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Lewd batties in even lewder outfits get

>>27138553
>Moth Wiki

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>>27138577
Ye

>>27138827
:^)

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>>27128312
>http://imgur.com/a/eLPmP
we need it in PDF form or something, the link no longer works
found it here though:
newgrounds.com/dump/item/80e019be5c9f67c5b2f247b25bfa08bc

same should go for:
>http://i.imgur.com/3qnqSiL.png
I'm sure it's only a matter of time before that disappears too

should also add the Alicorn pattern to the list for new threads too:
https://derpiboo.ru/1131793
and
https://imgur.com/a/2vmxt

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Does anyone know if this ever hit ebay? It seems like it was sold as fast as it hit DA. I'd have bought the damn thing if I saw it in time.

>>27128723
>I'd have bought the damn thing if I saw it in time.
I don't think it did
if she gets a high enough offer, she'll take that over posting on ebay, or take it off of ebay

LS plushies are definitely a thing now

>Archer took his shoes off before easing off of your counter.
>You could already see the black chitin spreading bit by bit up his fingers.
>”Had to make sure the stuff was safe.”
“I guess.”
>Nonchalant about the fact that he was gradually shifting into a bug horse, Archer walked behind your counter to maintain some modesty as he took his clothes off.
>You caught a glimpse of two identical tattoos on his buttocks as he took his pants off though, of a clear shot glass and a phial crossed together.
>Kind of weird, they were cartoony and not really Archer’s style.
>The chitin had reached all the way up to Archer’s shoulders now, he showed no signs of pain or discomfort though.
>Archer shrugged off his shirt and vest, taking the time to fold them before setting them out on your counter.
>His muscles rippled with each movement, back flexing as he rolled his shoulders.
>An eye stared back at you from there, tattooed in Archer’s flesh.
>It was huge, spread all across his back from deltoid to deltoid, and in the same blue as Archer’s own eyes.
>Down the rest of Archer’s back, bleeding hands held up lotus flowers to the eye.
“I never understood that tattoo. Just looks creepy as fuck to me.”
>Archer turned around to face you, completely nude.
>Luckily the counter was blocking his lower bits.
>”I like it. Went to Anonymous for the suggestion actually.”
“What’s it mean anyway? It’s always codes and symbols with that stuck up prick.”
>Archer actually laughed, hardly sparing a glance down at the shiny black exoskeleton that had already covered his abs and was now spreading across his chest.
>”In his own words: ‘It represents the Archangel Ramiel, who guides the souls of the reborn and the faithful into heaven.’ ”
>You rolled your eyes and stood up, watching Archer’s scarred hands ball up and meld into unmarked hooves.
“Of course it does.”
>A vile symphony of cracks echoed on the air when Archer’s spine snapped and shrunk down into place.

>>27124175
>He grunted, falling over as gracefully as he could onto all fours.
>You figured you’d be able to look without getting an eyeful of Archer’s cock now, so you trotted around the counter to face him.
>Archer’s back legs were shrinking, bending up and widening at the thighs now, just as his arms shrunk and filled in to be the girth all over.
>You could tell he was going to be bigger than you.
>Archer’s barrel was much bigger than yours, and his wings spread wider and crimson red on his back.
>The hair on Archer’s head burned up in a bright red flame, making place for the chitin to spread along his scalp, changing the shape of his skull as it went.
>A horn erupted from his forehead, twice as long as yours with an extra jagged curve in it.
>And then Archer’s mouth reformed, stretching into a boxy and rough looking snout.
>His ears stretched too, moving up along the sides of his head to rest right at the top, black and long.
>He opened his new eyes, red and pulsing the same way yours did.
>Archer’s red head fin and red tail came in next, swooshing slightly behind him.
>The transformation was nearly finished.
>Now came the painful part, you knew.
>Archer knew too of course, he snorted and shut his eyes tight in preparation.
>A bang hit the air, loud and clangorous as the sound of it rebounded off of the tiled floor in your kitchen.
>Archer had a hole now, in his right fore leg.
>Despite the pain, Archer just frowned deeper.
>Then came two more bangs in quick succession, along with two more holes in his right leg.
>Archer’s brow furrowed further, his breath came short.
>You watched, mildly impressed, as Archer withstood hole after hole.
>Until finally, it was over.
>Breathing a little heavily, Archer opened his eyes and started trotting to you.
>Then suddenly he screamed and dropped down flat on his stomach.
>You jumped back in surprise, eyes darting all over Archer, looking for a wound.
>You spotted it on his neck.

>>27124182
>A scar was being traced all the way down Archer’s neck, from the jawline to the nape, wide and ragged in pale white across his otherwise black chitin.
>Archer kept on bellowing, obviously in extraordinary pain.
>You’d never seen him like that, ever.
>Hell, you’d never even heard him yell before.
>And you’d known Archer for years now, years of boxing, drunken brawling, street brawling, a car crash and more than a few wipeouts on one thing or another.
>Never had you seen him show pain like that.
>It seemed to last for ages, the screaming, and tears started to run down Archer’s cheeks.
>You were starting to wonder if you should dial nine one one.
>But just as you started to trot away to do it, Archer went silent.
>The finished scar looked like it had been done with goddamn cleaver or an axe.
>Archer stood up, breathing in and out deeply.
>All in all, he looked positively brutal.
>Where your features were slyer and almost snake like in places, Archer looked like he was carved from solid stone.
>Cruelty as opposed to your viciousness.
>He was around five feet tall, built like a tank with thick fore and hind legs.
>The chitin on Archer’s back, his wings, tail, fin and eyes were all in that crimson red like blood.
>And the scar only added to it all.
>Archer looked himself over, then spoke.
>His voice was a deep rumble as always, hardly changed by the background buzz to it.
>Faggot had no off switch.
>”You’ve got yourself some special stuff here Kane.”
>You laughed, hissing and cold.
“No shit. What the fuck was that about?”
>Archer sat back on his haunches, rolling his neck, getting the kinks out.
>”Your C4NG3 gave me the exact same shape and size as the last time I took C4NG3.”
>Wincing a little, Archer passed a fore hoof over his scar.
>”Right down to the things that I got while I was transformed.”

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>>27106335
SUN THREAD GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

PRAISE THE SUN

\[T]/

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>>27106335
Does Celestia prank her subjects? What do you think?

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>>27050329
first for more boyish stallion crossdressing.

>>27050329
GAAAAAY PEEEEEPLE

become one with the universe and have a mclovin.

>>27050329
First eep.
Also big mac isnt a trap, he's a fucking ambush.

>For a moment, it feels like Hope’s shaking her head no against you...and that whimper aaallmost sounds like she’s trying to say no.
>But if she’s ACTUALLY your daughter, she would be smart enough not to try to contradict you.
>Especially in front of company.
>”Nnnn…” Hope whines out, shuddering against you as she threatens to cry once more.
>You sigh.
“Alright, that settles it. Cadance?”
>She looks at up at you, her hoof still rubbing Hope’s back.
“I don’t know about you, but after our adventure today, I could use a nap. Hope’s proven she can’t be trusted, and I’m not going to subject you to her, so you get the room.”
>Switching your attention, you pat the changeling on the back.
“Come on, Hope, you get to stay with me tonight.”
>The changeling in your arms freezes up for a moment, “Noooo, I don’t wanna! I don’t wanna stay with you!” She resumes her struggles, her hooves pushing at your chest, trying to break your hold on her.
“Really? So you want to stay with Cadance? Is that because she’s injured and we both know she wouldn’t be able to stop you if you decide to attack her, AGAIN, and run off to your MOTHER?”
>She winces, no doubt feeling your enmity towards her mother, but stops fighting, “N-no..I...I wanna…”
>Cadance speaks up, “Maybe she can stay with Auntie Lu-”
>You silence her with a glare, earning yourself a whimper from Hope, “Nnn…!”
>”I wanna go hoooome!” Hope wails out as her tears spill once more, “You’re not supposed to hurt your daughter like this!”
>Pulling back, you cup her muzzle in your hand, turning her head up to meet yours.
“Hope. If you’re really my daughter, then you ARE home, now.”
>With a smile, you pull her back into that hug.
>As screwy as it is...you mean it, too.
>It’s not like she can ever go back to her mother’s hive.
>Not unless you take some very horrid precautions before setting her loose.

>>27040999
>”Noooo, no, no, this isn’t the hive!” Hope whines out, shaking her head.
“No, it’s not. But at least THIS place has running water. Now come on.”
>You slip your arms around her and move to pick her up. “Nooo, I don’t wanna!” She bursts out squirming against you, once more trying to push you away.
>You barely lift her off her hooves before your body rather rudely informs you that it’s not going to happen.
>Abandoning that attempt, you grab ahold of Hope’s frill.
“Look. You can either come voluntarily, or I can drag you. But you’re not staying with Cadance, and you’re not leaving the cave.”
>You barely put any pressure on her frill before she cries out, “I’ll come! I’ll come!”
“Good girl.”
>Sliding your hand over, you give her a gentle ear scratch before pushing down, using her almost as a cane as you stand back up.
>Surprisingly, she manages to support your weight with only a minimal amount of sniffling.
>With a gentle pat to the back of her head, you start to guide Hope out of the room.
“Now let’s go...Cadance?” You look at the pink pony princess, who has still barely moved.
“Sorry about this. I know how much you were looking forward to our sleepy snuggle sessions. Are you going to be able to get to bed tonight?”
>She replies with a dirty look, “I’m sure I’ll make do. If I really can’t sleep, I could always stay with aunt Celestia.”
>The words are barely out of her mouth before you turn your head and snap at her,
“Nope.”
>”I…” her voice dies in her throat, her mouth dangling open for a moment, “Excuse me? After what you’ve done today, I need to-”
>You jab a finger at her, cutting her off to finish her sentence for her
“Sit here, and rest until you’ve started healing. You are in no condition to be walking around on your own. If you need help, you can yell for me. But you’re not going to wander around the cave unsupervised.”
>Hope shudders under your guiding hand.

>>27041002
>Cadance, perhaps picking up on the changeling’s reaction towards your feelings, seems to relent, “I...alright, Master…”
>...
>No, that was too easy.
>She’s going to try to sneak out and see one of them once she thinks you’re asleep...again.
>Only this time, it won’t be to push YOUR agenda.
>Great...as if you didn’t have enough to worry about.
>Well, arguing the point when she’s already feigning acquiescence won’t get you anywhere...you’ll just have to catch her again, tonight.
>...Maybe you could avoid this if you ever get around to actually TELLING her that her aunts are off limits.
>Then again...she was all worked up on whether or not she was your prisoner yesterday...and you didn’t do yourself any favors to clear THAT up by hunting her down and dragging her back home.
>...You’ll try and find a more appropriate time to let her know.
“Glad to hear, Cadance. I’ll be back in a bit with your bed and a blanket. Move, Hope.”
>With a push to her back, you guide the changeling out of Cadance’s room.
>Once the two of you are presumably out of range of Hope’s emotion sense, she mumbles out, “You weren’t glad to hear that…”
>You keep your voice low, to keep Cadance from having an easy time listening with her super-hearing.
“No. No I was not. Do you know why?”
>She gives you the barest shake of her head as you continue to guide her back to your room, her gaze planted firmly at her forehooves.
“It’s because I don’t need to smell emotions to know when someone is lying to me.”
>She tenses under your hand, opening her mouth to protest…
>Oooohhh, if Cadance hears her…
>”I...e…” Hope makes nothing more than the barest of sounds before closing her mouth with a bit of a squeek.
>She’s about ready to cry again.
>You stay silent, deciding to wait to add fuel to that fire, the only sound between you two being the clipclop of Hope’s heavy hoofsteps.

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>filly

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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_OtvTZSUc


606 - No Second Prances: When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony, Twilight tries to stop her.

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.

609 - Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.

611 - Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

Which pone is most autistic?

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>filly

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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_OtvTZSUc


606 - No Second Prances: When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony, Twilight tries to stop her.

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.

609 - Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.

611 - Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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RAINBOW DASH

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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_OtvTZSUc


606 - No Second Prances: When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony, Twilight tries to stop her.

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.

609 - Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.

611 - Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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>filly

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>no one showed up to Choosies birthday party

>>27202464
that makes me sadder than it should

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>filly

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>filly

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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_OtvTZSUc


606 - No Second Prances: When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony, Twilight tries to stop her.

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.

609 - Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.

611 - Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

>>27197835
I really hope you fuckers didn't pick dong ring

>>27197838

>Implying Anon's song isn't a symptom of severe mental illness to the ponies.

>>27197864
I really hope you dongers don't fuck pigs

whoops, forgot link, this is real

http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-flutter-brutter/EP013304160139?aid=zap2it

>>27195387
No. No. Oh please god no!

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>>27195387

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>filly

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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER + PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_OtvTZSUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI

606 - No Second Prances: When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony, Twilight tries to stop her.

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.

609 - Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

>>27194882
wew

>>27189228
>Last thread: >>22792617
OP fucked up Edition
>>27176487

>>27189228
What a boring OP

Moths are cute