stop

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>>27199996
>"Anon please, you have to keep this as a secret. I would hate to know all high society ponies just find out about this?"
"Do other ponies have different fart smells?"
>"My lifestyle, my reputation..."
"Twilight's smell like lavender?"
>"ANON!"
"What?"
>"It is obvious that you don't understand the mess I'm into..."
"It is obvious that you don't smell your own farts. They smell pretty nice..."
>"Stop being so disgusting!"
"C'mon, give me some more"
>"I-I won't!"
"Look, I'm already below you"
>"G-Get out of there!"
"I even created a slogan for my new perfume: I want to sniff Rarity's farts"
>And she faints

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>>27200209

Not the direction I was expecting, but I still got a hearty laugh out of it.

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>>27200209
>"Hey Rarity, I came to see how you're doing with my dre-"
"Oh hi Twilight?"
>"Why is fainted on the floor? Did something happened?"
"Nothing to worry about. Hey, can I smell your farts?"
>"Ummm, no...?"
"Oh c'mon. I'm currently at a research about ponies farts"
>"Why are yoy doing that?"
"Don't question science, Twilight. I thought you liked to do researchs too"
>"I do but..."
"Great, now eat these beans and put your butt in my face"
>"Anon, what the hell is wrong with you?"
"Hurry up before Rarity regains consciousness"
>"I don't..."
>PPPRPRPTPTPTPTPRPRPRPRT
>"Oh shi-"
"Oh shy farts, how cute. And lavender. I knew it"
>Faints too

>>27199996
>anon this is not funny
its ok rarity, it happens to the best of us
>PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT
oh my god rarity, what did you eat
PPPPPPRRRRRRRRTprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffff splash
rarity hides her head under her hooves
>...
>anon be a darling and hand me some tp and matches
and thats when anon figured out why rarity had two litterboxes

>ITT: AnimatedJames

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>>27200467
Who?

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>>27200421
>"Huh? What...what just happened? Anon? Why is Twilight sleeping on my boutique? I don't remind inviting her to a sleepover party"
"It doesn't matter, I already finished my investigation. Wanna hear it?"
>"Don't come with those sick fetishes of yours, Anonymous. Now, just help me finish these dresses"
"Ponies seem reluctant to admit the pleasant odor that comes out of their anus"
>"It's not pleasant, for Celestia's sake. Stop reading that disturbing report"
"Time to test the response of ponies to human farts. Taking notes about reactions"
>"Don't you fucking dare Anonymous. I swear I-"
>PPPTPTPTPRPPRRTRPPTRPTPRPTR
>Sniff sniff
>"What the...Why...why your farts...smells like bubblegum? Why such disgusting act can be so...oddly pleasant..."
"The test subject Rarity shows the expected reactions. Going to expand the number of test subjects"
>"Anon come here. Please fart on my face. I need it!"

Glad someone is making the worst pony thread look like autismal garbage.

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>>27201657
And yet you still bumped the thread.

>>27201657

I think you're lost, the Worst Pony thread is over here

>>27123333

>>27201657
>implying all X pony general aren't garbage