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what is this pone about? drinking cider and having three eyes?

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>>27185502

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>>27185494
I was born ready

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>>27178277

> Ah... a wonderful start to your second day of your journey in this new land. You've already befriended several locals, and one offered to share their bed with you. in a completely non-sexual way
> And that wonderful feeling is squished as the pony that you were sleeping on, Rose, rolls over in her sleep, trapping you underneath her belly and her hind legs. Her light snoring continues.

> What do you do?

>>27178284
hide your morning wood

>>27178284
Tickle her to get ourselves free

>>27166704
Its ok OP, once you get out of high school they stop caring and the teasing will stop

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>>27166759
Anon, why would you lie to him like that.

>>27166704
>came for the AJ image
>stayed for the interest
Hmmm....

>>27166789
This, seriously.

>>27163544
every time twilight leaves the room everyone should ask where is twilight

>>27163544
Don't you kind of already have a thread here?
>>27139805

>>27163544
>Spike and Big Mac's Bogus Adventure
>While Twilight and friends are off solving friendship problems, Spike and Big Mac find themselves in an increasingly ludicrous scenario all for want of a nail. (Time travel, lasers, dinosaurs, aliens, and the end of the world are involved somewhere.)

>Any Dream Will Do
>Getting together for a chat, Sunset Shimmer, Trixie, Glimmer, and Moondancer can't help but feel jealous over how Twilight is the favorite and devise a plan to get rid of her and her technicolor dreamcoat.

>>27163435
hahaha, dashfag memes

>>27163443
But I'm a girl anon and I really want RB to cum deep inside me with his big, thick and hot horse dick.

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I want to give Rainbow Blitz completely accurate information about human culture and be totally not gay with him.

>It's all over

I'm sad about this.

But I'm also overjoyed that we will at least get some closure from this oneshot.

>>27162754
Do we have a side arm? A sword or something?
Get the attacker off ASAP

>>27162754
Kick it away. We are an earth pony after all.

>>27162824
>>27162843
>The shock of the attack and the bloodloss is making your thoughts sluggish and forgetful.
>No...you do have a knife. It's just holstered to your chest. You can't reach is now that she's pressing up against you and limiting your neck movement.
>With a grunt you bring your forehoof up and punch the monster, aiming for where you think the eyes should be under her facewraps. With a first strike that you put all your energy into, you plunge it into a soft wet flesh underneath the wrappings.
>The scarecrow mare screeches with every desperate hit. Sometimes in your pain and wooziness you miss and feel bits of those still black growths on her body break off with your strike. They weak crumble to your touch.
>That seems to cause the mare to freak out more than the hits to the eye do.
>It must have been only a few seconds, but eventually the mare let's go of her bite on your neck and stumbles back in pain. Only she didn't fully let go, and as she pulls away you felt her pulling on your wounds slightly.
>You stumble to the ground and grasp your injured neck. Your prized military uniform is stained in your blood as it drips down your chest.
>And there, just right in front of you, lies your discarded rifle on the floor..
>The mare has stopped backpedaling and is starting assume her pounce stance.

Didn't we have this thread yesterday?

>>27160337
What do you mean?

>>27160350
what I mean is, didn't we have a thread that asked "[insert person/people here] in Equestria, what happens?" yesterday?

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“You two sound close,” you notice with a fade of a smile.

Trampled Flower blinks at you; his eyes dart away instantly. Scarab Amber raises her hoof to her forehead and exclaims, “Oh, you can’t even imagine! Friends since the sunrise of our foalhood, closer than any brother or sister ever could! Oh, all perishes and perils I’ve saved him from! You can’t even imagine!”

Trampled Flower rolls his eyes, “You are exaggerating. Also, your scarf is…”

He doesn’t get to finish; just as he feared, the bronze skinned filly stumbles upon her long cloth wear. Her front legs trample upon the ground with a loud, albeit hollow, impact. She huffs: “What a travesty…”

You help her up. She courteously thanks you with a bow and a nod. Trampled Flower catches the scarf into his hooves and quickly rolls it between them. He snarls:
“Care to remind me how many times I asked you to give me this thing for a cut and a hem?”

“Oh, the times forgotten by the haze of ages,” she begins. She stops, catching Flower’s annoying gaze. Scarab Amber sighs, “About… three, maybe four times in total, Trampled.”

Friends… Such a simple world, but how much energy and magic there is in it. You miss your friends…

“We have to get some of those “water crystals”,” you say, breaking their friendship moment. Despite the fact that you hate yourself for doing this, you have things to do and barely any time for it. It is also quite painful for you to see.

“They are either exchanged in the market,” Trampled Flower answers you with a quick nod; this kid is quick to acknowledge the current situation. He continues, “Or we can get them on the plantations. There’s one on the very edge of the Frozen North borders, because… well-“

“The flowing and gracious Pegasus ponies will no longer create rain clouds for us,” Scarab Amber finishes.

It was pretty obvious; why would they carry with their duty during the war? It is a bit unexpected that the Frozen North produces actual rain; as long as you remember you have either seen snow or hair in its borders.

“Can we get there in time?” you ask your companions.

Trampled Flower rubs his chin, “Well, maybe if we run…” He glares back at Amber, his glance of concern, “I don’t want to risk us overstaying the hour the Vizier gave me… her. I’d suggest going to the market and asking for the crystals and what else there. Ponies won’t like you or the Vizier for that but…”

He doesn’t finish but, you understand perfectly well what he is trying to say. Will you care if they’ll hate you?

>What do you do now?

>>27157733
>She huffs: “Unacceptable...”
FTFY

>>27157741
I know we might be disliked, maybe even hated for appearing out of nowhere and requisitioning stuff, but I don't think we have much choice here. All of those ponies will be better off if we succeed. Then they can lynch Vizier or something.

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>>26885126

>Opening your eyes you see yourself standing on top of a hill
>The sky is black and the wind is blowing
>This feels more like a nightmare than a dream
>Man even in your sleep, you can't shake this feeling
>You hear something happen behind you
>Turning around you see Umbra come through the portal
>She looks around
>"This is a little... Darker." Umbra says before looking at you
"I'm worried, can you blame me?"
>She smiles at you
>"Just relax." Umbra says "We're gonna get through this."
>You take a deep breath
>She's right
>You can get through this
>Suddenly you hear a thunderous noise off in the distance
>"Right on time." Umbra says
>"ANONYMOUS!" You hear her yell
>JUST STAY CALM!
>Looking up in the sky you see both Celestia and Luna flying towards you
>Celestia doesn't look too pleased
>When her eyes get set on Umbra, she flies right at her

Got distracted with dumb bullshit

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>>27127516
>Anon getting ready to fight

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>>27127516
>"YOU!" Celestia yells as she dives right at you and Umbra
>"MOVE!" Umbra yells before pushing you out of the way
>You both narrowly avoid Celestia
>As she flies by, you swear that you see a trail of embers behind her
>Celestia lands and spins around
>"Well that's one way to greet somepony." Umbra says "What's wrong, Celestia? Aren't you happy to see me?!"
>Celestia makes an irritated sound and she charges at Umbra
>Umbra does the same and the two lock horns
>You see Luna beginning to try something so you stand in front of her to stop her
"Not this time."
>Looking back you see Umbra and Celestia trying to kill each other
>"How DARE you send your dogs to Canterlot!" Celestia asks "Who do you think you are?!"
>"Just like how you sent Discord to get Anonymous?!" Umbra yells "You have NO right to talk!"
>The two mares continue to try to overpower each other you can only see both of them getting angrier
>"So Celestia, did you see that MY beloved isn't under a spell?!" Umbra asks
>"Silence!" Celestia says "I won't accept it, not now, not ever!"
>"So you DID see!" Umbra says "Tell me, Celestia, do you see now who his heart truly yearns for?!"
>"I SAID SILENCE!" Celestia yells
>You see Celestia break away and fly back
>Luna flies over next to her sister
>You look between the mares
>Both Umbra and Celestia look like they're about to unleash hell on your mind
>"I'm going to defeat you." Celestia says "And just like your brother, I'm going to seal you away. Then after you're gone I'll take control of your empire."
>You see Umbra show her pearly whites in anger
>You step forward
"Then you're going to have to seal me away too." You say "I can't and won't let you do this!"
>Holding out your right hand, Rebellion comes out of the ground and into your hand

>>27121845
>You could relatively clearly see three straight ways to your target.
>Alleys between piles of crates and boxes, wide enough to use as a passage without any real trouble.
>The thing was, all of these ways were probably observed. Not at the same time, obviously, but it wouldn't take too much effort for the Dog sentry to turn his gaze and spot you, especially that you'd be fairly visible in these. As a vague shadowy shape, but still.
>If you were assuming correctly, you could trot through these alleys fast enough to attack him, but he would probably at least yelp, and in the dark silence around the sound would alarm others.
>There were also other options, more or less dangerous and risky.
>Trying to silently climb one of the piles and attack the guard from above, counting that you will knock him out thanks to element of surprise. Actually, Frost could try to do so, he was a pegasus so he had bigger chance do to it well.
>You could also try to find a completely different way, maybe go around.
>Finally, you still had some rusty but trusty gears in your pockets. They worked fine first time.

>>27121849
Look for a path around. Using another gear while they're still on alert, albeit less, might make things tougher.

>>27122195
>Maaaybe checking if there was any possibility of going around was the best choice now.
>Going right in front of the guard had the bold thing in it, you'd feel like a heroine if you'd manage to pull it off, but there were way too many dangers and you had a mission to complete.
>The gears... you could use them again, they would work, and you would like to try and make the guard go somewhere else, abandon his post.
>Yet... when you thought about it for a second or two, it might not work in a way you would want it to. Things weren't looking too grim now, but throwing a gear may or may not work the other way you intended.
>There was a possibility of it attracting unwanted attention, since you used one and made some soldiers alerted, not about your presence, but general possible enemy presence in a garage they were supposed to guard.
>How could you tell all this?
>You just assumed it would be like that, after sacrificing some precious time to think about it.
>Well, it all meant you should look for a way around. Safe, secure, successful.
>You liked the sound of that. Triple S.

>There were two possible ways.
>One of available options was to move to the left, reach the wall and then you'd have to distract the sentry on run for it.
>The second was to move deeper into the 'garage', to the farthest alley between the stocked boxes, then work your way from there, covered by shadows and not endangered by your opponents.
>The latter possibility would be stealthy, but you'd lose additional time that could result in consequences, and it was farther from the door than your current position and the door you wished to use.

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>filly

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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.

609 - Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.

611 - Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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Now that the last thread is over, let's talk about something other than Apple. Like Mint.

shit

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>filly

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xth for Draconic hate sex

Moff > Bats

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>>27230743

>>27230787
Res pls

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>filly

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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.

609 - Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.

611 - Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

>>27228620
killy the filly

Hype!