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>>27308024
u shid

I want to cum inside Flootershy

This, along with the long-defunct Rainbro thread, is one of the oldest threads on /mlp/.

Time to retire it.

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>>27306582
...Nah

>Post #1/2: Shanis & Roust: (A) Frost Ripper

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INUu_dUlXDI

>>27260755
>>27260949

>'The moment we get back I'm going to commission Krinza and Aiutante to make as many diamondine spears as I can carry-'
>Landing in the snow while her fury subsides, the Changeling's eyes snap up to the Frost Ripper, snickering as it's penetrated by it's own weapon and momentarily halted from the sheer force, she drops her gaze in growing fatigue, managing to stifle a groan with a sudden burst of excited tactical insight.
>'I'm starting to get tired Hollow, I thi- wait! Stay right there and tape together as many explosives as you can, I have an idea to slow it down!'
>Keeping a fraction of her focus onto the falling Planar abomination, Roust's eyes roams through the remaining wreckage below it, wrapping the largest visible blade in a kinetic grip and shoving the piece upright, grunting at the strain.
>'UGH, so heavy! Hollow, when it lands on that blade drop whatever you can into the damaged shell, we should be able to slow it down with it's own weapons!'
[1d6+10] <E.Psionicism: Hold
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>Apparently either immensely retarded or simply incapable of logical thought, the Frost Ripper retains it's unchanged descent path, the damaged section still facing upwards as the 40MM explosive lands inside the already fucked up gouge.
>The shell bounces upwards several feet before detonating, sending a visually pleasing spray of blue crystalline material outwards, the abomination likely too pained to even bother with another sonic assault, though the chains surrounding it begin flailing randomly.
>Frost Ripper: Partial Stun.

>Post #2/2: Shanis & Roust: (A) Frost Ripper

>>27260755
>>27260949

>Streaming through the frozen air and encountering a hefty amount of Void turbulence throughout it, brief images of Crystal ponies condescendingly mocking unicorns teleporting themselves halfway into snow banks flicker across your surface thoughts, the Wastelands reverting to it's comfortable silence quickly.
>Relocating into realspace behind the falling blade, the chain carrying it flails once while it continues falling, the Frost Ripper smashes down into the permafrost atop the blade Roust stabilized and sending out a tidal wave of snow, immediately loosing a series of tremendously pained earth-shaking shrieks.
[1d6+4] <Ripping Screams

>Much closer than either of you, Shanis begins screaming, both physically and mentally, in a desperate hope to drown out the abomination's sounds.
>"SHUT UP SHUT UP MAKE IT SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND!"

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>>27299394

>Wonderful! Like her mother always said, a Pegasi's wings were more than just tools used for flight.
>The feathers were pieces of the soul.
>Ah, she was getting all worked up now.
>All teary and nostalgic.
>Sunny quickly set about affirming the alchemical base required for a regeneration potion.
>It was like Restoration, but relied more on accelerating the body's own healing process than inducing artificial tissue growth.
>Speeding up production of platelets, juicing up a pony's immune system to combat infection, things like that.
>Why not just rely on Restoration?
>There were applications for a drawn out healing process, not quite so shock-and-awe as the near instant healing of a Restoration Draught and not quite the long, tedious road to natural recovery.
>Though there were instances where it was best to let the body work on its own.
>Constant use of healing agents would weaken her body's own ability to repair itself.

[1d6+3] < E. Alchemy
[1d6+3]
[1d6+3]

[1d6+6] < Alchemy Lab

[1d6+4] < Harlon's Archaic Diamond Alembic
[1d6+4] < Harlon's Archaic Granite Condenser
[1d6+4] < Harlon's Archaic Kanpri Calcinator
[1d6+4] < Harlon's Archaic Steel Dry-Press
[1d6+4] < Harlon's Archaic White Marble Retort
[1d6+4] < Harlon's Archaic Whitesteel Mortar & Pestle
7/8

[1d6+3] < E. Alchemy
[1d6+3]
[1d6+3]

[1d6+6] < Alchemy Lab

[1d6+4] < Harlon's Archaic Diamond Alembic
[1d6+4] < Harlon's Archaic Granite Condenser
[1d6+4] < Harlon's Archaic Kanpri Calcinator
[1d6+4] < Harlon's Archaic Steel Dry-Press
[1d6+4] < Harlon's Archaic White Marble Retort
[1d6+4] < Harlon's Archaic Whitesteel Mortar & Pestle
8/8

>Letting that simmer down for a while, the mare smiled softly at the already lime green potion, tucked the metal gear and Restoration potion both beneath each wing and set off for the pony barracks to gear up.
>Who knows, maybe she'd collect all her gear in time to help out the humans finding their scout.
>If Lann wasn't occupied holding hooves still, that is.

Alright, hold up.

>>27294955
would it be weird that she tries to bully.. you find it so incredibly cute that you just hug her? Will that adversely effect your self confidence?

>>27295618
Why?

>>27292793
First for small pone petting

Anyone here who also hangs around in the huge humans threads? Know what's happening with those lately? Haven't seen one in a while, is it just the usually gap between threads or is something up?

>>27293127
http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27112861/#27186415_1

>>27290053
>Decide to do some early morning updates before my gf wakes up
>Thread is kill

I really am going to crank shit out once my finals are over with, I promise.

>>27290117
Finally, Sweetie Belle sweetness to drown out the pain of Silver's suffering.

>>27224865
>Just prior to you taking a full breath, she pulls a bag of popcorn from within her hair and sets her eyes on you.
>”Okay, now I'm ready.”
>You look back towards the girls and consider your actions for just a moment longer.
>But yeah, you are pretty much going to just tell her at this point.
>It's not like she can make this worse.
“...Alright, Pinkie, I have to preface this with the fact that what is currently being peddled around school is false.”
>”False?”
“Give me a bit, Pinkie. Anyway, Trixie is a bitch and Twist is a spineless ginger and because of them I am now dating Scootaloo.”
>Pinkie looks at you for a moment, in confusion, then epiphany, and culminates in sadness.
>”W-what?! But you're going out with Sweetie Belle! They can't ruin my ships like that!”
>Rolling your eyes at Pinkie, you try to bring back the conversation to where you wanted it.
“Disregarding that, the issue is that I am definitely not going out with Scootaloo.”
>”Are you-”
“It ain't happening.”
>Pinkie pulls you in close to her.
>”Well, Nonny, it seems you've gotten yourself into a fine predicament here. Luckily, your Auntie Pinkie Pie is here to help.”
>You raise an eyebrow at Pinkie.
“Pinkie, you're the same age as Rarity.”
>She puts a finger to your lips and shakes her cotton candy hair until a book falls out.
>”Oh, Nonny, age is just a number.”
>She begins flipping through the book with blazing speed, an arm still cradled around you.
“Pinkie, what are you doing?”
>”Checking compatability!”
“...You're not suggesting-”
>”No, Nonny, I'm not putting you and Scootaloo together. I will never stoop to the laziness of those Mormons and their multiple wives!”
>Her pace quickens as her bubbly disposition sours at the mention of Mormons.
“I admit they are weird, but why do you hate them so much?”
>”It's a long and dark story I am not yet ready to share with the world yet, Anon.”

What happened to the last thread?

>>27288865
Fuck I forgot to put the mulp wiki thing on the OP
My bad.
http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/Prison

>>27288874
I still have the tab open
For some reason a mod deleted it
https://gyazo.com/094b4189cd1e60a20cbcfd1e12ad1948
Why? Hell if I know. Maybe they are getting bored and deleting stuff.

>A history lesson with Cheerille that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challanges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerbys for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pitty on her, and taking her out for icream
>The older Berry Punch shows up on your doorstep one night, ranting drunkenly about something you did. After you invite her in, and calm her down, you manage to take advantage of the not-so-sober mare.
>You, as the powerful founder of some record company somewhere, decide to give a the young Vinyl Scratch the light of day. Thing is, putting money on new talent is risky, and you need some more coaxing before you make a deal with her
>In order to raise some cash for a fundrasier, you decide to auction yourself off as a male prostitute to the highest bidder. Right as you're about to be sold off to a mare, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up, and place a bid higher than all the others. You're carted off with them, wondering how exactly you're going to come out of this with a sound mind.

Ok, took a bit too long to start a new thread. You guys might worry the writers if too long.

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Incidentally, I took over the age difference pastebin from YEEPZ. If anyone needs me to add something, just give me a (you)

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Insta-bump at your service. 24/7 bumpage whenever wherever, you got it bucko. We have bumps on the street, on the sidewalk, on the back of your left shoulder you should probably get that checked out, in Anon's Bump Emporium.

Tips and links:

Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f

http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.

Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/

A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy

>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.

*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.

Okay, now that that's out of the way, I need something critiqued. Namely, this thing. Mad Science: Chapter 4.

>The candlelight does a casual tango along the walls over the library loft as you carefully dip a thick quill into a crystalline pot of ink and scrawl out the short phrase you began your ritual with:
>“Dear Princess Celestia,” the letter begins.
>“I apologize in my delay in writing this, as I have been quite occupied with recent events. Three days ago, a human known as Anonymous appeared in Ponyville. He is, obviously, from an alternate dimension, though not the same as that which the Crystal Mirror leads to, as he has no knowledge of the universe I visited. He arrived in Equestria via a portal of his own design, operating on mechanics that Equestrian technology could not hope to replicate. He looks down on our society as primitive. More vexing, however, is his philosophical bent. Anonymous, quite simply, rejects friendship on a philosophical level.”
>“I have dealt with many beings in my tutelage in the Magic of Friendship, many of whom had simply said that they have no need for friends, but this is not Anonymous’s way. He would probably see the reasons that others usually reject friendship for to be irrational. However, I remain ignorant of the source of his philosophy, and he is unlikely to be forthcoming with that information at this time.
>“I only hope that I can eventually figure out how to teach Anonymous as much about the Magic of Friendship as he knows about physics. As always, I seek your counsel in this endeavor. If you have any advice to give, perhaps advice from some of your previous students or even from my earlier tutelage under you, than I would gladly accept it. I will also try to bring Anonymous before you at some point, as I am certain that you would like to meet him.
>“As always, your student,
>“Twilight Sparkle”

>>27252611

>Mornings were never your strong suit.
>You always preferred to stay up late into the night, flipping through a good book, huddled beneath the woolen blankets of your bed with a mug of black tea by your side.
>Fortunately, you learned a near-instant boiling spell a few weeks ago, and that should help you -
>You find Anonymous awake early in the morning, sitting at a table in your library, a stack of books and papers by his side.
>A yellow pencil sits in between his thumb and forefinger, the graphite currently being worked to a flat nib as it waltzes across a formerly blank sheet.
>“Oh, good. You’re awake,” he says, before returning to his scribbling.
“A ‘good morning, Twilight,’ would be nice,” you say in response.
“Let’s assume I said that then, and move on,” he replies.
>Your lips form a paltry frown.
>“We have much work to do today,” Anonymous continues. “From your books, I have come to understand that Equestria has a very advanced picture of classical physics, up through electrodynamics, but no forays into the quantum realm. This will be a hindrance as we .progress in our research into the origin of magic.”
>Walking over to the desk, you take a look at the nearly illegible scrawl written on the sheets of paper, barely making out words like “electromagnetic interaction,” “W-boson,” and “quantum chromodynamics,” plus long rows of mathematical equations in symbols that seemed to simply melt into an illegible mess in the same way that sugar melts into boiling lead.
“You read all of those books?” you ask, lifting up one of the six heavy tomes with your telekinesis.
>“Skimmed for the most part. Read a few parts,” he says.
>Faintly, he mutters something that you can’t quite make out, but sounds something like “haven’t been sleeping much.”
“What?”

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>filly

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604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz

606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb

607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.

611 - Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.

613 - Spice Up Your Life: Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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>>27432134
the fillies are life

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>filly

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Also, today's episode was written by Nick Confalone.

604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz

606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb

607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.

611 - Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.

613 - Spice Up Your Life: Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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big adventure

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FIRST

Stab the Barrelbot.

>>27425260
Look around

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First for Rarara

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THREE MINUTES

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Due to >sou I wont miss /g/ vs /sp/. I'm glad

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>filly

>>27421431
It was such a fun episode, I loved it!

There arre so many scenes that need to be screencapped. This episode is a fucking gold mine.

FUCK YOU MOD

Hey

>RELAXED MODERATION