Would you give Rarity unprotected belly rubs?
>>27454084
Yes.
>>27454084
Even more than belly rubs
You fuckers are sick, giving unprotected belly rubs to a virgin mare...
WE
>>27454041
ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS
>>27454041
ARE FAGGOTS
>>27454041
ARE THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS
Why didn't Applejack just tell Twilight that Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy would catch her when she let go?
>>27453724
indeed. i dont see how that was supposed to exemplify her honesty. she should have been like "hey pinkie, youre an annoying twat. everyone is thinking it, but no one is saying it."
>>27453724
> In not-apple-related situations most of her brain cease function.
>>27453724
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. You understand? That piece of shit up there, I never liked her. I never trusted her. For all I know she had me set up and had my friend Fluttershy killed, but that's history. I'm here, she's not. Do you want to trust me? Just do it. You don't? Then you make a move."
Can we please have an Ember thread that doesn't devolve into petty bullshit? Z-Anon has to finish his story, and Ember still gets a lot of cool shit about her.
Where do you think Ember's mom is?
>>27453523
same place spikes mom and applejacks mom are.
>>27453529
Not cool, man. Not cool.
>>27453529
And RDs?
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>>27453360
>"There was a war. A Time War. The last great Time War. My people fought a race called the Daleks for the sake of all creation, and they lost. They lost. Everyone lost. They're all gone now, my family, my friends, even that sky. Ah, you should have seen it, that old planet. The second sun would rise in the south, the mountains would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver. When they caught the light every morning, they lit the forest on fire. We always had..."
>"Admit it, you two are fucking"
>"You don't get it! If we don't find the bomb in the next twenty-four minutes this whole valley is going to blow!"
Hard mode: no namecalling or blanket statements, only polite, rational and solid arguments.
... I WANT to be proven wrong, btw.
>>27453298
>prove me wrong
thats not how burden of proof works, anon.
checkmate atheists.
>>27453298
So, let me get this straight. We're shiteaters. Fine. And you, Light Being, refuse to eat Hasbro's shit. Fine too. Let's say I agree.
Now, what I don't understand is... instead of eating Hasbro's shit you come here to feed yourself by eating OUR shit. Shiteaters' shit. So, essentially, you're a human centipede. Prove me wrong, OP.
>>27453391
He is a guy who is hated on MLPforums and EQD, just ignore him.
post a reaction image suitable to that emoticon
>>27452463
>leditbookgag
5
>Last time over a year ago
>You finished playing VR games with akita,and lamps
>You were hanging out with your friends in the town afterwards
>You ask your friends if they like it here more than home and responses you get are mixed
>Lamps most definitivly enjoyed hanging out at this place had a good time,even though he made an idiot of himself a few times
>Akita was having a good time as well despite having to take care of shore.
>Seeing how everyone had a good time you conclude your conversation and take the ride home
>What do you do on the way home,of course you could just sleep it off if you're that kind of person.
eh,atleast i tried guess i just can't keep it afloat.
>>27452123
This is taking place after that monster fight, right?
Obligatory: Snuggle shore and Akita.
>>27453532
>You walk over to akita and shore and suprise snuggle them,holding both of them in a massive hug
>"You guys are really the best"
>Shore giggles,"aww thank you amber you're really sweet to me"
>Akita shortly speaks up as well
"You're a great person to have around amber i'm glad to be friends with you"
>You let them go after a little while
>So was there anything else you planned to do?https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26588404/#26592299 last thread,i'm running cause i loved the quest and i want to see how much i differentiate from coltshan,i don't have experience QM'ing i just greentext a ton.
I want Applejack to harvest apples inside my penis
>>27451607
>>27451607
I've actually always wondered how it would be like if you planted a seed inside your penis. Like if the roots would embed themselves into your balls and your flesh would meld with the plant, and if you could grow penis fruit off your penis tree.
>>27451607
I just imagine this.
What was its impact on the fandom?
>>27451469
>Fanfiction
>Impact
Dunno, but it probably had the same impact MLD had: some people took it too seriously, while the remaining mocked them to death for that.
>>27451469
Some people like it, some people hate it, and some idiots just use it as shitpost material because being obnoxious jerks is their only reason to keep on living their meaningless and empty lives.
>>27451469 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKzt7p-MnM
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>>27451247
maybe this time it won't die in less than a day
maybe, just maybe, we can get to 500 posts
but I doubt it
still alive
Well, hows the quest so far, guys?
Please post your favorite brony song here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuG2gQXWQ2A
Hate me if you want, I still love this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqpTDVE_RII
>>27451021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=924s_82KJo8
>>27450996
>brony
>please
You forgot your name and a secure trip code, friend :)
Do you on some level consider them your friends?
Be honest.
They don't exist.
>>27450838
Yes. Out of necessity.
When you don't have friends, you make them up. Nowadays, there's several industries built around making up friends for you, MLP is that.
When you're not attractive, your life is just lonely all the time because even though you may find superficial friendships, even though you may like your family, you can never find true love, you can never find the trust and intense intimacy of making love.
So you find artificial things to keep you alive. Lies to tell yourself so you can still feel human. But these lies, no matter how artificial, no matter how "unreal," the lies are fed into human flesh.
And so we love the lies. We love them. And we live them in our dreams.
>on some level
They are my only friends, anon
Pick one /mlp/
>>27449756
Where's the 'delete /b/ threads' option.
Fuck you.
>>27449756
red, how else would you snuggle?
>>27449756
how do i press the button without arms? red obviously
This little pony still needs more love.
Hoping to lure back our one comfy writefag
I was hoping he would show up in the AiE thread but no dice